Baloney Sammich Truck

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[[Image:Baloneytruck.PNG|thumb|"Come on, people! Come on, palm tree!"]]
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The '''Baloney Sammich Truck''' was driven by [[Bubs]] for a number of summers. In 2006, he drove it to [[The Island|the beach]], as seen in [[Weclome Back]], in order to sell baloney sandwiches to people (and perhaps a palm tree). He offered several varieties of sandwiches, including:
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*"Gumball Surprise" — A sandwich with a pink gumball in the middle.
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*"Open Smiley Face" — A sandwich with only one slice of bread and a smiley painted with mustard on top.
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*"I Heart Baloney" — A sandwich with a heart shaped bread.
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*"Dog Food" — A sandwich with a bone shaped bread.
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*"It's Not a Real Popsicle" — A sandwich with a double-Popsicle shaped bread.
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*"Inside Out" — A sandwich with one slice of bread in the middle of two baloney slices.
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He claimed that summer was about his best yet, as he sold exactly zero baloney sandwiches.
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Revision as of 23:03, 4 April 2007

"Come on, people! Come on, palm tree!"

The Baloney Sammich Truck was driven by Bubs for a number of summers. In 2006, he drove it to the beach, as seen in Weclome Back, in order to sell baloney sandwiches to people (and perhaps a palm tree). He offered several varieties of sandwiches, including:

  • "Gumball Surprise" — A sandwich with a pink gumball in the middle.
  • "Open Smiley Face" — A sandwich with only one slice of bread and a smiley painted with mustard on top.
  • "I Heart Baloney" — A sandwich with a heart shaped bread.
  • "Dog Food" — A sandwich with a bone shaped bread.
  • "It's Not a Real Popsicle" — A sandwich with a double-Popsicle shaped bread.
  • "Inside Out" — A sandwich with one slice of bread in the middle of two baloney slices.

He claimed that summer was about his best yet, as he sold exactly zero baloney sandwiches.