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-	This here is Mona Pizza!	+	Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
-	Makers of the world's best eatsa!	+	(You better learn my name 'cause I am) ASHLEY!
-	Fresh sauce and cheese galore,	+	She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions
-	Brought straight to your front door! (Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!)	+	(You might be the ingredient I seek)
-	This here is Mona Pizza! (Buon giorno!)	+	Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor
-	Makers of all tasty treatsa! (Buono!)	+	(You should be afraid of the great) ASHLEY!
-	Our pie's crispy, crunchy crust, (Bellissima!)	+	She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair
-	Leaves others in the dust. (Mamma mia!)	+	(Who has time for girly things like that?)
-	Grab a hot slice and take a big bite!	+	(Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you)
-	It's so good that you'll start a fight,	+	(Grandma's wig, this'll make you big)
-	For more Mona Pizza! (I'm the manager of this joint!)	+	(Kitten spit, soon your pants won't fit)
-	Mona Pizza! (My name is Joe!)	+	(Pantalones Giganticus! Oh no, not again!)
-	Mona Pizza! (It's-a pizza art!)	+
-	Mona Pizza! (I said-a pizza art!)	+
-	We represent Pizza Dinosaur!	+	She could rule the world, and still finish all her homework
-	We got the most stores in the world!	+	(Everyone knows that I'm the greatest) ASHLEY!
-	Our crust is tough and our sauce is thin,	+	You better watch your step or she'll cast a spell on you
-	But we're everywhere so you gotta give in!	+	(I turned my teacher into a spoon)
-	Mona Pizza's got nothing on us,	+	(I must flip through my spellbook, and yes it's true,)
-	'Cause we've got 6,000 stores plus!	+	(I don't have as many friends as you.)
-	Pizza Dinosaur!	+	(But I think you're nice and maybe we could be friends,)
		+	(And if you say no, you're toast)
-	Speaking of pizza, check these red-"X"-boxes out!	+	Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
-		+	(You better learn my name 'cause I am) ASHLEY!
-	{| style="margin-left:6em"	+	Just remember this when you see her on the street
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-	{|class="wikitable"	+
-	|align="right"|'''<span style="color:#F00">X</span>'''	+
-	|align="center"|Mona Pizza's pizza	+
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-	{|class="wikitable"	+
-	|align="right"|'''<span style="color:#F00">X</span>'''	+
-	|align="center"|Pizza Dinosaur's pizza	+
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-	{|class="wikitable"	+
-	|align="right"|'''<span style="color:#F00">X</span>'''	+
-	|align="center"|Which will ''you'' choose?	+
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-	<small><small><small>Everything on this page was a paid advertisement brought to you in part by the <br> Administration of Pizza for Americans and Mexicans and Canadians (also known as the A.P.A.M.C.)</small></small></small>	+
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-	<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>'''''PIZZA!!!'''''</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big>	+
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-	Also, this was brought to in part by Italy (the most art-y country in the world <small><small><small><small>excluding France, which, in the opinion of all smart and/or cool people, should not be a real country)</small></small></small></small>. ''Screw France!'' <small><small><small>''Bon appetite!''</small></small></small>	+
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-	And, of course, NBA (not the National Basketball Association, but, rather, the National Beaurou of Assassin's <big><big><big>ESPECIALLY EZIO AUDITORE DA FIRENZE!!!</big></big></big> thank you).	+
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-	Also, everything above was sarcasm. Especially the "screw france!" part. France, we have absolutely nothing against you and we hope you aren't too mad about that remark (which, of course, you aren't). Thank you, and bon oui. Bon oui to all of you.	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the best part, Hom...star. ''{Placing his hands on his hips}'' It's WarioWare!	+
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-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' WarioWare!	+

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Revision as of 23:32, 15 March 2011

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? (You better learn my name 'cause I am) ASHLEY! She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions (You might be the ingredient I seek)

Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor (You should be afraid of the great) ASHLEY! She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair (Who has time for girly things like that?)

(Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you) (Grandma's wig, this'll make you big) (Kitten spit, soon your pants won't fit) (Pantalones Giganticus! Oh no, not again!)

She could rule the world, and still finish all her homework (Everyone knows that I'm the greatest) ASHLEY! You better watch your step or she'll cast a spell on you (I turned my teacher into a spoon)

(I must flip through my spellbook, and yes it's true,) (I don't have as many friends as you.) (But I think you're nice and maybe we could be friends,) (And if you say no, you're toast)

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? (You better learn my name 'cause I am) ASHLEY! Just remember this when you see her on the street (I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet)