@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018 Transcripts

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Contents 1 Transcripts 1.1 Videlectrix suing Boardelectrix

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Videlectrix suing Boardelectrix

{A remix of the Stinkoman 20X6 level 1 theme plays. A title screen reads "COMING IN 2019 FROM". The Videlectrix logo fades in below. The words "FOR REAL THIS TIME" appear underneath it. In smaller text, the words "UNLESS THEY MAKE ANOTHER BOARD GAME" appear underneath that.}

{Cut to Stinkoman running on a platform in front of an elaborate new stone castle background with columns, purple hanging banners and stained glass windows. He reaches a gap in the floor, with a skull-headed enemy on the other side. Stinkoman fires eight bolts and it explodes.}

{Cut to another room. Stinkoman jumps to a higher platform where a flying skull-headed enemy hovers above a Porchi and a drill, firing red balls. Stinkoman fires a bolt, but is hit by a projectile and falls onto the platform behind him.}

{A screen reads "NEW ENEMIES".}

{Stinkoman is now in a room with two skull-headed enemies on long, extendable spines. He jumps to fire bolts at the heads.}

{Stinkoman is on a lower platform, where a pile of green skulls lies on the platform above him. Stinkoman jumps to fire bolts. As they make contact, one skull at a time falls off the pile.}

{In another room, Stinkoman is on a brick tile platform in front of a strange generator enemy, which fires a giant red projectile. Stinkoman blows it up. He continues to fire bolts as it spits out more red projectiles at him. A capsule and extending spine skulls can be seen on the platform above him.}

{Stinkoman is standing in front of a giant, obese skull enemy that spits smaller wind-up skulls at him. Stinkoman shoots twice and blows it up.}

{A screen reads "NEW DUMB NAMES".}

{A Stinkomanual-style drawing of the giant enemy that spits skulls appears, zooming in and rotating. The actual enemy is labelled "Thurgood Each", and the wind-up skull it spits is called a "Rightade".}

{A second Stinkomanual drawing appears, this time of the red projectile generator. The generator mouth is called a "Plonth" and the ball it spits is called a "Soup-Dib".}

{A screen reads "NEW CRUMBLIN' SKULL-FLOOR".}

{Stinkoman is running on a platform that stops at a wall. There is a floor with four gray skulls forming a gap. Stinkoman somersaults onto the gap and jumps up and down on it. Each time he does, more cracks appear in the skulls until the platform crumbles away, allowing him to fall onto another platform and proceed.}

{A screen reads "NEW EDGE-FALL RESPAWN".}

{Stinkoman is standing on a tower, with a moving platform guarded by a flying skull-headed enemy. Stinkoman somersaults in but is hit and knocked back by a projectile, falling into the pit below. He respawns on the edge of the tower, still harmed, but quickly recovers, having lost one health point from the fall.}

{A screen reads "NEW CHALLENGES!".}

{Stinkoman is running on a platform where the flag is. A stick-figure enemy is quickly running up behind him. Stinkoman somersaults over the enemy and fires bolts, but the enemy quickly turns around and continues chasing Stinkoman. Stinkoman has to jump over it again, but misses the mark and falls down.}

{Stinkoman, now closer up, is running on a platform. The Shadowy Figure appears in a white flash, hovering high above him. With another flash and a wave of his hand, the Shadowy Figure throws a wave of three red balls at Stinkoman, knocking him back.}

{A screen reads "Stinkoman 20X6 LEVEL 10". The text "NEWLY DELAYED TIL THE YEAR 2019" appears above it. The word "delayed" is crossed out with a poorly drawn red mark and the word "UPGRADED" appears above it. The word vanishes and is replaced by the word "PORTED". This word vanishes and is replaced by "PROCEDURAL DLC MICROGUE-TRANSACTION RETROVANIA'D". This mess vanishes and is replaced by "JUST PLAIN OL' DELAYED".}

{The music stops. Back in the game, Stinkoman is going through his power-up animation. He suddenly sprouts a giant set of muscles. As he makes a battle cry, a flurry of My Benj enemies float up from the bottom of the screen.}

STINKOMAN: {sped up} Oh, making small rocks float up off the ground!!

{Fade to white}