The King of Town (original)
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| - | + | The old version of [[The King of Town DVD]]. | |
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| + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The King of Town}}, [[The King of Town's Sheep]], [[The Sheep-Eating Dragon]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[The Blacksmith]], {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, [[The Little Chef Guy]] | ||
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| + | '''Places:''' [[King of Town's Castle]] | ||
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| + | '''Date:''' 2000 | ||
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| + | == Olde Version Transcript == | ||
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| + | '''Text:''' (This is the King of Town) ''{King of Town pops up}'' | ||
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| + | (He is a good king and he rules the land quite nicely) ''{Pan of the land}'' | ||
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| + | (But he worries all the time) | ||
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| + | '''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{cries}'' My sheep are missing! My sheep are missing! | ||
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| + | (And I'm afraid that a dragon has gobbled them up!) | ||
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| + | ''{Scene shows what the King of Town thinks happened}'' | ||
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| + | (So he called Homestar Runner and Pom Pom and asked if they would help.) | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{nods}'' Ooookay! | ||
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| + | (So they questioned the Blacksmith...) | ||
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| + | ''{Blacksmith shrugs}'' | ||
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| + | (They questioned the Poopmsith...) | ||
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| + | ''{Poopsmith shrugs}'' | ||
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| + | (And finally they questioned the King's Chef...) | ||
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| + | ''{The Chef nods}'' | ||
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| + | ''{Homestar and Pom Pom look at each other, surprised.}'' | ||
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| + | (So they gathered everyone together) | ||
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| + | ''{A Blackboard appears and graduate cap and pointer fall into Homestar's head and non-existent hand from above.}'' | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{while drawing a sheep and a dragon}'' I have found that the King's sheep were ''not'' eaten by a dragon ''{crosses off dragon}'' | ||
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| + | '''KING OF TOWN:''' Phew! | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ... but, they ''were'' eaten! | ||
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| + | '''KING OF TOWN:''' Oh, no! What could have done such a thing? | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why don't you ask yourself, King? ''{pokes King's belly with pointer}'' | ||
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| + | '''KING OF TOWN:''' ...Oh, yeah. They were delicious! ''{blushes and burps}'' | ||
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| + | ''{Everyone laughs as we pan out of the castle onto a sheep grazing in the field.}'' | ||
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Revision as of 05:45, 12 November 2005
The old version of The King of Town DVD.
Cast (in order of appearance): The King of Town, The King of Town's Sheep, The Sheep-Eating Dragon, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, The Blacksmith, The Poopsmith, The Little Chef Guy
Places: King of Town's Castle
Date: 2000
Olde Version Transcript
Text: (This is the King of Town) {King of Town pops up}
(He is a good king and he rules the land quite nicely) {Pan of the land}
(But he worries all the time)
KING OF TOWN: {cries} My sheep are missing! My sheep are missing!
(And I'm afraid that a dragon has gobbled them up!)
{Scene shows what the King of Town thinks happened}
(So he called Homestar Runner and Pom Pom and asked if they would help.)
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {nods} Ooookay!
(So they questioned the Blacksmith...)
{Blacksmith shrugs}
(They questioned the Poopmsith...)
{Poopsmith shrugs}
(And finally they questioned the King's Chef...)
{The Chef nods}
{Homestar and Pom Pom look at each other, surprised.}
(So they gathered everyone together)
{A Blackboard appears and graduate cap and pointer fall into Homestar's head and non-existent hand from above.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {while drawing a sheep and a dragon} I have found that the King's sheep were not eaten by a dragon {crosses off dragon}
KING OF TOWN: Phew!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: ... but, they were eaten!
KING OF TOWN: Oh, no! What could have done such a thing?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Why don't you ask yourself, King? {pokes King's belly with pointer}
KING OF TOWN: ...Oh, yeah. They were delicious! {blushes and burps}
{Everyone laughs as we pan out of the castle onto a sheep grazing in the field.}
| The King of Town Special Edition DVD |
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| New Version | Olde Version | Commentary | Storyboards |
