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<small>Written by Lazor<br> | <small>Written by Lazor<br> | ||
Music style: Heavy Metal<br></small> | Music style: Heavy Metal<br></small> | ||
Revision as of 21:24, 29 March 2007
Yeah, yeah....Leave me a message. {beep}
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Appearances of my name
From "band names"
STRONG BAD: {clears screen, typing} Well, Dan, the easiest way is to ,you know, just have a really cool last name and use that.
You know like Van Halen, or Dokken, or to a lesser extent,... Z'Nuff. {clears screen} And then the other way is to take a really
cool word but then spell it all wrong. You know like... {stops typing} LAZOR...
from "Tropical LAZOR Beams"
HOMESTAR RUNNER: One two three and four...
{singing} Aaaaah
Tropical LAZOR beams
LAZOR beams of love
Tropical lima beans
When you're away it's like a void
I try to avoid it
Every time you're away
I put my LAZORS on stun!
Because I gotta stun you
Just to get my point through!
LAZOR beams!
LAZOR beams!
Pretty please!
With the LAZOR beams!
Aaaah
Tropical LAZOR beams
LAZOR beams of love
Tropical lima beans
Lima beans above
From "new hands"
STRONG BAD: {typing} Now I know you were all expecting me to pick things like guitars and LAZOR guns... {stops typing} but I—Aww, man! Why didn't I pick guitars and LAZOR guns? Bullhorn?! Pfft! Like having a bucket for a hand's gonna get me any chicks...
QOTW for July 27, 2006
LAZOR Larry: "She was only 2017
She was a low res beauty queen
She was a brain sister
Texas Instruments all day
She remembers how they used to duet
Tha'll think you know what I mean." {entire "Brain Sister Song}
Quote
Try to guess who said this quote and post your guess on my talk page. Be sure to include the movie the character is from!
- 1st Quote (Answered by Brightstar Shiner): "You turned her against me!"
- 2nd Quote (Answered by Kahteh): "Oh God, what an existance I've got; misfit employees, bums on the sidewalk, business is lousy...My life is a living heck!"
- Newest Quote: "Now there's this blind guy outside you might think is posessed, but he's just crazy."
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Faves
Favorite Toon: Where's The Cheat
Favorite Short: An Important Rap Song
Favorite Holiday Toon: Homestar Presents: Presents
Favorite TGS: #3
Favorite SBemail: your funeral
Favorite Answering Machine: #13.2
Useless Crap About Me
Pretty much everyone at my school thinks I'm cool. I'm in a band (originaly called "Shell Shock") named "Cthuhlu". I date the hottest (and stupidest) girl in school, Jillian Serrono. I come up with the weirdest crap EVER. For instance, I went to school with a long-sleeve shirt. One sleeve was up to my shoulder, the other was down. See? Crazy crap. Ok, now for your viewing eyes only, I want you to see Cthuhlu's latest song, "Tribute to Freddy Kruger". It's still in progress, so I'll update the lyrics every day until it's done. Here's what we got:
Tribute To Freddy Kruger
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Written by Lazor
Music style: Heavy Metal
