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- | + | [[Image:Shopchangeneric.PNG|thumb|"It's more important that I establish what I ''don't'' want for Decemberween."]] | |
+ | [[Image:Zshopchanlogo.PNG|thumb|Z' ShopChan]] | ||
+ | '''Z' ShopChan''' is a TV shopping network hosted by [[Strong Bad]] and [[Marzipan]] in the [[Shopping Network Studio]]. It is shown in [[what i want]], when Strong Bad tells what he ''doesn't'' want for [[Decemberween]]. | ||
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+ | It heavily resembles shopping networks such as [[Wikipedia: QVC|QVC]]. | ||
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+ | ==Items Sold== | ||
+ | ===[[Ornaments]]=== | ||
+ | Strong Bad states that ornaments are the "perennial all-star of bad awful Decemberween presents", seeing as they are presents that cease to be useful the moment they're opened, and have to be put away for another year. Marzipan describes giving an ornament as a gift as saying "I have no idea what your interests are." | ||
+ | {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" | ||
+ | |- bgcolor=#eeeeee | ||
+ | ! Image !! Name !! Number | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |<center>[[Image:Czornamentwhatiwant.PNG|150px]]</center> || Commemorative [[Coach Z]] Ornament || ZXJ481-78b | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |<center>[[Image:Eh! steve ornament.PNG|150px]]</center> || [[Eh! Steve!]] Soiled [[Gold]] Ornament || WRT54G-Sc | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |<center>[[Image:Internetdotcom.PNG|150px]]</center> || Cool Snowman Surfing the Internet Ornament || FR114P-dc8 | ||
+ | |} | ||
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+ | ===[[Dancin' Musical Nobots]]=== | ||
+ | Strong Bad describes Dancin' Musical Nobots as "the kind that you accidentally activate by getting too close." He criticizes them for barely allowing users to hear the song that they are playing over the plastic gears and motors clanking together. Marzipan states that the presents scream "I stopped at the drug store on my way over." | ||
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+ | {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" | ||
+ | |- bgcolor=#eeeeee | ||
+ | ! Image !! Name !! Number | ||
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+ | |<center>[[Image:Strongbadnobot.PNG|140px]]</center> || Dancin' Strong Bad Musical Nobot || 3DT178-2t2 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |<center>[[Image:Homestar nobot still.PNG|105px]]</center> || Dancin' Homestar Runner Musical Nobot || ''unknown'' | ||
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+ | |<center>[[File:Strongbantanobot.png|150px]]</center> || Strong Bantaman [[Santam'n Is A Blademan|is a Blademan]] Musical Nobot || original: DLA222-2222<br/>update: DLA222-Zf | ||
+ | |} | ||
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+ | ===Homemade Gifts=== | ||
+ | Strong Bad states that homemade items are all about "the false notion that just because you made something yourself, it's not a worthless piece of crap." It is also stated that gifts that are both homemade ''and'' an ornament are known as "anti-gifts", and that you actually have to pay a person who gives you one of those. | ||
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+ | {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" | ||
+ | |- bgcolor=#eeeeee | ||
+ | ! Image !! Name !! Number | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |<center>[[Image:Seashells bw office supplies.PNG|150px]]</center> || Seashells [[b/w]] Office Supplies || N2cXL8-42 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |<center>[[Image:Kibbler.PNG]]</center> || S31 Kt Clothes Pin Reindeer – "Klibber" || Kj78M-Xn45 | ||
+ | |} | ||
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+ | [[Category:TV Shows]] |
Current revision as of 20:01, 31 August 2023
Z' ShopChan is a TV shopping network hosted by Strong Bad and Marzipan in the Shopping Network Studio. It is shown in what i want, when Strong Bad tells what he doesn't want for Decemberween.
It heavily resembles shopping networks such as QVC.
Contents |
[edit] Items Sold
[edit] Ornaments
Strong Bad states that ornaments are the "perennial all-star of bad awful Decemberween presents", seeing as they are presents that cease to be useful the moment they're opened, and have to be put away for another year. Marzipan describes giving an ornament as a gift as saying "I have no idea what your interests are."
Image | Name | Number |
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Commemorative Coach Z Ornament | ZXJ481-78b | |
Eh! Steve! Soiled Gold Ornament | WRT54G-Sc | |
Cool Snowman Surfing the Internet Ornament | FR114P-dc8 |
[edit] Dancin' Musical Nobots
Strong Bad describes Dancin' Musical Nobots as "the kind that you accidentally activate by getting too close." He criticizes them for barely allowing users to hear the song that they are playing over the plastic gears and motors clanking together. Marzipan states that the presents scream "I stopped at the drug store on my way over."
Image | Name | Number |
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Dancin' Strong Bad Musical Nobot | 3DT178-2t2 | |
Dancin' Homestar Runner Musical Nobot | unknown | |
Strong Bantaman is a Blademan Musical Nobot | original: DLA222-2222 update: DLA222-Zf |
[edit] Homemade Gifts
Strong Bad states that homemade items are all about "the false notion that just because you made something yourself, it's not a worthless piece of crap." It is also stated that gifts that are both homemade and an ornament are known as "anti-gifts", and that you actually have to pay a person who gives you one of those.
Image | Name | Number |
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Seashells b/w Office Supplies | N2cXL8-42 | |
S31 Kt Clothes Pin Reindeer – "Klibber" | Kj78M-Xn45 |