User:Jibney

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hey people i was Timmy! once but i forgot my password....so....

i'm jibney! yay!

now people! sign up to be in my halloween party on my talk page! say what you want to wear there too!-Jibney

Jibney's halloween party

jibney:hello party peoples, please give it up for halloween, on it's day!

party peoples:yay!

joeyday:tom, what are you supposed to be?

tom:i'm a lamp! what are you supposed be? a tv?

joeyday:i'm a Kangaroo.

tom:oh really, thats creative!

(the numa numa song starts playing)

tom:oh i like that oh.....

party peoples:yay!

jibney:numa numa!!!!!!!!

party peoples:numa numa!! numa numa!!!!!!! maioe!

jay:i'm a sysop!!!!!!!!

(record scratches)

party peoples:(gasp)

jay:what?

jibney:i dont know. were just suprised.(lengthy puase) party!

(numa numa starts again)

stu:what a heldawog pertly!

tom:what are you suposed to be?

stu:i'm a lightbulb!

jibney:i'm a caveman.

jay:i'm a sysop!

(record scratches, yet again)

party peoples:(gasp)

jay:what???????

jibney:nothing just suprised.

(numa numa starts up again)

party peoples:yaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

jibney:lets do the scare off!!!!!!!!!

party peoples:wha?

jibney:the costume contest! party peoples:yaaaaa!!!!!!!!! (numa numa stops) jibney:first, joeyday's costume. it's a kangaroo, okkkkk.......last place. ding!

(puts last place ribbon on joeyday's cosplay.) jibney:the cheat? would you mind assisting me? the cheat:(ok!) jibney:now tom, your a lamp? umm....most improved! becuase last year you were scotch tape.ding!

(puts most improved ribbon on tom's cosplay)

jibney:now jay, youre a sysop? thats.......2nd place! ding!

(puts second place ribbon on jay's cosplay)

jibney:stu, youre a lightbulb? you should marry tom the lamp!

party peoples exept stu and tom: ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!

stu:(sarcasticly)very funny, jibney.

jibney:yeah....worst place....ding!

(puts worst place ribbon on stu's cosplay)

jibney:okay.....pertermywert! your...a worm. the cheat? ask your friend why he dressed up as a worm.

the cheat:(cheat noises)

pertermeywert:becuase.......i did!

jibney:ok.........good prize! ding!

(he puts "good prize" ribbon on the user's cosplay.)

jibney:rouge leader? a dwarf? 2nd to last!

(puts 2nd to last place ribbon on the user's cosplay)

jibney:it's dot com? youre a pot of candy? youre down with 2nd to last place! ding!

jibney:um, the rest later....let's party!

(numa numa starts back up)

jibney:oh....i like that....ohh........teh c. turn it up!

teh c.:meh!

(music gets louder)

party peoples:(sing along)

tom:you have the worst costume joeyday,miahew......

joeyday:numa numa na.....

jibney:numa...numa......

stu:(incoherently)hey juys!!!11!!!1 woah!!1!!!1!!!1!!!!!! thesssseeee cold two's ha! twos!!!!!! thesseeee cold onessss aqre goo-ud!!!!!!!! uggggg!!!!!!!!! miahew hee!1!!!!!!! ohh....(falls down drunk)

jibney:whoa, the lightbulb fell down and broke!

joeyday,jay,tom and jibney:ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!

boozookajoe:he's not breathing, i'm a doctor! i'll call an anbulance!

(we hear an anbulance, it parks, we here "go! go!" and see paremedics goung to stu)

paremedic 1 or, we'll call him "chester":lets get him to a difubulater!

(they get a difibulater)

chester:clear!

(zaps him)

chester:clear!

(zaps him, he wakes up.)

paremedic 2,or we'll just call him rocky:you need to get to rehab! theres one down there!

chester:yeah, lets go!

(they shove him into the ambulance it drives off)

jibney:i did not believe what just happened.

tom:believe it. this happens.

joeyday:and he was a sysop..... (record scratches) all party peoples exept joeyday:(gasp)

joey day:what?

party peoples exept joeyday:oh, nothing, just suprised.

party peoples:ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!