Twenty THANXty Six

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==Transcript==
==Transcript==
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''{Stinkoman is working on something off the screen, making vocal noises as he does so. His green tongue protrudes from his mouth.}''
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'''STINKOMAN:''' Heer. Ah! Heejee. Goo? Ah!
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''{1-Up arrives from the left}''
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'''1-UP:''' Hey, Stinkoman, what are you think you're doing?
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'''STINKOMAN:''' Go away. I'm doing something!
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'''1-UP:''' ''{Briefly looks upset with a "distressed" sound-effect, then recovers}'' Uh, yeah. But what is it you're doing?
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'''STINKOMAN:''' Can't you see, my good man? I'm giving thanks! ''{Smiles broadly, then puts his hands on his hips with a ''Shing!'' sound.}''
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'''1-UP:''' ''{Briefly makes the same face as before}'' Um... because it looks like you're building a tractor!
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'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{Long shot showing the tractor}'' Shows how much you know! ''{Makes his laughing action}'' Now watch me give thanks to these crops! ''{Roots around in the tractor, and pulls out a baseball cap, putting it on with a ''ding!''}'' Ha! ''{Jumps into the air, spinning. He briefly comes to rest in mid-air in a reclining posture, then drops to the seat of the tractor and starts it up.}''
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'''1-UP:''' That's not how you give thanks! ''{Laughs on "thanks", then makes the upset face again.}''
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'''STINKOMAN:''' Oh yeah, talking-to-the-extroadinaire? If you're so smart, why don't YOU show me how to give thanks without the use of farm equipment?
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'''1-UP:''' Okay. Pan Pan?
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''{Pan Pan drops from above, then opens his mouth wide, and inhales 1-Up and Stinkoman. After a second, he spits out Stinkoman's baseball cap. Cut to the interior of Pan Pan's stomach.}''
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'''1-UP:''' Watch me while I do it! Just today, I'm thankful for Pan Pan's epiglottis! ''{Smiles broadly, while four hearts float out of his head and pop.}''
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'''STINKOMAN:''' Oh, NOW I get it! Like this! ''{Dashes off-screen. Cut to him sitting behind a desk in a suit, his hair neatly combed.}'' Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell! ''{Holds a diconnected phone handset to his ear whenever he says "buy" and a mug of coffee to his mouth whenever he says "sell". Then he collapses to the desk, exhausted.}'' Uhhh...
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'''1-UP:''' No, no, no. THAT'S not it! ''{Laughs on "it".}''
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''{Wipe to back outside. Close-up of 1-Up, and the Cheatball can be seen spinning on his head.}''
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'''1-UP:''' I'm thankful for the Cheatball spinning profusely on my head!
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'''STINKOMAN:''' Oh yeah! Now I REALLY got it! Like this! ''{Backflips off-screen. Rapid pan to show Stinkoman's foot sticking out of the ground. The foot wiggles as muffled speaking noises can be heard.}''
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'''1-UP:''' ''{Walks up, Cheatball still spinning on his head.}'' Thatt's not it, either!
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'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{Appearing on the other side of the screen}'' Say WHAT?
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''{Diamond wipe to a shot of Stinkoman and 1-Up, sans Cheatball, in front of a mountain range.}''
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'''1-UP:''' People give thanks for things like ''{close-up as 1-Up holds up a each item of the following as he says it}'' favourite food, spiced buns, frozen bacon, and all that, and all that.
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''{Back to the long shot. The aforementioned items are sitting on the ground next to 1-Up.}''
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'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{Wiping his brow}'' Mettle, mettle! Who would've thought that giving thanks was such a formidable challenge? ''{Triumphant pose}'' Hey wait, that's it! ''{Charges up, and suddenly gets incredibly muscular. Small rocks float up off the ground}'' Whoooaaa, making small rocks float up off the GRRROOOOOUUUUUUUUND! ''{As Stinkoman returns to normal, a pilgrim's hat appears on his head with a ''ding!''}'' I'm thankful that my hat is wearing a belt!
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'''1-UP:''' Great job, Stinkoman! You got the Green Crystal Shard! ''{Shard appears with a green flash}''
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'''STINKOMAN:''' Will we ever find all the colors before the bad guy?
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''{Rapid pan to the top of a mountain showing a shadow figure with the red, blue and yellow shards. The shadowy figure laughs evilly. Scene freezes, and changes to a ink-drawing style. The credits appear on the screen}''
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'''VOICE-OVER:''' Be sure and tune in for tomorrow's exciting episode of... ''{Stinkoman appears, holding all four shards, and the title appears over the top}'' Stinkoman and the Challenge of the Crystal Shards!
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''{Shot of Stinkoman at the desk in Pan Pan's stomach as before}''
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'''STINKOMAN:''' Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell! Buy!
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''{Back to title screen.}''
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'''VOICE-OVER:''' Or... maybe don't. ''{Gong sounds}''
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''{The credits read:''}
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<blockquote>
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directed by<br>
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A. Chimendez<br>
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<br>
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written by<br>
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Beverly<br>
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Sportsinterviews-Chimendez<br>
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<br>
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animators:<br>
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i can not name all of them.<br>
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one is sarah.
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</blockquote>
==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==

Revision as of 11:53, 24 November 2008

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"I'm thankful for Pan Pan's epiglottis!"

