@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019
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This is a list of all the @StrongBadActual Tweets from 2019.
[edit] December
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Nope on me! You're totally right! I should read my own dang cards first!
| 29 Dec 2019
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Hmm. OR I haven't made a full-on Decemberween cartoon since 2010 and you've lost a decade.
Fun Facts
| 29 Dec 2019
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That is NOT Trogdor!!
| 29 Dec 2019
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Burnination's too good for em!
| 29 Dec 2019
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Yes! Full unbridled burnination! Peasants would be set aflame and do their run-aroundy thing! Cottages set ablaze regardless of eligibility! And if you have a Keeper, Item, or previous action card that gave you AP (such as 2 Gross Beans or Smell the Daisies), you'd get to use em!
| 29 Dec 2019
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Aaahh!! Kill it!! Kill it each and every way!!
| 29 Dec 2019
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That is some premium smotin' goin' on there!!
| 28 Dec 2019
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I thought this video made an appropriate metaphor as we approach the year's end. Happy Decemberween to all and may the knife-wielding Santam'n in our lives be a little more cooperative in 2020.
Video Transcript{The Robotic Santam'n from Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack with angry eyes and knife attachements is standing in an all-green background. It plays "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" and tries to dance, but keeps falling over, so an arm keeps coming into the shot to stand it back up again.} | 24 Dec 2019
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This is great! Just know that you are prolly on some watchlist now as a result but I'm sure Coach Z would love the company!
| 23 Dec 2019
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I'm surrounded by them! There's bound to be some kinda nerd contact buzz type thing happening.
| 19 Dec 2019
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Does this mean I get to have a buncha senate meetings about trade embargoes?! OOH wait! Trade Embargo totally sounds like the name of my new favorite expanded universe character! "This is Trade Embargo from Lankosh T'wive. Saved my life at the Battle of C'Baoth's Abs."
| 18 Dec 2019
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![]() | Ahh! They made an air mattress outta my freakin tongue!
| 18 Dec 2019
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I gotta see if the Lappier can even run twitch first. Maybe Edgarware has a utility that can overclock me to the streamins level.
| 17 Dec 2019
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Don't get me wrong. I love it! I can't wait to have to answer for the issues that bebé grows up with!
| 15 Dec 2019
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Shady daycares represent!
| 15 Dec 2019
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Cause nothin says "nursery wall" like blank stare ghost man and edge-creepin green eyes munsterm'n.
| 15 Dec 2019
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![]() | Dubrowvski crystal Strong Sad b/w Santameeple Trogdor.
| 15 Dec 2019
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![]() | Acourse I know what it means! Why do ya think they censor its appearance in their advertisements! It's too unspeakable to show to impressionable viewers!
| 15 Dec 2019
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While I can't begin to fathom what ingredients put the "Jones" in Hot Jones or the "Pooey" in Hot Pooey, these recipes have to come pert dang close! Lemme know if anybody braves a taste test!
| 14 Dec 2019
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![]() | Yes. The issue is finding the right peoples who understand me and mines' unique physiologies and can translate them into 3D plushiness. There can be ONLY ONE Shark-Tooth Bubs!
Fun Facts
| 13 Dec 2019
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Ha! Nice Decemberween lyrical substitutes! And your ability to embroider on a tortilla is unequaled!
| 13 Dec 2019
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Currently exclusively from a crumpled cardboard box that was found in a closet. And there might literally be ONE of those toques.
| 11 Dec 2019
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![]() | Filthy napkin toque drawings are free to the first (1) customer(s)!
| 11 Dec 2019
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![]() | If Geddy Lee wearing me on a hat doesn't naturalize me as a Canadian citizen, I don't know what does.
Fun Facts
| 11 Dec 2019
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Of course Homestar keeps saying, "Hey Stwong Bad, I weally like your 'Mountain Man Alton Brown' beanie cap."
Fun Facts
| 11 Dec 2019
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![]() | No way! Check out the toque I'm wearing today!!
| 11 Dec 2019
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Also already done.
| 9 Dec 2019
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Been on there for a few months already.
| 9 Dec 2019
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![]() | Hooked on Decemberween is on the streamins (spotify, amazon music, apple music, deezer, etc.) complete with a new/old track! Add it to your holiday playlists to bring any get together to a screeching halt!
https://music.amazon.com/albums/B082H5F... | 9 Dec 2019
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Don't get me wrong, of course I want it to look like my pants are fangoriously devouring my abdomen! I just also wanted sharkmouth.
Fun Facts
| 9 Dec 2019
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Hey! How come I didn't get no rows of sharp fangs like great white Homestar over there?! All's I got is a pair of serrated pants!
| 9 Dec 2019
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![]() | Duh.
| 8 Dec 2019
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No way. This is AT LEAST some 2nd level beeswax.
Fun Facts
| 8 Dec 2019
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Pizz Points have no cash value and can only be redeemed in-store for additional red pepper flakes. Cakey, ancient parmesan dander is an upcharge.
| 8 Dec 2019
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![]() | Note to self: Wave arms wildly!
Fun Facts
| 7 Dec 2019
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Gotta get them sweet, sweet Europapean lobster clawmeats!
Fun Facts
| 6 Dec 2019
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Tried to fit em on the shoulders but they couldn't print em out high enough. They looked a little weird too. Get one o' them doingy antenna headbands and stick some wings on em!
| 6 Dec 2019
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![]() | Looks like its on its way to Hot Pooey territory. Or worse, on its way to:
Fun Facts
| 6 Dec 2019
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![]() | I'll say this again with an exhausted scream:
Consummate V's on Trogdor are used for teeth, spinedies, and angry eyebrows! THERE ARE NO CONSUMMATE V'S ON TROGDOR'S BODY!! ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE!! (his little scale thingies are made of regimented U's) Do these look like V's?!!
Fun Facts
| 6 Dec 2019
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![]() ![]() | Who wouldn't want this beefy arm comin' outta the back of your right shoulder blade there? Stuff from my print-on-demand store can still arrive in time for Decemberween!
teespring.com/trogdor-beefy-... | 6 Dec 2019
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![]() | Everybody knows that! Talk to Strong Sad. This is his tarot card from Halloween 2007.
| 5 Dec 2019
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![]() | Strong Sad claims this tarot reading he got this morning prognosticated the retirement of @radiolab 's Robert Krulwich but I dunno what that nerdy noise is. All's I see is a deliciously deadly boomerang repast!
| 5 Dec 2019
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Um, we're talking about Videlectrix here.
| 5 Dec 2019
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Those no-good Houghton boys are always bitin' my styles! First Trogdor and now this?! I shake my shiny boxing glove fist at them from my porch rocking chair!
| 5 Dec 2019
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![]() | Congratulations to Videlectrix! By delaying Stinkoman Level 10 for a second time, they have officially become a legit video game company! That's how the pro's do it! The company cites an internal surplus of "not working on it enough/at all" as a major contributor to the delay.
| 5 Dec 2019
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(*NOTAREALPROMOCODE is, um, not a real promo code)
| 4 Dec 2019
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![]() | Just over 12 hours left to order this crap in time for Decemberween! After that you have to settle for digital gift cards and everyone will HATE you! Use promo code NOTAREALPROMOCODE to get 0% off my butt!
homestore-runner.myshopify.com | 4 Dec 2019
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Lemme look! Oddly enough, I keep them inside an obsolete stereo!
| 4 Dec 2019
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Join the Dagrons for Trogdor Helmet night this season! $2 Sog Dogs! $3 draft cold ones! Foam beefy arms to the first 250 fans! Arrive early for a free concert by Limozeen('s old guitar tech's solo fretless bass ensemble)!
| 4 Dec 2019
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Did you buy Trogdor and still haven't played it cuz no one reads rulebooks? Or did you buy it for someone and they're super dumb? Watch this full official playthrough with me, Dumpus, Homestar, and human Mike with guest appearances by Too Much Talking Man!
| 4 Dec 2019
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Nice crocheting but I hope that pasta filled hattifattener shocks the crap out of him!
| 4 Dec 2019
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Sadly no, but if you just wait 30 years, Joshow will become a "legacy" property and get turned into a gritty animated reboot! Unless Walt's ghost boots Joshow from the vault first... which actually seems more likely.
| 4 Dec 2019
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Wow! Did Wiley Wiggins just know who I was?
| 2 Dec 2019
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Sadly the glass masters were lost when the duplication house was bought and rebought by multiple companies a decade or so ago. So re-ordering is more of a takelong.
| 2 Dec 2019
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You've cast me all all wrong. I'M the bullies that make Bastian get in the dumpster! Or maybe the creepy attic skeleton! Or that giant luck dragon syringe! Or better yet I'm just 16 year old @wileywiggins cosplaying as Atreyu while hanging out at the Emporium!
| 2 Dec 2019
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Yes. Now please use this design to animate the music video for my just-now-made-up new hit single "Suddenly turns to beef (our love)" feat. The Cheat.
| 2 Dec 2019
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The hidden answer in my response was, "it doesn't change and you should just discard that consummate v's card for 5 AP with no special powers since your Keeper already has a pretty good one." So I made up something dumb instead.
| 2 Dec 2019
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A boy and his Trog.
| 2 Dec 2019
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I like how it almost looks like my arm suddenly turns to beef behind Trogdor's body there.
| 2 Dec 2019
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![]() | It's tHybermonday! I'm s'posed to remind folks to place any Homestore orders by December 5th if you wanna get em by Decemberween (Dec. 25)! There goes the tHyberman!
(thy berman? thy dungeberman?) | 2 Dec 2019
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Or did I?!
| 2 Dec 2019
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I say we just start making "Marzipan's Answering Ma-podcast."
"Hi, this is Marzipan. Please leave me an entire podcast after the beep. And Strong Sad, no more deep dives into the members of Joy Division's footwear." BEEP!
| 2 Dec 2019
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Part of me says, "man those paper digipacks do NOT age well," but then another part of me says "whoa! that old dvd looks cool and vintage like my Frampton Comes Alive LP!"
| 2 Dec 2019
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Standinating under an elephant...
| 2 Dec 2019
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Burninating the weird spinal column thing!!
| 2 Dec 2019
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They're only 17. You can hold off crumbling to dust for another 7 months. (their voices were recorded specifically for the dvd snipppet, not way back when the toon was originally being made/unfinished)
| 2 Dec 2019
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You just call them "Turbo Consummate V's" and make tuff hot rod engine noises as you move Trogdor around. S'what I do anyways.
| 2 Dec 2019
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With all this talk of dvds and bonus feech, I thought I'd share this snippet of the classic bonus documentary "Why Come Only One Girl?" from Everything Else Vol 2. in which Homestar Runner gets attempted murdered by his maybe-relatives. homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/dv...
Video TranscriptSee the "Preshy and Rafferty" part of Why Come Only One Girl? | 1 Dec 2019
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Maybe. But rereleasing a buncha crap I made a decade or two ago is way less fun and exciting than things like new-board-game-make (which I suppose one could argue was technically a tabletop rerelease of the Trogdor arcade game so i'ma shut up).
| 1 Dec 2019
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Take it up with the publisher. I already somehow willed the comic into existence just by answering somebody's email. Haven't I done enough?!!
| 1 Dec 2019
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Yes, the problem here is a severe lack of Stiny's to re-output all the sbemails, toons, bonus content, menus, dvd Easter eggs, etc. Strong Badman shoulda cloned that guy back in issue 12 when he had the chance!
| 1 Dec 2019
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Nice detective work! Never thought to check the Quote of the Week. I just did a search for 'turkey' and it didn't come up.
| 1 Dec 2019
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No silence. I'll put all that stuff up eventually. It's just me and The Cheat so summa that stuff takes a while.
| 1 Dec 2019
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Video TranscriptSee the "Preshy and Rafferty" part of Why Come Only One Girl? | 1 Dec 2019
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Or just laziness and a complete lack of motivation.
| 1 Dec 2019 |
[edit] November
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I already dumped all my files on the Internet for free a long time ago. It's called HomestarRunner.com. Grip em and rip em!
| 30 Nov 2019
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If you're watching/playing my stuff for the canon, you might be doing it wrong.
| 30 Nov 2019
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Event sounds, dog. Event sounds.
| 30 Nov 2019
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No screen protecto. Just wraparoundo the sides-o.
| 30 Nov 2019
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hey @ja2ke, did you help with this? all good SBCG4AP roads lead to Rodkin. Roadkin? All good roadkins lead to rodkin?!
| 30 Nov 2019
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No plans to currently. DVD has been on the cusp of obsolescence for over a decade so it's been hard to commit the time and $ to re-pressing/blu-raying them, never knowing when some large corporation will decide its's time for the format to die. Hey kinda like Flash! *sniff*
| 30 Nov 2019
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Hey! Give those bagels a break! It's hard to render our 2D styles in voluptuous 3D! Charlie Browniem'n STILL hasn't figured it out and he's old as Pigpen dirt!
| 30 Nov 2019
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Where you been at the last 5 years man?! I've tweeted several half-decent things over the years added up to AT LEAST 4.5 decent!
| 30 Nov 2019
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Man! I DO NOT remember this intro to strongbad_email.exe@disc 6. Rendered in SBCG4AP style?! Karate Car 2?! The digital sands of time, they wear the edges off your memory with their sharp, square pixel edges.
Video Transcript | 30 Nov 2019
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Ok!
| 30 Nov 2019
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![]() | It's Bubs Friday! Everybody go buy some crap that you don't need for people you don't really like all that much!
homestarrunner.com/store.html | 29 Nov 2019
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It's actually this weird song I sang one Thanksgiving and now I can't remember where or how it was presented on the website. Not even the hrwiki lists it but I've had fans ask me about it. Gotta dig through some old floppies. It went:
T-give. Everybody eat a turkey. C'mon.
| 28 Nov 2019
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![]() | T-give. Everybody BE a turkey. C'mon. T-give. Everybody BE a turkey. C'mon.
| 28 Nov 2019
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T-shirts have been print-on-demand since 2014 when the attic full of all the other crap collapsed under the weight of thousands of unsold Cheat Commandos figurines.
| 25 Nov 2019
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![]() | Get the cold ones-enthusiast in your life a faux-cross stitch pillow featuring the most famous of my bogus mathematical theorems! Plus a buncha other new crap in the print-on-demand store:
teespring.com/stores/strong-... | 25 Nov 2019
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When Coach Z tries to say "ARROWED!"
| 25 Nov 2019
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Ow! My inspection certificate is on file at the front desk!!!
| 24 Nov 2019
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| 23 Nov 2019
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Sorry for the takelong! Here's a taste of this year's Fan 'Stumes. And then here's a link to the whole deal:
Thanks to everybody who still dresses up as me and my fellow dumb animal characters!!
