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'''Strumstar Hammer''' is a revised version of the [[Original Book]], made by [[Strong Bad]] in the email "[[kids' book]]." Its name comes from the page title of all the pages.
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, [[Mr. Bland]], [[The Robot]], {{Film|Señor}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, [[The Grape Fairie]]
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== The Story ==
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg1.png|200px]]  || Everybody <strike>loves</strike> ''throws shot-puts at'' The Homestar Runner. He is <strike>a terrific athlete</strike> ''bleeding pretty bad.''
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg2.png|200px]] || One day his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter <strike>the Strongest Man in the World Contest.</strike> ''some kind of eyeless fish-beast. He said okay.''
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg3.png|200px]] || The Homestar Runner <strike>agr</strike> ''p''eed, and the two <strike>trained for days and days to become the strongest men in the world.</strike> ''wandered into a nest of flying cars.''
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg4.jpg|200px]] || On the way to the contest, <strike>another competitor,</strike> ''Mr. Supreme aka'' Strong Bad, made <strike>fun</strike> ''milks meat'' of them. <strike>"I'm the very strongest! You guys are not very strong!"</strike>
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg5.jpg|200px]] || The <strike>contestants:</strike> ''guys you don't see anymore:'' Mr. Bland; The Robot (last year's winner); Se&ntilde;or
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg6.jpg|200px]] || <strike>Pom-Pom</strike> ''ronnie''; ''the sun shines on'' Strong Bad; <strike>The Homestar Runner</strike> ''edgardo''
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg7.jpg|200px]] || <strike>Upon their arrival, the rules were explained: The Grape Fairie starts everyone off with 20 grapes, then adds one at a time. Whoever holds the most grapes wins.</strike> ''blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah''
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg8.jpg|200px]] || The Grape Fairie <strike>granted each of them</strike> ''turned the original line-up of the beatles into'' twenty grapes. ''watch out PETE BEST!!''
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg9.jpg|200px]] || Mr. Bland did not hold up. ''HAHAHAHA!!! Lookit em get all squished!''
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg10.jpg|200px]] || The Grape Fairie <strike>added another grape.</strike> ''silhouetted everybody and put tiny, inverse suns on top of them.''
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg11.jpg|200px]] || <strike>Se&ntilde;or was NOT the strongest man in the world.</strike> ''this blue guy died.''
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg12.jpg|200px]] || Suddenly, the Robot shut down and <strike>dropped his grapes. Homestar knew something was up.</strike> ''the cheat got the world record in the 50 yard dash.''
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg13.jpg|200px]] || There were only three <strike>contestants</strike> ''green rectangles'' left. <strike>Another grape was added.</strike> ''Pom pom put his dork shirt on, Homestar his dump.''
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg14.jpg|200px]] || Homestar noticed that Strong Bad was <strike>getting some extra help.</strike> ''cool.'' "I will <strike>drop my grapes and uncover that</strike> ''give $1.38 to the'' CHEAT!
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg15.jpg|200px]] || <strike>The Homestar Runner yanked the cheat out from under the pile of grapes. "OH NO!" screamed Strong Bad.</strike> ''Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes and The Cheat learned to fly.''
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg16.jpg|200px]] || Strong Bad <strike>was squished and Pom-Pom won.</strike> ''decided on his own free will to sleep underneath his pile of grapes. it was a restful sleep.''
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg17.jpg|200px]] || <strike>Knowing that he could not have done it without</strike> The Homestar Runner<strike>'s help,</strike> ''and'' Pom-Pom <strike>shared the trophy.</strike> ''lifted a comode.''
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== Fun Facts ==
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===Goofs===
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*Strong Bad spells the word "comode"; the proper spelling is "commode."
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===Real-World References===
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*Strong Bad mentions the "original line-up of [[Wikipedia:The Beatles|The Beatles]]," plus "WATCH OUT PETE BEST!" [[Wikipedia:Pete Best|Pete Best]] was the original drummer for The Beatles, replaced early on by [[Wikipedia:Ringo Starr|Ringo Starr]].
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== External Links ==
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*[[HR:sb_book/sb_book1.html|view Strumstar Hammer]]
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*[[HR:sbemail84.html|watch the email where it came from, "kids' book"]]
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*[[HR:sbemail84.swf|view the Flash file of the email where it came from, "kids' book"]]

Revision as of 06:37, 12 November 2005

Strumstar Hammer is a revised version of the Original Book, made by Strong Bad in the email "kids' book." Its name comes from the page title of all the pages.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Mr. Bland, The Robot, Señor, The Announcer, The Grape Fairie

Contents

The Story

Image Text
File:Strumstar Hammer pg1.png Everybody loves throws shot-puts at The Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete bleeding pretty bad.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg2.png One day his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter the Strongest Man in the World Contest. some kind of eyeless fish-beast. He said okay.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg3.png The Homestar Runner agr peed, and the two trained for days and days to become the strongest men in the world. wandered into a nest of flying cars.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg4.jpg On the way to the contest, another competitor, Mr. Supreme aka Strong Bad, made fun milks meat of them. "I'm the very strongest! You guys are not very strong!"
File:Strumstar Hammer pg5.jpg The contestants: guys you don't see anymore: Mr. Bland; The Robot (last year's winner); Señor
File:Strumstar Hammer pg6.jpg Pom-Pom ronnie; the sun shines on Strong Bad; The Homestar Runner edgardo
File:Strumstar Hammer pg7.jpg Upon their arrival, the rules were explained: The Grape Fairie starts everyone off with 20 grapes, then adds one at a time. Whoever holds the most grapes wins. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
File:Strumstar Hammer pg8.jpg The Grape Fairie granted each of them turned the original line-up of the beatles into twenty grapes. watch out PETE BEST!!
File:Strumstar Hammer pg9.jpg Mr. Bland did not hold up. HAHAHAHA!!! Lookit em get all squished!
File:Strumstar Hammer pg10.jpg The Grape Fairie added another grape. silhouetted everybody and put tiny, inverse suns on top of them.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg11.jpg Señor was NOT the strongest man in the world. this blue guy died.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg12.jpg Suddenly, the Robot shut down and dropped his grapes. Homestar knew something was up. the cheat got the world record in the 50 yard dash.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg13.jpg There were only three contestants green rectangles left. Another grape was added. Pom pom put his dork shirt on, Homestar his dump.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg14.jpg Homestar noticed that Strong Bad was getting some extra help. cool. "I will drop my grapes and uncover that give $1.38 to the CHEAT!
File:Strumstar Hammer pg15.jpg The Homestar Runner yanked the cheat out from under the pile of grapes. "OH NO!" screamed Strong Bad. Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes and The Cheat learned to fly.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg16.jpg Strong Bad was squished and Pom-Pom won. decided on his own free will to sleep underneath his pile of grapes. it was a restful sleep.
Knowing that he could not have done it without The Homestar Runner's help, and Pom-Pom shared the trophy. lifted a comode.

Fun Facts

Goofs

  • Strong Bad spells the word "comode"; the proper spelling is "commode."

Real-World References

  • Strong Bad mentions the "original line-up of The Beatles," plus "WATCH OUT PETE BEST!" Pete Best was the original drummer for The Beatles, replaced early on by Ringo Starr.

External Links

Retrieved from "http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Strumstar_Hammer"
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