Count Longardeaux's Book
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| - | + | Image:Strongsadwasteofdump.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Sad]]'''<br />(Biggest Waste of [[Dump]])</center> | |
| - | Image:Strongsadwasteofdump.PNG|'''[[Strong Sad]]'''<br />(Biggest Waste of [[Dump]]) | + | Image:Kotleasthealthyman.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town]]'''<br />(Least Healthiest (Man?))</center> |
| - | Image:Kotleasthealthyman.PNG|'''[[The King of Town]]'''<br />(Least Healthiest (Man?)) | + | Image:Homsarmustardman.PNG|<center>'''[[Homsar]]'''<br />(The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer!)</center> |
| - | Image:Homsarmustardman.PNG|'''[[Homsar]]'''<br />(The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer!) | + | Image:Strongmadmacaroni.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Mad]]'''<br />(Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad)</center> |
| - | Image:Strongmadmacaroni.PNG|'''[[Strong Mad]]'''<br />(Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad) | + | Image:Marzipanpolevault.PNG|<center>'''[[Marzipan]]'''<br />(Pole Vault (Photo Unavailable)</center> |
| - | Image:Marzipanpolevault.PNG|'''[[Marzipan]]'''<br />(Pole Vault (Photo Unavailable) | + | Image:Bubscutestcouple.PNG|<center>'''[[Bubs]]'''<br />(Cutest Couple)</center> |
| - | Image:Bubscutestcouple.PNG|'''[[Bubs]]'''<br />(Cutest Couple) | + | Image:Sbbullhonkey.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Bad]]'''<br />(Longest "Bull Honkey")</center> |
| - | Image:Sbbullhonkey.PNG|'''[[Strong Bad]]'''<br />(Longest "Bull Honkey") | + | |
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Revision as of 21:08, 9 February 2007
Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. Homestar Runner uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "record book."
Known Records
 (Biggest Waste of Dump) |
 (Least Healthiest (Man?)) |
 (The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer!) |
 (Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad) |
 (Pole Vault (Photo Unavailable) |
 (Cutest Couple) |
 (Longest "Bull Honkey") |
Known Redneck Jokes
- Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
- A: {Chuckles} Man, they do not wear shirts!
- Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
- A: Probably sushi!