Video TranscriptSee Fan 'Stumes 2019, only up to the first costume. | 23 Nov 2019
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![]() | Mmmmmmmaybe. A few lucky types got prototype versions at GenCon this year but it's totally untested currently. I would not hold breath and instead hold horses.
| 15 Nov 2019
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![]() ![]() | Unused Peasant Ideas:
-the double-beef peasant sounds like a delicious burger that Trogdor would devour -the belt-fed Gatling Peasant woulda been a formidable foe for the Burninator | 14 Nov 2019
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It's what I do! Sorta! 'Cept also with cool explosions and slow-mo punches somehow!
| 13 Nov 2019
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Yes! The answer is yes! Plans! Followed soon after by some actions!
| 12 Nov 2019
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Isn't that GREAT?!!
| 10 Nov 2019
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Grumbledown Strong Bad comes with everything you see here. *Grumbleaction Carrot sold separately
| 8 Nov 2019
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![]() | "Teh Ch8t easily bypassed the Videlectrix outer core with his custom 28.8 Totaltronics holocraunch sim-dogger. I stayed jacked in to the mainframe with my sawed-off Atari taze-chuk aimed at the door in case the 'Trix decided to get cute with their Good Graphics Clones."
| 7 Nov 2019
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Tell me the truth though, you kiiinda wished there was a delicious, Naples-style gourmet Trog-pizza inside that cool black box though, right?
| 7 Nov 2019
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Same place it always is. A couple weeks after Halloween.
| 7 Nov 2019
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Many agreements!
| 6 Nov 2019
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Here's a little bonus scene from "Strong Bad's Ghost Enters the Homestar Runner, Thereby Possessing him Demonically."
Video Transcript{The cover of Strong Bad's Ghost Enters The Homestar Runner, Thereby Possessing Him Demonically is shown. The page turns. A smug The Homestar Runner stands at a podium in the storybook field, being presented a star-shaped trophy by Coach Zee.} STRONG BAD: {narrating} And just before he accepted a lifetime achievement award for being a terrific athlete... {Tiny-Handed Strong Bad's ghost floats in from the left} STRONG BAD: Strong Bad's ghost entered the Homestar Runner, possessing him demonically. {Strong Bad's ghost enters The Homestar Runner, who looks concerned for a moment before turning green and gaining horns, fangs, Strong Bad's mask pattern, and a scowl.} THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: {distorted voice} HOLY CRAP!! HOLY CRAAAP!! {He starts vomiting eyeballs into Coach Zee's hand} COACH ZEE: That's it. Let it out there, son. A little eyeball barf is a perfectly natural side effect of extreme try-harding. STRONG BAD: Said Coach Z juuuust a little too comfortably. | 6 Nov 2019
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Aw man! The 'Trix rejected my idea for "Strong Bad's Downpuncher" years ago!! They missed out! They better get on "Dangeresque: Looks Like I'm Gonna Have to Endless JuuuUUUUump!" right away!
| 4 Nov 2019
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Strong Bad's Secret Collect Downpuncher Deluxe!!
| 4 Nov 2019
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Just in time for dumb holiday sales, the basic version of Trogdor!! The Board Game has been put a-sale for $30 bucks!
homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/fr... | 4 Nov 2019
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I can't decide if I am proud of this or not.
| 2 Nov 2019
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So... many... incredible/terrible/obscure costumes... must. not. crack wise. on twitter. must... save... snark... for... fan costume commentary... cartoon... in a couple... weeeeeks!
| 1 Nov 2019 |
[edit] October
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Definitely a first! Erweenga finally gets its due!
Fun Facts
| 30 Oct 2019
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And here's a flash version for those of you that don't like to be able to press pause!
homestarrunner.com/ween19.html
| 30 Oct 2019
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Gather round, short children! It's a new Halloween cartoon!
| 30 Oct 2019
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Trogdor the Embroidenated! He lasts so long because he feeds on alligators, penguins, tigers, and polo players and their snooty steeds!
| 26 Oct 2019
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Technically this counts. Your social media marketing dressed up as Homestar characters I guess?! Mostly you get points for that adorable The Cheat kitty. I am definitely making him wear a li'l bandana from now. He's a roguish scampdrel!
| 26 Oct 2019
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Do NOT let that punkin out of your bafroom!!!
| 26 Oct 2019
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![]() | Don't forget to tweet me your fantastic/terrible H⭐️R-related Halloween costumes so I can repudiate them at a later date! (thanks to these peeps who put bowls on their heads and sent me the pic a few years ago)
| 25 Oct 2019
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Halloween 2019 Silhouette Teaser!
Video Transcript | 22 Oct 2019
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![]() | SooooOOOOOOooon!
| 21 Oct 2019
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You captured "Strong Sad in Agony Whilst Brushing his Teeth" perfectly!
| 20 Oct 2019
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Peoples keep showing me these unearthed 'Reverse Cup' trophies from that Mario-C Pro-Am game saying they look like Homestar and now this is all I keep hearing in my head:
Video Transcript | 20 Oct 2019
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![]() | Oh man! The dreaded pre-con contort! Come demo Trogdor with me @MultiverseCon today at 2:30! multiversecon.org
| 19 Oct 2019
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![]() | Oops, wrong frame of animated gif. HERE's the horrors:
| 19 Oct 2019
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![]() | That's not what Marshie with a body looks like. It's MUUUUCH worse!!
| 19 Oct 2019
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Me?! You're the awesome one willing to have their flesh permanently gouged with ink in the shape of my adorable counterpart! I only briefly flirted with the idea of having BETHANY branded onto my forehead.
| 16 Oct 2019
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This is, of course, a reference to everyone's favorite guest conductor whisper-walla:
| 16 Oct 2019
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THIS is what I'm tawgnabout! Faceless The Cheat tattoos will make even the most mundane lemon perusal an activity to remember!
| 16 Oct 2019
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Paint Daubs: the scourge of Pumpkin Days everywhere.
| 16 Oct 2019
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ATL and southeastern-types! I'll be @MultiverseCon in Atlanta this weekend! Come play Trogdor!! The Board Game with me and my wrinkly puppet neck! More info here: multiversecon.org #Multiverse2019
| 16 Oct 2019
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Yes!! I can't wait to barfa buncha peasants to their eternal doom!
| 15 Oct 2019
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Is this FOR REAL?!! A King of Town tattoo?!! This has to be the only one of these in existence. You get points for reckless individuality I suppose?
| 15 Oct 2019
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I would not recommend sharing anything with that man.
| 9 Oct 2019
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This fan gif is totally accurate! I always bounce 8 times before unleashing my vicious right barely-punch! It's devastating to any and all Strong Sad shoulders unfortunate enough to be within range!
| 9 Oct 2019
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The Cheat takes us all to the Creepo Depot with his animation for today's #inktober2019day8 #frail.
| 8 Oct 2019
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Ah, nothing heralds the coming of autumn like the smell of NO PAINT DAUBS!!
| 7 Oct 2019
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Legend has it that Valoo and Trogdor used to lay waste together on Tueday evenings! That sounds way grosser than it should!
| 7 Oct 2019
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Ugh! This is the time of year when the King of Town spreads pumpkin malaise on friggin EVERYTHING he eats!
| 7 Oct 2019
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![]() | Just found these .wbmp files from a proposed WAP site from nigh on 20 years ago! Dang, Ericsson! Looks like it woulda been a pile-a-minute!
| 7 Oct 2019
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Hmm. Sounds like somebody's holdin' out on you. It's always been all 12 characters.
| 3 Oct 2019
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![]() | 3 o' dems.
| 3 Oct 2019
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![]() | I Inktobulated! #bait #inktoberday3
| 3 Oct 2019
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![]() | That is all.
| 3 Oct 2019
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Six and Twelve!
| 3 Oct 2019
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No but if you drop the Homestar one into warm water it might make it pee its meeple pants. Er, meep its mants? Peep its stamp? Meepeep its peeplants.... there we go.
| 3 Oct 2019
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I would recommend only stacking 'em to the rafters. Mmmmmmaybe the treetops if you're feeling friskles.
| 3 Oct 2019
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The Cheat is always poking his sharp muzzle/headtip/anvil point thing right in my neck! How'd you know?
| 3 Oct 2019
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These are NOT Halloween candy! Do not eat them for fun nor profit! But feel free to drop them into whatever tabletop shenanigans in which you find yourself embroiled.
| 3 Oct 2019
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I will accept that.
| 2 Oct 2019
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Tweet me out so nice to this here style right here!
| 2 Oct 2019
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NO PAINT DAUBS!!
| 2 Oct 2019
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Nice!! What's your recipe for Cheatcakes? The Cheat says a pinch of freshly grated baldric is the key but I'm pretty sure he made that spice up.
| 1 Oct 2019
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Ah, the cross-universe/cross-property love of the suffix -ulon.
| 1 Oct 2019
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That'd be called The Corn of Creamulon Deep: SRC (submersible research commodity)
| 1 Oct 2019
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![]() | I've been wanting to draw this ever since I chucked that can of creamed corn at Gron Sad.
| 1 Oct 2019 |
[edit] September
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Never from the void! Peasant spawning always comes from Trogdor's health which is a weird symbiotic relationship that's gross and pretty disturbing if you think about it. Strong Sad wrote a song about peasant spawning even (track 6):
| 24 Sep 2019
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The Rulebook Album I made to teach folk how to play Trogdor!! The Board Game is now also on the various streamulated services. Feat. Limozeen, sloshy, Taranchula, Coach Z, even Strong Sad somehow!
| 19 Sep 2019
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I wish it were up to me! How bout I just make a virtual reality game called "Dange-VR-esque: The Mighty Oak Has Fallen And OH Look Out It's Falling Directly On You Because This Is VR!!" instead?
| 19 Sep 2019
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OR simply The Fudgemuda Triangle: a pile of the wreckage of desserts that attempted to navigate through it.
| 19 Sep 2019
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A Dessert So Dense Not Even Light Can Escape Its Pull
| 19 Sep 2019
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Some random Kickstarter promoshe! I don't know these peeps but check out this game Savior from @WestonPDX! It lets you WALL JUMP ON A GIANT HAMMER GUY'S FACE!! And here I thought ledge-dangle was the best side-scrollies had to offer! Pledge it up here: kck.st/2ZN5xSi
| 19 Sep 2019
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(I know it's way more than just phone-style support. didn't mean to lessen your hard work! I was referring to my janky ol' website as being the same)
| 19 Sep 2019
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Soon! ALL the dumbest traxx will be uploaded and applauded!
| 18 Sep 2019
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This is important work you're doing! It's like you're six jillion dollar manning me...
A website barely alive. We can rebuild it. We have the technology. We can make it preh much exactly like it was 'cept now it'll work on phones.
| 18 Sep 2019
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![]() | I'll see your ceiling fan and raise you a beaded curtain!
| 18 Sep 2019
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But what news of the contrast dial, man?! What news?! How will anyone be able to watch sbemails without the pointless ability to tint the screen blue?!!
| 18 Sep 2019
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Never before have four slightly different shades of orange conveyed so much long-sought, hard-fought glory and triumph!
| 17 Sep 2019
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I'm pretty sure the part about the unicorn, the trumpets wailing, and pensive smiles are just lyrics from Limozeen's unfortunately spelled ballad "Mid-evil Layday (lemme be your wylde squire)."
| 17 Sep 2019
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![]() | Oh Thy Dungeondang! @JanelleCShane is proving that it takes a neural net to write a text adventure as frustrating as the real thing! Videlectrix should hire this A.I.!
| 17 Sep 2019
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![]() | You mean a riveting game where you collect UPC symbols from Cheat Commandos toys and trade them for mail-order-only exclusive playsets so you can destroy Blue Laser?!!
| 17 Sep 2019
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Ah gotcha. Well I'm glad you dig the game! And if I move enough Trog-units and diversify my bottom lines and quantitate my overheads, maybe I can do a reprint!
| 16 Sep 2019
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Wait, why is that a bummer?
| 16 Sep 2019
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These are the extra leftovers from the Kickstarter!
| 16 Sep 2019
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You got to be a part of the soft launch that was for folks who asked to be notified when we were selling it to the public at large. This is the hard rollout followed by a semi-solid marketing push divided by a mushy fire sale wrapped up with a stale corporate buyout! Bizness!
| 16 Sep 2019
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At long last, I hereby unleash Trogdor!! The Board Game FOR SALE unto the masses! Buy the burnination here:
homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/tr...
| 16 Sep 2019
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Ha! Good point-out! That was definitely not intentional but I think the more things in the world that we all see a little Tompkins in, the better!
| 14 Sep 2019
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It's an evidence photo. I think he's mounting a civil suit.
| 14 Sep 2019
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Hey but it looks like your rage quit was successful! That's the best way to "lose" at Trogdor!
| 14 Sep 2019
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It's just a twitter weirdness issue. Go into the app or on the website and it'll work. Also it's on Amazon Music and Apple Music and some-a the other ones too.
| 14 Sep 2019
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![]() | It's a new day and everything is back to normal. The creamed corn cease fire has been lifted!
| 13 Sep 2019
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This is fantastic! I hope no explanations were given to weirded-out in-laws.
| 12 Sep 2019
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Strong Sad's @danieljohnston tribute. I just couldn't bring myself to throw creamed corn at him like I planned.
