@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017
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This is a list of all the @StrongBadActual Tweets from 2017.
[edit] December
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Steam AND sugar!!
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| 31 Dec 2017
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Hmm. I can't tell which one is great. Dictionary peeps referencing Trogdor vs. fast food peeps referencing the obscure sbemail 'what i want.' YOU decide!
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| 28 Dec 2017
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Yes, with unlistenable garbage audio. This is at least the sound straight from the soundboard.
| 27 Dec 2017
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![]() | The 27th is DecemberZEEN! Download this rare club show from '08 in way-more-than-decent quality audio! (YT video to follow!)
homestarrunner.com/zeenlive08.html
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| 27 Dec 2017
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Ahhhhh!! My parts!!
| 25 Dec 2017
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Those reactions look about right! Unamused b/w secretly plotting revenge.
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| 25 Dec 2017
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![]() | In the Dangeresque universe, Dangeresque Too always gets Dangeresque "Deadly Impact" each Decemberween.
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| 25 Dec 2017
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Um, 'substitue' is the French Canadian spelling! Pronounced (sub-stih-TWAY). Yeah! To go with the theme, see?! NOT a misspelling!
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| 23 Dec 2017
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Oops.
| 23 Dec 2017
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![]() | Don't show up at your Decemberween gatherings this year without the season's hottest new bev! Print out, prepare, watch grandma spiral out of control!
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| 23 Dec 2017
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As soon as you draw tiny cool, cool glasses on a post-it and cut them out!
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| 23 Dec 2017
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![]() | NEW Decemberween Special!
Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack!! Happy D'ween everybody! youtu.be/zWpW623yrAU
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| 23 Dec 2017
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![]() | Oh man! I should totally make you one with my totally legit Printelectrix 3D printer! Check it making a thatched roof cottage here!
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| 22 Dec 2017
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Um, how bout we start with that sweet, sweet commercial permission and/or recognition first. Which nobody bothered to get.
| 22 Dec 2017
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You'll have to take that up with your local rabbit dog or bunnym'n. Or are they just zombiem'n now?
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| 22 Dec 2017
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![]() | Hard Drivin for PC/Amiga!
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| 21 Dec 2017
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![]() | Secret tricks of the Dangerdesque!
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| 21 Dec 2017
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![]() | Maybe this is all just payback for this. The mythological crossover fast food sandwich of legend!
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| 20 Dec 2017
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Nothing I signed on for. They don't even tell everybody the reference is from Sbemail 163! I even had to look that old cartoon up!
| 20 Dec 2017
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Blubb-O's, that is. Also, is that dayglow red monstrosity a fried chicken tikka masala sandwich?! If so, Strong Sad will take 12.
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| 20 Dec 2017
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Sorry guys. I'm already sworn to Blubbo's.
| 20 Dec 2017
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Lemme see if I can dig that dirge-y mess up!
| 19 Dec 2017
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I will! I have the whole thang ding ready to upload! Video and audio! Gimme few days!
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| 19 Dec 2017
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I was thinkin' the SAME THING!
| 19 Dec 2017
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![]() | Have a link to a crappy HTML page with your fav D'ween songs. Finally in high-ish quality!
homestarrunner.com/decemberweenso... | 19 Dec 2017
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No way! That Viking dragon has one of those greasy, whispy combovers. Looks like Nordump, Trogdor's depressing cousin that's always asking to borrow consummate V's and never gives them back.
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| 18 Dec 2017
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Nobody paid me nothing or asked permission or anything. I mostly hate chicken. Especially... in a pan.
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| 18 Dec 2017
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Don't know what that is and don't care!
| 18 Dec 2017
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Nothing I agreed to.
| 18 Dec 2017
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Until the cardboardium spear was SHATTERED into 8 pieces! Each shard conveniently landing in a different biome right next to a very large, very angry creature with easy to recognize patterned behaviors! Reunite the shards! Press START!
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| 15 Dec 2017
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![]() | Also, already taken though.
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| 15 Dec 2017
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I shoulda seen it. Perfection!
| 15 Dec 2017
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This linocut is amazing!! But whattaya call that thing I'm riding? A Cheatsteed? Cheatmount? A wild Cheatstang? Anybody else? I'm open to suggestions!
| 15 Dec 2017
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Total jerks the Brothers Chaps are about to be on @LibraryRadio's podcast Lost in the Stacks on 91.1FM WREK in the ATL at noon! They will talk too much and play some cool old 7 inches!
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| 15 Dec 2017
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Whoa! A rare, deep cut. I'll have to dig through some moldy old VHS piles to see if I can find it!
| 15 Dec 2017
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![]() | Here's an alt attempt at a @PatrickRothfuss draccus from yesterday. This one was more sperm whale/70's van than toothpaste dollop.
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| 14 Dec 2017
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Won't you join Homestar for whatever the crap a sweet winter's blush is?
