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| - | {{mamnav|8|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|Version 7.0|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|Version 9.2}}
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| - | [[Image:MarzipanAnsweringMachineV8.png|thumb|What is The Cheat up to?]]
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| - | Coach Z confuses fantasy with reality, Marzipan wins a great prize, Stinkoman looks for a challenge, the Grape-Nuts Robot malfunctions, and Homestar tries to get some sweepstakes.
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| - | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Stinkoman}}, [[Grape-Nuts Robot]], {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}
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| - | '''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]]
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| - | '''Date:''' June 9, 2003
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| - | '''Running Time:''' 2:38
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| - | '''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Answering Machine
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| - | ==Transcript==
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| - | === Marzipan's Greeting ===
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| - | '''MARZIPAN:''' Bonjour, amigos. Je m'appelle Marzipanio. Please leave me a messiaggio and I will call you back-io. Toodle-oo toots, everyone. ''{beep}''
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| - | ===Message 5===
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| - | '''COACH Z:''' Oh, hey, there, Marzy. I was just callin' to see, uh, whether we were just friends, or... more than just friends. See, I sometimes forget what's real and what's just in my head. So, uh, gimme a call back or, uh, maybe just come on by my place and we can discuss this over a bowl o' Cracklin' Oat Bran or... the Crunch Berries. Okay. Take the care. Oh, and by that I mean, like, uh, Tender Lovin' Care, not... not, uh, take my automobile. A lot of times people have trouble understandin'...
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| - | ===Message 4===
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a sweepstakes announcer voice}'' Hello, Marzipan! This is Sweepstakes Ron, come to bring you great news! You have been randomly selected to win an umlimited supply of one million ''{quickly}'' punches-in-the-face. So, to claim your prize, just blindfold yourself and walk out on the front stow-oop, o-or stoop. and get ready to receive your free million ''{quickly}'' punches-in-the-face. Don't delay! Get outside right now! I'm waiting in the bushes! I mean.. uh, for to give you the million ''{quickly}'' punches-in-the-face.
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| - | ===Message 3===
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| - | '''STINKOMAN:''' Hello? I think I have the wrong number. Your voice sounds like this is the wrong number. But just in case, can I interest you in a challenge? Or maybe some light fighting? If so, ''{the sound of Stinkoman charging up is heard}'' call me on my cell phoooone!
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| - | ===Message 2===
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| - | '''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{monotone}'' Hello, Marz-pan.
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Alright, now make him say it. Make him say it!
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| - | '''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{monotone}'' Kiss the butt.
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Did he just say, "Kiss THE butt?" No, make him say "Kiss MY butt."
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| - | '''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{monotone}'' Kiss a butt.
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Not "Kiss a butt!" What's wrong with this thing, Bubs?
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| - | '''BUBS:''' I thought I told you no names!
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' I, er, der, er-- ''{hangs up phone, dial tone}''
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| - | ===Message 1===
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What's up, Pawkeegan? This is Homestar Runner ''{The Cheat walks by in the background}'' from homestarrunner.com, and you're listening to the Cornbread Hour, here on WPKG, pointy-point-five, the voice of Pawkeegan State! ''{pause}'' Okay... Sweepstakes Ron? Are you there? Hello? You told me to call this number and leave a radio promo, and then you'd- you'd give me the sweepstakes. So... gimme some of that sweep-a stakes.
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| - | ==Fun Facts==
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| - | ===Inside References===
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| - | *Strong Bad prank calling as a radio sweepstakes announcer is a reference to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]], where Marzipan's outgoing message states that Strong Bad's "radio contest" prank call is her favorite.
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| - | ===Real-World References===
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| - | *"Pointy point five" and "voice of Pawkeegan State" are references to Atlanta's local "eighty eight point five" (Album 88) "the voice of Georgia State."
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:Cracklin' Oat Bran|Cracklin' Oat Bran]] and [[Wikipedia:Cap'n Crunch|Crunch Berries]] are [[Breakfast Cereal|breakfast cereals]].
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| - | ==External Links==
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| - | *[[HR:answer8.html|watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0"]]
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| - | *[[HR:answer8.swf|view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0"]]
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| - | {{Marzipan's Answering Machine}}
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| - | [[Category:Marzipan's Answering Machine|08]]
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| - | [[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]
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