Hooked on Decemberween

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Toon Category: Holiday Toon
watch Twenty THANXty Six A Death-Defying Decemberween
The #1 Decemberween Jam of 2008

Several Decemberween songs of the past, plus two brand-new songs, appear in album form.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad (audio only), Marzipan (audio only), Strong Sad (audio only), Bubs (audio only), Coach Z (audio only), The Sheriff (audio only), The Cheat (audio only), Strong Mad (audio only), The King of Town (audio only), Brainkrieg

Date: Monday, December 15, 2008

Running Time: 6:58 (all songs combined)

Page Title: Listen to it Fizz!

Contents

[edit] Transcript

{The Cheat's record player appears on screen. A record plays, making the same noise as the Old Timey scratch line. After a few seconds, it stops and allows you to choose from The Dethemberween Thnikkaman, Cheer Up Coach Z, Seasonal Sweaters, Homestar Runner Presents: Presents, O, Decemberween, and If I Don't Get Video Games. By default, The Dethemberween Thnikkaman plays.}

[edit] The Dethemberween Thnikkaman

See Happy Dethemberween

[edit] Cheer Up Coach Z

See Decemberween Short Shorts

[edit] Seasonal Sweaters

See Seasonal Sweaters

[edit] Homestar Runner Presents: Presents

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Singing, the Homestar Runner on the record cover moves his mouth with his eyes open.}
Home...star Runner presents: presents.

I'm really sorry that I got you bad presents.
You should probably try and return all those bad presents.
You may be shocked to find how little you get for those bad presents.
I got 'em at the dollar store — they were fifty percent off.

I'm really sorry that I got you bad presents.
I'm really sorry that I got you bad presents.

STRONG BAD and HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Singing over the top} We're really sorry that you/I got us/you bad presents.

ALL: {Singing over the top}
We're really sorry that you got us bad presents.
We're really sorry that you got us bad presents.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Hoarse falsetto} I'm really sorry... {Clears throat, speaks} Ooh, hello, high note.

[edit] O, Decemberween

See The Best Decemberween Ever

[edit] If I Don't Get Video Games...

{Cut to a Teen Girl Squad paper. Brainkrieg are drawn on it.}

BRAINKRIEG BASSIST: Go.

BRAINKRIEG GUITARIST: You go.

BRAINKRIEG BASSIST: Are you even plugged in?

BRAINKRIEG GUITARIST: Hang on.

{A stoner rock riff begins to play.}

BRAINKRIEG:
If I don't get video games for Decemberween I'm gonna
Spell a cuss word on the roof with Christmas lights!
Invite Crazy Uncle Edgar over, keep his egg nog spiked!
Hang out behind the mall in a black trench coat!
Hang out in front of the mall in a black trench coat!
If I don't get video games for Decemberween!
If I don't get video games for Decemberween!

{solo}

I'm talkin' about Night Vision Mode 4, Lord of Armor, Tank Driverer, and Sword Thong Gold Edition!
If I don't get video games for Decemberween!
If I don't get video games
Decemberween!
Jugga jigga wugga!

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Trivia

  • "Cheer Up Coach Z" was previously downloadable as a Quote of the Week.
  • "Homestar Runner Presents: Presents" was originally the background music for the toon of the same name. The vocal version is presented here for the first time.

[edit] Remarks

  • This toon does not include the songs "O Holy Crap" (from A Holiday Greeting), the holiday version of "Everybody, Everybody" (from the same toon as well as on Decemberween Email Menu), or "Everyone's Looking" (from A Decemberween Pageant).
  • All of the MP3s are hosted on Videlectrix's website. The last time Videlectrix was used to host something other than its own sake was for hosting Non-Sequitur Champion for use in the Store.
  • Brainkrieg's lyrics talk about spelling a cuss word on the roof with Christmas lights, not Decemberween lights.
  • Strong Sad can be heard in the background of Homestar Presents: Presents, but he never gets any presents for Decemberween as he's always locked in the bathtub.
  • The Brainkrieg video uses the old Flash paper background instead of the new, photographic one. This is probably because the graphics were copied from death metal.
  • The audio quality in this toon is better than normal.

[edit] Fixed Goofs

  • In the New Stuff section of the Toons menu, this toon was once listed at the bottom of the list as well as the top.

[edit] Inside References

[edit] Real-World References

[edit] YouTube Version

  • The YouTube version of this toon does not include the video for "If I Don't Get Video Games..."; it stays at the record screen.
  • The links to the downloads are missing, for obvious reasons.

[edit] See Also

  • The visuals that appear during the Brainkrieg video.

[edit] External Links


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