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— ''Hi there. I'm Jellote, an uppity, whiny, self-important white kid who seems to think this wiki is his personal playground.''
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{{userbox | border=#008000 | mainbkgd=#E0FFFF | codebkgd=#20B2AA | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:toons screenshot.PNG|43px]] | msg=The first toon this user ever saw was '''[[Where's The Cheat]]''' (busts that awexome harmonica solo).}}
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That's me. That's who I was in 2007, 2008, all the way up to this year.
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Words. Say... Talk? Ok... uh... [[Homsar]]? And uh... I like [[Date Nite]] and... chapstick-[[style]]-[[type]] in tube form? Ummmmmmmmmm... errrr.... {Quickly}iYoNoHabloEspoñal!
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Don't disagree, you know it to be true. I argue with admins, think all of my work is solid gold, I always put my two-cents in when no one cares.
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Sewisouswy, though. I am a rather frequent editer, and view myself as an important wiki member. I have made a few pages, and have cleaned many more. I edit "Often Apears" pages and like to discuss fun facts, plot errors and character development, but not all three at once...
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I'm not important. I'm just another user.
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I pride myself in viewing all cartoons on the site. Hooray!!!
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I used to edit a lot more. I guess I don't so much now.
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== My 10's ==
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Sometimes I look through the Recent Changes to see if certain users have been banned. You know, the ones that edit their userpages too much and make everything worse with their presence?
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'''Top Ten'''
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Hey, you know you do it too. Don't look at me like that.
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1: The below image cheatery. Awwwww... that cute little Cheat. Er, [[The]] [[The Cheat|Cheat]]. The "Cheatup" one is my favorite image on the whold wide whilred. Yes, I say whirled.
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You might think I'm being minimalistic, and you're right. I'm not putting any effort into this.
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2: Date Nite
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Anyway, what more is there to say? Nothing, that's what.
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3: Homsar
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No one cares.
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4: [[Lowercase i's]]
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I don't want your pity.
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5: [[Senor Mortgage]]
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I want my childhood cartoon back.
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6: [[Hremails]]
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Requiescat in pace, Homestar Runner. 1996-2009
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7: [[Sbemails]]
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8: [[Not]] Peseant's Quest
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9: This:
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[[Image:stinkogame-false capsule.gif]]
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10: [[Little Questions]]
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'''Top Ten Date Nite Quotes'''
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1: Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date.
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2: Good evening ungodly couple. My name is waiter, I'll be your [[Homestar]] for this evening.
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3: Why-do't-you-just-go-ahead-{Somehow appears in [[Marzipan|Marziman]]'s house}-and-GET OUTTA MY FACE!
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4: {S.S. flirtini}.
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5: I cant beleive you're [[The Cheat|The Cheating]] on me!
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6: You can't even call that thing a bod. At best its a broom or a-trivial pursuit cheese wedge!
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7: Ping! Ping! Ping! Aye aye, sir! Ping!
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8: Come to, the place where the tropical breezes bloooooooooowowowow... {gurgles, Homestar harminizes}.
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9: Or is it, ''The'' Marzipan now?
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10: You wort?!?!
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'''Top 10 or so other gags'''
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1: In [[Let us give TANKS]]:
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*'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' {Holding a plate of food} I need you to take this plate of food, make a milkshake out of it, and spread it on Nana'*s gums for her!<br>
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*'''BLUE LASER MINION:''' I'm going to go ahead and disobey a direct order, sir.<br>
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*'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Understandable!
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2: In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.6]], when Strong Bad says "Anyway, I have nothing to do with that fax machine that's on fire in your front yard.
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2: In [[time capsule]],when Homestar puts the Gross Old Wig on his face.
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3: The "Or Something" the [[balding man]] thinks about in [senor Mortgage]].
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4: In [[dullard]], the no look single deuce.
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5: Red [[Bubs]] in [[Donut unto others]].
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6: Anything Cheatwike. But that doesn't mean he's my favowite chawacteh. Onwy Homestaw could ever howd that position (aftew aww, it IS his cahtoon).
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7: All jokes about speech impediments. See #6.
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8: Real world references. So yeah.
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9: [[8-bit is enough|NOOOOO! You're style! I couldn't handle it!]]
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10: Did I mention Let Us Give TANKS?
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== Jellote's  [[all the time]] [[for reals]] patent pending The Cheatery ==
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[[Image:Strongs_Decemberween_card.png|300px]].
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[[File:sketchbook cheat-up.PNG|500px]]
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[[Image:TC cartoony.png|43px]]
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[[Image:da cheat.gif]]
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[[File:salesman cheat.PNG]]
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[[File:Cheat as strap.png|250px]]
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[[File:the cheat cleaning.png]]
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[[File:DJ teh cheat.png|200px]]
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[[File:The Cheat as Toad.png|5px]]
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[[File:BADGUY.png|200px]]
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[[File:The Cheat chains.PNG]]
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[[File:Fluffy Cheat Icon.png]]
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[[File:Masked the cheat.PNG]]
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[[File:HomestarAsCheat.PNG|thumb|What the crap is that doing here. Get outta my The Cheatery, Homestar...]]
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== My deepest H*R fears ==
