Homestar vs. Little Girl 2
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| - | Puppet Homestar asks the little girl from the previous "[[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]" short what she likes about Halloween. | + | Puppet Homestar asks the little girl from the previous "[[Homestar vs. Little Girl|Decemberween_In_July]]" short what she likes about Halloween. |
| - | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Puppet [[Homestar Runner]], | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Puppet [[Homestar Runner]], Little Girl |
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Revision as of 15:12, 25 October 2004
Summary
Puppet Homestar asks the little girl from the previous "Decemberween_In_July" short what she likes about Halloween.
Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Homestar Runner, Little Girl
Transcript
(The words "Homestar vs. Little Girl Part 2" appear on an orange background. After a few seconds, the titles get drenched with blood. We then cut to Puppet Homestar Runner wearing a witches' hat and the little girl wearing a pumpkin costume, both sitting in a field full of Halloween pumpkins.)
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: What are you dressed as, little girl?
LITTLE GIRL: A pumpkin!
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: A pumpkin? What would you put inside your own witches' brew?
LITTLE GIRL: Um, candy!
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Candy? Hey, what's your favorite Halloween candy?
LITTLE GIRL: {mumbles} Lollipops!
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Longiepops?
LITTLE GIRL: Lollipops!
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Lollipops; what flavor lollipops?
LITTLE GIRL: Um, chocolate!
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: {laughs a little} Chocolate lollipops?
LITTLE GIRL: You like em?
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: I've never HAD one!
LITTLE GIRL: You ... like em?
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't think that's scientifically possible.
LITTLE GIRL: Let's play tag.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Let's play tag, okay. {he tags her and sashays away} You're it.
LITTLE GIRL: I'm gonna kick you!
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: What?
{She kicks him.}
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, you wanna kick me now.
{She tries to kick him again and misses.}
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's not allowed either.
{She squeals.}
LITTLE GIRL: {indicating one of those silly little mini-pumpkins} Look, a pumpkin!
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Look at that little pumpkin!
LITTLE GIRL: It's small.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: You can't carve that pumpkin!
LITTLE GIRL: {gives Puppet Homestar Runner the cat claw treatment} DAAAAAH!
(Puppet Homestar Runner slowly backs away. The Little Girl smacks him with his witch hat six times, giggling all the while.)
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey! (getting smacked in his puppety head} Hey, little girl!
(Pause.)
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Which do you like better, tricks or treats?
LITTLE GIRL: {thinks a minute} Treats.
{Pause.}
LITTLE GIRL: Gimme a kiss.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: {makes an oh-hoing noise} Well-well!
(She kisses him in a ridiculously cute manner. Puppet Homestar Runner makes a MWAH noise. The video ends with the words, "Halloween cartoon later this week!" against an orange background.)
Fun Facts
- The pumpkin behind Homestar has Marshie's face for a short time, and then Trogdor carved into it.
- Homestar mentions Witch's Brew, an inside joke that he's mentioned several times before.
- Homestar vs. Little Girl first appeared in a Decemberween In July easter egg.
- The kicking and hat-smacking sound effect is also used in ye olde Kicking Game, courtesy of the Secret Pages.
- The opening music is reminiscent of the Sweet Cuppin' Cakes theme, and is probably played on the same toy piano.
