Subtitles:dethemberween/en

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  <line start="22" end="68" speaker="brundo">Oh, I lost all my magics.</line>
  <line start="69" end="131" speaker="elf">Don't you see? The magic of Decemberween is inside everyone!</line>
  <line start="136" end="239" speaker="sheriff">And so they returned the sword of St. Olaf to its rightful owner, and discovered the true meaning of Decemberween.</line>
  <line start="240" end="265" speaker="sheriff">Buh-buh-buh-buh-bye, kids!</line>
  <line start="281" end="355" speaker="strongsad">Can someone please explain again what a mystical sword has to do with Decemberween?</line>
  <line start="356" end="419" speaker="homestar">You heard that nasty ol' puppet! The magic of Decemberween is inside all of us!</line>
  <line start="420" end="454" speaker="strongbad">Man, that's not what Decemberween's all about!</line>
  <line start="455" end="485" speaker="strongsad">Then I suppose <em>you're</em> gonna tell us what Decemberween is all about.</line>
  <line start="485" end="514">
    <strongsad>Then I suppose <em>you're</em> gonna tell us what Decemberween is all about.</strongsad>
    <strongbad>I'll tell you what Decemberween is all about!</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="514" end="528" speaker="strongsad">Then I suppose <em>you're</em> gonna tell us what Decemberween is all about.</line>
  <line start="529" end="553">
    <strongbad>It happens each Decemberween, <span style="visibility:hidden">though some would say it doesn't.</span></strongbad>
    <sfx>music starts</sfx>
</line>
  <line start="553" end="581">
    <strongbad>It happens each Decemberween, though some would say it doesn't.</strongbad>
    <sfx>music starts</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="581" end="607">
    <strongbad>The best thing that you've ever seen, <span style="visibility:hidden;">even better than your hot cousin!</span></strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="607" end="631">
    <strongbad>The best thing that you've ever seen, even better than your hot cousin!</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="632" end="644">
    <marzipan>Better than Debra?</marzipan>
    <sfx>music stops</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="645" end="670" speaker="strongbad">Oh, maybe not better than Debra.</line>
  <line start="671" end="688" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, Debra.</line>
  <line start="689" end="712">
    <strongbad>I'm talking about a magic man <span style="visibility:hidden;">who defies the laws of physics.</span></strongbad>
    <sfx>music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="712" end="738">
    <strongbad>I'm talking about a magic man who defies the laws of physics.</strongbad>
    <sfx>music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="739" end="770" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He turns Decemberween into DeTHemberween!</line>
  <line start="771" end="800" speaker="strongsad">Tell us, man, who is it?</line>
  <line start="801" end="806" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He's the <span style="visibility:hidden">Dethemberween Thnikkaman, and he'll make your dreams come true.</span></line>
  <line start="807" end="908" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman, and he'll make your dreams come true.</line>
  <line start="909" end="961" speaker="strongbad">No, there ain't no beatin' that holiday feelin'</line>
  <line start="962" end="998" speaker="strongbad">when he says "Shut up" to you.</line>
  <line start="999" end="1017" speaker="bubs">Yeah, shut up, kid!</line>
  <line start="1018" end="1032">
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">When the sun goes down, <span style="visibility:hidden;">he creeps into town, and borrows your hedge clippers.</span></strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="1033" end="1045">
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">When the sun goes down, he creeps into town, <span style="visibility:hidden;">and borrows your hedge clippers.</span></strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="1046" end="1071">
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">When the sun goes down, he creeps into town, and borrows your hedge clippers.</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="1072" end="1088">
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And while you're sleeping, <span style="visibility:hidden;">safe and sound, he puts blank media in your slippers!</span></strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="1089" end="1098">
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And while you're sleeping, safe and sound, <span style="visibility:hidden;">he puts blank media in your slippers!</span></strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="1098" end="1124">
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And while you're sleeping, safe and sound, he puts blank media in your slippers!</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="1125" end="1152" speaker="coachz">It was 8-Tracks in my day!</line>
  <line start="1153" end="1176">
    <strongbad>Sometimes he'll cold call random kids <span style="visibility:hidden;">with discount travel packages!</span></strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="1176" end="1203">
    <strongbad>Sometimes he'll cold call random kids with discount travel packages!</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="1204" end="1225" speaker="sfx">phone ringing</line>
  <line start="1226" end="1239">
    <sfx>phone ringing</sfx>
    <sfx>music fades out</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="1240" end="1261" speaker="bubs" sfx="sfx">muffled speech</line>
  <line start="1262" end="1337" speaker="strongbad">Las Vegas? For 20 dollars a night? Thanks, Dethemberween Thnikkaman!</line>
  <line start="1338" end="1358">
    <bubs sfx="sfx">muffled</bubs>
    <bubs voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, shut up, kid!</bubs>
  </line>
  <line start="1359" end="1398" speaker="sheriff">Yes, he's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman.</line>
  <line start="1399" end="1408" speaker="sheriff" voiceover="voiceover">Flying through the night <span style="visibility:hidden">in an unmarked van.</span></line>
  <line start="1409" end="1432" speaker="sheriff" voiceover="voiceover">Flying through the night in an unmarked van.</line>
  <line start="1433" end="1484" speaker="sheriff">You never know what he'll bring us when you hear those high-pitched singers!</line>
  <line start="1485" end="1523" speaker="singers">Here comes the Dethemberween Thnikkaman!</line>
  <line start="1524" end="1541" speaker="strongbad">One, two, three!</line>
  <line start="1542" end="1598">
    <all>He's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman, <span style="visibility:hidden;">oh, and he'll make your dreams come true!</span></all>
    <sfx>music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="1598" end="1637">
    <all>He's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman, oh, and he'll make your dreams come true!</all>
    <sfx>music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="1637" end="1652" speaker="homestar">Do-do-la-do-do-do-doo!</line>
  <line start="1653" end="1684" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">No, there ain't no ceilin' on that holiday feelin',</line>
  <line start="1705" end="1812" speaker="all">When he says "Shut up" to you!</line>
  <line start="1813" end="1821" speaker="sfx">music stops</line>
  <line start="1822" end="1888" speaker="bubs">Yeah, shut up! To one and all o' dang y'all!</line>
  <line start="1908" end="1938" speaker="homestar">Uh, just so we're all on the same page here,</line>
  <line start="1939" end="1987" speaker="homestar">we are just talking about Bubs with a piece of paper taped to his chest, right?</line>
  <line start="1995" end="2003" speaker="homestar">You guys?</line>
  <line start="2011" end="2033" speaker="homestar">Bubs? Paper tape?</line>
  <line start="2039" end="2051" speaker="homestar">Anybody?</line>
  <line start="2052" end="2070" speaker="sfx">music sting</line>
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