Count Longardeaux's Book
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[[Image: worldly record book.png|thumb|"Now that sounds like a book worthy of every toilet-side magazine basket."]] | [[Image: worldly record book.png|thumb|"Now that sounds like a book worthy of every toilet-side magazine basket."]] | ||
| - | '''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''' is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. [[Homestar Runner]] uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "[[record book]] | + | '''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''' is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. [[Homestar Runner]] uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "[[record book]]". |
== Known Records == | == Known Records == | ||
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|[[Image:Homsarmustardman.PNG|150px]] || The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award <br><br>Or Best Offer! || 81 - Awkwardness || [[Homsar]] | |[[Image:Homsarmustardman.PNG|150px]] || The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award <br><br>Or Best Offer! || 81 - Awkwardness || [[Homsar]] | ||
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| - | |[[Image:Strongmadmacaroni.PNG|150px]] || Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad <br><br>Just One! || 2 - Special Records || [[Strong Mad]] | + | |[[Image:Strongmadmacaroni.PNG|150px]] || Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad <br><br>Just One! || 2 - Special Records || [[Strong Mad]] |
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|[[Image:Marzipanpolevault.PNG|150px]] || Pole Vault <br><br>20 ft. 1.5 in. || 11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field || [[Marzipan]] | |[[Image:Marzipanpolevault.PNG|150px]] || Pole Vault <br><br>20 ft. 1.5 in. || 11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field || [[Marzipan]] | ||
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*Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day? | *Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day? | ||
*A: Man, they do not wear shirts! | *A: Man, they do not wear shirts! | ||
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*Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road? | *Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road? | ||
*A: Probably sushi! | *A: Probably sushi! | ||
[[Category:Books]] | [[Category:Books]] | ||
Revision as of 06:04, 14 November 2008
Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. Homestar Runner uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "record book".
Known Records
| Image | Record | Chapter | Record Holder |
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 | Biggest Waste of Dump | 7 - Records of Loneliness | Strong "The Biggest Waste of Dump" Sad |
 | Least Healthiest (Man?) | 3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records | The King of Town |
 | The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer! | 81 - Awkwardness | Homsar |
 | Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad Just One! | 2 - Special Records | Strong Mad |
 | Pole Vault 20 ft. 1.5 in. | 11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field | Marzipan |
 | Cutest Couple | 9 - Superlatives | Bubs |
 | Longest "Bull Honkey" 13.4 seconds | 7 - Saying Words for a Long Time Records | The Human Strong Bad |
Known Redneck Jokes
- Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
- A: Man, they do not wear shirts!
- Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
- A: Probably sushi!
