The King of Town (original)

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The old version of [[The King of Town DVD]].
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The King of Town}}, [[The King of Town's Sheep]], [[The Sheep-Eating Dragon]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[The Blacksmith]], {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, [[The Little Chef Guy]]
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'''Places:''' [[King of Town's Castle]]
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'''Date:''' 2000
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== Olde Version Transcript ==
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'''Text:''' (This is the King of Town) ''{King of Town pops up}''
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(He is a good king and he rules the land quite nicely) ''{Pan of the land}''
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(But he worries all the time)
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{cries}'' My sheep are missing! My sheep are missing! 
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(And I'm afraid that a dragon has gobbled them up!)
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''{Scene shows what the King of Town thinks happened}''
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(So he called Homestar Runner and Pom Pom and asked if they would help.)
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{nods}'' Ooookay!
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(So they questioned the Blacksmith...)
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''{Blacksmith shrugs}''
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(They questioned the Poopmsith...)
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''{Poopsmith shrugs}''
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(And finally they questioned the King's Chef...)
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''{The Chef nods}''
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''{Homestar and Pom Pom look at each other, surprised.}''
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(So they gathered everyone together)
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''{A Blackboard appears and graduate cap and pointer fall into Homestar's head and non-existent hand from above.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{while drawing a sheep and a dragon}'' I have found that the King's sheep were ''not'' eaten by a dragon ''{crosses off dragon}''
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' Phew! 
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ... but, they ''were'' eaten! 
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' Oh, no!  What could have done such a thing?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why don't you ask yourself, King?  ''{pokes King's belly with pointer}''
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' ...Oh, yeah.  They were delicious!  ''{blushes and burps}''
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''{Everyone laughs as we pan out of the castle onto a sheep grazing in the field.}''
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Revision as of 05:45, 12 November 2005

The old version of The King of Town DVD.

Cast (in order of appearance): The King of Town, The King of Town's Sheep, The Sheep-Eating Dragon, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, The Blacksmith, The Poopsmith, The Little Chef Guy

Places: King of Town's Castle

Date: 2000

Olde Version Transcript

Text: (This is the King of Town) {King of Town pops up}

(He is a good king and he rules the land quite nicely) {Pan of the land}

(But he worries all the time)

KING OF TOWN: {cries} My sheep are missing! My sheep are missing!

(And I'm afraid that a dragon has gobbled them up!)

{Scene shows what the King of Town thinks happened}

(So he called Homestar Runner and Pom Pom and asked if they would help.)

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {nods} Ooookay!

(So they questioned the Blacksmith...)

{Blacksmith shrugs}

(They questioned the Poopmsith...)

{Poopsmith shrugs}

(And finally they questioned the King's Chef...)

{The Chef nods}

{Homestar and Pom Pom look at each other, surprised.}

(So they gathered everyone together)

{A Blackboard appears and graduate cap and pointer fall into Homestar's head and non-existent hand from above.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {while drawing a sheep and a dragon} I have found that the King's sheep were not eaten by a dragon {crosses off dragon}

KING OF TOWN: Phew!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: ... but, they were eaten!

KING OF TOWN: Oh, no! What could have done such a thing?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Why don't you ask yourself, King? {pokes King's belly with pointer}

KING OF TOWN: ...Oh, yeah. They were delicious! {blushes and burps}

{Everyone laughs as we pan out of the castle onto a sheep grazing in the field.}