Malloween Commercial
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'''MARSHIE''': ...They fit on top of each other! Stack 'em to the heavens! ''{another Marshie appears on top of the other}''Stack 'em to the heavens! ''{both}'' I could write a song called "Stack 'Em to the Heavens!" | '''MARSHIE''': ...They fit on top of each other! Stack 'em to the heavens! ''{another Marshie appears on top of the other}''Stack 'em to the heavens! ''{both}'' I could write a song called "Stack 'Em to the Heavens!" | ||
| - | ''{Cut to | + | ''{Cut to a dressing room, where Marshie's vampire wig sits on a mannequin and a camera appears to be rolling. Marshie is not wearing his vampire costume, but looking into a mirror.}'' |
'''MARSHIE''': ''{screaming}'' What more do they want!? | '''MARSHIE''': ''{screaming}'' What more do they want!? | ||
| - | ''{back to normal scene}'' | + | ''{back to normal scene, with Marshie in his vampire costume}'' |
'''MARSHIE''': Come on guys, isn't that enough to get you to try Fluffy Puff Malloweens? | '''MARSHIE''': Come on guys, isn't that enough to get you to try Fluffy Puff Malloweens? | ||
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'''MARSHIE:''' ''{cut to a television view of the commercial}'' They're orange, doo doo. They're black, dee dee. Look for the one with me on the bag... dressed as a vampire! | '''MARSHIE:''' ''{cut to a television view of the commercial}'' They're orange, doo doo. They're black, dee dee. Look for the one with me on the bag... dressed as a vampire! | ||
| - | ''{cuts to scene with Homestar Runner and Strong Bad sitting next to each other}'' | + | ''{cuts to scene with Homestar Runner and Strong Bad sitting next to each other, watching the end of the commerical on the TV}'' |
'''STRONG BAD''': I thought you said you were the star of this one. | '''STRONG BAD''': I thought you said you were the star of this one. | ||
Revision as of 11:37, 21 December 2004
Halloween Comercial for Fluffy Puff Marshmallows.
Cast (in order of appearance): Marshie, The Two Kids, Homestar Runner, Monte Negro, Strong Bad
Page Title: M-A-Double L-O-W-Double E-N
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Transcript
{coffin opens}
MARSHIE: Awwww......SNAP! I'm Marshie again! You better believe it's new Fluffy Puff Malloween orange and black flavored marshmallows! "They Taste the Same, but Loo--" {hacks and coughs} Sorry, must've got a toenail caught in my throat. "They Taste the Same, But Look Different!"
{setting changes to in front of Mr. Shmallow's grave}
MARSHIE: Boogedy-boogedy! I'll scare your dad! Those little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you serve up a satchel full of Malloween Fluffy Puffs!
BOY: What?
GIRL: Weird.
MARSHIE: That's right, you two. Kids, demand Fluffy Puffs for trick and treats!
{Marshie appears on a porch in front of a house. Homestar Runner opens the door, wearing a large fake eyeball and an orange shirt reading "This is my Costume!"}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hello, little boy or little girl. Would you care for a funtime treat?
MARSHIE: No way! {Echoes} {A wave of Fluffy Puff's blast out of Marshie's "Bite" and fill up the screen.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: A tidal wave of marshalades!
MARSHIE: I'm so goosed up, I'm swimming in 'em! Tell Montenegro
MONTE NEGRO: Oye?
MARSHIE: ...They fit on top of each other! Stack 'em to the heavens! {another Marshie appears on top of the other}Stack 'em to the heavens! {both} I could write a song called "Stack 'Em to the Heavens!"
{Cut to a dressing room, where Marshie's vampire wig sits on a mannequin and a camera appears to be rolling. Marshie is not wearing his vampire costume, but looking into a mirror.}
MARSHIE: {screaming} What more do they want!?
{back to normal scene, with Marshie in his vampire costume}
MARSHIE: Come on guys, isn't that enough to get you to try Fluffy Puff Malloweens?
{Marshie sings}
MARSHIE: {cut to a television view of the commercial} They're orange, doo doo. They're black, dee dee. Look for the one with me on the bag... dressed as a vampire!
{cuts to scene with Homestar Runner and Strong Bad sitting next to each other, watching the end of the commerical on the TV}
STRONG BAD: I thought you said you were the star of this one.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, right. I made that up. But I did get to keep this cool eyeball. {puts on eyeball} Seeeee! Seeee!
STRONG BAD: What are you doing!?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, isn't that the sound that um... eyeballs make? Seee! Seee!
{Strong Bad leaves}
{THE END!}
Easter Eggs
- At the end, you can click on Homestar Runner's BIG eye and see a pumpkin with Marshie's face on it, then click the pumpkin to see it at night.
Fun Facts
- Marshies song about stacking sounds sorta like Tom Greens "the Bum Bum song"
- When The Two Kids are trick-or-treating, the welcome mat says "Weclome".
- The can that Homestar is holding is spelled CAN D.
- The scene where The Two Kids go trick-or-treating is based on the scene from The House that Gave Sucky Treats.
- Homestar saying "marshalades" is a reference to Fluffy Puff Commercial.
- One of The Two Kids is dressed as The King of Town.
- The music right before Marshie pops out of the coffin is J. S. Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor, often used as generic spooky music.
- "Malloweens" may be a spoof on Mallowcremes, a popular candy-corn like candy.
