The Denzel

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'''The Denzel''' is a "security item" that [[The Cheat]] sleeps with. According to [[Strong Bad]], The Denzel is a "grodalated" old sponge covered in bandages. The Cheat has needed The Denzel ever since watching a shock-you-mentary about [[Wikipedia:Gingivitis|Gingivitis]] which scared him into insomnia. He likes to curl up with The Denzel and a nice glass of [[Suudsu]] while hearing a bedtime story from Strong Bad.  "The Denzel" also accompanies him while he is listening to his lullaby, which features Strong Bad on vocals and [[Strong Mad]] on the chain saw.  It is not known if Strong Bad's so-called "bug bombs" affect "The Denzel" in any way.
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==Fun Facts==
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===Real World References===
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*In the movie ''[[IMDB:0328107|Man on Fire]]'', Dakota Fanning's character has a "security item", a teddy bear that she names for Denzel Washington's character.
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==Complete Filmography==
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*'''Debut''': [[bedtime story]]
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Revision as of 22:37, 11 November 2005

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