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[[Image:Sbemail137.PNG|thumb|Try harder to be a bran muffiiiiiiiiiiiiin!]]
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*Calling 555-555585-5555-SENOR-MORTGAGE-TODAY only to have some [[Senor Cardgage|creepy Norton's furniture guy]] answer by saying "[[Senor Mortgage|No Probalo]]!"
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*The "thing" [[Homestar Runner|Dead Guy Perez]] knocks over, and why it stops him from seeking revenge, in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7]].
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*Finding <nowiki><--! These things--></nowiki> all over the place. They are evil!
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*Somehow having my [[Strong Sad|soft surve ice cream]] starting to say depressing things to me while I eat it.
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*Finding the [[Horrible Painting]] in my closet. Come to think of it, I'm also scared of the [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]] standing over me as I sleep.
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*Requiring higher flash.
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*Being [[Four Gregs|explictly wedgied]] or [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|gutted like sheep]].
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*[[Who Said What Now|Dying more every day]], [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|yo]].
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*[[Strong Mad]] and Strong Bad's idea of a lullabye.
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== Awesome Nicknames ==
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===[[Homestar Runner]]===
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*"Psyco" Ken Isis
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*Pale Butt
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*The Pantsless Wonder
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*Prancibald XVII
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*I. Pede. DaBed
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*Czar Baldy
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*Skirt for Butt
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*Senator Forearm
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===[[Strong Bad]]===
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*"That fat mexican guy with no face"- A friend/non-Homestar Runner fan
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*Knuckles
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*Mr. P0wn
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*Diggety Deleter
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*Yellow Sheets
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*The Leg
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* A''leg''ed ladies man
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*Stinkyman 20XStinks
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===[[Marzipan]]===
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*Marzi Man
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*Broomstick
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*Baseball bat
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*The Uglier One
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*Nice Legs
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===[[Strong Sad]]===
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*The Ghost of Christmas Suck (I am well aware someone beat me to the punch on this one.)
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*Strong Sadie
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*Ele-pants (see image that will later be to right)
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*[[Dump]]- Can't argue with the classics.
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===[[The Poopsmith]]===
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*The Brown Knight
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*Chancallor Poopitine
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*Matt Crapm'n (can be replaced with Mike Crapm'n).
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*"Big Lipped Poop-Crab-Thing"- The same friend who commented on Strong Bad
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== Jellote Story ==
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As you may have <strike>jest</strike> guessed I am a big fan of Jellote Story. In fact, I'm the author! I write all types of crazy crap and...
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Wait, what? You have never heard of Jellote Story before? Oh yeah. That's right, it is a local thing. Well allow me to explain: Jellote Story is about these modern day knights living in a ridiculous world of crazy being the norm and vise-versa. The story centers around Jelly (far left) and his friends. Of them Zooom (middle) and Pulse (far right) are the most important. Zooom is a laid back kind of guy who thinks with a cool head. Pulse, inverly, is off the wall. He is Jelly;s little brother who likes to do strange things. It is hinted he is insane; he suffers from severe ADHD ''and'' ADD, he has questionable pyromania and likes to tamper with space-time. Never-the-less his intelligence exceeds his years and he is labled as "evil-genuis" by his peers.
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The last character on the poster is the main antagonist, the Grim Reaper. His brand of evil is terrible; it is so dark and despicable that it contrasts the rest of the books. He has pitted planets against eachother (as seen in books 1-8), he is not above killing others who get in his way and, worst of all, every signle one of his minions is some undead freak. His cruelty knows no bounds: he genetically modified the structure and name of vampires to turn them into mutated, soulless Vampyre abominations. His minions have been known to defile graves for soldiers. To him and the Soulless the living are but obstacles that he has no problem personally "resolving".
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The name "Jellote" comes from the climax of the Soulless Arc saga. Jelly and Zooom were motally wounded in a two-on-one battle with the Reaper. Neither of them had powers to defeat him by themselves, but fortunately the two had one chance left: Zooom's main power is to manipulate souls into physical forms, and upon Jelly's urgings the two injured warriors transfromed into a super-soldiered named *duh duh du daaaaa!* Jellote. This new super-soldier makes quick work of the Reaper and the war on humanity ends.
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However, this arc was stupid, and when I later rebooted the continuity, I decided it would be better to just let the name sound strange, without creating some stuid, last-minute justification for it.
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Now the term "Jellote" is my name as it means to me "strong, pure and ketchup". Maybe disregard that last part.
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== External Links ==
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[http://www.youtube.com/user/jellywillreturn#play/uploads| My youtube channel. Tell me if you want more, better and more better videos.]
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Revision as of 17:24, 26 October 2011

— Hi there. I'm Jellote, an uppity, whiny, self-important white kid who seems to think this wiki is his personal playground.

That's me. That's who I was in 2007, 2008, all the way up to this year.

Don't disagree, you know it to be true. I argue with admins, think all of my work is solid gold, I always put my two-cents in when no one cares.

I'm not important. I'm just another user.

I used to edit a lot more. I guess I don't so much now.

Sometimes I look through the Recent Changes to see if certain users have been banned. You know, the ones that edit their userpages too much and make everything worse with their presence?

Hey, you know you do it too. Don't look at me like that.

You might think I'm being minimalistic, and you're right. I'm not putting any effort into this.

Anyway, what more is there to say? Nothing, that's what.

No one cares.

I don't want your pity.

I want my childhood cartoon back.

Requiescat in pace, Homestar Runner. 1996-2009

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