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| - | '''Strumstar Hammer''' is a revised version of the [[Original Book]], made by [[Strong Bad]] in the email "[[kids' book]]." Its name comes from the page title of all the pages.
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| - | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, [[Mr. Bland]], [[The Robot]], {{Film|Señor}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, [[The Grape Fairie]]
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| - | == The Story ==
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| - | | [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg1.png|200px]] || Everybody <strike>loves</strike> ''throws shot-puts at'' The Homestar Runner. He is <strike>a terrific athlete</strike> ''bleeding pretty bad.''
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| - | | [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg2.png|200px]] || One day his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter <strike>the Strongest Man in the World Contest.</strike> ''some kind of eyeless fish-beast. He said okay.''
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| - | | [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg3.png|200px]] || The Homestar Runner <strike>agr</strike> ''p''eed, and the two <strike>trained for days and days to become the strongest men in the world.</strike> ''wandered into a nest of flying cars.''
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| - | | [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg4.jpg|200px]] || On the way to the contest, <strike>another competitor,</strike> ''Mr. Supreme aka'' Strong Bad, made <strike>fun</strike> ''milks meat'' of them. <strike>"I'm the very strongest! You guys are not very strong!"</strike>
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| - | | [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg5.jpg|200px]] || The <strike>contestants:</strike> ''guys you don't see anymore:'' Mr. Bland; The Robot (last year's winner); Señor
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| - | | [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg6.jpg|200px]] || <strike>Pom-Pom</strike> ''ronnie''; ''the sun shines on'' Strong Bad; <strike>The Homestar Runner</strike> ''edgardo''
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| - | | [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg7.jpg|200px]] || <strike>Upon their arrival, the rules were explained: The Grape Fairie starts everyone off with 20 grapes, then adds one at a time. Whoever holds the most grapes wins.</strike> ''blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah''
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| - | | [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg8.jpg|200px]] || The Grape Fairie <strike>granted each of them</strike> ''turned the original line-up of the beatles into'' twenty grapes. ''watch out PETE BEST!!''
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| - | | [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg9.jpg|200px]] || Mr. Bland did not hold up. ''HAHAHAHA!!! Lookit em get all squished!''
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| - | | [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg10.jpg|200px]] || The Grape Fairie <strike>added another grape.</strike> ''silhouetted everybody and put tiny, inverse suns on top of them.''
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| - | | [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg11.jpg|200px]] || <strike>Señor was NOT the strongest man in the world.</strike> ''this blue guy died.''
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| - | | [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg12.jpg|200px]] || Suddenly, the Robot shut down and <strike>dropped his grapes. Homestar knew something was up.</strike> ''the cheat got the world record in the 50 yard dash.''
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| - | | [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg13.jpg|200px]] || There were only three <strike>contestants</strike> ''green rectangles'' left. <strike>Another grape was added.</strike> ''Pom pom put his dork shirt on, Homestar his dump.''
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| - | | [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg14.jpg|200px]] || Homestar noticed that Strong Bad was <strike>getting some extra help.</strike> ''cool.'' "I will <strike>drop my grapes and uncover that</strike> ''give $1.38 to the'' CHEAT!
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| - | | [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg15.jpg|200px]] || <strike>The Homestar Runner yanked the cheat out from under the pile of grapes. "OH NO!" screamed Strong Bad.</strike> ''Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes and The Cheat learned to fly.''
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| - | | [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg16.jpg|200px]] || Strong Bad <strike>was squished and Pom-Pom won.</strike> ''decided on his own free will to sleep underneath his pile of grapes. it was a restful sleep.''
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| - | | [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg17.jpg|200px]] || <strike>Knowing that he could not have done it without</strike> The Homestar Runner<strike>'s help,</strike> ''and'' Pom-Pom <strike>shared the trophy.</strike> ''lifted a comode.''
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| - | == Fun Facts ==
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| - | ===Goofs===
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| - | *Strong Bad spells the word "comode"; the proper spelling is "commode."
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| - | ===Real-World References===
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| - | *Strong Bad mentions the "original line-up of [[Wikipedia:The Beatles|The Beatles]]," plus "WATCH OUT PETE BEST!" [[Wikipedia:Pete Best|Pete Best]] was the original drummer for The Beatles, replaced early on by [[Wikipedia:Ringo Starr|Ringo Starr]].
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| - | == External Links ==
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| - | *[[HR:sb_book/sb_book1.html|view Strumstar Hammer]]
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| - | *[[HR:sbemail84.html|watch the email where it came from, "kids' book"]]
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| - | *[[HR:sbemail84.swf|view the Flash file of the email where it came from, "kids' book"]]
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