Video Transcript{Open to the cross-stitched "A Decemberween Snowment with Puppet Homestar" title screen with the wreath and sprig of holly} MIKE: {voiceover} Go in again. PUPPET HOMESTAR: {voiceover} Ah, the first— MIKE: {cutting him off; voiceover} Uh— come this way a bit more— too much steps. There we go. {Cut to Puppet Homestar in a Santa hat outside a house while snow is falling} PUPPET HOMESTAR: Ah, the first hush... of winter's blush. Try and catch snowflakes on your tongue! {tries to catch snowflakes} Ahh. Or— on your mouth-shelf. If you got one. {opens mouth again} Ahhhhhhh... It's very easy to catch them, admittedly, when you have a mouth-shelf. {opens mouth again} Ahhhhhh. {smacks lips} Mmm. Winter's blush. Won't you join me... for a sweet winter's blush? {Cut to closer shot} PUPPET HOMESTAR: Isn't that what they call snow? Winter's blush? In the Amateur Snow-Eaters Professional World? {Cut to a poster for a "Winter's Blush" event:}
ANNOUNCER: Winter's Bluuuh...uuh-uuh-uuh-uuuuush! Fun Facts
| 14 Dec 2017
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Hey Andym'n! Here's a secret link to higher quality mp3's of ALL the Decemberween tunes
homestarrunner.com/decemberweenso...
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| 14 Dec 2017
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You guys did it! Since you raised over $14K for @PatrickRothfuss and @Worldbuilders_ everyone gets an extra special Skills of an Artist! And one of you lucky donors wins this drawing! Put your skills to such greater use and master the 4 Bean Salad!
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| 13 Dec 2017
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![]() | Last day to donate to @Worldbuilders_ ! Take a lesson from C.J. here! Only $1085 left to go and I'll do a special @PatrickRothfuss themed Skills of an Artist! $10k = 83.3333 goats for needy peeps! Don't you wanna see lotsa thirds of goats?!
Image TranscriptC.J. Claypool donated $73.44 Step 1: Add up the collective dollar amount for the 9 hours ago | 11 Dec 2017
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I can arrange that!
| 8 Dec 2017
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Is that on account of the 'Patreon' in 'Patreon-type deal'? Or the whole concept of 'Patreon-type deal' itself? Like what if I set up a 'Stonktreon' campaign? You be into that?
| 8 Dec 2017
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'Tis the weather* for a holiday classic with Puppet Homestar! (*Strong Bad does not respect or condone actually 'tis-ing the weather)
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| 8 Dec 2017
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![]() | Back atcha, stripéd beardym'n!
Member this?
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| 6 Dec 2017
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If we raise a total of $10K for the @Worldbuilders_ fundraiser (they give goats to peeps in need or something!) I'll do a special Skills of an Artist where I teach you to draw a draccus from @PatrickRothfuss' books! Then you can win the drawing! Gonate!
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| 6 Dec 2017
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I freely admit to starting this Skills of an Artist with absolutely no plan! The results speak for themselves!
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| 6 Dec 2017
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![]() | Here's a nicer quality gif. Not sure why all the jankitude in that little videro.
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Thanks to @babypopdipstick for creating the missing King Castlefunny artwork for this vintage Frothman's Lite Half-Full Cold Ones bar sign! Every lame man-cave or gross, shared college apartment needs one!
Video Transcript{There is a wooden wall with a bar sign on it, resembling a castle. On it, there is an advertisement for Frothman's Lite Half-Full Cold Ones, with @babypopdipstick's The King of Town fanart as King Castlefunny. On the left side, there is a brown and white object moving up and down in a wavy fashion.} Fun Facts
| 5 Dec 2017
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This is totally from when King Castlefunny was brought back as the inexplicable pitchman for Frothman's Lite Half-full Cold Ones! Your uncle prolly has a vintage wood-paneled lighted sign of this in his storage unit/current residence!
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| 5 Dec 2017
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Nobody do anything... Gingeresque!
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| 3 Dec 2017
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I say we suggest my ultimate crossover fantasy: Thy Dungeresqueman! Crooked cop rogue-lite textroidvania flask-sim!!
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| 3 Dec 2017 |
[edit] November
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Punchesintheface only!
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| 30 Nov 2017
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That's a good instinct, man! But it's to raise money to buy goats!! Can't nobody say Strong Bad don't love goats! They're inherently evil! Those sidewise eyes!
| 30 Nov 2017
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But I drink my yogurt from a tube!!
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| 30 Nov 2017
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This is a fantastic use of both time and effort!
| 30 Nov 2017
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There's still hope! I have a box of Kick The Cheat larynxes! instagram.com/p/BYO0e6kjNm9/
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| 30 Nov 2017
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Oh my style! I now know my new mission in life! To create an inflatable lawn Trogdor you can keep up year round! Who wants to to give-a four dollar-a to my Kickcheater campaign?!
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| 30 Nov 2017
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![]() | You guys are donating machines! We're almost to the $5000 mark already! Remember, every 10 bucks you donate to @PatrickRothfuss charity, Worldbuilders, gets you another chance to win Homestar crap! Keep it up! classy.org/fundraiser/1216597
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Some people have curly hair.
| 30 Nov 2017
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![]() ![]() | Want a chance to win one of the last remaining Kick the Cheats? Or the original Cornucopicron drawing from Skills of an Artist? DONATE to @PatrickRothfuss's charity and win nerdy stuff while buying herdy goats for peeps around the globe! classy.org/fundraiser/1216597 #RaiseTheGoathfuss
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| 29 Nov 2017
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Press B during character selection for alt costume!
| 29 Nov 2017
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The red was def triggering some severe rage reactions. Lotta punched Compaq CRT screens as a result.