Video Transcript{Strong Bad uncovers the lens of a camera, which is recording footage of a silhouetted Strong Sad from just outside the room. He is playing the piano. The camera unfocuses and refocuses.} STRONG SAD: {singing} The colors The red is strong {Strong Sad sits up straight.} STRONG SAD: {singing} {Strong Sad breaks down weeping. The camera pans to the floor as the video ends.} Fun Facts
| 13 Sep 2019
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It's a secret, remember! Not its own song!
| 12 Sep 2019
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There are weird limits on compilations and various artists albums. So I just took all the credit. I think I can re-upload them as singles with the correct artist names.
| 11 Sep 2019
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Prolly shoulda mentioned that it's on Amazon and Apple Music too. 'Streamins' was meant to refer to all thems.
| 11 Sep 2019
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It's just a weird twitter thing. If you have the Spotify app or go to the website it should work. Apple Music and Amazon Music too.
| 11 Sep 2019
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There were weird limits on compilations and various artists albums so I just took credit for it all myself.
| 11 Sep 2019
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They're comin!
| 11 Sep 2019
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It does that for me too. I think it's a weird twitter thing. Try it in the app or website proper maybe?
| 11 Sep 2019 🔗
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Should be on there soon.
| 11 Sep 2019
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It's just a weird Twitter thing I think. I get the same weird message when I click on it now. Try it straight from the app/website mebbe.
| 11 Sep 2019
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Wha?! I didn't know that was a thing! It's prolly Bubs throttlin' me down!
| 11 Sep 2019
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I finally caught up to 2011 and put Strong Bad Sings on the streamins! With more jams to come! Stream it up, stream it down!
| 11 Sep 2019
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That ad's got rotatey wireframe computer graphics so you KNOW it's legit!
| 11 Sep 2019
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Ooh! That reminds me, I should totally sell the shirt that surfer kid wears that says "kid" on it.
| 10 Sep 2019
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![]() | Even the SCQTV port of Secret Collect got gripping animated cutscenes in between levels, ripped right from its terrible Saturday morning cartoon! Collect, collect, collehhhhct!
| 10 Sep 2019
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![]() | This is what "fullscreen video cutscenes" meant in the CD-ROM version of Stinkoman 20X6 for the short-lived Videlectrix SCQTV (lovingly pronounced "Skewty Vee"). Which actually stood for Super-Compressed QuickTime Videos. Nothing like watching grainy cartoons in a tiny box!
| 10 Sep 2019
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I will answer with a firm "prolly."
| 8 Sep 2019
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No copies of the game come with the Homestar meeples included. Those were a separate add-on and will only be sold in the Homestar online store once we start selling the leftover Kickstarter copies of the game.
| 6 Sep 2019
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I still prefer this guy:
🛳 🚨 🍶
| 6 Sep 2019
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They stole one of The Cheat's skin-molts! Usually we just crumple those up under the sink with the rest of the plastic grocery bags.
| 6 Sep 2019
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More like thank YOU for purchasing my 16 year-old figurines! I also have an 18-year old can of minced meat! It's even more vintage!
| 5 Sep 2019
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![]() | I have been corrected that apparently I DID sell these like over a decade go and completely forgot! Thanks to those who bought em back then for reminding me! It's even on hrwiki.org! Well, er, um, uh... TGS Hoodies are BACK! REBOOT! RELAUNCH! SOFT OPEN! COLD SAMMICH!
| 4 Sep 2019
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Ha! I completely forgot! It's even right there on the Homestar wiki! We even sold a "My Baby Got Stole By A Bear Holding A Shark" hoodie at one point apparently! I defdon't remember that one at all! Well, TGS hoodies are back! I guess!
| 4 Sep 2019
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How did I never sell Teen Girl Squad hoodies before? Well, I do now:
| 4 Sep 2019
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So @SpilledBees got an amazing Bear Holding a Shark tattoo. Let's see if it makes a good substitute for the real thing.
| 3 Sep 2019
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My favorite jam back in the day was Coach Z for presi-
| 3 Sep 2019
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Old Man Rub, represent represent-sent. Trog-Board Game, represent represent-sent.
Fun Facts
| 3 Sep 2019
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See here:
| 2 Sep 2019
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Freakin me out man!!
| 2 Sep 2019
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That is fantastic! But not half as fantastic as that mustard yellow rotary phone in the background of this picture!! A win for Trogdor AND analog telecommunications!
| 2 Sep 2019
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![]() | AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
| 2 Sep 2019
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Tweetin' Ain't Workin' (said some current terrible country singer probably)
| 2 Sep 2019
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The Cheat tried to license em but the bowling overlords didn't like the idea of their patrons imagining their pins as being full of tiny skeletons and guts and pints of bloodspray.
| 2 Sep 2019
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In honor of being lazy on this fine Labor Dabor, I'ma just retweet one of my fav easter eggs The Cheat ever done.
| 2 Sep 2019
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I said YET. Puppet Homestar incept date: 9/03. Puppet Me incept date 1/05.
| 2 Sep 2019
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The non-loafing will never cease! As for advice, never try to put entire intact pine branches down the garbage disposal. It makes a really awesome sound and will definitely overpower the gross 3 weeks-old dirty dishes smell but you can kiss your security deposit gone-bye.
| 2 Sep 2019
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I didn't have no puppet yet back then! It's not my fault!
| 2 Sep 2019
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They did. It sold out.
store.thirduncle.com/album/air-sea-...
| 2 Sep 2019
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![]() | Items can only be used and recharged on your turn (unless somebody's playing as The Cheat. then anything can happen!).
| 1 Sep 2019
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I say frothtrocity, do you know the times?!
| 1 Sep 2019 |
[edit] August
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You didn't even have to use roach foggers at all?
| 31 Aug 2019
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A Trogdouroboros?!
| 31 Aug 2019
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Not bad. That's as concise an explainer as I've seen. Mine always devolve into tangents about parapets and 5.25" diskettes.
| 31 Aug 2019
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Hey, @AmyRobinsonVO, your husband did an okay job putting my likeness on your surgery toe (or surgerito) but I went ahead and spruced it up for him. With horrifying results.
Video Transcript | 31 Aug 2019
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Yes. Surely there's a terrifying algorithm that can sample the hours and hours of gravelvoice I have recorded over the years to create such an AI. Then we can also have it check another 200 sbemails for me and I can watch from the safety of this concrete bunker.
| 28 Aug 2019
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Highly doubtful. I made that game with a buncha awesome humans that all moved on to other stuff. I'll prollly make my own dang games anyway.
| 28 Aug 2019
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Nope! Game ends in victory as soon as the win conditions are fulfilled. Sometimes it sneaks up on ya!
| 27 Aug 2019
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Sadly never! These have been on sale on HomestarRunner.com since 2003. I thought 16 years was ample time! Sorry we missed ya!
| 27 Aug 2019
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Um... I just wannit to be a cookie. So's I can eat it.
| 27 Aug 2019
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Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't the original color of this hoodie black? Not barf gravy gray? Looks like it's been sitting in the rear windshield of an 82 Cutlass Supreme for a decade or so.
| 27 Aug 2019
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Sounds good to me! 360 gram colored vinyl? Picturedisc? Double LP gatefold with Frampton Comes Alive style pinup of me? Might have to actually collab with my whiny little brother for nerdy vinyl advice.
| 24 Aug 2019
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That's okay! That's what he's there for!
| 23 Aug 2019
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![]() ![]() | Same type deal here.
| 23 Aug 2019
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Attempted
| 23 Aug 2019
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Crapwhoa!! Sold out already! You guys aren't messin around. Um... what else do we need to unload?! I got only 300 back issues of Fret Magic magazine! There's just 150 (k) of Strong Mad's student loans left! Uh, only 75 months of payments left on the gremlin!
| 23 Aug 2019
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I was hoping that somebody would find a box fulla series 2 in a warehouse somewhere but alas they are gone forev-evs.
| 23 Aug 2019
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![]() | Whoacrap! I just found out there's only like 150 of these figurinestyles left! I gots NO plans to make more of these and the molds for them are lost to time anyway. Buy em up Dan before they're all gone!
homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/to... | 23 Aug 2019
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So ding close! Yet so dang far! Remember which of the 3 cottages that one is so next time it can be personal!!
| 22 Aug 2019
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Now that's how you The Cheat!
| 22 Aug 2019
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Because it means nothing and I am too awesome for it anyway!
| 21 Aug 2019
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Trogdor emerging from one of those gross slimy cocoon egg things, right? Dripping with vespers and limelight? Anybody?!
| 20 Aug 2019
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Totally! We're just making sure the backers get their copies first. Watch this space in the coming weeks:
| 19 Aug 2019
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Whoa! You may be the first people to actually take his advice and make one of these! He'll be so proud when I throw a full box of cereal at him in 12 seconds! I mean, when I tell him!
| 18 Aug 2019
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THIS is the proper way to snack-do on Trogdor game night!!
| 18 Aug 2019
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This intrigues me. I would love to avoid having to slather the website in Hypertext Markup Lotion 5.
| 18 Aug 2019
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Definitely the first (and most likely only) fan art of this kind!
| 17 Aug 2019
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Ha!! Maybe The Cheat has been doing some secret voice work on the side! "I can Finish Him! I can do it 9 times!!"
| 16 Aug 2019
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And more like thank YOU!
| 16 Aug 2019
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![]() | You are quite dang welcome!
| 16 Aug 2019
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You think that's what gamer-nerd grandmas are gonna be saying in 20 years? "Why you are just cute as a meeple, young person! You make me feel I ought to plum roll for initiative!"
| 16 Aug 2019
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I think I have always loved it. I never thought cellos and fire would be my thing but it turns out I'm a fan! Same with fine wines and industrial demolition, rare cheeses and vulture frenzies— uh oh, I think I just invented my latest publication.
| 16 Aug 2019
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![]() | This thing rules!! I love how the cockpit gives me automatic fangs! And maybe... a retainer? Makes sense. I would imagine that galactic space fangs would cause some dental malocclusion.
| 15 Aug 2019
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So close!! Here's hoping a peasant inside that stupid last cottage forgets about their pizza rolls and starts a kitchen fire that burns the whole place down. Ooh! Sounds like a needless expansion pack!!
| 13 Aug 2019
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It blows my mind that SBCG4AP made any sense to people that didn't know my styles beforehand. I'm so glad it served as a gateway! And don't worry, Trogdor will be available to the gen pop soon! Mebbe end of Aug?
| 12 Aug 2019
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The more ye searcheth for canon in mine universe, the less canon ye shall findeth.
| 11 Aug 2019
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That Die Hard guy is a pretty solid "looks like I'm gonna have to juuuump"-er. 'Cept he's more like "looks like I'm gonna have to tie a firehose around me and probably ignore most laws of phyyyysiiiiics!!"
| 11 Aug 2019
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YOU @markdarin! You are the reason I finally got to bring Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective to life! I choke up every time I watch Dadgeresque's final scene! For this, I am eternally grape fuel.
| 11 Aug 2019
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Oh man! I hope my meeple represented Family Matters Dad Who Sits In The Car and Has A Dead Guy Fall On Said Car! I'm assuming that character's a big part of the game, no?
| 11 Aug 2019
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So psyched you finally got yours! Thanks for all your horses holding! Hope you dig the game! Don't forget the Soundboard and Rulebook EP located here:
trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com
| 11 Aug 2019
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I play where Path O Burnination does wraparound (since it uses a Movement Card) but the Flip Em Ups or Shot Put only wraparound if you are playing as Stonklar (who all the time has wraparound movement). And then of course Trogdor's Fiery Rage always gets wraparoundy on ya.
| 11 Aug 2019
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So sorry Stephen! I'm seeing that other Toron-tauns have received theirs so hopefully yours will be coming soon! Backer number doesn't determine anything as far as the fulfillment companies go. We're all just a buncha walking zip codes to those people.
Fun Facts
| 8 Aug 2019
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I keep trying to invent "unlimited time, money, & resources" so I can do things like this but it's like alchemy! So far all I've been able to conjure up is "The Cheat go get a small steak sandwich for me," which, admittedly, IS progress.
| 8 Aug 2019
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Ooh! "Mouth Abs" should be a new Item of Trogdor you can get!
USE: Once per turn, Trogdor can Strong Talk his way out of one bad thing happening (peasant going to the void, knight damaging you, knight repairing cottage, etc.). RECHARGE: When someone at the table does 50 sit-ups.
| 8 Aug 2019
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Nope! They'll be lost to time or 15 year old dvds! Better go click em up now before it's too late!
| 8 Aug 2019
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That's been in there since like 2011, man! Back when "creative mode" was just a literal sandbox in some programmer's backyard.
| 7 Aug 2019
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That may be the most boring thing I've ever tweeted. Apologies.
| 6 Aug 2019
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Just to set the correct expectations, the game won't be for sale right when the store goes back up. Had to reorganize in preparation for it. We still gotta wait for the Kickcheater backers to get their copies.
| 6 Aug 2019
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Aw crap! Didn't know your handle to @ you or tag you! Thanks for being so awesome!
| 5 Aug 2019
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Crap! Shoulda made it say "Ale with Apple, Peach, and PAUNCHBERRY" at the bottom of the can there.
| 5 Aug 2019
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![]() | They just need to tweak the name a bit.
| 5 Aug 2019
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![]() | Thanks to all @Gen_Con that played or picked up Trogdor @GTGamesLLC booth including these 2 awesome burninated peasants (not sure what's up with the middle one's skater flop flames tho)! Had so many good rounds! Chanting VOIP like mindless cultists! Old Man Rub! Bagels happened!
| 5 Aug 2019
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Probably doesn't even say-a-like FROOSH when you open it up!
| 5 Aug 2019
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Sounds like Limozeen's theme from an 80's Trogdor kids' movie where an unpopular young boy named Smartimer finds Trogdor in his backyard with a broken beef. He nurses him back to health and Trogdor teaches the whole 4th grade to breakdance thus learning some crap about tolerance!
| 4 Aug 2019
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The leftovers from the Kickcheater will go up for sale online soon! Watch this page:
trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/index.html
| 4 Aug 2019
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Available Soon! Keep watching this page for more info:
trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/index.html
| 4 Aug 2019
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![]() | Last day @Gen_Con! Come play or buy Trogdor!! The Board Game with Puppet Me or maybe Mike @GTGamesLLC booth #1241 off and on from 10-3!!
| 4 Aug 2019
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Sacks of cash! Bags of gold! Slideable plastic cards!
| 4 Aug 2019
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![]() | Peoples at @Gen_Con! I'm demoing and hawking (hocking?) Trogdor at @GTGamesLLC booth #1241 today from 10-12:30! Come get burninated your own dang self!
| 3 Aug 2019
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Yup! And a li'l bit Sunday too!
| 2 Aug 2019
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![]() | Ok @Gen_Con let's do this! Sellin' and demoin' Trogdor at @GTGamesLLC booth #1241 under the giant spinning six-sided die!
| 2 Aug 2019 |
[edit] July
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![]() | Real world types! I will be @Gen_Con this weekend! Humans Mike & Matt will be demoing Trogdor!! The Board Game with Puppet Me at the @GTGamesLLC booth #1241 at various random times Fri, Sat, & Sun! Come on by and help burninate some peasants! (pic from a vid by @divisionten thx!)
| 31 Jul 2019
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I'll ONLY sign copies of "TIME Magazine The Game" and those 70's copies of "Mastermind" with that evil villain and his femme fatale on the box! (yes to signing other stuff)
Fun Facts
| 31 Jul 2019
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He sure does! Lead that jerk astray all you like!
