Homestar and the Nice Present

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Revision as of 23:18, 27 September 2004

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Summary

Puppet Homestar receives a present.

Transcript

{A green title screen with yellow words appears, saying Homestar and the Nice Present. The scene switches to Puppet Homestar wearing a Santa hat, in a standing in a snowy background in front of a present wrapped in red paper.}

HOMESTAR: Oh wow, a present!

{He jumps onto the present, tearing off the wrapping paper. We then see Homestar close up.}

HOMESTAR: (disappointed) Oh. {We see a little Santa Claus figure} A little Santamen. Booooo!!

{We see the Santa figure dancing in front of Homestar}

HOMESTAR: (sarcastically) What a blast. Boy, we're having fun now.

{The scene switches to Homestar making kung-fu poses and noises in front of the Santa figure. Then, the scene switches to Homestar lying down}

HOMESTAR: Aww... GET FUN!

{The scene switches to Homestar standing next to the Santa figure, as it slowly moves along}

HOMESTAR: Hey, wanna race? Ready... GO! {runs past the figure with little competition}

{The scene switches back to Homestar lying down in front of the Santa figure}

HOMESTAR: So then Marzipan says I'm projecting my problems.

{Once again, the scene switches to Homestar standing next to the Santa figure, as it slowly moves along}

HOMESTAR: Look at him go. You're really moving along there, Santamen.

{The scene switches back to Homestar lying down in front of the figure}

HOMESTAR: You know, how can a guy deal with that? {The Santa figure makes a noise, then suddenly stops. Homestar sits up and looks at it.} ...Santamen?

Fun Facts

• Homestar saying 'Santaman' is a reference to Three Times Halloween Funjob, in which The Goblin shows up dressed as a 'santaman'.

External Links

• view the flash file for "Decemberween Puppet Style"
• The "Santaman" can be found at dollar stores all over America. There are many thins like these all over the place, some larger than others.