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'''Cold Ones''' are a popular beverage in [[Free Country, USA]] that are shipped in nondescript brown bottles. Although there has been debate if they are actually alcoholic or not, [[Kerrek]] refuses a Cold One because he is a teetotaller in the email "[[for kids]]". Also since the [[Strong Bad]] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/macss.html screen saver] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", the conclusion is that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer.  
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'''Cold Ones''' are a popular beverage in [[Free Country, USA]] that are shipped in nondescript brown bottles. Although there has been debate if they are actually alcoholic or not, [[Kerrek]] refuses a Cold One because he is a teetotaller in the email "[[for kids]]". Also since the [[Strong Bad]] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/macss.html screen saver] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", and that Room Temp-er-ature Ones are "brewed in Foreign Lands", the conclusion is that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer.  
It is revealed in the email "[[super powers]]" that [[Strong Bad]] can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One.
It is revealed in the email "[[super powers]]" that [[Strong Bad]] can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One.

Revision as of 19:56, 25 November 2004

The Cold One motto

Cold Ones are a popular beverage in Free Country, USA that are shipped in nondescript brown bottles. Although there has been debate if they are actually alcoholic or not, Kerrek refuses a Cold One because he is a teetotaller in the email "for kids". Also since the Strong Bad screen saver displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", and that Room Temp-er-ature Ones are "brewed in Foreign Lands", the conclusion is that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer.

It is revealed in the email "super powers" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One.

Property of Ones

Equation stated by Strong Bad for determining the Oneness of a One:

  • o is the final value of the Oneness of a One
  • n is a value equivalent to the base Oneness of a One
  • c is the temperature of the One.

o=(nITUDE∝cITUDE)

Types Of Ones

  • Cold Ones - Preferred by Strong Bad
  • Cool Ones - A nice alternative on spring nights
  • Xtra Cold
  • Not So Cold - Enjoyed by Coach Z at least 90 degrees
  • Room Temp-a-Ture Ones - Foreign brand brewed in foreign lands
  • Warm Ones - Foreign brand straight from the oven
  • Cold None - Not to be wished on anyone
Not So Cold One
Warm One
Room Temp-a-Ture One
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