| 31 Jul 2019
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Those human schlubs don't deserve hi-res but thanks for the offer!
| 31 Jul 2019
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Demoing and sellin' limited copies of Trogdor!! The Board Game @GTGamesLLC booth #1241! I might wander a bit! I may even ROVE!
| 31 Jul 2019
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Ahhh!! Passenger seat jibblies with a side of automotive safety!
| 31 Jul 2019
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In his meeple form I feel like Homsar's head looks even more like a luxury, two-porthole yacht than usual.
| 31 Jul 2019
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Looks like Trogdor's discount cousin... Econo-dor the Bargainator!!
| 30 Jul 2019
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What was it? Link don't work and I don't got no Facebroach!
| 27 Jul 2019
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Naw, I just been makin a board game the last 2 years. There'll be more sbemails. Think of them as wadded up cash you find in a coat pocket that first brisk autumn morning, coffee in one hand, satchel full of letters slung 'cross your back (you're a mailman in this example).
| 27 Jul 2019
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![]() | I do approve! Especially if you're dipping that knight in some ranch before his movements!
| 27 Jul 2019
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![]() | It's like Xeriouxly Forxe Marshie had a baby with the USB Dongle Goblin!
| 26 Jul 2019
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Maybe someday. But the Trog-game has kept me so busy, I haven't had time to slather hypertext markup lotion 5 on every game yet. Let's just go straight to consoles anyway! Woo! Gimme 2 years to learn Unity or somecrap!
| 25 Jul 2019
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As much as I hate everything Strong Sad says, it brings me craploads of joy to hear so many people quoting him when their board games arrive!
| 24 Jul 2019
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Exactly! That's the one upside to having an empty Trog-Meter. It's a treacherous line to walk if you dare! Strong Sad's whiny song can help you remember:
homestarrunner.com/songs/rulebook...
| 24 Jul 2019
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Correct! Only the Disk of Healing has that power (all 1.44mb of it)!
| 24 Jul 2019
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Yes to both of these! Discussions only! No plans!
| 24 Jul 2019
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Nice! Good luck little Trog-reaper! Here's hoping he burninates some local chili cook-offs maybe! Oh man! Now I gotta start working on the Trog-Reaper expansion for the Trogdor board game!!
| 24 Jul 2019
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Not currently. There are extras but they're mostly for replacing damaged/missing parts. Once all backers have their games, if there are still complete sets of plastic miniatures left, we might sell those in the online Homestar store. Currently that's looking like Aug-Sep maybe?
| 24 Jul 2019
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You can only spawn the one peasant then. They never come outta the Void. Strong Sad wrote a whiny song about it if you need help remembering:
homestarrunner.com/songs/rulebook...
| 24 Jul 2019
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Nope! My dialog is fixed firmly in the aughts. It's actually an inoperable medical condition!
| 24 Jul 2019
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Good call! Old Man Rub adds just the right amount of chaos to a game of Trogdor. It has the same effect on dinner parties!
| 23 Jul 2019
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Aw dang!! So close! That's pretty good with Hardybardy in your lineup. Put that guy on waivers! Or the DL! Or, um... the sports punishment... place.
Fun Facts"Sports punishment place" is a Nondescript Noun, referring to the penalty box. | 23 Jul 2019
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By hardest version, do you mean the one where you drink low carb cold ones while you play? Or were you talking about the Keepers and Items you used? (I joke!)
| 23 Jul 2019
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The Rulebook EP we made is highly recommended!
trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/rulebookEP.html
| 23 Jul 2019
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No need for unspeakable things! Let's keep things in the "speakable" realm! We are looking into another production run of the game right now but methinks you will be able to get a copy of the game if you want one.
| 23 Jul 2019
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Kickcheater backers are being bombarded with it currently. The leftover copies will be sold in the online store starting mid August maybe? Watch this space:
| 22 Jul 2019
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You sure you wanna use that name for your flavortaste? When Trogdor tries to "whisper" it just results in pounds of smoked sliced brisket flopping out of his mouth. Is this good marketing for your sparkle juice?
| 22 Jul 2019
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Bobs bobs?! Pumbs? I don't know what to call it! Check out our FAQ for info and let us know if they don't separate well or get damaged in the process. I figure wet paint is prolly the culprit but you can never fully dismiss the possibility of witchcraft.
trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/rules.html#shi...
| 22 Jul 2019
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Total! I'll be creepin round @GTGamesLLC
boothroom off and on starting Friday I think.
| 22 Jul 2019
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That sucks! Go to the FAQ page and check out how to report a damaged game component. Maybe his armor got too hot from standing on burninated ground and then he jumped in the lake with all his armor still on as a dare and the temp change shock was too much.
trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/rules.html#shi...
| 22 Jul 2019
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That is awesome!! But it's not awesome if you really didn't get a flame helmet in your game box! Head to our FAQ to learn how to report it so we can get you the proper burnination!! So sorry! trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/rules.html#shi...
| 21 Jul 2019
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It's all one of those "false sense of security lulls" so it doesn't spoil Trogdor's Fiery Rage on page 12! Which I totally just spoiled! Lemme go back to my original 800 page rulebook and see if I can find my original page 516 draft for ya.
| 21 Jul 2019
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Definitely! I recommend having a few cold ones and screaming "The HVAC is full of box tops, Maggie!!" at the top of your lungs between songs during the show.
| 21 Jul 2019
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Congrats!! Looks like somebody burninated their taco meat and shredded cheese (or squash zoodles?) too! That's a great combo!
| 21 Jul 2019
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Once all the KickCheater backers get their copies, we'll sell the extras in the online store. Watch this space in mid August maybe?
| 21 Jul 2019
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Those meeps were a BackerKit add-on in case you had extra money to burninate. If there are extras after all the backers get their rewards, we'll sell em in the Homestar online store.
| 21 Jul 2019
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Nice choice playing with DAGRON! Brother Graw Mad will be so proud/not really know what I'm talking about when I tell him!
| 20 Jul 2019
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Sorry to hear about the take-long! Here's a Strong Bad exclusive chaos rule you can play with as a reward for your patience:
-if the archer shoots THROUGH an already-burninated cottage, the arrow catches fire and burninates all tiles, peasants, and cottages in its remaining path
| 19 Jul 2019
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Yes! I suppose I should change my account name to one of those SOON arrows pointing to Generic Conferencing (which is what I assume (GenCon's full name is). Find me @GTGamesLLC
room/booth!
| 19 Jul 2019
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Don't fret! There are still some thousands to send out! US shipping is supposed to take the rest of July. EU/UK shipping just started this week and Canada/Asia shipping start next week. YOU'RE NOT ALONE! Hold on my friend!
| 19 Jul 2019
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So psyched you like! Thanks for supporting my variegated styles!
| 19 Jul 2019
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Dear everyone,
Hold out for someone that hugs you the way Storm hugs a Trogdor board game. -SB
| 18 Jul 2019
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Once all backers get their copies, the extras will go on sale in the Homestar Runner online store. Sometime in August probably?
| 18 Jul 2019
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That's a perfect way to receive your game! We tried to balance it so that most wins are close shaves and most losses are near misses! You've got your first close shave win and you haven't even opened the box!
| 18 Jul 2019
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Thank you for liking my style for so long and for supporting the game! You should definitely bring in that custom statue of me to wreck shop at the end of the game if Troggie can't get the job done!
| 18 Jul 2019
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"Oh, Trogdor! I didn't hear you knock. Would you like to come in for some soft focus and pea gravel?"
| 18 Jul 2019
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This is a legit way to play the game! Carry on!
| 18 Jul 2019
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![]() | You mean beefy, sorta feet-have The Cheat?
| 18 Jul 2019
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Just one peasant of damage. The Archer does NOT cause damage when he lands on or intersects with Trogdor like Knights. He'd do his movements, shoot his arrows North across the board, hitting Trogdor just the one time. ARROWED! Truly.
| 18 Jul 2019
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You can download em all for free right here!
But if you're looking for strictly Homestar Jams, I think his Bread Sing-a-longs album is long out of print. I have no interest in it but you should petition for a 180gm limited colored vinyl rerelease.
Fun Facts
| 18 Jul 2019
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I am thankful that The Cheatmeep is sitting profusely on my head!
| 17 Jul 2019
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It's not a reboot. As I said, that is clearly swervebody Homestar from the oh-so-popular Homestar Runner & Deauregard show easter egg from sbemail96 "lackey."
Fun Facts
| 17 Jul 2019
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That's a tuff one! Do you take the hit and trigger Trogdor's Fiery Rage which will instantly burninate that peasant and win in rage quit fashion? Or try and hold out for a legit win on the next turn and hope that the countryside doesn't undo too much? Got an item that could help?
| 17 Jul 2019
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Aw crap! (heh) Sorry bout that! Head over to the FAQ and it'll tell you who to contact about damaged or missing game parts! We'll get right on it!
trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/rules.html#shi...
| 17 Jul 2019
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Just keep holdin on! Soon you will be able to fill that thing with Majesty! And FOOMP your plastic Trogdor right into his precut foam throne!
| 17 Jul 2019
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Whoa! Dumpus twins! Are you missing anybody else as a result? I'd take this as a grim omen, which Strong Sad would be way into.
| 17 Jul 2019
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Well I can tell you one thing: we are definitely NOT puttin it on wax. Cool check-in's aside.
| 17 Jul 2019
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Once all the backers get their copies, any leftovers will be for sale in the Homestar online store. Maybe in late August? (also might have some for sale at GenCon if you go to those type-a things)
| 17 Jul 2019
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Recent acquirers of Trogdor!! The Board Game, let swervebody Homestar help you remember the actions Trogdor can take each turn with this little number.
Video TranscriptSee The Actions You Can Do (video), YouTube Version. | 17 Jul 2019
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They do wraparound! They're considered enemies because they can repair the countryside you've burninated. Sneaky jerks walking around with a buncha sod and replacement shrubbery under those peasant robes apparently. Don't forget Coach Z's rap: homestarrunner.com/songs/rulebook...
| 17 Jul 2019
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I can do more than autograph!! Have you not seen my Skills of an Artist?!
| 17 Jul 2019
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Yes they do. Nice Cheatin! From the rulebook:
| 17 Jul 2019
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Yes! I will be mooching off the @GTGamesLLC booth and yelling at passersby! Will YOU be escape rooming?!
| 17 Jul 2019
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Oh jeez! I should warn you that this game does NOT treat peasants very well. Maybe we shoulda put a warning label on the box! Apologies in advance!
| 17 Jul 2019
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![]() | Either way! Choosing powerful Keeper/Item combos before playing is one of our suggestions to adjust difficulty in the FAQ:
trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/rules.html#gen...
| 17 Jul 2019
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Show those hands! You can even pick Keepers and Items together before the game to come up with the best combos.
| 17 Jul 2019
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![]() | Good luck!! Trog Floaty in effect! I totally didn't think anyone would ever actually play with that one! Lemme know if it's useful at all!
| 16 Jul 2019
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This is a spouse you should do your best to keep.
| 16 Jul 2019
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Apparently that's a problem specific to Thy Dungeonfolk. Keepers of Trogdor are able to just straight up get ye. Who'da thought?!
| 16 Jul 2019
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The Troghammer looks like a tired mama smushed under her litter of pups, kittens, or other cute animals from some kinda farm calendar maybe?
| 16 Jul 2019
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Nope! If there are no peasants left in the Trog-Meter, then none can spawn. Listen to Strong Sad's whiny song about peasant spawning.
The only way a peasant can come back from the Void is with the Item The Disk of Healing.
| 16 Jul 2019
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Aw, you don't want me crashing your adorable game and existing world and storyline. Let's just all make "Cheat Commando's Tactics" or "Dangeresque: Animal Crossing 'Cept it's in a City and there's MURDER!" together someday instead!
| 16 Jul 2019
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Thanks for all your awesome work! You guys were the only game-make-place that was willing to tape my random thoughts and scribblings into the rulebook! Those Boardelectrix weirdo's wanted to make Trogdor "fun-inate" the countryside! The crap?!
| 16 Jul 2019
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Total! Once all the backers get their copies, we will sell extras in our online store. Maybe like late August? Keep checking this site for more info:
trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com
| 16 Jul 2019
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You'll get an email once your order is processed. Check spam folder if you think you shoulda received one already. US shipping will take the rest of July. EU/UK shipping starts this week. Canada and Asia shipping starts next week! Read your Kickstarter updates for more info.
| 16 Jul 2019
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Nope! Once all the backers get their rewards, we'll sell the leftovers in the Homestar Store! Check back in late August mebbe?
| 16 Jul 2019
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I gotta say, one of my fav parts of seeing all you folks get your games is meeting your fantastic countertops! Regal granite, adventurous Corian, decadent marble! It's like I'm in your kitchen, secretly scraping week old dried brownie batter off the counter and into my mouth!
| 16 Jul 2019
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![]() | Excellent! Thanks so much and hope you like the game! Also, I love that there's a 3.5" floppy in your cube in 2019! That's my kinda office environment!
| 16 Jul 2019
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Incredible! Am I dodging diving Marshies? Also nice CGNU fight song! You saw this one, right?
