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| - | A | + | A parody of peasents quest by--[[User:Pistols For Pandas|P.F.P.]] 23:00, 12 March 2008 (UTC) |
Once upon a time there was a evil banana peel that everybody fell and died on because it was slippery and '''<big>BIG</big>'''. So a man named fredricks decided to have a war with the banana peel... So he went to his local Albertsons and bought some dynomite to explodey the banana peel into billions of <small>tiny pieces</small> that people wouldn't slip on. So when he went to the banana peel there was a team of security guards who said only army soldiers could pass. So fredricks had to 1. Have a gun like a soldiers 2. have camo like a soldier 3.Had to have good march like a soldier. So he went and ransacked a guys house and stole some camo. He then went to the good posture trolly and got good posture. For the gun he went to a pawn shop and bought a 50cal. minigun. he then went past the guards and blew the banana peel up but then it was still alive. The banana peel then said it was invinceble and Fredricks cried and then fell over and said Holy fhwaqads! and Died. | Once upon a time there was a evil banana peel that everybody fell and died on because it was slippery and '''<big>BIG</big>'''. So a man named fredricks decided to have a war with the banana peel... So he went to his local Albertsons and bought some dynomite to explodey the banana peel into billions of <small>tiny pieces</small> that people wouldn't slip on. So when he went to the banana peel there was a team of security guards who said only army soldiers could pass. So fredricks had to 1. Have a gun like a soldiers 2. have camo like a soldier 3.Had to have good march like a soldier. So he went and ransacked a guys house and stole some camo. He then went to the good posture trolly and got good posture. For the gun he went to a pawn shop and bought a 50cal. minigun. he then went past the guards and blew the banana peel up but then it was still alive. The banana peel then said it was invinceble and Fredricks cried and then fell over and said Holy fhwaqads! and Died. | ||
'''<big>THE END</big>''' | '''<big>THE END</big>''' | ||
Revision as of 23:01, 12 March 2008
A parody of peasents quest by--P.F.P. 23:00, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
Once upon a time there was a evil banana peel that everybody fell and died on because it was slippery and BIG. So a man named fredricks decided to have a war with the banana peel... So he went to his local Albertsons and bought some dynomite to explodey the banana peel into billions of tiny pieces that people wouldn't slip on. So when he went to the banana peel there was a team of security guards who said only army soldiers could pass. So fredricks had to 1. Have a gun like a soldiers 2. have camo like a soldier 3.Had to have good march like a soldier. So he went and ransacked a guys house and stole some camo. He then went to the good posture trolly and got good posture. For the gun he went to a pawn shop and bought a 50cal. minigun. he then went past the guards and blew the banana peel up but then it was still alive. The banana peel then said it was invinceble and Fredricks cried and then fell over and said Holy fhwaqads! and Died.
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