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  <line start="26" end="82" speaker="sfx">Soft Music</line>
  <line start="83" end="88" speaker="strongbad">Hey.</line>
  <line start="100" end="104" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2" >Hey.</line>
  <line start="104" end="115" speaker="strongsad">Look out, Julian<span style="visibility:hidden"> Casablancas!</span></line>
  <line start="115" end="116" speaker="strongsad">Look out, Julian Ca<span style="visibility:hidden">sablancas!</span></line>
  <line start="117" end="118" speaker="strongsad">Look out, Julian Casa<span style="visibility:hidden">blancas!</span></line>
  <line start="118" end="119" speaker="strongsad">Look out, Julian Casabl<span style="visibility:hidden">ancas!</span></line>
  <line start="119" end="120" speaker="strongsad">Look out, Julian Casablan<span style="visibility:hidden">cas!</span></line>
  <line start="120" end="129" speaker="strongsad">Look out, Julian Casablancas!</line>
  <line start="129" end="160" speaker="strongbad">Hey Stankle, did you sleep here last night?</line>
  <line start="161" end="252" speaker="strongsad">Oh yeah. I wanted to be first in line for Record Store Day. Sloshy's releasing an obscure 7-inch.</line>
  <line start="254" end="288" speaker="strongbad">But aren't all of Sloshy's releases obscure?</line>
  <line start="288" end="300" speaker="strongbad">As in,<span style="visibility:hidden"> they make enough copies for themselves and their girlfriends,<br />knowing full well that their girlfriends are going to throw them away?</span></line>
  <line start="300" end="366" speaker="strongbad">As in, they make enough copies for themselves and their girlfriends,<br />knowing full well that their girlfriends are going to throw them away?</line>
  <line start="366" end="395" speaker="strongsad">And I creep them out of the trash!</line>
  <line start="395" end="410" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, that sounds like you.</line>
  <line start="410" end="450" speaker="strongbad">All Limozeen's doin' for Record Store Day is releasing a<span style="visibility:hidden"><br />Cassette Maxi Single of their 7th Final Reunion Tour Brunch.</span></line>
  <line start="450" end="456" speaker="strongbad">All Limozeen's doin' for Record Store Day is releasing a<br />Cassette<span style="visibility:hidden"> Maxi Single of their 7th Final Reunion Tour Brunch.</span></line>
  <line start="456" end="462" speaker="strongbad">All Limozeen's doin' for Record Store Day is releasing a<br />Cassette Maxi<span style="visibility:hidden"> Single of their 7th Final Reunion Tour Brunch.</span></line>
  <line start="462" end="465" speaker="strongbad">All Limozeen's doin' for Record Store Day is releasing a<br />Cassette Maxi Single<span style="visibility:hidden"> of their 7th Final Reunion Tour Brunch.</span></line>
  <line start="465" end="470" speaker="strongbad">All Limozeen's doin' for Record Store Day is releasing a<br />Cassette Maxi Single of their<span style="visibility:hidden"> 7th Final Reunion Tour Brunch.</span></line>
  <line start="470" end="476" speaker="strongbad">All Limozeen's doin' for Record Store Day is releasing a<br />Cassette Maxi Single of their 7th<span style="visibility:hidden"> Final Reunion Tour Brunch.</span></line>
  <line start="476" end="481" speaker="strongbad">All Limozeen's doin' for Record Store Day is releasing a<br />Cassette Maxi Single of their 7th Final<span style="visibility:hidden"> Reunion Tour Brunch.</span></line>
  <line start="481" end="490" speaker="strongbad">All Limozeen's doin' for Record Store Day is releasing a<br />Cassette Maxi Single of their 7th Final Reunion<span style="visibility:hidden"> Tour Brunch.</span></line>
  <line start="490" end="495" speaker="strongbad">All Limozeen's doin' for Record Store Day is releasing a<br />Cassette Maxi Single of their 7th Final Reunion Tour<span style="visibility:hidden"> Brunch.</span></line>
  <line start="495" end="504" speaker="strongbad">All Limozeen's doin' for Record Store Day is releasing a<br />Cassette Maxi Single of their 7th Final Reunion Tour Brunch.</line>
  <line start="504" end="560" speaker="strongbad">It's just them at some restaurant talking about escrow and knee surgery.</line>
  <line start="576" end="618" speaker="mary">Man, this frittata is heavenly!</line>
  <line start="618" end="642" speaker="larry">I just defaulted on my<span style="visibility:hidden"> l-l-l-l-l-loans-ah!</span></line>
  <line start="642" end="644" speaker="larry">I just defaulted on my l<span style="visibility:hidden">-l-l-l-l-loans-ah!</span></line>
  <line start="644" end="646" speaker="larry">I just defaulted on my l-l<span style="visibility:hidden">-l-l-l-loans-ah!</span></line>
  <line start="646" end="648" speaker="larry">I just defaulted on my l-l-l<span style="visibility:hidden">-l-l-loans-ah!</span></line>
  <line start="648" end="650" speaker="larry">I just defaulted on my l-l-l-l<span style="visibility:hidden">-l-loans-ah!</span></line>
  <line start="650" end="652" speaker="larry">I just defaulted on my l-l-l-l-l-<span style="visibility:hidden">loans-ah!</span></line>
  <line start="652" end="674" speaker="larry">I just defaulted on my l-l-l-l-l-loans-ah!</line>
  <line start="684" end="725" speaker="bubs">Here ya go, Strong Sad. That'll be $400.</line>
  <line start="725" end="745" speaker="strongsad">Ooh, on sale even!</line>
  <line start="750" end="785" speaker="strongsad">Check it out, it's a B-side only.</line>
  <line start="785" end="813" speaker="strongbad">So, the A-side's just blank?</line>
  <line start="813" end="830" speaker="strongsad">Not even!</line>
  <line start="838" end="847" speaker="strongbad">Woah!</line>
  <line start="847" end="900" speaker="strongsad">It's pressed on 180-gram two-dimensional vinyl!</line>
  <line start="900" end="922" speaker="strongbad">Really? <span style="visibility:hidden">Swipey Town!</span></line>
  <line start="922" end="935" speaker="strongbad">Really? Swipey Town!</line>
  <line start="946" end="982" speaker="strongsad">Oh! Where'd it go? I can't see it!</line>
  <line start="982" end="1000" speaker="strongbad">Rwah-ha-ha-ha!</line>
  <line start="1000" end="1015" speaker="strongbad">Music nerd!<span style="visibility:hidden"> How's that for obscure?</span></line>
  <line start="1015" end="1038" speaker="strongbad">Music nerd! How's that for obscure?</line>
  <line start="1062" end="1122" speaker="sfx">Music</line>
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