Video Transcript{A WarioWare game starts with the command "Jump In Car!" Dangeresque is on top of a building, with the DangeCar-esque driving below, all against a sunset background. The car stops, and the player taps the screen; Dangeresque falls as the car resumes driving and catches him.} | 16 Jul 2019
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I couldn't resist! Your squat little sprites are so freakin' adorable I just had to make a little The Cheat-chucker! Best of luck with the game and campaign! Mostly ignore the angry voices, listen to the critical ones, and embrace the crap outta the positive ones!
| 15 Jul 2019
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| 15 Jul 2019
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This is how you mix meeples and minis, my friend!
| 15 Jul 2019
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I did! It ruled! I admit that I was disappointed by the lack of Videlectrix hardware and software, though. They didn't even have a booth! I'm sure those guys are just wandering around an abandoned MicroCenter somewhere. Hit em up for next year!
| 15 Jul 2019
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The closest you'll get so far is the weird corporate/possibly domestic dispute that is the Videlectrix Weekly Waggle:
| 15 Jul 2019
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Lookit these rough Keepers of Trogdor I drew before @schweizercomics took over. I personally think that Galgabudge is a high point of character design for me.
| 15 Jul 2019
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I'm not sure the FunMachine could handle your game. Unless you were also using the GoodGraFX cassette drive add-on and 32kb (and 32lb!) memory upgrade.
| 15 Jul 2019
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Switchable characters?! You mean like that game Lickle?! Count me in!
| 14 Jul 2019
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Oh man! Nice work! I hope you got to Shot Put that last cottage in the same row there! There's nothing like a walk-off Ptooo-DOOJ!!!
| 14 Jul 2019
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Help!! Trogdor's got a consummate V clot forming by his beefy arm!!
| 14 Jul 2019
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I don't trust that wavy tree to the south of Troggie there. I feel like it's either a dryad-in-hiding or one o' them dancing Fantasia trees. Either way... get to burninatin'!
| 14 Jul 2019
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Checka your spam folder! Are you running some Edgarware with the settings on strong? Everyone should receive a shipping email when their order is processed. Either way, so psyched you got it!! Thanks for backing!
| 14 Jul 2019
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"None" is supposed to mean it can't recharge once it's used. But don't, like, rip it up like in those "Play it for weeks but then it's ruined" games. We put this one in the FAQ because we get this question a lot. trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/rules.html#kee...
| 14 Jul 2019
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Cooked beans and rice!! Cooked beans and riiiiiice!!
| 13 Jul 2019
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![]() ![]() | Spotted @SFGamingExpo. This looks like kids' book Strong Mad involved in some shady back alley dealings. Also, is that a zero dollar bill?!
| 13 Jul 2019
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What is Jenny talking about?! I clearly included ALL the parameters! That's what cheating is!
| 12 Jul 2019
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Also, the lake tile extinguishes burninated peasants regardless of its burnination status. There's still that little puddle in there that's enough to douse the little jerks!
| 12 Jul 2019
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Good question! The lake tile immediately extinguishes peasants when they land/be's on it so technically you could burninate the peasant, but it would just instantly get extinguished anyway. So I wouldn't bother.
| 12 Jul 2019
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![]() ![]() | Keeper Powers and Items can only be used (and recharged if it's an Item) on your turn unless it says otherwise.
| 12 Jul 2019
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That is awesome! But also are you straining that baby in a colander?!
| 12 Jul 2019
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A couple tweaks for solo play here:
Only 1 keeper definitely puts you at a big disadvatage. You can always play with 2 and just alternate. Another easy adjust is to make ONLY the Trogham able to repair cottages. But both he and Knights can still hurt you.
| 10 Jul 2019
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![]() | Aw crap! Well, everybody told us there'd be something we didn't catch no matter how many fine toothed combs gave their lives to edit your rulebook. Here, have this early draft that has old graphics but a correct non-repeat map suggestion.
| 10 Jul 2019
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We didn't know how awesome Wyrmwood's cardboard boxes were gonna be until the game was way into production (I figured they'd just wrap it in old newspapers like grandma's fine china) so currently there are no plans for a Beefy board/base game combo storage solution but who knows?
| 10 Jul 2019
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Just as soon as I finish my new invention called "unlimited time, money, and resources!" I think I'm almost finished!
| 10 Jul 2019
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You're missing a key portion of the ad up there at the top:
| 10 Jul 2019
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Once all the backers have their copies we will make any extras for sale in the online store. Hopefully early-mid August!
| 10 Jul 2019
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Oh btw, don't actually send any money to that fake address. Unless it's fake money. Send all real money directly to my pants. And the wallet therein.
| 10 Jul 2019
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Not currently but maaaaaybe if enough people want em...
| 10 Jul 2019
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Scratch that. It's not executive style, it's the opposite. Something about that photo just screams "But wait! There's more!"
| 10 Jul 2019
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Whoa! You make it look like the Executive Edition with that whiteboard over there and the conference room chair. You should throw some cigars, yacht keys, and um... stock options in that box to complete the look!
| 9 Jul 2019
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![]() | Sweet deals cereal!! So glad you got all the Trogponents! And how satisfying is that tappo-tappo-tappo-tippo...flippo on your Wyrmwood board?! I sometimes forget to play the game! Just keep tap-tip-flippo-ing all dang day!
| 9 Jul 2019
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THIS is how everyone should look when they receive their Trogdor game! Thanks so much for backing!! Hope you dig the crap outta game!
| 9 Jul 2019
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Thank YOU for supporting it! I hope you have twicetimes fun! And remember, Trogdor doesn't lose... he rage quits!!
| 9 Jul 2019
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Oh dang! I forgot to @TheAquabats those dudes!
| 9 Jul 2019
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And check out this tiny behind the scenes snippet with beardless Crash from way back then!
Video Transcript{Crash McLarson is standing next to the Cobraman} ANNOUNCER: {voiceover} And today on the Crash McLarson show {pan right to Cobraman} it's a Cobraman! {Pan back to Crash.} ANNOUNCER: {voiceover} Ask him some personal questions. CRASH MCLARSON: Cobraman? You're a cobra, right? {Cobraman uses one of his cobra-headed hands to bite Crash McLarson on the neck. Crash laughs.} | 9 Jul 2019
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Remember that awesome/weird time I almost/sorta guest starred in an Aquabats episode?!! It's finally on the Internet! Technology!!
| 9 Jul 2019
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Whoa! This is way better than any of the promo pictures Boardelectrix took of the game! I hope you can play it in that sweet dungeon corner too! Thanks so much for backing it! Hope you dig it!
| 9 Jul 2019
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![]() | The Cheat's animation skills are getting pretty good. I grudgingly admit that this run cycle makes even Spacestar Runner look a prettypretty cool!
| 9 Jul 2019
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This is goin in the good ones folder for sure! Who knows? At my current pace, in 3-5 years I might actually answer this one!
| 8 Jul 2019
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![]() ![]() ![]() | These are from some ancient flash file called "colorforms.fla." No idea what this was gonna be but man, lookit Homestar gunnin' for that webbed-footed Nebulon!
| 8 Jul 2019
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![]() | Nice! What's this pink goop dripping from the KOT and the Poopsmith? Jelly donut explosion? Pickled Beet Hot Pockets?
| 8 Jul 2019
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But it's a cooperative game! So if he bests you somehow then he cheated! Which he is wont to do!
| 7 Jul 2019
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Majesty will be yours!! I can feel it! Tonight you're gonna make it happen!
homestarrunner.com/songs/rulebook...
| 7 Jul 2019
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![]() | Soooo, apparently someone got a The Cheat in their animal crackers. And he maybe has one duck wing and is cuddling a fish? What do you think is going on with his torso? (also, The Cheat has a torso?)
| 7 Jul 2019
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Thanks! That's why it's like 2 seconds long!
| 6 Jul 2019
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Once all the Kickcheater backers get their copies of the game, l'll put the extra copies up for sale in my online store. Mebbe like early-mid August? Keep watching this page for more info.
trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com
| 6 Jul 2019
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You can totally play the main game by yourself too!
| 5 Jul 2019
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Do NOT listen to the Marshie voices in your head! I'm pretty sure if you stack those knights and peasants in the right sequence, it opens up one o' them demon portals in your floor! Like if you dialed all 6's back in the 80's!
| 5 Jul 2019
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And thank YOU for helping me just plain live by buying this game! I hope you dig it! Don't forget to listen to the dumb songs we made about the rules!
trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/rulebookEP.html
| 5 Jul 2019
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I've always wondered, was that a region thing? Or was it just a "this doesn't always work and we don't know why but this weird switch somehow fixes it" thing?
| 5 Jul 2019
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Ooh what powers did you give everybody? Homestar can move double the normal spaces, Marzipan can set off a 3x3 replant bomb, I get to ride Trogdor for fun and profit, Bubs sells discount cottages that burn themselves down due to faulty wiring, and...The Cheat cheats.
| 5 Jul 2019
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![]() | Oh man! A shiny, silver Camerica release!! Does yours have the Position A/Position B Switch on the back?
| 5 Jul 2019
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I will be there in some capacity! Formal info to follow sooooon!
| 5 Jul 2019
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Same to you!
| 4 Jul 2019
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This is a Retweet of @georgeordavid73's picture of his wedding cake with a homemade Homestar Runner and Marzipan cake topper. | 4 Jul 2019
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Email trogdorsupp at gee mail dot com and tell em what's up. They will try to help!
| 4 Jul 2019
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![]() | Whoa! Did you put Shadow Homestar on your wedding cake? That guy's way cooler than regular Homestar!
| 4 Jul 2019
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What a weird convo that musta been! "OK sweetie, so you see that dragon there? Well 16 years ago an internet wrestleman drew a picture of that dragon and for some reason the Internet was way into it. And now, for some other reason, it's this board game you have to play with dad."
| 4 Jul 2019
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Hey people-types! If you received, are going to receive, or one day want to receive a copy of Trogdor!! The Board Game, check out this site for videos, rules, FAQs, songs, and other dumb stuff!
trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com | 3 Jul 2019
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![]() | Don't worry, they don't arrive in backer-number order. It's based on where you live and your proximity to the shipping hub! (not to be confused with da shipping huuuudge)
| 3 Jul 2019
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Awesome! Thanks for being a Keeper if Trogdor! Go here for FAQs, playthroughs, dumb songs, and more!
trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com
| 3 Jul 2019
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![]() | Sadly, no. I can't get you free expedited shipping. Murfreesboro even rejected buying and displaying this $5000 street sign I had made!
| 3 Jul 2019
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Watch this page around August! Once all the Kickcheater backers get their copies, we'll start sellin the extras!
homestore-runner.myshopify.com yshopify.com/collections/fr...
| 2 Jul 2019
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![]() | VR too methinks. Also this game was WAY ahead of its time:
Fun Facts
| 2 Jul 2019
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Once all the backers get their copies, we'll sell any leftovers in the Homestar store:
| 1 Jul 2019
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This is a Retweet of @QMLogistics's announcement of Trogdor!! The Board Game being shipped throughout the month. | 1 Jul 2019
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What?! No way! He even gave him ghostoothpastefish gills! I'm seriously considering pouring molten pizza into a pizza trophy-shaped mold for this one!
| 1 Jul 2019
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Fish ghost but also part toothpaste too mebbe? No stripes but I still get an Aquafresh vibe.
| 1 Jul 2019
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![]() | The Cheat just HAD to get in on the tom-nightmare-fuelery so he animated this.
| 1 Jul 2019
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![]() | There we go. NOW it's the worst nightmare.
| 1 Jul 2019 |
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That's fiercely adorable!!
| 30 Jun 2019
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![]() | BLAAAAHH!! It's so much worse when it lands back on my face!!
| 30 Jun 2019
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![]() | This doodle keeps flipping between worst nightmare and best thing ever.
| 30 Jun 2019
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Expertly animated in Flash to LOOK like it was poorly animated in SoftImage!
| 29 Jun 2019
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Pittsburgh steelworkers are thankful for Pan Pan's epiglottis!
| 29 Jun 2019
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Oh man @screenjunkies! Does this mean my dream of dead-eyed, over-animated CG The Cheat can finally come true?!!
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| 28 Jun 2019
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That's all @schweizercomics! Guy's amazing!
| 28 Jun 2019
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Susan Thensettle should be the name of Litigation Jackson's rival/love interest!
| 28 Jun 2019
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![]() | Some have pointed out that it's actually Google who's using Trogdor as a codename. As a result, I should reveal the codename we've been using for my upcoming board game.
Fun Facts
| 28 Jun 2019
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If it's not for sale in my online store, it's not legit. Bubs is still the only licensed UNlicensed seller of Strong Bad merch.
Fun Facts
| 28 Jun 2019
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You're prolly right. Does that mean I can aim my legal rampage at google instead?
| 28 Jun 2019
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![]() | So if @Qualcomm or whoever can officially, press-releaserally codename their processor 'Trogdor,' is it cool if I rebrand like-a so:
| 28 Jun 2019
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![]() | Sounds like some-corporate-body's about to be the proud recipient of a LEGAL RAMPAGE!!
| 28 Jun 2019
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They'll be back soon! They're on a dangerous mission called "The Great Merchandise Warehouse Switch!"
| 28 Jun 2019
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You want a real treat? Watch em in French!!
| 26 Jun 2019
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There's just this:
| 25 Jun 2019
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![]() | I think we all remember where we were the day the "Scantron/Cheat Commandos" crossover hit the newsstands (and gave Scantron a much needed robo-nose)!
Fun Facts
| 25 Jun 2019
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I debated having these show up in actual The Pizz pizza boxes with fake pepperoni/cheese grease stains screen printed on the top but it didn't fit with Wyrmwood's usual classy styles.
| 25 Jun 2019
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![]() | Strong Sad plays The Beleaguered: Alliance but that may just be a game he made up himself because no one would play Magic with him.
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| 25 Jun 2019
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These are fantastic! He got everything right! The angularity of The Cheat! The dump-frumpery of Homestar! Marzipan's goth phase! And of course, the way I'm always holding a sign that says "JLARAR!"
Fun Facts
| 25 Jun 2019
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No toon. Just a moment in time. Captured in gif form. Like a butterfly in a jar. That you didn't punch any airholes in. And also threw an angry wasp in there. And some WD-40.
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| 23 Jun 2019
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![]() | Sometimes, when you drop by the concession stand for an astro pop, this is what happens. Keep it shady, Bubs.
Image Transcript{Strong Bad and The Cheat walk up to the concession stand, where Bubs is hanging from the ceiling with only his lower body visible. As Strong Bad begins to say something, Bubs lowers down to the floor, followed by a large number of wads of dollar bills that bounce off his head. Strong Bad winces in reponse, followed by one more wad of money that falls and bounces off of Bubs.} Fun Facts
| 23 Jun 2019
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Homestar called me Stinkoman in sbemail52 so I made anime-Homestar call anime-Strong Bad the same thing in sbemail57 and it stuck. That is all.
| 23 Jun 2019
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![]() | Full-to-partial dang!! This fanart from @Karasz_Arts rules! It's like Strong Mad and I got caught in the teleporter together with that Powered By The Cheat version of me from the Millionzoic Era!!
Fun Facts
| 20 Jun 2019
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How bout Computational Algorithmic Gymnastics?
| 19 Jun 2019
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Unfortunately, CGNU tuition has skyrocketed to ThriceButt and our online course offerings are the same as they were in this ad from 13 years ago. What sort of legit-sounding words would you like to see strung together to form class names for the Fall 2019 semester? twitter.com/calmcajun/stat ...
