Cold One
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==Types Of Ones== | ==Types Of Ones== | ||
Strong Bad likes to drink ''CUH-HOLD ONES'',however, on some spring nights Strong Bad might enjoy ''COOL ONES''. He also whishes that nobody whishes ends up with a ''COLD NONE''. | Strong Bad likes to drink ''CUH-HOLD ONES'',however, on some spring nights Strong Bad might enjoy ''COOL ONES''. He also whishes that nobody whishes ends up with a ''COLD NONE''. | ||
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[[Image:notsocold.PNG|thumb|left|A not so cold one is at least 90 degrees]] | [[Image:notsocold.PNG|thumb|left|A not so cold one is at least 90 degrees]] | ||
[[Image:warmone.PNG|thumb|right|A warms one is straight from the oven]] | [[Image:warmone.PNG|thumb|right|A warms one is straight from the oven]] | ||
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[[Image:roomone.PNG|thumb|center|A room tempature one is brewed in foriegn lands]] | [[Image:roomone.PNG|thumb|center|A room tempature one is brewed in foriegn lands]] | ||
[[Category: Products]] | [[Category: Products]] | ||
Revision as of 18:43, 25 November 2004
Cold Ones are a popular beverage in Free Country USA. They are shipped nondescript brown bottles and are hinted to be alcoholic; this is, however, never said outright, though in for kids, Kerrek is said to be a teetotaler when Strong Bad offers him a Cold One.
- Cold Ones actually are shown to be alcoholic in the Strong Bad screen saver: "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones"
See property of ones.
Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped thing on his head to open them. See super powers.
Also comes in Xtra Cold, Not So Cold (which Coach Z enjoys) and Cool varieties. Foreign brands include Room Temperature, and Warm Ones.
Property of Ones
Equation stated by Strong Bad for determining the Oneness of a One:
- o is the final value of the Oneness of a One
- n is a value equvalent to the base Oneness of a One
- c is the temperature of the One.
o=(nITUDE∝cITUDE)
Types Of Ones
Strong Bad likes to drink CUH-HOLD ONES,however, on some spring nights Strong Bad might enjoy COOL ONES. He also whishes that nobody whishes ends up with a COLD NONE.
