Count Longardeaux's Book
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|[[Image:Kotleasthealthyman.PNG|150px]] || Least Healthiest (Man?) || 3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records ||[[The King of Town]] | |[[Image:Kotleasthealthyman.PNG|150px]] || Least Healthiest (Man?) || 3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records ||[[The King of Town]] | ||
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| - | |[[Image:Homsarmustardman.PNG|150px]] || The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer! || 81 - Awkwardness || [[Homsar]] | + | |[[Image:Homsarmustardman.PNG|150px]] || The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award <br><br>Or Best Offer! || 81 - Awkwardness || [[Homsar]] |
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| - | |[[Image:Strongmadmacaroni.PNG|150px]] || Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad || 2 - Special Records || [[Strong Mad]] | + | |[[Image:Strongmadmacaroni.PNG|150px]] || Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad <br><br>Just One! || 2 - Special Records || [[Strong Mad]] |
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| - | |[[Image:Marzipanpolevault.PNG|150px]] || Pole Vault || 11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field || [[Marzipan]] | + | |[[Image:Marzipanpolevault.PNG|150px]] || Pole Vault <br><br>20 ft. 1.5 in. || 11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field || [[Marzipan]] |
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|[[Image:Bubscutestcouple.PNG|150px]] || Cutest Couple || 9 - Superlatives || [[Bubs]] | |[[Image:Bubscutestcouple.PNG|150px]] || Cutest Couple || 9 - Superlatives || [[Bubs]] | ||
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| - | |[[Image:Sbbullhonkey.PNG|150px]] || Longest "Bull Honkey" || 7 - Saying Words for a Long Time Records || [[Strong Bad|The Human Strong Bad]] | + | |[[Image:Sbbullhonkey.PNG|150px]] || Longest "Bull Honkey" <br><br>13.4 seconds || 7 - Saying Words for a Long Time Records || [[Strong Bad|The Human Strong Bad]] |
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Revision as of 18:58, 18 July 2007
Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. Homestar Runner uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "record book."
Known Records
| Image | Record | Chapter | Record Holder |
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 | Biggest Waste of Dump | 7 - Records of Loneliness | Strong "The Biggest Waste of Dump" Sad |
 | Least Healthiest (Man?) | 3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records | The King of Town |
 | The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer! | 81 - Awkwardness | Homsar |
 | Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad Just One! | 2 - Special Records | Strong Mad |
 | Pole Vault 20 ft. 1.5 in. | 11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field | Marzipan |
 | Cutest Couple | 9 - Superlatives | Bubs |
 | Longest "Bull Honkey" 13.4 seconds | 7 - Saying Words for a Long Time Records | The Human Strong Bad |
Known Redneck Jokes
- Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
- A: {Chuckles} Man, they do not wear shirts!
- Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
- A: Probably sushi!
