Count Longardeaux's Book
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== Known Redneck Jokes == | == Known Redneck Jokes == | ||
| - | Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day? | + | *Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day? |
| + | *A: Man, they do not wear shirts! | ||
| - | + | *Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road? | |
| - | + | *A: Probably sushi! | |
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| - | Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road? | + | |
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| - | A: Probably sushi! | + | |
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Revision as of 19:04, 13 August 2005
Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up by Strong Bad. It is seen in "record book."
Known Records
- Strong Sad: Biggest Waste of Dump
- The King of Town: Least Healthiest (Man?)
- Homsar: The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer!
- Strong Mad: Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad
- Marzipan: Pole Vault
- Bubs: Cutest Couple
- Strong Bad: Longest "Bull Honkey"
Known Redneck Jokes
- Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
- A: Man, they do not wear shirts!
- Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
- A: Probably sushi!