Video TranscriptSee the Crazy Go Nuts University commercial from theme song. | 19 Jun 2019
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2019 benefits:
- up to 3 pats on The Cheat's head (no deductible) - access to 'the medicine drawer' featuring empty spools of floss, braces rubber bands (moose variety), various tubes of ointments all no fewer than 8 winters old - unlimited low fives ($20 copay for high fives)
Fun Facts
| 18 Jun 2019
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Cheerleader's floataway crushin'
| 17 Jun 2019
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I s'pose the 'floataway crushin' has its place, just feels like a dangling modifier somehow, you feel me?
| 17 Jun 2019
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Y'ever cut a joke from one of your comics and always wish you'd left it in, but then you go back years later and look at the joke you cut and you're like, "this was a joke?"
Video Transcript{Pom Pom is sitting at a dinner table and offering a flower to The Ugly One, whose top half is being eaten by a drum.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Pom Pommed? {Cut to Cheerleader with her guitar and So and So at her synthesizer keyboard.} SO AND SO: That sounded SLOOOW GOOD! CHEERLEADER: I like boys so much! {Cheerleader dreamily drifts away. Nebulon's sound effect plays faintly.} {Cut to a mouth surrounded by beard stubble. The words "Battle of the Bands!!!" are written on the teeth.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Battle of the Bands! Fun Facts
| 17 Jun 2019
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Trogdor is swimming (and then flying and/or driving) as fast as he can! Thanks so much for getting the game! Can't wait for you to play it, man! Hope you dig your @WyrmwoodGaming board And bonus cards!
Video Transcript{Open to a shot of live action water. The camera pans up to reveal the live action Trogdor from the Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer in the water. He then breathes out fire.} | 17 Jun 2019
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![]() | Should be good now. Bubs said the server either 'hiccuped' or 'threw up in its mouth.'
Fun Facts
| 17 Jun 2019
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And of course Strong Sad had to try and copy me by having a giant meteor hit Quebec like 200 million years ago. So unoriginal!
Fun Facts
| 16 Jun 2019
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![]() | Someone finally did it! You found the giant, real world geographical easter egg I hid all those years ago! Congrats twicetimes!
Fun Facts | 16 Jun 2019
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![]() | Thought I should repost the software's fantastic "Obliterating Redundant Tweet" animation.
| 16 Jun 2019
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![]() | Naw, it's just that this is my Twitter rig: (got the 3.5" drive later)
| 16 Jun 2019
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![]() | Got a buncha new followers yesterday! Thanks and welcome to all o' dang y'all! Been getting a lot of 'SB, how tweet w/ box gluvs?' messages so I may have to re-employ this fellow from back when I first got on the Tweetboards:
Fun Facts
| 16 Jun 2019
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Probably! Those not-black-wristband-wearers-with-short-hair! Somehow those jerks are on music streaming before I am!
| 15 Jun 2019
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![]() | Also, 'no reason to trend' is DEFINITELY the name of some sloshy record.
| 15 Jun 2019
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Whoa! I glow from within! I look like one of those bedside table lamps that you only find at those euro-expensive design-y cartoon stores that are fulla Moomins and Tin-Tins.
Fun Facts | 15 Jun 2019
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I like that you gave us both those around-the-mouth skin flomps.
| 15 Jun 2019
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Technically shouldn't #HomestarRunner be 'twending'?
Video Transcript | 15 Jun 2019
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You didn't hallucinate! I even made a custom intro for Everybody To The Limit that made fun of trucker caps and incorrectly said "attention Long Island" since that's where it was originally supposed to happen.
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| 15 Jun 2019
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![]() | Come on man! You know how our Ween Stumes work around here. If I was gonna get Marvel-ous with my costume, I'd dress as someone obscure, lame, and awesome like Scavenger from Dragon's Claws!! 2 British kids would recognize it! It'd be great!
Fun Facts
| 15 Jun 2019
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Total. It just turns out making a Trogdor board game is WAY more work than I thought. It takes forever for him to put all the little pieces in boxes with just one beefy arm.
| 15 Jun 2019
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Whoa! Is that me with Bubs' body? Strong Bubs? Or a Beef Stroganauts crossover?
Fun Facts
| 15 Jun 2019
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This is the kinda fan fiction I like to see! Large Bean should be a grodypasta for the ages! Slenderm'n sounds like a diet milkshake!
Fun Facts
| 15 Jun 2019
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Just tryin to get the classics out there in non-ripped-by-a-12-year-old quality. It's the opposite of seeing a band you used to like. Instead of sitting through my new album you didn't buy to get to a hits-filled encore, you gotta endure my best-of before I'll play the new crap.
| 15 Jun 2019
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Not sure where you heard it was HTML5. Nope, they're putting out a Flash game right before the player is officially killed! THAT'S the Videlectrix way!
| 12 Jun 2019
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![]() | Yeah! I tainted my own dang self years ago anyway! And Totems of Corporate Avarice sounds like a normo-datacore band Strong Sad would be into.
Fun Facts
| 12 Jun 2019
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Hot Dip: Endgame?!!
| 12 Jun 2019
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One of these men thought about how his legs might appear in photographs before taking the stage.
| 12 Jun 2019
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Look, I wish I was a character in Super Smashy Towne Ultra-mint also, but if people are basing their hopes on the fact that I once had a WiiWare game, then I think 'Cocoto Fishing Master' and that little guy from 'Lost Winds' are way in front of me in line.
Fun Facts
| 12 Jun 2019
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I love it when people assume I have sway with people or corporations on whose radars I am most likely not even present. But hey, neither are stealth bombers! I have stealth sway!!
| 11 Jun 2019
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![]() | Sometimes I can't decide. By never exploiting this tired fad, did I dodge a bullet or miss a goldmine?
Fun Facts
| 8 Jun 2019
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![]() | I used to always have one of those back in the early aughts! My five o'clock chin swirl! It aged way better than soul patches on those music festival type-dudes if you ask me.
| 3 Jun 2019
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![]() | See this old screensaver for clarification (the screensaver, btw, is almost old enough to drink at this point. with art by @craigzobel)
| 2 Jun 2019
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No way man! I was a meticulous decal master! No one could nail a tiny sticker that said "INTAKE" below a vent on a Cheat Commandos jet like definitely-not-still-playing-with-toys-as-a-teenager Strong Bad!
| 2 Jun 2019
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I dunno who that second rate corporate Homsar knockoff is, but that's a fantastic little bit of stitchin' crossly! It will make someone in a thrift store in 15 years very happy!
| 1 Jun 2019
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Aw man. Supposed to be 'clown collars.' I blew it. My big chance.
| 1 Jun 2019
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Run!! It's Depresseon! Planet sized devourer of alien worlds! And wearer of ringed cloud collars! And um... blower of grape-flavored vape smoke... apparently?
| 1 Jun 2019
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Hot damp! That is some serious stitch-crossery! Make sure to hang it where it gets lotsa sun so it'll fade to a perfect grandma-golden yellow!
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| 1 Jun 2019 |
[edit] May
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OnlineBubs was the name of his old ISP! It used to be called BuBBS but no one knew how to say that out loud.
| 30 May 2019
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Did I ever show you guys this sound board? Click around, it's got all sortsa crap on there. Random buttons, quotes, music, sound effects, and the whole Rulebook EP.
trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/soundboard/ | 29 May 2019
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Oh I still got some. A bunch even. But the secret is that I dole it out in little bits so you don't notice it's happening like a drippy bathtub that fills up and overflows down the stairs and into your foyer during book club.
| 29 May 2019
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Um, knowledge of a for-real moon covered in volcanoes is not nerdy. It's called research for future album covers, first person shooters, and um... lunchmeat.
| 27 May 2019
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![]() | That's right The Moon!!
| 27 May 2019
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You set me up!! YOU SET ME UP!!
| 27 May 2019
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![]() | I'm sad that my soft-serve flip is erupting plumes of sulfur dioxide 150 miles into space due to the crunch of Jovian gravity.
| 27 May 2019
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Sure!
| 27 May 2019
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![]() | Why a boss ds-1 with 'Supra' written on it so it sounds like a DOD supra distortion pedal of course!!
| 26 May 2019
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![]() | I'm less concerned with you being on-model than I am with us all being devoured by this hideous conqueror tardigrade you got goin up here.
| 25 May 2019
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You don't gotta kill nobody but two Hamiltons and a Linc-linc from your wallet!
| 25 May 2019
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But ours is labeled correctly.
| 25 May 2019
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![]() | I didn't draw that, some beardo prolly did. But here's an even better one he drew that never made it as a pin-up:
| 25 May 2019
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![]() | In somebody's garage. Dunno how to feel. On one hand, these people consider me and mines keepsakes. On the other hand, these people store their precious keepsakes in plastic sterilite bins in the garage.
| 24 May 2019
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Well, it's always been a 'D-List' title on the sales charts so it's not really that big a change. If anything, we gained a lowercase 'e'!!
| 24 May 2019
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She did it again! @JanelleCShane got a neural net to extend my "Okay for Mom" list from sbemail 186 with expectedly bananas results! (pounds!)
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| 23 May 2019
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Hey, at least they remembered to include the game in that list at all! Some algorithm prolly told them "(4) people will [sorta] care about (SBGC4AP)" and they still included me in the kill-list! Score!
| 23 May 2019
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Man, I have no idea who to even think about talking to about that. All's I got is the 10,000+ lines of dialog I recorded. You think I'll get in trouble if I just start posting sound files from the game to twitter and we all play it tweet-your-own-adventure style?!
| 23 May 2019
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![]() | Only a couple hours left to back @schweizercomics kickstarter wherein he makes cool wooden Sherlock Holmes figurines! kickstarter.com/projects/schwe... Have a pic of me and Holmes and a spectral hound in front of a wizard boarding school and an essential oil diffuser!
| 19 May 2019
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I just dang might! I'll let people know if and when there are details to detail to you!
| 18 May 2019
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EAT A LOT OF FOOD ALERT!!
| 16 May 2019
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![]() | Oh yeah? Even in... THIS FORM?!!
| 16 May 2019
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Then let's put on our leather flight helmets and fly directly into a giant laser beam as we scream a super lame one-liner together!!
| 16 May 2019
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I did have a problem for a while there but it was more like email-aplague victim, than -aholic.
| 16 May 2019
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![]() | 208 was the one hidden inside last year's April Fool's thing. 209 is coming...
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| 16 May 2019
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I dunno if checking 1 email a week for 6-8 years and then pretty much not at all for the next decade constitutes -aholic status. But hey, Impact plus Sand font is a winning combo!
| 16 May 2019
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Ye attempt to get a life but are met with adversity, both societal and economic. Ye settles for a job that almost pays thy bills and putst the rest on Thy Dungeonmaster charge card, accruing significant dungeondebt which your kids inherit. You dead. Score 21 out of a possible 999
| 15 May 2019
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This outpouring of actual crap-give from everybody brings a rare tear to this washed-up old internet wrestleman's eye!
| 15 May 2019
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Best followers ever man! I tweet some mostly jokey nonsense and get a buncha replies with legit solutions! You people rule!!
| 15 May 2019
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![]() | Dear @thebehemoth, I want to port my text adventure that was made with Actionscript 2.0 but looks like it was made with BASIC to modern consoles because I think kids are finally ready to have the crap text-parsed outta them properly. Any advice?
| 15 May 2019
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![]() | "You got SPONCH'D!" doesn't sound as violent as getting SBLOUNSKCHED. Almost sounds pleasant! Maybe Sponch is like the diet, 100 calorie version. Y'know, without all the pepperoni.
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| 14 May 2019
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There already is! Just play the regular game and change Trogdor's name to Beefaeryghon or whatever and you're good to go!
| 14 May 2019
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I would love this. Unfortunately, Videlectrix doesn't have the clout they (never) once had.
| 13 May 2019
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Stnank is the word used by the chosen few like me who are incapable of 'mistakes.' A stnank is the closest we get.
| 13 May 2019
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![]() | I'm told that technically there wasn't any burnination of actual thatch so they are spared from my legal rampage for now. Countryside and peasants were apparently well represented though.
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| 13 May 2019
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The last track off the Rulebook EP! It's the triumphant return of Brainkrieg with Trogdor's Fiery Rage!
| 10 May 2019
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That's awesome! Nothin says love like a cleft-in-twain The Cheat-- Waitaminute! Parking in the ramp is free if I'm in and out within an hour?!! How come nobody told me?!!
| 10 May 2019
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I've always loved that this cover of the Stinkoman theme is like 80% build-up. I almost want it to end right when the theme proper kicks in.
| 10 May 2019
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![]() | Sometimes ya gotta see things from a Chorch's perspective.
| 9 May 2019
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![]() | Remember their involvement!
| 4 May 2019
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It infuses the salmon with delicious science umami before you smoke it.
| 4 May 2019
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I def never shoulda canceled my subscription to The Journal of The Cheat Science and Medicine. The yearly 'Skelebratory Skelebration' issue was always full of... Salmon. Y'know, after I used its pages to wrap salmon in them.
| 4 May 2019
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![]() | Man, for a sell-crap-to-kids cartoon, this old Blue Laserdisc Challenge game got pretty gruesome. Also, The Cheats apparently have simpler nervous and circulatory systems than, like, those little... asymptotes or whatever they're called.
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| 3 May 2019
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Yes! It is truly grab bag style! Bubs pokes whoever is pulling shirts for him (90% chance of Strong Sad) in the eyes as they do it so they don't know what shirt they just packed. Check that link for more boring info!
| 2 May 2019
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TRY HARDER TO BE A BRAN MUFFIN!!
