Hooked on Decemberween

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Several Decemberween songs of the past, plus a brand-new one by Brainkrieg, appear in album form.

Page Title: Listen to it Fizz!

Transcript

{A record plays, making the same noise as the Old Timey scratch line. After a few seconds, it stops and allows you to choose from The Dethemberween Thnikkaman, Cheer Up Coach Z, Seasonal Sweaters, Homestar Runner Presents: Presents, O, Decemberween, and If I Don't Get Video Games. By default, The Dethemberween Thnikkaman plays. If you select "If I Don't Get Video Games", this happens:}

{Cut to a Teen Girl Squad paper. Brainkrieg are drawn on it.}

BRAINKRIEG BASSIST: Go.

BRAINKRIEG GUITARIST: You go.

BRAINKRIEG BASSIST: Are you even plugged in?

BRAINKRIEG GUITARIST: Hang on.

{A stoner rock riff begins to play.}

BRAINKRIEG:
If I don't get video games for Decemberween I'm gonna
Spell a cuss word on the roof with Christmas lights!
Invite Crazy Uncle Edgar over and keep his eggnog spiked!
Hang out behind the mall in a black trench coat!
Hang out in front of the mall in a black trench coat!
If I don't get video games for Decemberween!
If I don't get video games for Decemberween!

{solo}

I'm talkin about Night Vision Mode 4, Lord of Armor, Tank Driverer, and Sword Thong Gold Edition!
If I don't get video games for Decemberween!
If I don't get video games
Decemberween...

BRAINKRIEG: Jugga jigga wugga!

Fun Facts

Remarks

• Neither "O Holy Crap" (from A Holiday Greeting) nor the holiday version of "Everybody, Everybody" (from the same toon as well as on Decemberween Email Menu) are featured here.
• The Homestar Runner on the album cover sings along to "Homestar Runner Presents: Presents".

Inside References

• The format of this toon echoes that of Limozeen vs. Sloshy.
• Each of the songs either appear in, or refer to, the following Decemberween toons:
  • The Best Decemberween Ever ("O, Decemberween")
  • Decemberween In July ("Seasonal Sweaters")
  • Homestar Presents: Presents ("Homestar Runner Presents: Presents")
  • Decemberween Short Shorts ("Cheer Up, Coach Z")
  • Happy Dethemberween ("The Dethemberween Thnikkaman")
• Brainkrieg was first referenced in death metal.

External Links

• watch "Hooked on Decemberween"
• view the Flash file for "Hooked on Decemberween"
• download the ZIP file for "Dethemberween Thnikkaman"
• download the ZIP file for "Cheer Up, Coach Z"
• download the ZIP file for "Seasonal Sweaters"
• download the ZIP file for "Homestar Presents: Presents"
• download the ZIP file for "O Decemberween"
• download the ZIP file for "If I Don't Get Video Games..."
• forum thread re: Hooked on Decemberween