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| 29 Nov 2017
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![]() ![]() | So, @rob_t_firefly sent me this stock photo hacker pic and he's totally wearing the same outfit I wear on Sbemail Inmate Outreach Night! 'Cept I secure my Lappier with a squash blossom vine 'stead of a chain.
| 29 Nov 2017
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It varies. The Cheat's base is like an inch and brother Graw Mad's is prolly 2.5? instagram.com/p/BYWip7DjD67/
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| 27 Nov 2017
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Naw you should be grood. Take your time. Make life last. Lurk longer. Creep closer. Staunch stranger... what were we talkin' about again?
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| 27 Nov 2017
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Hot Jones is approved. Hot Pooey, on the other hand, voids ALL the warranties. Ever.
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| 27 Nov 2017
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Looks like a white poop emoji. You know, like from the 70's when dog poop turned white sometimes. I blame Gaines Burgers.
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| 27 Nov 2017
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![]() | Obligatory Cyber Monday Crap! Give someone you love a mug full of figurines this Decemberween apparently!
https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/de ...
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| 27 Nov 2017
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I 'twasn't at Nameless Yogurt Country Club this year. The annual fees got too high and the quality of the breakfast buffet fell off a cliff.
| 24 Nov 2017
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You missed it! It was all over by 12:05am! They had to spray that immobilizing riot foam at them! It looks like a giant bargain hunter-filled ambrosia salad!
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| 24 Nov 2017
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They were delicious! Boiled, cracked, and dipped in lemon butter! The human arm OTOH was WAY too gamey.
| 23 Nov 2017
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Oh plounch! I can't wait for the Trogdor-Sweet Cuppin' Cakes-Limozeen: But They're in Space-Caleb Rentpayer shared cinematic universe!
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| 23 Nov 2017
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I dunno who @homestarrunner is. Not me. Not official.
| 23 Nov 2017
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![]() | Happy T from the hideous maw of Cornucopicron! May he devour all your holiday tablescapes and centerpieces!
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| 23 Nov 2017
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I'm woikin on it! Soon all will be applauded and uploaded! You must remain pants-patient!
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| 20 Nov 2017
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SBCG4AP is like a child I helped raise that has now gone to college. I see it on holidays and at funerals but have no control over its life.
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![]() | It's a match pre-made in Strong Badia!
| 19 Nov 2017
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I should get this person to help me work on VirtualPizz.biz 2.0!! VoxtualPizz?
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| 18 Nov 2017
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![]() | I think it's time we all accept that Strong Bad is, simply put, all up ins the world around you.
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| 15 Nov 2017
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![]() | You guys are the greatest fans ever! Now watch while I make fun of your awesome costumes!
flash: homestarrunner.com/fanstumes17.ht...
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| 15 Nov 2017
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I was just talkin' about "the new shirt" design on the t-shirt. But I s'pose I could be swayed to include baboon-arms Cardgage too.
| 14 Nov 2017
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![]() | Holy style, you guys! Look at this amazing old t-shirt design I made whilst drawing some Cardgage doodles! If this hits, let's say... 5,000 retweets, I'll offer it in the Homestore! The New Shirt!
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| 14 Nov 2017
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That's some serious sassin' back/givin' a time! Nice work, kids!
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| 12 Nov 2017
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Check out these guys' Limozeen cover! They get all twangly on it like those guitars with the weird hubcap on em, know'mtalkinbout?
| 8 Nov 2017
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Let's put the 'um..na' back in 'autumnal' with a new Skills of an Artist! I make drawing TUM(nal)!
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| 8 Nov 2017
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Strong Bad does not respect or condone the actions of Brainkrieg despite them being characters in a comic he made up. Sharpdene OTOH...
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| 4 Nov 2017
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Oh yes most definitely, doctor.
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| 3 Nov 2017
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'Santaman' is ok but looks like a made for TV holiday special. When little Jimbly falls in a vat of candy cane magic he becomes... Santaman!
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| 3 Nov 2017
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There are Christmas lights and Christmas trees and Santam'ns. But the holiday itself is Decemberween.
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| 3 Nov 2017
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Oh don't worry, I got you aaaall downloaded already. Just wait. In a week or so I will unleash my costume critique hallowrath uponst you!
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| 3 Nov 2017
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Download link for those who want to crank this in their mom's Taurus wagon! homestarrunner.com/songs/Brainkri...
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| 3 Nov 2017
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It's that moldy, groldy pumpkin time of year again so enjoy this classic Brainkrieg track everybody!
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Oh sweet dog, once you get me in the recording booth there's no tellin' WHAT I'll say!! I'll tear a script up and rewrite on the spot!
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| 2 Nov 2017 |
[edit] October
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![]() | Cram into the BoOoth everybody! It's this year's Halloween Toon!
Flash: homestarrunner.com/ween17.html
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| 30 Oct 2017
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Of course you can! You can send me unused 'stumes from '08 if'n you want!
| 27 Oct 2017
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Hey, I did it the last two years and I'm doin it this year! Yearly!
| 27 Oct 2017
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Don't forget to tweet me your great/terrible costumes so I can put em in my yearly slideshow and make fun of how messy your houses are!
