User:Grog The Troll

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-	Hello.	+	{{userboxtop}}
-	I am Grog the Troll, and I am a member of the (very small) Troll Brothers Society. We sit around doing...troll....stuff. Not Vandal stuff. Jhonka stuff. We also have an unfinished video game that was supposed to be put on the internet....like a year ago... (I'm talking to myself here) slowbie. It was called Grog Want Cookies. You played as Grog and had to try and find all the cookies hidden in each level. That's it. Every single one of us has at least heard of Homestar Runner. I'm the biggest fan out of any of us. (That's not saying much, though, due to lack of members.)	+	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#0000FF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=LP|msg=This user wears '''[[long pants]]'''.}}
-	Just because I can't say it enough times, we ARE NOT vandals. We have nothing to do with making people mad, doing and of that other stuff. It's not that kind of troll. It's the Jhonka kind of Troll. We just think trolls are awesome so we called ourselves the Troll brothers.	+	{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:mini-freebie coaster.JPG|45px]]|msg=This user owns too many '''[[Store#freebie_mini|Coasters]]''' to count.}}
-	GREEEEAAAAAW!!!	+	{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:StrongBad Keychain.JPG|43px]]|msg=This user owns the '''[[Store#freebie_big_b|Stop Sign Keychain]]'''.}}
-	[[Image:GrogtheTroll.jpg]]	+	{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong Bad Freebie Patch.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns the '''[[Store#freebie_jumbo|Strong Bad Patch]]'''.}}
-	Soooooooooo.....	+	{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong Bad Sings CD.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns '''[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]'''.}}
-	Here's (for no reason at all) a list of my favourite Homestar Characters with my favourite quote from each. (From Favourite to.... not quite so favourite.) If you disagree, well, not everyone has the same oppinion I guess....oh well....:'(	+	{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFF99|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Figurinescommandos.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user has hired '''[[Store#Collectible Figurines|The Cheat Commandos]]''' as hitmen.}}
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-	1. Homsar-AAAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa...................(going on forever)	+
-	2. The Cheat-(translation) Yeah, I'll gnaw your face off!	+	{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFF99|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Figurinesset1.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user hangs out with '''[[Store#Collectible Figurines|Homestar Runner and the gang]]'''.}}
-	3. Homestar Runner-I mean, I think I'm a cool guy.....	+	{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFF99|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Kick_The_Cheat.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#Kick The Cheat|The Cheat named Douglas]]'''.}}
-	4. Strong Bad-Oh, WHAT THE CRAP! I thought I smelled bacon!	+	{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Sbbeanie.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#Beanie Caps|Strong Bad beanie]]'''.}}
-	5. Bubs-OH I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' 'BOUT NOTHIN!	+	{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar-shirt.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_homsar_coffee|Homsar T-shirt]]'''.}}
-	6. Pom Pom-*Bubbles with annoyed looking eyes*	+	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFCC33|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#663333|code=[[Image:UserboxLeftHanded.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user is squirrel handed.}}
-	7. The Poopsmith-*raspberries*	+	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:StrongBad_CarmenSanDiego.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user doesn't know '''[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|what's fun about eating less candy.]]'''}}
-	8. Strong Sad-Hai-toh... Beng... Gait!	+	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00FF00|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user has '''[[Spin 'n Say|more than two problems]]'''.}}
-	9. Coach Z-No, I'm not alone. Yes, this phone is plugged in. *zzzrk* Ahh, crackles! I forgot to pay the electric bill again!	+	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00FF7F|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Baby_strong_bad.png|43px]]|msg=This user is playing '''[[highschool|better video games]]''' than Strong Bad.}}
-	10. The goblin-*Dance*	+	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#7EC0EE|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:lilbrudder.gif|43px]]|msg=This user '''[[Li'l Brudder|can make it on his own]]'''.}}
-	11. The King of Town-Well, I was at home, with the pumpkin, it was looking, particularly luscious, and then, the next thing I know, it was a pie, and then, the pie was gone, and, Doo hoo?	+	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|40px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">This user was '''[[interview|<span style="color:white">raised by a cup of coffee</span>]]'''.</span>}}
-	12. Strong Mad-THE CHEAT!!!! duh?	+	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=LOL|msg=This user is '''[[funny]]'''.}}
-	13. The Stick	+	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#B22222|codebkgd=#FEF1B5|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:TC_cartoony.png|43px]]|msg=<span style="color:#FFD700">This user [[pop-up|'''<span style="color:#FFD700">has stolen all of Senor Muybueno's gold</span>''']].</span>}}
-	14. A glass of Sudsuu	+	{{userbox|border=#990033|mainbkgd=#CC9966|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:DancingBros.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user is '''[[A Folky Tale|gonna have a good time tonight]]'''.}}
-	15. A bag of four grapes	+	{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:d3win.png|43px]]|msg=This user has beaten '''[[Thy Dungeonman 3]]'''.}}
-	16. The drippy towel	+	{{userbox|border=#D19275|mainbkgd=#FFE4C4|codebkgd=#CD853F|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=PQ|msg=This user loves to play '''[[Peasant's Quest]]'''.}}
-	17. Marzipan (I really don't like Marzipan much)	+	{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Homsar]]'''.}}
-	---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------	+	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail lappy2.png|43px]]|msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Lappy 486 Emails|Lappy-era]]''' emails the best.}}
-	That may have been a bit harsh.... I guess Marzipan's not that bad. She just gets on my nerves sometimes. And besides, Sudsuu is AWESOME! I want to try it. MUST... BUY.... GUMMY BEARS!	+
-	I seriously think Homsar is all powerful. If he could just get a grip on reality, he could like, rule over the.....cosmos.....or something.	+
-	That's it for my little page.....thing.	+	{{userbox|border=#F00|mainbkgd=#FFF|codebkgd=#F00|codecolor=#FFF|code=[[Image:Mapleleaf.png|43px]]|msg=This user is a '''[[Wikipedia:Canada|Canadian, eh?]]'''.}}
-		+	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=TEEN|msg=This user is between '''13 and 19 years old'''.}}
-	GROG WANT COOKIES!!!!	+	|}
		+	Hello.
		+	I am Grog the Troll.

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LP This user wears long pants.

This user owns too many Coasters to count.

This user owns the Stop Sign Keychain.

This user owns the Strong Bad Patch.

This user owns Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.

This user has hired The Cheat Commandos as hitmen.

This user hangs out with Homestar Runner and the gang.

This user owns a The Cheat named Douglas.

This user owns a Strong Bad beanie.

This user owns a Homsar T-shirt.

This user is squirrel handed.

This user doesn't know what's fun about eating less candy.

This user has more than two problems.

This user is playing better video games than Strong Bad.

This user can make it on his own.

This user was raised by a cup of coffee.

LOL This user is funny.

This user has stolen all of Senor Muybueno's gold.

This user is gonna have a good time tonight.

This user has beaten Thy Dungeonman 3.

PQ This user loves to play Peasant's Quest.

This user's favorite character is Homsar.

This user enjoys Lappy-era emails the best.

This user is a Canadian, eh?.

TEEN This user is between 13 and 19 years old.

Hello. I am Grog the Troll.