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Cold Ones are a type of root beer known as "Strong Beer" that is very popular in Free Country, USA. | Cold Ones are a type of root beer known as "Strong Beer" that is very popular in Free Country, USA. | ||
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== [[property of ones| Property of Ones]] == | == [[property of ones| Property of Ones]] == |
Revision as of 02:20, 28 November 2004
Cold Ones are a type of root beer known as "Strong Beer" that is very popular in Free Country, USA.
Property of Ones
Equation stated by Strong Bad for determining the Oneness of a One:
- o is the final value of the Oneness of a One
- n is a value equivalent to the base Oneness of a One
- c is the temperature of the One.
o=(nITUDE∝cITUDE)
Types Of Ones
- Cold Ones - Preferred by Strong Bad
- Cool Ones - A nice alternative on spring nights
- Xtra Cold Ones - A step up from Cold Ones
- Not So Cold - Enjoyed by Coach Z at least 90 degrees
- Room Temp-a-Ture Ones - Foreign brand brewed in Foreign Lands
- Warm Ones - Foreign brand straight from the oven
- Cold None - Not to be wished on anyone