That a Ghost

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The old-timey characters seek a reward for the capture of a ghost.
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Old-Timey Marzipan}}, {{Film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Fat Dudley}}, {{Film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Sneak}}, {{Film|Strong Man}}, [[The Guys]], {{Film|Old-Timey Bubs}}, {{Film|Sickly Sam}}, [[The Ghost]]
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'''Places:''' [[The Field]] (Old-Timey), [[The Old Pietimer Place]], [[Punkin Patch]], [[Cholera Acres Cemetary]]
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'''Page Title:''' Bury me deep I'm cold and clammy!
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'''Date:''' October 18, 2004
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'''Running Time:''' 3:44
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== Transcript ==
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THE HOMESTAR RUNNER
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IN
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A "SCARY"
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CAR-TOON
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''{Cut to:}''
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"That A Ghost"
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Presented in Grand Old
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Sound-O-Vision
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copyright 1937
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''{Opens to Old-Timey Marzipan with a plate of bones on the table}''
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'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN''': We haven't eaten in weeks!
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Guess what I read in the news-papper today.
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'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN''': I can't guess!
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''': I read that a ghost.
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'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN''': You read that a ghost what?
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''': I read that a ghost is.
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'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN''': You read that a ghost is what?
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''': I read that a ghost is here in town and there's a 27 cent ree-ward for its capture.
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'''FAT DUDLEY''': ''{makes musical noises}''
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''': You said it Fat Duds. We sure could buy a lot of corn pone with 27 big ones.
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''{The conversation is being watched in a telescope; pan to the right of the long telescope, where actually no one is watching, but Old-Timey Strong Bad stands nearby reading a paper}''
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'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD''': Says here in the news-papper that the encapturement of the new apparition garners a top reward of 26 and one pennies!
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''{Cut to Old-Timey Strong Bad, Strong Man and The Sneak}''
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'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD''': We could buy the monocle off Rockefeller's very eyeball with that kind of cash!
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'''STRONG MAN''': Raaar!
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''{The Sneak moves his nose}''
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''{Danger music. Cut to The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Marzipan and Fat Dudley in front of a spooky house with a gate signed 'Pietimer'}''
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Let's check out the old Pietimer place.
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'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN''': We should split up.
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''': We can do more damage that way.
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''{They walk in. Old-Timey Marzipan looks under a cup.}''
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'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN''': Under here?
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''{The Homestar Runner looks at a bookshelf full of ghost books.}''
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Hmm. Let's see. Maybe it's in here.
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''{He removes a book labelled 'A Goodtime Story', the only book not related to ghosts or monsters. Opening it, a moth flies out.}''
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Just a moth. ''{He tries to eat the moth, but it flies off.}'' Dernit!
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''{Old-Timey Marzipan looks under a plate.}''
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'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN''': Under here? ''{Spiders run out.}''
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''{The Homestar Runner walks past two portraits. The one marked 'Mr. Pietimer' follows him with its eyes.}''
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''': That picturemadrawin' looks sur-spicious. ''{He lifts it off the wall, revealing two one-eyed crows with a label reading "The Guys".}'' It's just two weird one-eyed crows. Ah, phooey.
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''{Cut to Fat Dudley amidst some barrels, with a cigar and a jug marked 'XXX'. The Homestar Runner pops out of a barrel.}''
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Fat Dudley? Were you gonna sneak a nip of hooch?
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'''FAT DUDLEY''': ''{makes musical noises}''
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''{Outside the house again, with the gate behind them.}''
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Aw, there's no ghosts here. Just a bunch of gross aminals. Let's go look somewheres else.
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''{Cut to 'Cholera Acres Cemetary', then to Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Sneak in front of Eustice Pietimer's grave (skinflint and junk codger).}''
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'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD''': Listen smoothly, The Sneak! We're certain to catch a ghost once we exhume this grave using my new grave-exhuming invention!
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''{Cut to Strong Man holding a shovel.}''
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'''STRONG MAN''': Raaar!
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''{The Sneak stands on his hind legs and moves his nose.}''
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'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD''': What what? Why, no! Of course that's not just the Strong Man holding a shovel! It's my newest invention! Besides, the Strong Man's over there doing some manner of stylish jig!
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''{Cut to Strong Man, who is now doing a stylish jig on an unmarked grave (son of mark grave). Old-Timey Bubs' head comes up out of the grave.}''
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'''OLD-TIMEY BUBS''': ''{wheezily}'' Would you please keep it down?
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''{Cut to The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Marzipan and Fat Dudley in the 'Punkin Patch'.}''
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'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN''': The Homestar Runner, I'm s-s-s-s-scared! ''{pronouncing each "s" as a separate entity, almost as "suh-suh-suh"}''
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Scared of what? Punkins? They're just punkins.
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'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN''': But I'm s-s-s-s-S-scared!
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, fine. We'll go look in the graveyard.
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'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN''': ''{smiling}'' Hooray!
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''{Cut back to Cholera Acres Cemetary, where they enter, then meet Old-Timey Strong Bad, Strong Man and The Sneak, who have dug up the grave of Eustice Pietimer.}''
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'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD''': You're too late! The reward will be ours! I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!
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'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN''': Where's the ghost?
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'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD''': Behold! The fantoustic phantasm!
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''{Sickly Sam rises out of the grave, and floats above it.}''
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''': That's no ghost. That's just our worst friend Sickly Sam.
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'''SICKLY SAM''':(soft voice) I bury myself alive on Tuesdays.
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'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD''': Criminy crickets! Foiled again!
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Then where's the real ghost?
