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The green '''rating screen''' is displayed before films and trailers in [[Free Country, USA]] to indicate their age-appropriateness. It parodies the "green band" [[Wikipedia:Trailer (film)#United States MPAA rating cards|rating card]] displayed before most film trailers. Unlike the real green band, it is displayed before films as well as trailers, including films with higher-level ratings. The ones used before films also feature a parody of the [[Wikipedia:Motion Picture Association of America|Motion Picture Association of America]]'s trademark rating logos.
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The green '''rating screen''' is displayed before films and trailers in [[Free Country, USA]] to indicate their age-appropriateness. It parodies the {{w|Motion Picture Association film rating system#Theatrical trailers|"green band" rating card}} displayed before most film trailers. Unlike the real green band, it is displayed before films as well as trailers, including films with higher-level ratings. The ones used before films also feature a parody of the {{w|Motion Picture Association}}'s trademark rating logos.
==Appearances==
==Appearances==
===[[In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer]]===
===[[In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer]]===
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<blockquote style="background:#390; color:#FFF; padding:12px; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold"><center>THE FOLLOWING <big>PREVIEW</big> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br>
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<blockquote style="background:#390; color:#FFF; text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px #000; padding:24px 12px; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:800; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:170%;">PREVIEW</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br><br>
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<big>EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!</big><br>
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<span style="font-size:170%;">EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!</span><br><br>
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BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA</center></blockquote>
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BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA</blockquote>
===[[Commandos in the Classroom]]===
===[[Commandos in the Classroom]]===
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<blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; padding:1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:125%;line-height:160%;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:140%;">FILM</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br>
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<blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px #000; padding:1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:800; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:125%;line-height:160%;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:140%;">FILM</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br>
<span style="font-size:140%;">CERTAIN AUDIENCES</span><br>
<span style="font-size:140%;">CERTAIN AUDIENCES</span><br>
BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST</span><br>
BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST</span><br>
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===[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]===
===[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]===
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<blockquote style="border:0px solid #000; padding: 2em; color: #FFF; background-color: #42CC00; width: 600px; text-align:center">'''THE FOLLOWING <big>PREVIEW</big> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR'''<br />
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<blockquote style="background:#42CC00; color:#FFF; text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px #000; padding:24px 12px; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:800; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif; text-align:center;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:170%;">PREVIEW</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br><br>
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<big>'''EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!'''</big><br />
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<span style="font-size:170%;">EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!</span><br><br>
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'''BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA'''</blockquote>
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BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA</blockquote>
===Email [[rated]]===
===Email [[rated]]===
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<blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; padding:1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:125%;line-height:160%;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:140%;">FILM</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br>
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<blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; text-shadow: -1px 1px 1px #000; padding:1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:125%;line-height:160%;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:150%;">FILM</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br>
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<span style="font-size:140%;">CERTAIN AUDIENCES</span><br>
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<span style="font-size:170%;">CERTAIN AUDIENCES</span><br>
BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST</span><br>
BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST</span><br>
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| style="border:1px #FFF solid;" width="200pt"| FOR EXPLICIT BREAKFAST-PIERCING BULLETS
| style="border:1px #FFF solid;" width="200pt"| FOR EXPLICIT BREAKFAST-PIERCING BULLETS
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</blockquote>
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===Email [[sbemail 206]]===
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<blockquote style="background:#317510; color:#FFF; text-shadow: 1px 2px 1px #000; padding:2em 1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:80%;line-height:200%;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:200%; font-weight:800;">PREVIEW</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br>
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<span style="font-size:200%; font-weight:800;">MORONS WITHOUT CALENDARS</span><br>
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BY THE FAKE TRAILER ASSOCIATION OF FREE COUNTRY USA</span>
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
[[Category:Entertainment running gags]]
[[Category:Entertainment running gags]]

Current revision as of 21:20, 4 October 2024

The Motion Picture Guy knows what's best.

The green rating screen is displayed before films and trailers in Free Country, USA to indicate their age-appropriateness. It parodies the "green band" rating card displayed before most film trailers. Unlike the real green band, it is displayed before films as well as trailers, including films with higher-level ratings. The ones used before films also feature a parody of the Motion Picture Association's trademark rating logos.

Contents

[edit] Appearances

[edit] In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer

THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR

EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA

[edit] Commandos in the Classroom

THE FOLLOWING FILM HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR
CERTAIN AUDIENCES
BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST

IT BE RATED
PG-13 FOR SEVERE CUSSING AND
VERY ILLEGAL PONY FIGHTS

[edit] Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene

THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR

EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA

[edit] Email rated

THE FOLLOWING FILM HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR
CERTAIN AUDIENCES
BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST

IT BE RATED
RRR FOR EXPLICIT BREAKFAST-PIERCING BULLETS

[edit] Email sbemail 206

THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR
MORONS WITHOUT CALENDARS
BY THE FAKE TRAILER ASSOCIATION OF FREE COUNTRY USA
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