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| 2 May 2019
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![]() | Oh fulldang! Mystery Shirt Sale! Only $10.99! Pick your size and who knows what old shirt design from the mid-to-late aughts you might get! 4 Gregs? Swirly Homestar? Troggie? Bubs wants these OUT of his crawlspace! Which sounds way weirder than I meant it!
homestore-runner.myshopify.com/products/myste... | 2 May 2019
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Do you wanna watch seemingly disinterested people mostly avert their eyes during a live performance of Quickstart Overview from @JoCoCruise 2019? Well thanks to @philster27, you totally can! Thanks man!
| 1 May 2019 |
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He's little but densely packed!
| 30 Apr 2019
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It's neverything you never asked nor!
| 30 Apr 2019
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4/4
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3/4
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| 30 Apr 2019
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Here are those gifs you ordered. 1/4
| 30 Apr 2019
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More Kickcheatery! Board game wizard @cheapassjames (who designed Trogdor!! The Board Game with me) is making a book about the 100+ games he made with @cheapassgames! Pledge it on strong! Last hours an allat!
| 30 Apr 2019
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Everything still looks good for shipping in June as of this moment. But yes, exactly when you get it will depend on where you live on the planet plus it's gonna take a minute to ship out those piles and piles.
| 30 Apr 2019
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Once the 24,000 backers of the Kickstarter get their copies, we'll sell the leftovers in our online store. But you know how leftovers are, just pour a buncha gravy on em before you microwave and they taste just as good!
| 29 Apr 2019
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Here's the YouTubery. Now with 3x more curling!
| 29 Apr 2019
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Where ya think?! It doing-sproings outta my top hat, man! Like all dapper investigator/roustabouts!
| 29 Apr 2019
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![]() | Dangeresque stands dapperly by the other greatest detective of all time! Check out this Kickcheater from @schweizercomics (who did the art for the Trogdor board game) where he makes cool wooden figures of Sherlock Holmes characters! kickstarter.com/projects/schwe...
| 29 Apr 2019
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After all the kickcheater backers get their games, we'll sell any extra copies in the online store and you can pick one up then!
| 27 Apr 2019
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Just the one initial vat of money! Every copy of the game comes with 5 alternate Trogdor meeples including Wormdingler, DAGRON, Chiaroscuro Trogdor, and more!
| 27 Apr 2019
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Check out this awesome music video The Cheat and Strong Mad made for the first single off my new EP/Audio-Rulebook-For-A-Board-Game! It's the Quickstart Overview!
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I knoweth already, Thy Dungeoness Crab! Those are summa the earliest ones we uploaded (and applauded). We'll unify naming conventions and meta tags and font kerning eventually!
| 22 Apr 2019
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You were probably trying to match the poly-count of Mega Man on that cover to mine from SBCG4AP.
| 20 Apr 2019
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Try new.homestarrunner.com for now. Beta stylez.
| 20 Apr 2019
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Happy The Cheatday, everyone! The Cheat replied "Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off," to no fewer than 20 emails today! A personal record!
| 18 Apr 2019
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How many people were in the room? I'm usually workin a '1 in every 36 plebs' ratio.
| 18 Apr 2019
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THIS is Marshie before the accident.
| 18 Apr 2019
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He's technically playing bass on the Cool Tapes song (marzipan wouldn't let him do the "whoa-oh's.")
| 16 Apr 2019
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And it jorst might gort one!
| 16 Apr 2019
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In what way? 'Come on' like 'why do you do this to me?' Or 'come on' like what Larry from Limozeen screams when he's filling parts of the song he forgot the lyrics to during a live show?
| 16 Apr 2019
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Pre-orders are closed for now but we will have copies available for sale in the Homestar store later this summer after all the Kickcheater backers get their copies. Have but a little patience, my friend, and burnination shall be yours!
| 16 Apr 2019
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I liken them to late 80's/early 90's never-heard-of's like The Front, Royal Court of China, and Burning Tree!
| 16 Apr 2019
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![]() | Even the best rulebooks need some audio-visual aids! So we cut an entire EP of songs about the rules of the Trogdor board game! Tracks by me, Coach Z, Limozeen, sloshy, Taranchula, Brainkrieg, and more! Go listen the crap out of it!
homestarrunner.com/rulebookEP.html | 16 Apr 2019
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I vote yes one million.
| 16 Apr 2019
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Or maybe we both just grew up listening to the same dope tracks!
| 16 Apr 2019
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It's like the evolution of Dangeresque! First, he was a cool Pom Pom caveman. Then he devolved into his lowest form as Homestar. Then he, um, turned into a logo for a while. THEN he reemerged as a much more advanced life form as The Cheat until finally perfecting himself as ME!
| 16 Apr 2019
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Not contained. He's being... ensconced, perhaps?
| 16 Apr 2019
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Trog...cuttles then?
| 16 Apr 2019
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![]() | Aww, don't you just wanna squeeze in there with him for Trogcuddles?
| 16 Apr 2019
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![]() | Check it out! @laywastegames has a Kickcheater going for their super-evil new game Life Siphon! If they get to $80k, they'll add a meeple that looks like Strong Sad as The Makeromancer! (though I'm pretty sure this is just coincidence) kickstarter.com/projects/laywa...
| 6 Apr 2019
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Doorknob? Drawer pull? Madball? Pommel of the coolest sword ever?
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| 6 Apr 2019
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Corgis LOVE to devour images of Homestar!
| 5 Apr 2019
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Did you leave the dog crate open?! Don't feed the DVD to the dog!!!!
| 5 Apr 2019
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![]() | Whoa! Didn't mean to scare the aspect ratio faithful out there. Don't worry. I can't be bothered to change the seemingly arbitrary default document size and frame rate that's been the same since Macromedia Flash 4.
| 5 Apr 2019
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I may be paraphrasing here but you know what Neil Young says: "It's better to have existed for two decades in a bloated, unsecure media player than it is to rust..."
| 5 Apr 2019
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Don't worry, I'm WAY too lazy to actually do something like that. Besides, in EVERY email you would now see Homestar standing over there "behind the black." No way am I givin away that much screen time! I'm not runnin a country club, y'know!
| 5 Apr 2019
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That one was lost for a long time and I just recently found it on a dusty beige hard drive that only works if you plug a parallel port into a 4-pin firewire while blowing into an old Sega tape (Joe Montana Sports Talk Football, I believe)!
| 5 Apr 2019
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For those asking for a dvd or blu-ray re-release, have some old PREMIUM bonus content from the early aughts to tide you over until such time as I get off my shiny keister and change the aspect ratios of all my old sbemails.
Video TranscriptSee Exaggerations. | 5 Apr 2019
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That is highly encouraged!
| 4 Apr 2019
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Just tinkering. Still don't quite know what I'm gonna do with these neural network-generated sbemails from @JanelleCShane . Might be more like a podcast? There are lotsa them and they are all INSANE.
Video Transcript{Strong Bad is holding an e-mail printed on The Paper} STRONG BAD: {reading} Hey there Strong Bad! I think your dream robot should have a pom-pom-pom. Also, you should have a computer designed for its role in society. Matt, North Dakota. Again, you're really tipping your hand here, Neural Network. Both mentioning robots and then kinda demanding that computers should have roles in society. What kind of role did you have in mind, Matt? ROBOT OVERLORD?! Are you not happy with your role as a computer that gets fed tons of useless data so it can produce poorly-replicated results that we can all laugh at? Fun Facts
| 3 Apr 2019
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Too many folds!! TOO MANY FOLDS!!
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| 3 Apr 2019
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It's like that creepy floating Twin Peaks shadow!
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| 2 Apr 2019
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I just love this so much.
Video Transcript{A tiny Strong Bad head is standing at the base of a giant Tandy 400. Zoom out as the room shrinks. The room rotates as a dwarf Strong Bad shoves the Tandy 400 off the table. Strong Bad then reaches to the side and pulls out a massive Compy 386 computer, hoisting it onto the desk.} Fun Facts
| 2 Apr 2019
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I've been trying to forget him for most of my life.
| 2 Apr 2019
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![]() | I been busy making the best board game ever! Give a wrestleman a break!
| 1 Apr 2019
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She really did it! @JanelleCShane ran all the senders' emails from all my sbemails (thanks hrwiki.org!) through a discount neural network! It's a little terrifying how on point its results are!
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| 1 Apr 2019 |
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Oh man! My type-words and talk-says are humbled and honored by your engagement!
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| 31 Mar 2019
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Don't hold breath
| 31 Mar 2019
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Thanks man! I'm just out here trying my best not to suck. And if I ever did suck, I'm out here trying my best to make up for it.
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| 31 Mar 2019
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You need look no further than hrwiki.org! You could deep learning the DVD commentaries even!
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| 31 Mar 2019
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![]() | I would def hang with this guy.
| 30 Mar 2019
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For April Fool's day this year, I wish Bubs would feed all my sbemails into his discount neural network and see what kinda insane, eyeball-covered gold it would spit out.
| 30 Mar 2019
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Because that's what his unauthorized autobiography is called. (why he didn't give himself authorization is beyond me)
| 29 Mar 2019
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Me and Strong Sad -in a rare collaborative moment- in 2002 butchering classics by both @realSeBADoh and @_GuidedByVoices at the same time!
Video Transcript{Strong Sad and Strong Bad are sitting on the couch watching the VCR together. Strong Sad is holding a guitar. Guitar music plays.} STRONG BAD: {singing} Seeing all the things I've seen. Maybe I should go away for a wine. Maybe I shouldn't smile so much. Uh... he's sharpening his teeth, for everyone... did you really think that you were the only one? Buzzards and dreadful crows. {talking} That's a... that's a different band. | 28 Mar 2019
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Let's try and reverse engineer them from The Cheat's the artwork. We know for sure they contain steam and sugar (maybe steamed milk? I dunno). Royal icing. Scone-like consistency. Whattaya think the bits inside are? Nuts? Candied ginger? Semi-sweet Grumbles?
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| 25 Mar 2019
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kept thinking the medium would be dead soon, but a decade has gone by and peoples keep asking
| 25 Mar 2019
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soonthyme
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| 25 Mar 2019
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A slowish jam from my past. Just the timeless story of a guy waiting in line, demanding random baked goods from the woman in front of him. No more, no less. #grumblecakes
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AAAHHHH!! The human eyes!! They stare right through my breakfast and into my soul!!! (Nice highlight on Blue Diamond Phillips though.)
| 23 Mar 2019
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Yes! It's called 'having a younger sibling!'
| 20 Mar 2019
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![]() | Oh great, @tuneyards. Now Strong Sad is all cheesed at me because I went on the @JoCoCruise and didn't get you to sign this weird album fan art he made. I told him that's several kinds of messed up but he insisted you would understand.
| 20 Mar 2019
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Although if Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) had done a Craig Mack tribute, that woulda been pretty awesome also.
| 18 Mar 2019
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People from @JoCoCruise '19 keep focusing on @QuelleChris's extendo-dab, but me and Coach Z think his Craig Mack tribute was the highlight. #flavainyaear
| 18 Mar 2019
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Let us celebrate today with a gif of one of the only appropriate examples I could find. Newly colored for 2019!
| 17 Mar 2019
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Collectinate!
| 9 Mar 2019
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![]() | Forget hidden MouseMans! Passengers on the @JoCoCruise should be on the lookout for hidden Trogdors this week!
| 9 Mar 2019
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![]() | Trog-cation
All I ever wanted Trog-cation Had to get away | 8 Mar 2019
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![]() | Not quite in Litigation Jackson territory but that winery is pushin their luck. If I see MERLOT'D on one of their wines then I'll have to regulate.
| 8 Mar 2019
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![]() | Passengers on the @JoCoCruise, this is what I'm bout to endure so I can come play the Trogdor board game with y'alls on the boat. There is NO WORSE traveling companion than sidewise eyes puppet Homestar! (and possibly Strong Sad's severed arm?!)
| 7 Mar 2019
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OR you could watch the high quality official version instead of some janky ripped-from-the-swf version:
| 6 Mar 2019
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![]() | Another legend leaves us. We'll always have the time I drew King Kong Bundy in a Teen Girl Squad, executing a Big Splash from off a playground slide.
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| 5 Mar 2019 |
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Never gonna happen. It was on an old FD memory card, a proprietary format that Videlectrix only produced for like 3 months. There doesn't exist a beige enough box to read the data on these things.
| 11 Feb 2019
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<frame>'s amiright?! The keys that open the gates to true web design freedom!
| 10 Feb 2019
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There's a 55% chance it was once a zucchini. The other 45% screams 'texas cheesesteak and egg patty melt.'
| 10 Feb 2019
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![]() | This is def on of my favs.
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| 10 Feb 2019
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Peoples keep sending me this comic movie website that's all Web 0.0. Lemme just remind all y'alls that Strong Bad unironically made an awesome/terrible website a million years ago with way better gifs and a proper broken hit counter. homestarrunner.com/sbsite
Fun FactsStrong Bad's Website was first presented in the Strong Bad Email website. | 10 Feb 2019
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As it should. That's pure, mainlined The Cheat humor right there.
| 8 Feb 2019
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In this week's edition of 'More Stuff Phife Dawg Inspired in Sbemail History,' we look at an easter egg from Sbemail 119: 'Animal' and the origin of my favorite wardrobe provider.
Video Transcript{Fade in to the Easter egg from the Strong Bad Email "animal". The Deep Sea Fangly Fish is sitting on a counter with its lights flashing. GENERIC ANNOUNCER: Second place contestants receive Deep Sea Fangly Fish. Promotional considerations by Sterrance. {The words "Mr. Bad's Wadrobe provided by Styles Upon Styles" fades in} GENERIC ANNOUNCER: Strong Bad's wardrobe furnished by... {Cut to a music video. A rap artist with his eyes covered with plastic hits his finger against his palm as he raps.} PHIFE DAWG: Styles upon styles upon styles is what I have! You want it just to fight for but you still don't know the hap! {The music video stops, the text from before returns, and the commercial music resumes playing. The Homestar Runner head lure drops in from the left. Words appear below as he talks.} HOMESTAR RUNNER LURE: Steep prices and trees! Fun Facts
| 8 Feb 2019
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It's no 'wagon fulla', but @fancybane did a pretty good slopjob with these pancakes!
Video TranscriptFun FactsBoth songs are from montage, where the Wagon Fulla Pancakes was first introduced. | 7 Feb 2019
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This is what we call in the industry 'a good idea.'
| 6 Feb 2019
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I'll start calling Telltale's now-empty offices and see if I can get the rights to make a Switch port. "Yes, hello, Cap'n Telltale? If I'm allowed to port SBCG4AP to the Switch then just sit there, say nothing, and be a defunct business entity." "..." "Great, thanks!"
| 6 Feb 2019
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I'm happy for you and everything but you'd best not attribute that quote to me! That's some Strong SAD syllabic garbage you're quotin! From when he was hopped up on caffeine-free coffee substitute! I can ALWAYS remember my (tape) legs!
| 6 Feb 2019
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Yes, after all the Kickcheater backers get their copies we should have extras to sell in the Homestore.
| 5 Feb 2019
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Oh man! That wave of early 80's spice games was fantastic! Lawry's Seasoned Salt Miner, FruitFresh Bruise Brawler, NoSalt Health and Fitness Monitor!! All the hits!!
| 2 Feb 2019
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Shipping is the same time we've always said: June 2019. You can always change your address in BackerKit and I'm pretty sure we'll triple check once it gets close to shippin thyme!
| 1 Feb 2019
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More like shoulder pads. We have to run a thick metal cable through the neck of his turtleneck sweaters to get them to stay in place so he can see and eat Decemberween brunch (the only time he wears turtlenecks).
| 1 Feb 2019
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Maybe in real life that would happen. But me and The Cheat made this. So that creepy, smushed blue Homestar in a bowler hat gets his head blowed off.
| 1 Feb 2019
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![]() | 'Member the explodey collar app? If your device doesn't go into lockdown when it sees a Flash file, then have a go at it yourself! Can be very cathartisfying for those stuck at computers all day. homestarrunner.com/kotcollar.html
Fun FactsThe remote control collar head explosion game was first introduced in the Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People Developer's Blog. | 1 Feb 2019 |
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Not true! Pretty sure he had nothing to do with this particular track. Though Jared is responsible for all the music in the #1 Slow Jam 'Food-Related Love' as well as a buncha other musical awesomeness.
| 31 Jan 2019
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I just named it that! It's been the ever-so-catchy "protest.mp3" since its creation.
| 31 Jan 2019
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While we're on the subject of SBCG4AP, here's a little forgotten protest gem from the end credits of Episode 2. It's as if that song One Tin Soldier left its keys in a taxi and this song is the gross leather keychain from someplace in Arizona!