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Hmm, I can manage a Happy Freakin Birthdad!! How's that?
| 26 Oct 2017
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What's that Character 12? You left your gumption in the font suitcase? That, my mild man, is the definition of far out.... that's right.
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| 26 Oct 2017
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Learn to invert 70's mom hair and draw The Cursed Legume in this week's terrifying Skills of an Artist!
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| 25 Oct 2017
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I've always dreamed that Homestar's weird shirtbody would decide to strangle him one day.
| 24 Oct 2017
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![]() | The internet is full of Wade Boggs?!
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| 24 Oct 2017
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Cordless 'Lectric Boots?! But how did they fit the cooling fan and heat sink and carburetor in those wonders of science?
| 24 Oct 2017
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It's okay. Creators change. Fans change. Perspectives change. But the internet will always be full of wadbags.
| 24 Oct 2017
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They're due whenever you dress up terribly as one of us and take a photo! I usually put up my slideshow a week or two after proper Ween.
| 21 Oct 2017
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Hey @englishhistpod when in history did 'burnination' get shortened to 'burn' or 'burning'? And who's responsible? Normans? Saxons? Zaxxon?!
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It's like the ending of Mario 2 cept way cooler! Snoozy SB dreams of beefed-up, abbed-up Cheat kickins!
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| 21 Oct 2017
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This is some of the best Tobering of Inks I've seen all month!
| 21 Oct 2017
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![]() | That's just Sickly Sam at the dentist, man!
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| 20 Oct 2017
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I love it! It's like I'm creepin at you through a murkmist!
| 20 Oct 2017
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Naw, just me rambling too much about northwise meeps. Ya gotta cut to the chase with meeps...
| 19 Oct 2017
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Oh man! My Blue Diamond Phillips looks so shiny and valuable up there on my forehead! Nice woik, joik!
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| 18 Oct 2017
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Let's all practice our northwise meeps on some tennis shorts with this week's Skills of an Artist!
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| 18 Oct 2017
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![]() | The real parenting win is what appears to be either Giant Chunks of French Toast Cereal or possibly carnitas in sweetened condensed milk!
| 15 Oct 2017
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Here's a YouTubrious link to yesterday's LiveSkills. Now in non-neck-straining landscape orientation!
| 12 Oct 2017
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That's The Homeschool Winner. He was just like Homestar cept smart and whiny and wimpy-- Oh wait, he was EXACTLY like Homestar cept smart.
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| 11 Oct 2017
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This gives me hope for the litigators of the future! Balance verification!!
| 11 Oct 2017
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Thanks for testing and tasting the waters with me! I'll learn how to get the thang ding to stay in landscape and we'll do this again soon!
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| 11 Oct 2017
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Skills of an Artist LIVE! Now!
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| 11 Oct 2017
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| 11 Oct 2017
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(i just do it right here on tweetmouth!)
| 11 Oct 2017
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Oh, by the dubs, It'll be right here on tweetmouth central!
| 11 Oct 2017
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Who wants to witness the trainwreck of a LIVE Skills of an Artist in about an hour (3pm EST)? Tune in and skill out!
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| 11 Oct 2017
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Teacher of the year!! TOTY! TOTY! I hear the inordinately long walk is also great for fine motor, mindfulness, and peepants control!
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| 9 Oct 2017
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Adorbz Alert! I wanna squish us all!! (cept for Creepo Depot Bubs, dunno where he's slinkin off to)
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| 9 Oct 2017
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Although it IS now normal for people to put on costumes at any time for no reason whatsoever, I usually wait 'til after Halloween for this.
| 8 Oct 2017
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This is some military-grade friend's momming right here! Do you know how often I dream of having my own undead head of Cardgage?!
| 7 Oct 2017
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that picture is of my burner-nator phone. everybody needs a 'nator to handle all their shady dealings.
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| 7 Oct 2017
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The whole fambly would always gather 'round to listen to Roosevelt's fireside Cheats.
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| 7 Oct 2017
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![]() | Thanks for the suggestion, @ProtagonJones! Here's this year's Mojiween Squint-ouette costumes!
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| 6 Oct 2017
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You made him cute!! How did you make him cute?! I've never NOT gotten the jibblies from an image of the Poopsmith before!
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| 6 Oct 2017
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![]() | Don't be fooled. I only tweet from this bad boy.
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| 6 Oct 2017
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![]() | Get to speck-a-latin'! Halloween costume silhouettes are all up on!
flash only: homestarrunner.com/ween17_teaser...
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| 6 Oct 2017
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![]() | Okay, but also I already made one a mills bills years ago. Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque, yo! homestarrunner.com/dangeresque.ht...
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| 5 Oct 2017
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I didn't see no video but all the sudden everybody started asking me about those chumps so I had to weigh in.
| 5 Oct 2017
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I don't what an avgn is but peoples keep buggin me bou dis.
| 5 Oct 2017
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![]() | This is all I will say on the subject:
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| 5 Oct 2017
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Fresh, hot, cold! Side effects include wine, women, and hyperglycemia.