Stinkoman learns how to give thanks.

Cast (In Order Of Appearence): Stinkoman, 1-Up, Pan Pan, Cheatball, Shadowy Figure.

Date: 24th November 2008

Running Time: 2:14

Page Title: Holiday Prices on Spiced Bun and Frozen Bake!


Contents

Transcript

{Stinkoman is working on something off the screen, making vocal noises as he does so. His green tongue protrudes from his mouth.}

STINKOMAN: Heer. Ah! Heejee. Goo? Ah!

{1-Up arrives from the left}

1-UP: Hey, Stinkoman, what are you think you're doing?

STINKOMAN: Go away. I'm doing something!

1-UP: {Briefly looks upset with a "distressed" sound-effect, then recovers} Uh, yeah. But what is it you're doing?

STINKOMAN: Can't you see, my good man? I'm giving thanks! {Smiles broadly, then puts his hands on his hips with a Shing! sound.}

1-UP: {Briefly makes the same face as before} Um... because it looks like you're building a tractor!

STINKOMAN: {Long shot showing the tractor} Shows how much you know! {Makes his laughing action} Now watch me give thanks to these crops! {Roots around in the tractor, and pulls out a baseball cap, putting it on with a ding!} Ha! {Jumps into the air, spinning. He briefly comes to rest in mid-air in a reclining posture, then drops to the seat of the tractor and starts it up.}

1-UP: That's not how you give thanks! {Laughs on "thanks", then makes the upset face again.}

STINKOMAN: Oh yeah, talking-to-the-extroadinaire? If you're so smart, why don't YOU show me how to give thanks without the use of farm equipment?

1-UP: Okay. Pan Pan?

{Pan Pan drops from above, then opens his mouth wide, and inhales 1-Up and Stinkoman. After a second, he spits out Stinkoman's baseball cap. Cut to the interior of Pan Pan's stomach.}

1-UP: Watch me while I do it! Just today, I'm thankful for Pan Pan's epiglottis! {Smiles broadly, while four hearts float out of his head and pop.}

STINKOMAN: Oh, NOW I get it! Like this! {Dashes off-screen. Cut to him sitting behind a desk in a suit, his hair neatly combed.} Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell! {Holds a diconnected phone handset to his ear whenever he says "buy" and a mug of coffee to his mouth whenever he says "sell". Then he collapses to the desk, exhausted.} Uhhh...

1-UP: No, no, no. THAT'S not it! {Laughs on "it".}

{Wipe to back outside. Close-up of 1-Up, and the Cheatball can be seen spinning on his head.}

1-UP: I'm thankful for the Cheatball spinning profusely on my head!

STINKOMAN: Oh yeah! Now I REALLY got it! Like this! {Backflips off-screen. Rapid pan to show Stinkoman's foot sticking out of the ground. The foot wiggles as muffled speaking noises can be heard.}

1-UP: {Walks up, Cheatball still spinning on his head.} Thatt's not it, either!

STINKOMAN: {Appearing on the other side of the screen} Say WHAT?

{Diamond wipe to a shot of Stinkoman and 1-Up, sans Cheatball, in front of a mountain range.}

1-UP: People give thanks for things like {close-up as 1-Up holds up a each item of the following as he says it} favourite food, spiced buns, frozen bacon, and all that, and all that.

{Back to the long shot. The aforementioned items are sitting on the ground next to 1-Up.}

STINKOMAN: {Wiping his brow} Mettle, mettle! Who would've thought that giving thanks was such a formidable challenge? {Triumphant pose} Hey wait, that's it! {Charges up, and suddenly gets incredibly muscular. Small rocks float up off the ground} Whoooaaa, making small rocks float up off the GRRROOOOOUUUUUUUUND! {As Stinkoman returns to normal, a pilgrim's hat appears on his head with a ding!} I'm thankful that my hat is wearing a belt!

1-UP: Great job, Stinkoman! You got the Green Crystal Shard! {Shard appears with a green flash}

STINKOMAN: Will we ever find all the colors before the bad guy?

{Rapid pan to the top of a mountain showing a shadow figure with the red, blue and yellow shards. The shadowy figure laughs evilly. Scene freezes, and changes to a ink-drawing style. The credits appear on the screen}

VOICE-OVER: Be sure and tune in for tomorrow's exciting episode of... {Stinkoman appears, holding all four shards, and the title appears over the top} Stinkoman and the Challenge of the Crystal Shards!

{Shot of Stinkoman at the desk in Pan Pan's stomach as before}

STINKOMAN: Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell! Buy!

{Back to title screen.}

VOICE-OVER: Or... maybe don't. {Gong sounds}

{The credits read:}

directed by
A. Chimendez

written by
Beverly
Sportsinterviews-Chimendez

animators:
i can not name all of them.
one is sarah.

Fun Facts

Goofs

  • The name plate on the desk is supposed to read "Top Exec", but the text does not display.

Real-World References

  • The "Making small rocks float up off the GRRROOOOOUUUUUUUUND!" quote is a reference to anime cartoons, mainly Dragonball Z, when they "power up".
  • Stinkoman's hat has similar colors and logo to those of the John Deere tractor company.
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