Video Transcript{The Stave It Off Guy is sitting on a stool, strumming a guitar. The words "Justice Combo Meal by Stave It Off Guy" are in the corner} SINGERS: Come on, everybody, now, can't you hear the wind blow? {The words "just listen" fade in, then later fade out} SINGERS: We don't like the King of Town making people's heads explode! What's the price of freedom, man? Can you cut me a deal? A crate of wholesale liberty, or a justice combo meal? {The words "there's only this looping animation" fade in, then out} SINGERS: So gather 'round, short children. Listen to what I sing. Remember those who went to waaaaar... all for creamy dings. {The words "nothing else to see really" fade in, then out} SINGERS: Come on, everybody now, can't you hear the wind blow? We don't like the King of Town making people's heads explode! STRONG BAD: My head! {The words "oh, except for this:" fade in, then out} SINGERS: So come on, everybody now, can't you hear the wind blow? {Close up on the Stave It Off Guy's mustache} SINGERS: We don't like the King of Town making people's heads explode! {A pair of yellow eyes open on the mustache, and a single tear wells and drops off} STAVE IT OFF GUY: That was nice. Fun Facts
| 31 Jan 2019
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AHHHH!! Twitter make too large!!!
| 31 Jan 2019
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![]() | Maybe they were basing him off this guy.
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| 31 Jan 2019
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That's actively being good-graphic'd as we speak!
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| 31 Jan 2019
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![]() ![]() ![]() | Ah yes, @The_BaconStrip, the slip cover dvd release. I think they might have put just a liiiittle bit less effort into that one (backwards Homsar, backwards Coach Z, ripped-from-a-swf Strong Mad complete with weird Flash masking issue on his mouth).
| 30 Jan 2019
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I was just being optimistic. Probably nothing.
| 30 Jan 2019
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![]() | Here's the Videlecdiculous text from the back of the box.
Image TranscriptAre you ready for a video game made by a video game making company? Fun Facts
| 30 Jan 2019
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For those asking about a physical release of SBCG4AP, there was a very brief one for the PC version! It had this awesome reversible cover with hidden Videlectrix goodness (with amazing 2600 art by @markdarin I believe?).
| 30 Jan 2019
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I kinda doubt the 3rd worst selling Telltale title is high on the "port to modern systems" priority list for whoever took over their catalog.
| 30 Jan 2019
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Don't worry, I gave Videlectrix forever-rights to Homestar-related games. Not even death, illness, nor acts of good graphics shall rend it asunder.
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| 30 Jan 2019
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![]() | In honor of the death of the Wii Shop Channel, I will repost this interview I did with Nintendo Power about SBCG4AP. Note how I refuse to take their Chuck Norris-bait and give Skulltulas a shout.
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![]() | Nowhere near as unsettling as Large Bean!!
| 30 Jan 2019
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Those metal detector mini games did suck, didn't they?
| 30 Jan 2019
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Two beefy arms?!! What is that? A Trogdor, S is for Sucks hybrid?! You unethical monster!! You can't crossbreed those two! What about Gene's Pool?! Hi, Gene! 'Hey gals!'
| 29 Jan 2019
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Close. Right band, wrong album/song. Listen to "Rhythm" from People's Instinctive Travels...
| 29 Jan 2019
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If by "patched" you mean Videlectrix putting more duct tape on the cartridge, then yes.
| 29 Jan 2019
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Looks like "Bradtrogdor" according to this graffiti. Poor Bradtrogdor. Stuck on the JV Peasant Scorching team and plagued by horrible, scarring consummate acne.
| 27 Jan 2019
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Yeah, like instead of "Diggidy-Dear Strong Bad." Sometimes I like to get alliterative on all y'alls.
| 27 Jan 2019
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Woah, the haiku is totally just a coincidence! It's actually a reference to a common early 2000's virusy spam email that would try to get you to open the attachment with the enticing phrase "so cool a flash, I thought you would enjoy it!" So enticing!
| 27 Jan 2019
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Let's make a new game entirely! How about a Dangeresque game that's like that cute Animal Villagetown game 'cept with crime and murder! Instead of bringing giraffes hip tanktops and modern sofas you bring perps hard justice and sweet vengeance!!
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| 26 Jan 2019
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And speaking of, here's the official YT link for that Fu-Schnickens song:
| 26 Jan 2019
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And I you! Catch up on my latest styles! I made a board game:
youtu.be/2rMCkNgHa3c
| 26 Jan 2019
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Or as Coach Z pronounces them, Phorf Dag and Q-Torp. Jarobi, unsurprisingly, he can say just fine.
| 26 Jan 2019
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Aw man! You coulda at least linked to my official YT page for that email that has decent sound and less ripped-from-the-web jankiness.
| 26 Jan 2019
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Sbemail Factoid: did you know that the email song from 'dragon' is an homage to Phife Dawg's flow from La Schmoove by the Fu-Schnickens?
Video Transcript{Strong Bad is sitting at the Compy 386, typing in his e-mail client} STRONG BAD: {rapping} Here I go once again with the e-mail. Every week I hope it is from a female. {Cut to a man rapping within a large crowd} PHIFE DAWG: {rapping} Here I go once again with the ill-so! All the MCs, their rap style is so-so! {Cut back to Strong Bad} STRONG BAD: Here I go once again— {Cut back to Phife Dawg} PHIFE DAWG: —with the ill-so! All the MCs, their rap style is— {Cut back to Strong Bad} STRONG BAD: —e-mail! | 26 Jan 2019
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Those spinities on his tail appear to be proto-consummate. These are all over the fossil record. If I had a cold one for every trilobite fossil I've dug up covered in proto-consummate V's...
| 25 Jan 2019
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This is quality winter decor!! Burninating the deranged mutant killer monster snow goons!!
| 25 Jan 2019
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Ah, that's clearly the stickly-armed Wingalasaurus Trog, a Surreptaceous Era ancestor of the modern beefy armed burninator. @GoogleDoodles wouldn't know beefy if it came up and punched em in the face!
| 25 Jan 2019
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That rules! But he's so tiny! He's like the Minish Trog!
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| 25 Jan 2019
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Though Puffed Salt Dries do claim to be a 'soup-or-food.' Y'know, cause they're pretty sure it's at least ONE of those things.
| 23 Jan 2019
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If June is soon (those are samples. meeples are be'sing mass produced as we speak)
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| 23 Jan 2019
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To be clear, these are NOT the official munchies of the CGNU dorms. That honor goes to Cheap as Free Food Service's Potato-Glanced Puffed Salt Dries. (yes, they are trying to pass off a 'dry' as a type of snack medium) Available in ranch and thrice-ranch!
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| 23 Jan 2019
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Honestly, I'm not siding with either one. The whole thing is a 3rd-rate Hokey Pokey ripoff if you ask me.
| 20 Jan 2019
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There already was. It was hidden in last year's April Fools cartoon. There's gonna be a sbemail 209.
| 20 Jan 2019
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Not sure why I deleted this awesome line and easter egg from sbemail208. Maybe because I didn't want to get in the middle of the "looptie-loo vs. looby lou" debate. Trust me, you do NOT wanna kick that hornet's nest!
Video Transcript{A Cheap As Free Little Golden Book titled "Here we Go, Looptie-Loo! (and nothing more)" by Old Maid Bevulon Sportsinterviews with three bored children on the cover hovers in front of the Lappier} STRONG BAD: Sincerely, Mollie B. Chowderworth Gruelmanger. Y'know, of the Puntington Farms Gruelmangers. Now you sound like an important adjacent historical figure! She's the lady that discovered going looptie-lie! It used to just be looptie-loo! And Saturday night wasn't even involved! | 20 Jan 2019
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Thanks for the heads up! I'll sic Litigation Jackson on em posthaste! (wait, does that mean 'after speed'? cause I want it to be 'during speed')
| 19 Jan 2019
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I found more old dvd menu tests! Watch as I boot my The Cheatbrick into Fisher Price Strong Sad!
Video Transcript{a 3D, CGI Strong Bad walks into the office. He has no mouth.} STRONG BAD: And all the ladies say {Teen Girl Squad voice} Strong Bad is on point! {Strong Bad flips a switch, and cringes as the rave lights blink and techno music plays. Strong Bad screams and flips it off} STRONG BAD: Wrong switch. {The camera turns across the room showing the window with the sycamore, the desk with the Compy 386, and an incompletely-rendered CGI Strong Sad in the doorway on the far end} STRONG BAD: My mouth tastes like... DVDs. Hey, The Cheat! {Strong Bad kicks an incompletely-rendered yellow block into the incompletely-rendered Strong Sad. Strong Sad falls over. Camera turns back to Strong Bad at the desk} STRONG BAD: A direct hit! {Strong Bad jumps onto the stool. A white box drops down from the top of the screen} STRONG BAD: The Paper, show these morons what to do! | 18 Jan 2019
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Well, the KOT has been known to be left standing with the egg mustache, but that would make him a victim of the Egg Man, not the man himself.
| 18 Jan 2019
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![]() | Oh you know I strictly STINKOMAIN!
| 15 Jan 2019
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![]() | THIS is the kinda stuff you find on Strong Sad's old hard drives. In a folder called "Chef's Whims" no less!
Image Transcript{A head with a helmet made of clay sitting on a pedestal in a glass dome rotates around on a black, starry background. The animation loops.} | 15 Jan 2019
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You mean this one? (dunno whose YT account this is)
| 14 Jan 2019
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![]() | Nope. Emails just take WAY longer to check these days. I'm workin on one right now!
| 14 Jan 2019
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Need one of these prints so bad it hurtinates.
| 13 Jan 2019
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Maybe I'm not a true believer but I'm seein' WAY more Wormdingler in this one than Troggie.
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| 13 Jan 2019
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Also Happy *Trogday. Autocorrect knows not to change 'Trogdor' anymore but now it freakin' changes 'Trogday' to 'Trogdor!'
| 13 Jan 2019
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![]() | Happy Trogdor! Let's celebrate Trogdor's big 16th by posting your fave Trog-sighting or Trogdor-shaped item! Here's mine!
| 13 Jan 2019
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That's no Trogdor! That's a Eastern Beefless Leafaling Dragon! Not a beefy-armed Wingaling!
| 13 Jan 2019
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Sorry @Lin_Manuel, I chickened out on screaming "It's over!" at the end of your performance. Instead I butchered the lyrics to your styles!
Video Transcript{In front of a building where the promotional image for the musical Hamilton is prominently displayed. Zoom out. The Strong Bad plush doll pops up.} STRONG BAD: {rapping} I'm Strong-Lawrence in the place to be! Two pints of Cold Ones but I'm workin' on three! Do what I do, professionally, but to tell the truth I am exactly what I want to be... {stops rapping} Oh. I mixed up my hip hop styles. | 12 Jan 2019
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That is NOT what it looks like when you're staring down the barrel of a loaded The Cheat!
| 11 Jan 2019
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depends. r u really Earthworm Cool Spot in Monster World?
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| 10 Jan 2019
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Check out this old dvd intro previs nightmare! Why does Homestar look like he's got a wireframe cheek fulla chaw?
Video Transcript{The "Everybody! Everybody!" song plays throughout. A pre-rendered grayscale of the words "Homestar Runner" are onscreen. A prerendered wireframe Homestar Runner strolls past the word "Homestar" from right to left, then scrolls across the word "Runner" from left to right. Halfway through the word, the camera focuses on Homestar from teh front. He flips the letters of the word has he passes, and the final letter converts into an h*r logo. Homestar fills the screen.} {Cut to Homestar's wireframe feet. Then cut to Homestar's wireframe face in front of the website intro. Homestar moves off-screen as a round wireframe ball comes into view. Zoom in on the ball.} {A wireframe Homestar Runner is strolling along the outside of the wireframe ball past some wireframe hills. Zoom in closer on Homestar. Blue ovals and red squares pass him by.} {Cut to wireframe Homestar as seen from below. Pan up to his head.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Everybody! La-DVD-do! {The music cuts out} HOMESTAR: {singing} Everybody! La-DVD-do! | 10 Jan 2019
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![]() | Here's last night's livestream playthrough of Trogdor!! The Board Game in case you missed it. JIBBLIES WARNING: Puppet Marshie may appear without warning. live.kickstarter.com/homestar-runne ...
| 9 Jan 2019
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![]() | Thanks to everybody who watched the livestream playthrough with these jokers! Can't wait to get the game into the hands of all o' dang y'all! Paper Rat forev!
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| 8 Jan 2019
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In 20 mins! Livestreamery playthrough! Join us for fun! (It'll get archived for those who can't)
| 8 Jan 2019
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Kong! I meant Diddy Kong, autocorrect! Diddy King is the name of the last northern Indiana Dairy Queen ripoff I would ever stop at!
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| 8 Jan 2019
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This is like the soundtrack to my unrealized Tinstar-like Super Scope Six game! (it goes to a very Diddy King Racing place in the middle there)
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| 8 Jan 2019
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![]() | Join puppet me + humans Mike, Lucky Yates, and Ryan Sterritt tomorrow night at 8pm EST for a livestream playthrough of Trogdor!! The Board Game. Against my better judgement, I will crowdsource all my moves in the game from chat suggestions! live.kickstarter.com/homestar-runne ...
| 7 Jan 2019
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![]() | I'm a day late, but as you can guess, the Announcer is pretty bummed at the passing of Mean Gene. He took inspiration from Gene's ability to stay calm in the face of sweaty, dinosaur tranquilizer-fueled rants.
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