Teen Girl Squad Issue 15
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{strapless!}'' So and So! ''{tie and t-shirt!}'' What's Her Face! ''{leftover brine?}'' The Ugly One! ''{like, mostly to secede?}'' | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{strapless!}'' So and So! ''{tie and t-shirt!}'' What's Her Face! ''{leftover brine?}'' The Ugly One! ''{like, mostly to secede?}'' | ||
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Oh my grash, gals! Guess who just got a date for the priggity prizom?! | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Oh my grash, gals! Guess who just got a date for the priggity prizom?! | ||
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'''SO-AND-SO:''' No no, that's the name of this year's prom. ''{suddenly looks deranged and her speech bubble appears to be melting}'' I was on every committee ever. ''{no longer deranged, her speech bubble is now rectangular}'' It's called Priggidy Prizom: ''{the following words are in a different font and a rose appears on each side of them}'' Thugchantment at the Cloughb. | '''SO-AND-SO:''' No no, that's the name of this year's prom. ''{suddenly looks deranged and her speech bubble appears to be melting}'' I was on every committee ever. ''{no longer deranged, her speech bubble is now rectangular}'' It's called Priggidy Prizom: ''{the following words are in a different font and a rose appears on each side of them}'' Thugchantment at the Cloughb. | ||
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+ | ''{Cut back to the four girls.}'' | ||
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+ | '''CHEERLEADER:''' So, again I ask, gresh who got a date for the prom? | ||
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+ | '''SO-AND-SO:''' Me. | ||
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+ | '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Me. | ||
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+ | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' Me. | ||
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+ | ''{Cut to a close-up of Cheerleader looking angry.}'' | ||
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+ | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Let me rephrase. ''{face changes to have a big smile and a pig snout}'' Guess who got a non-Greg date for the prom? | ||
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+ | ''{cut back to the four girls, Cheerleader has beams coming from her face}'' | ||
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+ | '''SO-AND-SO:''' Oh. | ||
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+ | '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Oh. | ||
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+ | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' Oh. |
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NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! {strapless!} So and So! {tie and t-shirt!} What's Her Face! {leftover brine?} The Ugly One! {like, mostly to secede?}
{Open to Cheerleader facing the other three girls.}
CHEERLEADER: Oh my grash, gals! Guess who just got a date for the priggity prizom?!
WHAT'S HER FACE: {looking befuddled} I'm a little rusty on my white girl gangsta. Does that mean you're dating a pretty prism?
{Close-up of So-and-So}
SO-AND-SO: No no, that's the name of this year's prom. {suddenly looks deranged and her speech bubble appears to be melting} I was on every committee ever. {no longer deranged, her speech bubble is now rectangular} It's called Priggidy Prizom: {the following words are in a different font and a rose appears on each side of them} Thugchantment at the Cloughb.
{Cut back to the four girls.}
CHEERLEADER: So, again I ask, gresh who got a date for the prom?
SO-AND-SO: Me.
WHAT'S HER FACE: Me.
THE UGLY ONE: Me.
{Cut to a close-up of Cheerleader looking angry.}
CHEERLEADER: Let me rephrase. {face changes to have a big smile and a pig snout} Guess who got a non-Greg date for the prom?
{cut back to the four girls, Cheerleader has beams coming from her face}
SO-AND-SO: Oh.
WHAT'S HER FACE: Oh.
THE UGLY ONE: Oh.