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| 5 Oct 2017
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Oh man! The FunMachine Crapvantage! I loved that thing. I played through ALL of Duck Guardian 2 on slow-mo! Took 3 months!
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| 5 Oct 2017
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Headin down to the datum center to see what's up. But I'm more concerned with why you're on Videlectrix.com in 2017! Pigs on Head?
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| 4 Oct 2017
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I dunno, Pumpkin Bubs is getting dangerously close to paint daubs territory. Sharpie daubs count too, ya know!
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| 4 Oct 2017
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Nice work! #nodaubs4lyfe
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| 4 Oct 2017
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The recipe (cept for the steam and sugar) is locked in a totally-not-a-shoebox vault and kept under 24 hour totally-not-just-Poodonkis guard
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| 3 Oct 2017
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![]() | Deep cut! This is clearly Mario Paint era Strong Bad.
| 3 Oct 2017
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Aww. Lookit how cute The Cheat gets when I don't limit his Grumblecake-intake. Er, his Grumblintake. Chubcheat!
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| 3 Oct 2017
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I can neither confirm nor deny nor respect nor condone that Mopgene is related to Sharpdene.
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| 3 Oct 2017
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want so bad
| 3 Oct 2017
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Thanks for participating in the Stuff-Strong-Bad-Might/Could-Do Exploratory Poll! Now back to our regularly scheduled Skills of an Artist!
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| 3 Oct 2017
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everything would still be free. the donate peoples would just get bonus crap like puppet video chats and livestreamed sloshy practice.
| 2 Oct 2017
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tfw (totally fumbling with) the idea of a Patreon-type deal. What you think?
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| 2 Oct 2017
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tfw (them frothy washings) make you forget you're supposed to be tfw-ing but at least you smell nice.
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| 2 Oct 2017
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![]() | Scantron vs. The Visor Robot, @xArc_Knightx? I think-a we all know who would win that particular matchup!
| 1 Oct 2017 |
[edit] September
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tfw (the finest work) I ever pinned my name to may have been this infomercial from aught nine.
Video TranscriptThe video attached to this Tweet is the introduction to the Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD. Fun Facts
| 28 Sep 2017
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I wouldn't hold my collectorbreath if I were you. At least according to Count Longardeaux's Price Guide for Obscure Internet Cartoon Merch.
| 30 Sep 2017
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This is the best part of that collection anyway, man. All you need! #actualsciencelab
Video TranscriptThe video attached to this Tweet is the introduction to the Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD. | 30 Sep 2017
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![]() | Aw man I'm in the opposite boat! My friggin VCR won't stop barfing up the thang dings!
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| 29 Sep 2017
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tfw (thifty fousand wonderful) nerds are following my husky head! In thanks, have a deep cut where my accent totally hasn't changed I swear.
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| 28 Sep 2017
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I KNEW it would work! They told me I was a madman! A laughing stock of both the racing and lumberjack worlds! Vindication is MIIIIINE!!
| 27 Sep 2017
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![]() | tfw (this farout website) invites you to find your lost gumption with a new short
Flash: homestarrunner.com/yonderwebsite....
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| 27 Sep 2017
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tfw (thoroughly frozen whales) finally thaw and you realize this idea was a LOT better on paper.
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| 26 Sep 2017
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That's Denoob Largo, man! Maker of the Styleron Ecochair and other snooty, overpriced home furnishings! Wearer of ridiculous turtlenecks!
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| 26 Sep 2017
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tfw (those fragrant whims) overcome you and you let yourself fall face first into the ball pit
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| 25 Sep 2017
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![]() | Lookit this bullcronk! What? I don't post enough of those 'tfw' tweets? Fine! It's all-tfw posts from now on until I get totally sick of it.
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| 25 Sep 2017
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Sorry, in my terror I forgot to thank @_AlexHirsch for this new monstrosity (spoiler: it does NOT know the times)
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| 24 Sep 2017
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AHHHHH!
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| 24 Sep 2017
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This is EXACTLY what it looks like when you face Homestar head-on and he flaps his underbeak at you! Be glad you only see us from the side!!
| 24 Sep 2017
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![]() | Here's the twittervator pitch for Strong Bad's 'Drop A Train On Em' VR simulator. Who wouldn't wanna wreak havoc in this physics sandbox?
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| 23 Sep 2017
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Patience! We're currently cramming a bunker full of device-agnostic cartoons in preparation for the flashpocalypse!
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| 23 Sep 2017
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Look at him burninate the hairs right off your-- wait, so do you have popeye calves or popeye forearms?
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| 22 Sep 2017
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I dunno. Call your local Telltale representative or bunnym'n today and demand it!
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| 22 Sep 2017
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Aw man! That poor French cruller he just stepped on!! WHY!!
| 22 Sep 2017
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Master the subtleties and bubbleteas of Nature's Wave with a new Skills of an Artist!
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| 21 Sep 2017
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![]() | Who forgort to port?
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But there was no bigger stretch than her bizarre office-church-weightlifting novel 'Boss Ton, Mass.'
