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| - | '''Blue Laser''' is an evil organization that is the sworn enemy of the [[Cheat Commandos]]. They plan to take over the planet using various schemes. Sometimes they are attacked by the Cheat Commandos, even if they are doing nothing wrong. They are a parody of [[Wikipedia:COBRA Organization|COBRA]], the principal evildoers of the [[Wikipedia:G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (TV series)|G.I. Joe]] cartoons, upon which ''Cheat Commandos Adventures'' is based. This can be seen in the fact that Blue Laser:
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| - | *Has a [[Blue Laser Commander|Commander]] with a high squeaky voice and a partially obscured face
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| - | *Threatens to blow up the ocean (as Cobra threatened to do in one G.I. Joe episode)
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| - | *Succeeds only in blowing up its own [[Blue Laser Minion|minions]]
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| - | *Fires lasers of opposite color than the heroes (in this case, blue—the same color Cobra used in the G.I. Joe cartoon)
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| - | *Wears Cobra-inspired uniforms—blue bodysuits with their organization's logo positioned on the center of the chest
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| - | Blue Laser has a fairly high-tech operation, including a [[Blue Laser Supercomputer|supercomputer]] and apparently a rather large laser tank fleet. Despite the possible technological edge that Blue Laser may have over the Cheat Commandos, they manage to fail horribly in everything they do.
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| - | ==Evil Schemes==
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| - | As an evil league of violence, Blue Laser naturally has several plans for world domination. Many of their plans also involve defeating the Cheat Commandos. These plans are never successful, as they are always foiled due to the efforts of the Cheat Commandos, as well as their own ineptitude.
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| - | *In the original [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos Commercial]], Blue Laser builds and guards a radar dish, for unknown reasons. [[Reinforcements]] destroyed the radar dish with a devastating hit from his [[Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket]] that left a sole survivor. They also had a plan to blow up the ocean, "Operation Ocean Blow", as well as a plan code-named "Operation Don't Crush Ourselves", which seems to be a standing order not to cause [[Wikipedia:Friendly fire|friendly fire]] incidents due to ineptitude. This plan also failed when [[Firebert]] detonated a mountain using TNT, causing a rockslide to crush two Blue Laser minions.
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| - | *In [[Cheat Commandos...O's]], they relocated their secret desert headquarters to [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana's backyard]], causing the Cheat Commandos to vainly search [[the desert]] for Blue Laser and suffer from exhaustion. This plan nearly succeeded, but when [[Crackotage]] dropped the Cheat Commandos a box of Cheat Commandos...O's sugar [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]], they were saved from exhaustion and were somehow led to the new hideout. Two minions were seen parachuting after a barbecue grill had exploded, parodying the way that no one would ever really die in a G.I. Joe cartoon.
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| - | *In [[Shopping for Danger]], their plan was to buy [[Grout Clean'r|cleaning products]] on Double Coupon Day at the [[Price Style]] supermarket. The Cheat Commandos speculated that with the money that Blue Laser could save from the double coupons, they could buy deadly weapons that could turn babies into gold or screw with the weather to make it snow at the beach, thus destroying beach volleyball. In actuality, Blue Laser bought the Grout Clean'r because they thought the main reason they couldn't defeat the Cheat Commandos was mildew.
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| - | *In [[Commandos in the Classroom]], the [[Blue Laser Commander]] asks Firebert to smoke some candy (a chocolate bar) with him. His "plan" fails when [[Silent Rip]] drops a smoke bomb and Firebert lays down some suppressive fire. Then, he almost gets hit by some surface-to-air antioxidant missiles, right before [[Reinforcements]] arrives.
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| - | *In [[Let us give TANKS!]], the "evil scheme," according to [[Gunhaver]], was to kidnap the Cheat Commandos and force them to sit down to dinner and pleasant conversation. He attempted to stop the plan by ambushing the party through the turkey they were planning to eat, but in actuality, the Blue Laser Commander had just invited them over for Thanksgiving dinner. Gunhaver was also invited, but Silent Rip didn't give him the invitation because he was afraid that he would do something exactly like he did. The Cheat Commandos won by default, but to add certainty to it, Gunhaver had set up a nuclear device in the oven, which detonated and blew up the [[Blue Laser Cottage]].
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| - | *In [[An Important Rap Song]], the Blue Laser Commander's "scheme" somehow involved him taking off his pants. Gunhaver told him to put his pants back on. The commander then questioned how Gunhaver could refer to the garment as pants.
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| - | ==Members==
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| - | *[[Blue Laser Commander]]
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| - | *[[Blue Laser Minion]]s
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| - | *[[Blue Laser Babies]]
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| - | *[[Blue Laser Commander's Nana]] (possibly)
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| - | ==Remarks==
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| - | *Actual [[Wikipedia:Blue laser|Blue Lasers]] are currently used for certain medical applications (e.g. corrective eye surgery), and are used prominently in the [[Wikipedia:Blu-ray_Disc_Association|Blu-ray Disc Association's]] [[Wikipedia:Blu-ray Disc|Blu-Ray]] and the [[Wikipedia:DVD_Forum|DVD Forum's]] [[Wikipedia:HD-DVD|HD-DVD]] high capacity disc formats.
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| - | == Appearances ==
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| - | *'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
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| - | *[[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
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| - | *[[Shopping for Danger]]
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| - | *[[Commandos in the Classroom]]
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| - | *[[Let us give TANKS!]]
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| - | [[Category:Cheat Commandos]][[Category:Organizations]]
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