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| - | A '''[[Wikipedia:haiku|haiku]]''' is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again | + | A '''[[Wikipedia:haiku|haiku]]''' is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again. |
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| - | + | A few characters have recited one, most notably [[Strong Sad]]. [[Strong Bad]] has recited a few, despite once saying he didn't know what they were. | |
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| + | ==Appearances== | ||
*Email [[japanese cartoon]] | *Email [[japanese cartoon]] | ||
| - | <blockquote>So cool an | + | <blockquote>So cool an email.<br> |
I thought you would enjoy it.<br> | I thought you would enjoy it.<br> | ||
| - | Ding dong Dear Strong Bad.</blockquote> | + | Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...</blockquote> |
| + | :*On January 27, 2019, the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account [[twitter:StrongBadActual/status/1089517246475579393|revealed]] that this haiku was unintentional, as it was directly referencing a spam email phrase. | ||
| - | *[[Strong Sad's Lament]] | + | *[[Strong Sad's Lament]] {{--}} August 5, 2004 post |
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<blockquote>Broken slouchiness,<br /> | <blockquote>Broken slouchiness,<br /> | ||
Smiling from outside the spine,<br /> | Smiling from outside the spine,<br /> | ||
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*[[Halloween Fairstival]] | *[[Halloween Fairstival]] | ||
| - | <blockquote>This night | + | <blockquote>This night. Black as pitch.<br> |
Doom from inside me wells up.<br> | Doom from inside me wells up.<br> | ||
Pray I don't get egged.</blockquote> | Pray I don't get egged.</blockquote> | ||
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| - | Computer over<br> | + | Computer over?<br> |
| - | Virus equals very yes<br> | + | Virus equals very yes?!<br> |
| - | That's not a good prize<br> | + | That's not a good prize!<br> |
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
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[[Category:Lists]] | [[Category:Lists]] | ||
[[Category:Word running gags]] | [[Category:Word running gags]] | ||
Current revision as of 03:14, 4 November 2022
A haiku is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again.
A few characters have recited one, most notably Strong Sad. Strong Bad has recited a few, despite once saying he didn't know what they were.
[edit] Appearances
- Email japanese cartoon
So cool an email.
I thought you would enjoy it.
Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...
- On January 27, 2019, the @StrongBadActual Twitter account revealed that this haiku was unintentional, as it was directly referencing a spam email phrase.
- Strong Sad's Lament — August 5, 2004 post
Broken slouchiness,
Smiling from outside the spine,
Sit up straight for once.
This night. Black as pitch.
Doom from inside me wells up.
Pray I don't get egged.
Rapping at the door.
Fills up agèd pillow case.
So sick of Smarties.
A butt for a face.
Little brother: dork, dork, dork.
Stay out of my room.
- Email virus
Computer over?
Virus equals very yes?!
That's not a good prize!