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| 16 Sep 2017
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Admittedly more of an At-a-cursory-glance-moji than a proper Squint one.
| 16 Sep 2017
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![]() ![]() | Me dressed up as Carmsquint Freakin Mirandoji! (a stretch, I know)
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| 16 Sep 2017
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![]() | Definitely starring this guy
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| 15 Sep 2017
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For what? Bubs on the ticket stub next to dirty laundry? Yep. Sounds like a new Decemberween tradition to me!
| 15 Sep 2017
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Not yet! But I see a VERY intriguing Let's Play in my near future! Who wouldn't wanna watch me speedrun DOTAD?!
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| 15 Sep 2017
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Stinkoman takes place one exty later apparently.
| 15 Sep 2017
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![]() | New level of difficulty! Halloween costume Squintmoji! Check out Homesquint dressed as John McEnroji!
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| 15 Sep 2017
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I think this one wins.
And forever burns itself into your nightmare pull-list.
| 15 Sep 2017
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Perfect companion to my post-Casino Night Zone playthrough speedrun unboxing reaction review show.
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| 14 Sep 2017
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THRILL as he talks Gunhaver through setting up a personal blog on a popular template-based drag and drop hosting solution!
| 14 Sep 2017
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I LOVE it when things come with mainstream success! Best toy accessory ever! Way better than when they come with a 'modicum of success.'
| 14 Sep 2017
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With you on this. Think I'm switchin to Filbert too. #Filbo4Lyfe
| 14 Sep 2017
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This is what I'm talkin about! Little Albert Squintmoji! GO!
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| 14 Sep 2017
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![]() ![]() ![]() | Runfire? Little Albert? Check out all these rejected Commando names I unearthed and then design what they should look like!
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| 14 Sep 2017
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I didn't think the Kitty could be topped for poshness but 'White Bengal Tiger Politely Holding Entire Roll of Toilet Paper' just might!
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| 12 Sep 2017
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Hang in there everybody! Escape the chaos for a moment with the Calming Skills of a Soothing Artistfarout.
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In process!
| 9 Sep 2017
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Classy! But the elevator in that theater burned down the stairs which short circuited all the ladders so it looks like you're gonna have to-
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| 9 Sep 2017
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This one tweet's enough for me man! Let's not stop at Steam. Let's go full Grumblecakes with this thing! Steam AND sugar!
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| 9 Sep 2017
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![]() | Totally man. And you can have this.
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| 9 Sep 2017
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'Sizzlin' Szechuan Steve' totally sounds like a professional Texas hold-em player. Or maybe a lame jazz saxophonist on a cruise ship.
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| 8 Sep 2017
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You better watch out or Videlectrix gone hire you! How do you feel about Actionscript 1.terrible?
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| 8 Sep 2017
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![]() | No, that braincrap end boss wasn't a Stinkoman level 10 relic. But these guys are! Tooth ooh lips?
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| 8 Sep 2017
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Oh sculpt! He looks even shinier & rubbier in his CG model form! Lookit the hand forging and smithing details in that cannonmouth!
| 8 Sep 2017
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3D printed Cannonmouth! 15% infill, no raft, no supports, remember to UNCHECK 'ooh lips.'
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| 8 Sep 2017
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Don't tempt me! I'll make one of them shirts where the design stretches around the whole thing and looks like YOU have a family might/could!
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| 7 Sep 2017
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Which ones you mean? The 'my head and crossbones' one? Or the 'prancey stripey Homestar' one?
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| 7 Sep 2017
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![]() | Join Team Kneepads! Fly Air Cardgage! By propular demank! Cardgage-ish shirts in the Homestore! homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/se ...
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| 7 Sep 2017
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Ye snatcheth the GRILL PAN and prepare to qualifry. Oh waiteth. Thy GRILL PAN needeth deglazing. Obvious exits are [P]revious Page and [T]OC
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| 6 Sep 2017
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You turneth to the Last page. An Index layeth nearby. Obvious entries are Flaskmaiden, Flaskmonger, and Grill Pan. Which wouldst thou pick?
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| 6 Sep 2017
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He's regressing! He thinks he should spend all his time mastering Macromedia Fireworks and Director!!
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| 6 Sep 2017
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You are in yon textbook. Ye see a maiden. She needeth more flasks. Obvious exits are [N]ext page and [L]ast page. What wouldst thou deaux?
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| 6 Sep 2017
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Easta Eggs, yo
| 6 Sep 2017
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With the death of Flash looming, The Cheat is looking for animation work. Here's his old reel of bowling animations. Alert Lord Brunswick!
Video TranscriptThe video attached to this Tweet is each of the Easter eggs from Labor Dabor, played in order. Fun Facts | 6 Sep 2017
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![]() | Here's the full sprite sheet for Strong Bad's Dog Doo & Cotton Candy Challenge. I dunno what the gameplay was but lookit that dog doo dash!
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| 5 Sep 2017
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"No Loafing"
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| 5 Sep 2017
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This week's Skills of an Artist Game Pak comes equipped with End Boss Feature!
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| 4 Sep 2017
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![]() | WIP
| 3 Sep 2017
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![]() | Squintoman/Stinkomoji sez: HaHaHaha! You are the boatfoot! HaHaHaHafoot!
