Senor Cardgage Mortgage
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| - | '''Senor Cardgage | + | '''Senor Cardgage Mortgage''', as its name suggests, is some kind of [[Wikipedia:Mortgage|mortgage]] company run by [[Senor Cardgage]]. It has been used by the [[Visor Robot]]. A [[Balding Man]] has been used in the company's commercials and might be a mascot of some kind. According to the commercial, the T in "mortgage" is pronounced. |
== Services == | == Services == | ||
| + | *Helping you buy a home or something | ||
| + | *Helping you get a leg up on the pile | ||
| + | *Refinancing dreams | ||
*Low rates | *Low rates | ||
*Percent signs | *Percent signs | ||
| - | *I dunno | + | *I dunno |
*Home Lawn | *Home Lawn | ||
*Escrow | *Escrow | ||
*Refinancin' | *Refinancin' | ||
| - | *Canceltations | + | *Free Canceltations |
| - | *Consolidating Lives Into | + | *Consolidating Lives Into Tiny Boxes |
== Contact Information == | == Contact Information == | ||
| - | *Phone: 555-55-55855-55-5-SENOR-MORT-GAGE-TODAY | + | *Phone: 555-55-55855-55-5-SENOR-MORT-GAGE-TODAY |
| + | Your call will be transfered to one of many handsome talking experts. | ||
[[Category:Companies]] | [[Category:Companies]] | ||
Current revision as of 16:41, 2 July 2017
- This article is about the mortgage company. For the short, see Senor Mortgage.
Senor Cardgage Mortgage, as its name suggests, is some kind of mortgage company run by Senor Cardgage. It has been used by the Visor Robot. A Balding Man has been used in the company's commercials and might be a mascot of some kind. According to the commercial, the T in "mortgage" is pronounced.
[edit] Services
- Helping you buy a home or something
- Helping you get a leg up on the pile
- Refinancing dreams
- Low rates
- Percent signs
- I dunno
- Home Lawn
- Escrow
- Refinancin'
- Free Canceltations
- Consolidating Lives Into Tiny Boxes
[edit] Contact Information
- Phone: 555-55-55855-55-5-SENOR-MORT-GAGE-TODAY
Your call will be transfered to one of many handsome talking experts.
