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'''Cold Ones''' are a popular beverage in Free Country USA. They are shipped nondescript brown bottles and are hinted to be alcoholic; this is, however, never said outright, though in [[for kids]], [[Kerrek]] is said to be a teetotaler when [[Strong Bad]] offers him a Cold One. | '''Cold Ones''' are a popular beverage in Free Country USA. They are shipped nondescript brown bottles and are hinted to be alcoholic; this is, however, never said outright, though in [[for kids]], [[Kerrek]] is said to be a teetotaler when [[Strong Bad]] offers him a Cold One. | ||
*Cold Ones actually are shown to be alcoholic in the Strong Bad [http://www.homestarrunner.com/macss.html screen saver]: "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones" | *Cold Ones actually are shown to be alcoholic in the Strong Bad [http://www.homestarrunner.com/macss.html screen saver]: "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones" | ||
Revision as of 18:13, 25 November 2004
Cold Ones are a popular beverage in Free Country USA. They are shipped nondescript brown bottles and are hinted to be alcoholic; this is, however, never said outright, though in for kids, Kerrek is said to be a teetotaler when Strong Bad offers him a Cold One.
- Cold Ones actually are shown to be alcoholic in the Strong Bad screen saver: "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones"
See property of ones.
Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped thing on his head to open them. See super powers.
Also comes in Xtra Cold, Not So Cold (which Coach Z enjoys) and Cool varieties. Foreign brands include Room Temperature, and Warm Ones.
Property of Ones
Equation stated by Strong Bad for determining the Oneness of a One:
- o is the final value of the Oneness of a One
- n is a value equvalent to the base Oneness of a One
- c is the temperature of the One.
o=(nITUDE∝cITUDE)
"A One that isn't Cold is scarcely a One at all." - Strong Bad