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| 3 Sep 2017
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Cool. Next time I'll be sure and check Lame Beardo Guy's Guide to What Strong Bad Can and Can't Say. I haven't updated my edition since '11.
| 2 Sep 2017
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Yes. 'Untold' in the sense that on one ever told anyone that it was worth millions.
| 2 Sep 2017
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🎶Let's make this moment be the symbol of our lives. We'll red shell Birdo's Ooh Lips and we'll sail to Yoshi's Isle🎶
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You caught me man. Mainly I was just too lazy to change all that 'text on a line' in illustrator.
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| 1 Sep 2017
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"Yeah, squint up, kid!"
Video Transcript{A slightly edited version of The Thnikkaman squintmoji from the previous reply walks across a gray background, with "Here Comes the Thnikkaman!!!" in wavy letters above him. As he turns around and walks the other way, the "Comes" changes to "Goes".} Fun Facts
| 1 Sep 2017
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![]() | Yeah shut up, kid?
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| 1 Sep 2017 |
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![]() | Naw, that'd be more like this:
| 31 Aug 2017
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Oh dangmangle! The prophecy! My whole life has been leading up to the squintmageddon!
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| 31 Aug 2017
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![]() | I can't stop you guys! My brain is now replacing actual memories with squintmoji!
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| 31 Aug 2017
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The consummate kinda gets lost in translation but otherwise it looks pretty great! Print one out! Use the gold/chocolate hybrid PLA filament
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| 31 Aug 2017
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![]() | Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous squintèd, stripèd pants?
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| 30 Aug 2017
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Oh man! The Cheat's video for my Grumblecakes jam is a bonus feature on that thing! I haven't watched that mess in forever!
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| 29 Aug 2017
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Mister Senor himself! Squint along with me brothers and sisters!
Video Transcript{Cut to a comparison shot, with Senor Cardgage on the left side, labelled "ORIGINAL", and his squintmoji on the right, labelled "SQUINTMO'". Above reads "0% SQUINTIFICATION". Squintification turns to 10%, 25%, 50%, and 75%, as the image becomes blurrier. A rubber stamp with the word "INDISTINGUISHABLE!" is stamped on.} Fun Facts
| 29 Aug 2017
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![]() | Kick that can of water soup, The Homestar Runner!
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| 29 Aug 2017
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Amazing use of negative space to achieve picket fencitude! Majesty is repeatedly biting you in the face!
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| 28 Aug 2017
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![]() | Brother Graw Mad! (maybe on rolla skates?)
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| 28 Aug 2017
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![]() | Squintmojis everybody! Now YOU try it! Let's see who we can barely recognize!
Flash: homestarrunner.com/squintmoji.html | 28 Aug 2017
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| 26 Aug 2017
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Totally inaccurate! I haven't worn that belt buckle since, like, 3rd grade! And only 2 underjohns?! Everybody knows I'm septuple U-J rated!
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| 26 Aug 2017
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That startup sound isn't just classy, it's CLASSIO!!
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| 25 Aug 2017
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Oh dangle! We got ourselves a tattoo war goin'!
| 25 Aug 2017
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(that's the sequel)
| 25 Aug 2017
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Yes please! Write your local Nintendperson or Rabbitdog and Bunnym'n and vote YES on prop SBCG5AP!
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| 25 Aug 2017
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Wait! When did he get demoted from Commander to Captain? Secret City politics are brutal man!
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| 24 Aug 2017
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Cheese curds? Seagulls? Underjohns? It must be a new Skills of an Artist!
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| 24 Aug 2017
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I dunno if this is real or a penjob, but either way I vehemently support adorning one's flesh with Onion Bubs.
| 24 Aug 2017
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![]() | Hmm. I dunno. Maybe an Old Timey 1936 Homsar? Has there ever been one of those?
| 23 Aug 2017
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This is some cute fan art and all @3Dchatworm, but some WEIRD freakin' stuff starts happening when you touch Homsar.
Video Transcript{Cut to fanart of Strong Sad holding Homsar against a dark gray background. With squishing sounds, Strong Sad's head rotates clockwise so that his face is facing up, and his "soft-serve flip" is facing down. Then his face moves back to its normal position (without the rest of his head), as nostrils appear under his mouth, making it appear to be a nose, and his soft-serve flip like a mouth. Strands of hair appear at the top of his head.} STRONG SAD: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAah! {Strong Sad's head goes back to normal.} | 23 Aug 2017
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Now I want The Hurricane to be a reality!! I really dig that you gave her single-nail soolnds too! Her and Sharpdene should form a band!
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Yes! I encourage everyone to apply their own personal touch! If your moms'll be more convinced by an herbs n' spices bot, then GOFORIT!
| 19 Aug 2017
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![]() | Maybe you're right. But MY sometimes-tongue is WAY cooler than Homestar's!
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| 18 Aug 2017
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I dunno where you got that picture from either @GryphonAMX, but when you get a slice of watermelon like that, there's only one thing to do.
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| 18 Aug 2017
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More like pivoting to updated content. But I can go back to the old way if you like. See you in 4 years!
| 18 Aug 2017
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Join along with me as we chop off Strong Sad's leg together!
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Thank YOU! Lookit all that squash and stretch! I love it! I wanna pile those noodle arms into a bowl and dump some alfredo sauce on em!
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| 17 Aug 2017
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![]() | Dunno why, but I'm gettin a distinctive instant martians vibe from this drawing. Or I guess I should say 'mortions' in this case.
