Count Longardeaux's Book
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| - | '''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''' is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. [[Homestar Runner]] uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "[[record book]]." | + | '''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''' is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. [[Homestar Runner]] uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "[[record book]]." There was also a wesite made of it by a fan at [http://www.homestarrecordbook.piczo.com/ homestarrecordbook.piczo.com]. |
== Known Records == | == Known Records == | ||
Revision as of 00:03, 3 April 2007
Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. Homestar Runner uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "record book." There was also a wesite made of it by a fan at homestarrecordbook.piczo.com.
Known Records
| Image | Record | Chapter | Record Holder |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Biggest Waste of Dump | 7 - Records of Loneliness | Strong Sad |
 | Least Healthiest (Man?) | 3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records | The King of Town |
 | The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer! | 81 - Awkwardness | Homsar |
 | Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad | 2 - Special Records | Strong Mad |
 | Pole Vault | 11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field | Marzipan |
 | Cutest Couple | 9 - Superlatives | Bubs |
 | Longest "Bull Honkey" | 7 - Saying Words for a Long Time Records | Strong Bad |
Known Redneck Jokes
- Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
- A: {Chuckles} Man, they do not wear shirts!
- Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
- A: Probably sushi!
