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— Hi there. I'm Jellote, an uppity, whiny, self-important white kid who seems to think this wiki is his personal playground.
That's me. That's who I was in 2007, 2008, all the way up to this year.
Don't disagree, you know it to be true. I argue with admins, think all of my work is solid gold, I always put my two-cents in when no one cares.
I'm not important. I'm just another user.
I used to edit a lot more. I guess I don't so much now.
Sometimes I look through the Recent Changes to see if certain users have been banned. You know, the ones that edit their userpages too much and make everything worse with their presence?
Hey, you know you do it too. Don't look at me like that.
You might think I'm being minimalistic, and you're right. I'm not putting any effort into this.
Anyway, what more is there to say? Nothing, that's what.
No one cares.
I don't want your pity.
I want my childhood cartoon back.
Requiescat in pace, Homestar Runner. 1996-2009