Subtitles:shortshorts/en

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  <line start="95" end="129" speaker="strongbad">STRONG BAD: C'mon, The Cheat! You can do one more! Just one more!</line>
  <line start="130" end="181" speaker="strongbad">Oh, have you heard the latest news? I heard the latest news, and it was that you could do one more! ONE MORE!</line>
  <line start="210" end="240" speaker="strongbad">Strong Mad, tell your girlfriend to do one more.</line>
  <line start="243" end="270" speaker="strongmad">SHE'S GONNA BLOW!</line>
  <line start="273" end="334" speaker="homestar">Aaaaaand can I get you gentlemen anything else? Bliiiing!</line>
  <line start="406" end="448" speaker="homestar">Ooga, ooga! My breath, it stinks!</line>
  <line start="450" end="463" speaker="marzipan">Uh-huh!</line>

  <line start="463" end="485" speaker="homestar">Real, real bad!</line>
  <line start="488" end="510" speaker="coachz">Hey look out the fly!</line>
  <line start="511" end="538" speaker="sfx">Doonga, doonga, doonga, doonga.</line>
  <line start="540" end="582" speaker="strongbad">Ooga! Me want set your face on fires!</line>
  <line start="584" end="601" speaker="homestar">What's fire?</line>
  <line start="603" end="626" speaker="marzipan">It sounds fun! Ooga!</line>
  <line start="675" end="706"><marzipan>Aaaaah!</marzipan><homestar>Aaaaaah!</homestar><strongbad>Oh, me too!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="710" end="736" speaker="strongbad">I am not exempt!</line>

  <line start="740" end="785" speaker="coachz">Hey, did you see that? The Cheatsaurus can do it again!</line>
  <line start="1160" end="1182" speaker="coachz">Thanks for the smellcakes, Pom Pom.</line>
  <line start="1185" end="1226" speaker="coachz">But next time, could you dispense with all the flying whoozits?</line>
  <line start="1300" end="1330" speaker="sfx">rock music begins</line>
  <line start="1335" end="1375" speaker="lazorlarry">Well, she was only 2017.</line>
  <line start="1380" end="1420" speaker="lazorlarry">She was a low-res beauty queen.</line>
  <line start="1425" end="1475" speaker="lazorlarry">She was a brain, brain sister!</line>
  <line start="1476" end="1504" speaker="lazorlarry">Texas Instruments all day!</line>

  <line start="1510" end="1545" speaker="lazorlarry">And she remembers how they used to duet...</line>
  <line start="1552" end="1620" speaker="lazorlarry">And she remembers how they used to duet, tha'll think you know what I mean!</line>
  <line start="1640" end="1670" speaker="lazorlarry">Yeah, those moves alright, uh.</line>
  <line start="1706" end="1756" speaker="homestar">Seriously, Pom Pom, you and me, we're like two breads in a biscuit.</line>
  <line start="1758" end="1782" speaker="homestar">Two breads in a biscuit.</line>
  <line start="1795" end="1798" speaker="homestar">I'm gonna make a T-shirt!</line>
  <line start="1800" end="1811" speaker="homestar">No, wait...</line>

  <line start="1815" end="1851" speaker="homestar">You and me, we're like this bowl of mayonaise here.</line>

  <line start="1855" end="1892" speaker="homestar">You're the bowl, 'cause you're a big, round, fat guy...</line>
  <line start="1895" end="1927" speaker="homestar">... and I'm the mayonaise, because I'm smart as peanuts!</line>
  <line start="1930" end="1950" speaker="homestar">That would make a good T-shirt, too!</line>
  <line start="1953" end="1983" speaker="homestar">Oop, no, wait. Before you strangle me again...</line>
  <line start="1985" end="2015" speaker="homestar">You and me: soggy napkin.</line>
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