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''{A black cloaked ghost with spindly arms fades in, floating above the tombstones and making a motorcycle-like noise}''
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{eyes bulging}'' Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a. (rather than screaming, he merely 'says' his scream.)''{his skin falls off, leaving his skeleton}''
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'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD''': Wa-a-a-a-a-a! (see note for The Homestar Runner.)''{his skin also falls off, leaving his skeleton too}''
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''{Cut back to the ghost, which fades away, then to The Homestar Runner and Old-Timey Marzipan, who is also a skeleton.}''
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'''SKELETAL OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN''': At least we'll never go hungry again.
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'''SKELETAL THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''': 'Cept for Fat Dudley. ''{Cut to skeletal Fat Dudley, who is 'eating' a shoe with a soup spoon, with a jug labelled 'XXX' nearby.}'' He's livin' the high life!
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'''SKELETAL FAT DUDLEY''': ''{makes musical noises}''
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''{Transition accompanied with closing music, to:}''
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THE END
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== Easter Eggs ==
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*At the end, click on the "D" in "THE END" to see Old-Timey Strong Bad shopping for gold pants.
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''{Show Old-Timey Strong Bad's skeleton in a clothing store, trying to pull up a pair of pants, but they continue to fall down. Strong Man's skeleton is in the background.}''<br>
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'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Curses! Now I'll never find gold pants that fit this tiny waist!
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== Fun Facts ==
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===Trivia===
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*This is the first cartoon featuring the "[[Old-Timey]]" characters in the far-flung year of 1937.
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*This is Sickly Sam's first appearance where he does not "die".
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*The other books on the bookshelf read:
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**Dead Things Book One
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**Ghostly Measures
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**27 Cent Ghosties
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**The Ghost In My Pocket
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**Creepiness, Oh My!
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**There Is A Ghost In This Book
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**A Goodtime Story (The book Homestar grabs)
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**Banshees, Indeed!
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**Ghastly Monsters
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**Zombies Are Cool
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*[[Wikipedia:Corn pone|Corn pone]] is a bread-like dish made from corn meal that is traditionally fried in butter, lard or bacon grease. It's a popular food in the southern United States.
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====Skeletons====
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=====Marzipan=====
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* Her ponytails have bones in them.
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* Marzipan's skeleton also reveals that her "skirt" has its own skeletal structure. This is in agreement with [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]], where contemporary Marzipan wore jeans with a hole near the hem, and skin was visible underneath.
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=====Strong Bad=====
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* His Moustache has bones in it.
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* Strong Bad's skeleton also shows that his shoes have bones, or else that his feet are shoe-shaped.
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* His hands look like his "gentleman's sports gloves", which proves that he doesn't just wear them; those are really what his hands look like.  The same would then apply to modern-day Strong Bad's boxing gloves, and maybe even his mask, which is consistent with his response in the email "[[some kinda robot]]."
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* He has no visible mouth- it may be behind his mustache, which moves when he talks.
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* There is a crack in his skull showing exposed brain; this is similar to his modern counterpart's head injury in "[[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]]".
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===Explanations===
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*A [http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=skinflint skinflint] is a person who would save, gain, or extort money by any means.
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*A [http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=codger codger] is a mildly eccentric and usually elderly fellow.
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===Remarks===
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*Based on the tombstones in Cholera Acres Cemetary, Sir Rondello Shmallow could be [[Mr. Shmallow (character)|Mr. Shmallow]]'s full name.
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*The theme for Old-Timey Strong Bad is different from that of his previous appearances.
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*The Homestar Runner's voice isn't as scratchy and Fat Dudley's voice is deeper than in [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]].
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===Goofs===
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*The two one-eyed crows eyeballs do not match up with the painting after the painting is removed.
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*The page title, "Bury Me Deep I'm Cold and Clammy!” is taken from an interview with [[Matt Chapman]] in which he says this line as [[Homsar]]. The interview can be seen [http://members.shaw.ca/kevinscott/Homestar/index.html here].
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*When The Homestar Runner's eyes balloon up in fright this is similar to The Cheat in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
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*On one of the Gravestones, it reads, "Sir Rondello Schmallow 'Look Lively?'" This is a reference to the [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] toon, in which he says many times, "Look lively!!!"
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*The Old Pietimer Place looks inspired by the house from [[Wikipedia:Alfred Hitchcock|Alfred Hitchcock's]] masterpiece, [[Wikipedia:Psycho|Psycho]].
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*The quote "[http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/20017/ghost05.wav let's split up, we can do more damage that way]" is a reference to the 1984 film ''[[IMDB:tt0087332|Ghostbusters]]''.
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*The Homestar Runner says the "news-papper" is offering a reward of 27 cents. This may have come from an old ''[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0054524/ Rocky and Bullwinkle]'' show when [[Wikipedia:Rocket J. Squirrel|Rocky]] offers a 27-cent reward for the capture of the Boxtop Bandit.
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*The sound effect of the spiders scattering from under the mirror is taken from the [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time enemies|Skulltulas]] in the Spider Houses in ''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask|The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask]]''. This sound also appears in [[RhinoFeeder]].
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*Fat Dudley eating the shoe may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Charlie Chaplin|Charlie Chaplin's]] ''[[IMDB:tt0015864|The Gold Rush]]''.
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===Fast Forward===
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*'Cory' is also shown in the [[Main Page 22]] by removing the cursor off of the 'downloads' link.
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== External Links ==
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*[[HR:oldtimeyween.html|watch "That A Ghost"]]
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*[[HR:oldtimeyween.swf|view the Flash file for "That A Ghost"]]
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*[[Forum:1061|forum thread re: "That A Ghost"]]
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Revision as of 11:17, 11 November 2005

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