User:Benol

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I Just wanted a Christmas Ham!

Wow, I finally got my own account, after like FOREVER of trying. well, ummmm, I'm Benol, and , ummmmm Hi, I guess.

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subject: Benol

Hey there, ho there! I'm Benol! The Coach B, I'd guess you'd call me. Or plain old Coach is fine, seein' as I'm the only one around, so, probably no one else would answer to that. You say "Hey Coach!", and I'd say "Yeah?" or..."That's me!" or..."Hoo-hah!"

Coach Z is the best jengajam on the whole website. I won't lie to you. Strong Bad is no way as cool as him. I mean, even the cheat doesn't even compare to his awsomeness.

E mail me at olsonbe@bellsouth.net. I don't have AIM, or MSN or YIM or any of that, and I will never get it. no, not even for you, Nebulon. I have a blog. it's called Shiny Box I also have a homestar blog. it's called Casaestrella Corredor

favorite quotes

HOMESTAR RUNNER: And now, I ran out of the house, naked somehow.
THE CHEAT: Meh!
COACH Z: I'm the blade man, man!
MARZIPAN: Coach Z, that's gross!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Somebody's a gwabbin' my butt!

Para todos que hablan español, yo tengo una una página secreta. Si usted lo encuentra, el trabajo entonces bueno. si usted hace no, usted es estúpido.

My sig

this is my sig. -- Benol, aka Coach B 02:54, 6 November 2005 (UTC)

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GUESTBOOK!

please sign! it would be appreciatated

use the # format

1. — Stinkoman K^Talk 18:32, 19 November 2005 (UTC) MY FIRST SPOT!
2. Heimstern Läufer 18:36, 19 November 2005 (UTC)
3. — Lapper (talk) 20:22, 19 November 2005 (UTC)
4. Coach Z-this is a prorty gord usor porge! great jorb! oh...i morn...great jarb! or...i morn...great JEEEEAREAORFORB! worl gord lork!
5. – The Chort 18:35, 21 November 2005 (UTC) My autograph? Sure!
6. Homsarroks-Check out my new sig!