Some Extras
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''{Screen says "Some Extras". The scene is from the Easter egg in "3 Times Halloween Funjob", with puppet Homestar dressed as John McEnroe.}'' | ''{Screen says "Some Extras". The scene is from the Easter egg in "3 Times Halloween Funjob", with puppet Homestar dressed as John McEnroe.}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{moving violently}'' Come on! ''{pause}'' My hair's coming off. |
''{Pan down to see Matt controlling the puppet. Cut to Mike fixing the puppet's hair.}'' | ''{Pan down to see Matt controlling the puppet. Cut to Mike fixing the puppet's hair.}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''MATT:''' ''{offscreen}'' Puppet dresser: Mike Chapman. |
| - | ''' | + | '''MIKE:''' All right. ''{moves off screen}'' |
| - | ''' | + | '''MATT:''' ''{offscreen}'' She good? |
| - | ''' | + | '''MIKE:''' ''{offscreen}'' Yeah. |
''{Cut to some more adjusting of the puppet. Some indiscriminate talking.}'' | ''{Cut to some more adjusting of the puppet. Some indiscriminate talking.}'' | ||
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''{Next scene: Homestar puppet held against the elbow of a statue of a hockey player, during a snow fall}'' | ''{Next scene: Homestar puppet held against the elbow of a statue of a hockey player, during a snow fall}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh! {pause} Elbowed! |
''{Next scene: Homestar puppet with Little Girl against green screen. This is from the filming of Homestar vs. Little Girl.}'' | ''{Next scene: Homestar puppet with Little Girl against green screen. This is from the filming of Homestar vs. Little Girl.}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Homestar... |
| - | ''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes? |
| - | ''' | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Homestar... |
| - | ''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right here man. |
| - | ''' | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Homestar... |
| - | ''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What! ''{no response}'' What is it? |
| - | ''' | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{giggles}'' It's funny. |
| - | ''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes, it—that was funny. Hahahaha...I agree, that's...pretty funny. |
''{Cut to a new shot of them. Homestar is now wearing a Santa hat.}'' | ''{Cut to a new shot of them. Homestar is now wearing a Santa hat.}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Homestar... |
| - | ''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes. |
| - | ''' | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Why don't you draw with some crayons? |
| - | ''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh yeah? I don't got—I don't got any crayons, kid. |
| - | ''' | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' I do! |
''{Offscreen laughter, then a cut.}'' | ''{Offscreen laughter, then a cut.}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' How's an Uncle Matt song go? |
| - | ''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't know, what's an Uncle Matt song? |
''{Cut}'' | ''{Cut}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, what are you doing tonight? |
''{Cut}'' | ''{Cut}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hang on one second. |
''{Puppet goes down. Comes up a second later.}'' | ''{Puppet goes down. Comes up a second later.}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, I'm back. |
''{Little Girl starts to touch puppet}'' | ''{Little Girl starts to touch puppet}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Annnd...and we're clear. |
| - | ''' | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{gesturing}'' You like your hat? |
''{Cut}'' | ''{Cut}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Turn it around! |
| - | ''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Tornado round? |
''{Cut}'' | ''{Cut}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{gets closer, more gesturing}'' Turn it around. |
''{Homestar puppet turns partially around}'' | ''{Homestar puppet turns partially around}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Turn it this way. |
''{Homestar turns back the other way}'' | ''{Homestar turns back the other way}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ahhh ugh...That hurts, when I do that. |
''{Cut to the sound studio where "A Sample of Style" was filmed. Mike leans against the wall.}'' | ''{Cut to the sound studio where "A Sample of Style" was filmed. Mike leans against the wall.}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''MATT:''' ''{offscreen}'' Just don't ever touch it again. |
| - | ''' | + | '''MIKE:''' I... |
| - | ''' | + | '''MATT:''' ''{offscreen}'' Just don't... |
| - | ''' | + | '''MIKE:'''...didn't touch |
| - | ''' | + | '''MATT:''' ''{offscreen}'' Just don't... |
| - | ''' | + | '''MIKE:''' You touched it. |
| - | ''' | + | '''MATT:''' ''{offscreen}'' I didn't...you clearly touched it. |
''{Cut. Now we see Matt.}'' | ''{Cut. Now we see Matt.}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''MATT:''' Oh, that's a stupid, stupid question. {goes to brief case and takes out tube} We'll take a real dough...''{laughs}'' like this Strong Bad. ''{pauses, then passes tube under his leg}'' |
''{Cut. Matt leans against the wall.}'' | ''{Cut. Matt leans against the wall.}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''MATT:''' ''{offscreen}'' I don't like you any more. |
| - | ''' | + | '''MIKE:''' ''{starts laughing}'' |
| - | ''' | + | '''MATT:''' ''{offscreen}'' Sorry, and again. Again. {pause} Just, just stay away from it. |
| - | ''' | + | '''MIKE:''' I didn't...aways to it. ''{both laugh}'' |
''{cut}'' | ''{cut}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''MIKE:''' Okay, I...didn't do it. I mean, I say you do it. |
''{pause}'' | ''{pause}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''MATT:''' ''{offscreen}'' Make sense of that one for me? ''{both laugh}'' |
''{Cut. Mike has phone out}'' | ''{Cut. Mike has phone out}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''MIKE:''' Hey Matt, some trucker wants to know how you make the voices for those terrible old-timey black and white cartoons you always make? |
| - | ''' | + | '''MATT:''' Great question Mike! |
''{He gets out a tube and turns to the camera. Pause.}'' | ''{He gets out a tube and turns to the camera. Pause.}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''MIKE:''' ''{offscreen}'' Great answer, Matt. ''{Matt laughs}'' |
''{Cut to a shot from the filming of "Puppet Time". They are filming the part where the Cheat steals the disk container. The words on the scene say "a hand is in the shot". Repeated attempts are made to make the Cheat puppet steal the container with the hand being seen. Not worth transcribing}'' | ''{Cut to a shot from the filming of "Puppet Time". They are filming the part where the Cheat steals the disk container. The words on the scene say "a hand is in the shot". Repeated attempts are made to make the Cheat puppet steal the container with the hand being seen. Not worth transcribing}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''MATT:''' ''{at end}'' We can work with that. |
''{Cut to Gary from Limozeen in front of a green screen with a guitar. He tries posing, but gives up. Cut to Perry (Limozeen) in front of green screen with bass. He starts posing. Cut to Larry (Limozeen), posing with a microphone in front of the green screen. Cut to Mary (Limozeen) posing in front of the green screen.}'' | ''{Cut to Gary from Limozeen in front of a green screen with a guitar. He tries posing, but gives up. Cut to Perry (Limozeen) in front of green screen with bass. He starts posing. Cut to Larry (Limozeen), posing with a microphone in front of the green screen. Cut to Mary (Limozeen) posing in front of the green screen.}'' | ||
Revision as of 20:09, 24 June 2005
Some Extras is a DVD bonus feature.
