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| - | [[Image:fortunecookies.PNG|thumb|Seek your destiny!]]
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| - | A fun little "game" that gives you a new fortune every time you click on a fortune cookie. It used to be in the [[Museum]], but it was moved to the [[Handheld Games Menu]] when the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|game menu]] was remodeled.
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| - | '''Page Title:''' Homestar Runner Fortune Cookies
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| - | __FORCETOC__
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| - | == List of Fortunes ==
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| - | *Little things add up to a little bit.
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| - | *Try a little levitation.
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| - | *Start a little fire. A little one!
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| - | *Hey, it worked for Taft.
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| - | *Briefly, let's discuss your underwear.
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| - | *You will spot a food store with your name. You aren't related.
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| - | *Switching soaps cold turkey will give you a rash.
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| - | *Brush up on knock-knock jokes. They're on their way back.
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| - | *Have a good time, all the time.
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| - | *Your friends wonder if they met you now, would they still like you?
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| - | *Ask me about super-dooper savings.
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| - | *"They" say "you" are "stupid." Whatever that means.
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| - | *Your primary goal will be washing up.
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| - | *Lighten your load by doing less work.
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| - | *Length x width = height. No wait. I mean area.
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| - | *Park in a secret place where no one can find you.
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| - | *Ugliness is next to you. Scooch on over.
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| - | *Girls shouldn't casually wear ball caps.
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| - | *You will tire of your mayonnaise and it will grow tired of you.
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| - | *Homonyms will give you trouble at a social function.
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| - | *Wait by the phone. See if it rings.
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| - | *You will fight for a just cause, just 'cause.
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| - | *You've got something between your teeth. Something green.
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| - | *Make a little guy out of a paperclip.
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| - | *Clumsiness will bring about a change of pants.
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| - | *An authority figure will look at you through X-ray specs.
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| - | *Make it great. Next time don't be late.
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| - | *Why not try some moldy bread. You might not vomit.
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| - | *Pay no attention to the man in parentheses.
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| - | *Things are about to get a whole lot flimsier.
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| - | *The backwards alphabet is just as important as the frontwards one.
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| - | *Start adding sugar to coke. That's why they put it on the table.
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| - | *A true friend will tell you how stupid that shirt looks.
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| - | *From now on, give only high-fives.
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| - | *It's not lazy if it's hilarious.
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| - | *Start putting stamps on all your emails.
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| - | *Greatness can be measured in arguments won.
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| - | *Tell your boss to quit. Then take their job.
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| - | *Buy me a sandwich.
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| - | *There are some dishes under your bed that you should just throw away.
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| - | *Stop listening to country music.
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| - | *The truth is, banana peels just aren't that slippery.
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| - | *You will avoid laundry altogether and buy more socks.
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| - | *Don't skip school... skip class.
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| - | *<font color="yellow">Yellow text is hard to read.</font>
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| - | *Remember that time you lied to your mom?
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| - | *Begin saying 'toot' backwards. No one will ever know.
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| - | *It's not illegal if it's hilarious.
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| - | *A pillow fort simply cannot last.
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| - | *The likelihood is great that you will bring home some bacon.
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| - | *Gimme a dollar.
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| - | *Stop picking at it.
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| - | *It's not mean if it's hilarious.
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| - | *Will you go with me? Yes [ ] No [ ]
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| - | *Treat others as if they treated you first.
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| - | *Don't wait for a reason to give up, just stop trying.
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| - | *Your potential is full, empty it out. It's starting to stink.
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| - | *Laugh your way out of a tense bathroom situation.
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| - | *[http://www.thoraxcorp.com www.thoraxcorp.com]
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| - | *Maybe try and be a little funnier.
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| - | *A life of luxury will end in buxury.
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| - | *You suck so much, you don't suck.
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| - | == Fun Facts ==
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| - | ===Trivia===
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| - | [[Image:You very dead..png|thumb|right|You very dead.]]
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| - | [[Image:Youarenotasgoodasmostpeople.png|thumb|right|You are not as good as most people.]]
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| - | *Similar fortune cookies are used in an Easter egg for the [[Strong Bad Email]] "[[long pants]]".
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| - | *The slips of paper say "You very dead." and "You are not as good as most people" before they are completely unraveled.
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| - | *When it asks "Will you go out with me?", you can check off either answer, but nothing happens.
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| - | ===Inside References===
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| - | *The fortune cookie that reads www.thoraxcorp.com is an obvious reference to the [[Thorax Corporation]].
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| - | ===Real-World References===
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| - | *The one about the paper clip may be a reference to one of the office assistants on Microsoft Word.
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| - | *"Pay no attention to the man in parentheses" is a reference to ''[[IMDB:tt0032138|The Wizard of Oz]]''.
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:William Howard Taft|William Howard Taft]] was the 27th president of the United States of America.
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| - | *It was 83 less than a 1000
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| - | == External Links ==
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| - | *[[HR:fortune.html|play Fortune Cookies]]
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| - | *[[HR:fortune.swf|view the Flash file for Fortune Cookies]]
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| - | [[Category: Games]]
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