Senor Cardgage Mortgage
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Senor Cardgage Mort-gage, as its name suggests, is some kind of mortgage company run by Senor Cardgage. It has been used by the Visor Robot. A Balding Man has been used in the company's commercials and might be a mascot of some kind.
- Helping you buy a home or something
- Helping you get a leg up on the pile
- Refinancing dreams
- Low rates
- Percent signs
- I dunno
- Home Lawn
- Free Canceltations
- Consolidating Lives Into Tiny Boxes
 Contact Information
- Phone: 555-55-55855-55-5-SENOR-MORT-GAGE-TODAY
Your call will be transfered to one of many handsome talking experts.