Cast (in order of appearances): Puppet Homestar Runner, Matt Chapman, Mike Chapman, Little Girl, Puppet The Cheat, Limozeen
Transcript
{Screen says "Some Extras". The scene is from the Easter egg in "3 Times Halloween Funjob", with puppet Homestar dressed as John McEnroe.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {moving violently} Come on! {pause} My hair's coming off.
{Pan down to see Matt controlling the puppet. Cut to Mike fixing the puppet's hair.}
MATT: {offscreen} Puppet dresser: Mike Chapman.
MIKE: All right. {moves off screen}
MATT: {offscreen} She good?
MIKE: {offscreen} Yeah.
{Cut to some more adjusting of the puppet. Some indiscriminate talking.}
{Next scene: Homestar puppet held against the elbow of a statue of a hockey player, during a snow fall}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh! {pause} Elbowed!
{Next scene: Homestar puppet with Little Girl against green screen. This is from the filming of Homestar vs. Little Girl.}
LITTLE GIRL: Homestar...
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yes?
LITTLE GIRL: Homestar...
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Right here man.
LITTLE GIRL: Homestar...
HOMESTAR RUNNER: What! {no response} What is it?
LITTLE GIRL: {giggles} It's funny.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yes, it—that was funny. Hahahaha...I agree, that's...pretty funny.
{Cut to a new shot of them. Homestar is now wearing a Santa hat.}
LITTLE GIRL: Homestar...
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Why don't you draw with some crayons?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh yeah? I don't got—I don't got any crayons, kid.
LITTLE GIRL: I do!
{Offscreen laughter, then a cut.}
LITTLE GIRL: How's an Uncle Matt song go?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't know, what's an Uncle Matt song?
{Cut}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: So, what are you doing tonight?
{Cut}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hang on one second.
{Puppet goes down. Comes up a second later.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: All right, I'm back.
{Little Girl starts to touch puppet}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Annnd...and we're clear.
LITTLE GIRL: {gesturing} You like your hat?
{Cut}
LITTLE GIRL: Turn it around!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Tornado round?
{Cut}
LITTLE GIRL: {gets closer, more gesturing} Turn it around.
{Homestar puppet turns partially around}
LITTLE GIRL: Turn it this way.
{Homestar turns back the other way}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ahhh ugh...That hurts, when I do that.
{Cut to the sound studio where "A Sample of Style" was filmed. Mike leans against the wall.}
MATT: {offscreen} Just don't ever touch it again.
MIKE: I...
MATT: {offscreen} Just don't...
MIKE:...didn't touch
MATT: {offscreen} Just don't...
MIKE: You touched it.
MATT: {offscreen} I didn't...you clearly touched it.
{Cut. Now we see Matt.}
MATT: Oh, that's a stupid, stupid question. {goes to brief case and takes out tube} We'll take a real dough...{laughs} like this Strong Bad. {pauses, then passes tube under his leg}
{Cut. Matt leans against the wall.}
MATT: {offscreen} I don't like you any more.
MIKE: {starts laughing}
MATT: {offscreen} Sorry, and again. Again. {pause} Just, just stay away from it.
MIKE: I didn't...aways to it. {both laugh}
{cut}
MIKE: Okay, I...didn't do it. I mean, I say you do it.
{pause}
MATT: {offscreen} Make sense of that one for me? {both laugh}
{Cut. Mike has phone out}
MIKE: Hey Matt, some trucker wants to know how you make the voices for those terrible old-timey black and white cartoons you always make?
MATT: Great question Mike!
{He gets out a tube and turns to the camera. Pause.}
MIKE: {offscreen} Great answer, Matt. {Matt laughs}
{Cut to a shot from the filming of "Puppet Time". They are filming the part where the Cheat steals the disk container. The words on the scene say "a hand is in the shot". Repeated attempts are made to make the Cheat puppet steal the container with the hand being seen. Not worth transcribing}
MATT: {at end} We can work with that.
{Cut to Gary from Limozeen in front of a green screen with a guitar. He tries posing, but gives up. Cut to Perry (Limozeen) in front of green screen with bass. He starts posing. Cut to Larry (Limozeen), posing with a microphone in front of the green screen. Cut to Mary (Limozeen) posing in front of the green screen.}
{End}