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| 17 Aug 2017
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![]() | Hey nice fan art, @kylelabriola-- WAITAMINUTE! Homestar doesn't have a tongue!!
| 16 Aug 2017
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![]() | I made a new Strong Bad Email. That is all.
YT: youtu.be/UpelIgwoUKw
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| 14 Aug 2017
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Hmm, let's see... How bout 'Four-door sedan,' 'over there,' and um... 'Aaron Burr, sir.'
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| 11 Aug 2017
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Hot brixx! Look at how posh! This should be, like, a toilet hood ornament! Oh man!! Toilet's totally NEED hood ornaments you guys!
| 11 Aug 2017
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Enjoy all-day Marshalade with the new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles-So-Near medicated patch! (thanks for the inspiration @CraftingGeek!)
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| 9 Aug 2017
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Big thanks to @forestersct @slackerdook and @Hayden_TF for coming by the stu-jo and recording some lackluster crowd sounds for sbemail207!
Video Transcript{Cut to a still image of three people holding Casio keyboards with Puppet Strong Bad in the corner} {lackluster crowd sounds} Fun Facts
| 8 Aug 2017
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Saw this pic through @DocJohn90 and @FacesPics. This is definitely a Strong (carry-on) Bag.
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Cannonmouth! The new classic!
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| 2 Aug 2017
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There's no way Marshie would be that psyched with Nibbles so near. Ooh! New product! Fluffypuff Nibbles-So-Near convenient medicinal patch!
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| 1 Aug 2017 |
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![]() | Found this in the instructions for one of my old handhelds. Apparently this was at the height of calculator cachet. #treatitlikeacalculator
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| 31 Jul 2017
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No, but if you punch us in the stomach in the first 10 seconds of Round 1, we both puke!
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| 31 Jul 2017
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You guys! Your fan art continues to reach untold levels of make-me-look-awesome!
| 30 Jul 2017
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![]() | Oh I got it, @RipplinBuck. I was just, um, saving it to put in Stinkoman Level 10. Which I believe has been delayed to the ACTUAL year 20X6.
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| 29 Jul 2017
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![]() | I will see your amazing fan art and raise you THIS!
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| 29 Jul 2017
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Don't worry. He's clearly just gasping at an empty pool skimmer in which he was hoping to find his lost retainer.
| 28 Jul 2017
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This works on so many levels! I can't seem to stop it from working on so manydang levels!!
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| 28 Jul 2017
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Don't be afraid. These are just the opening spasms of the prelims of the fits and starts of my death throes!
| 26 Jul 2017
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Shut up, lady!
| 26 Jul 2017
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Don't worry, there's a sbemail creepin in the bushes. I swear! But until then... skill out on this!
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| 26 Jul 2017
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Where do I sign up for this STEAM STEM STOM Makerwhatev Camp?! Arduino? More like Ardui-YES!
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| 25 Jul 2017
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![]() | 'When Flash is truly dead, our lives will be nothing more than one loooong exported PNG sequence.' - Strong Sad Allen Poe
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| 25 Jul 2017
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Beefy legs?! Your 12-year-old has crossbred Trogdor with the S is for Sucks Dragon!! He must be stopped! (i dig that flaming peasant tho)
| 24 Jul 2017
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Why? Are you the mythological 'Beehan'?! And you need me to tell you to 'kick it out?!'
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| 24 Jul 2017
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Brother Graw Mad is inconsolable over the loss of MS Paint. Let's all pour a little libation outta our Paint Bucket Tools today.
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| 24 Jul 2017
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![]() | Don't forget these guys from the Millionzoic Era! I AM NOT EXEMPT!!
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| 24 Jul 2017
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That's pretty dang accurate, @SmallLindsay! But you forgot the best part of those movies! Listen & Loin!
Video Transcript{A still image of Strong Bad on the phone is shown with the text "Voice of: Strong Bad via unplugged 'ol landline"} STRONG BAD: It's pretty baller. You got yer little girl. Yer grandpa spider. Yer pig time parents. Know what I'm talking about. And every time in the third act, without fail, something gets huge and giant and starts oozing blood and goop all over the place! And at that point in the movie, I always get the Studio a-Ghibli-jibblie-jibblies! Fun Facts
| 23 Jul 2017
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![]() | Just so's everybody knows, my appearance on @cyborgturkey is NOT an official collaborasche! Don't make me call in ol' Litty Jack!!
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| 22 Jul 2017
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Dangtwice! Craze-O Facemake's facial recognition algorithm is pretty legit if it can somehow discern Homestar's 'face.'
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| 20 Jul 2017
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![]() | Sorry @m0mentring, Space Robo-Bubs is no match for...
Image Transcript{The Int-Ball floats aboard the International Space Station. Onion Bubs floats in from the lower-right corner and bumps the Int-Ball off the screen, taking its place.} | 18 Jul 2017
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New DLC for Craze-O Facemake, y'all! Get to in-app purchasin'!
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| 17 Jul 2017
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No sbemail yet. But maybe an art lesson will tide you guys over!
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| 12 Jul 2017 |
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![]() | It does when I utilize THIS bad girl!
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| 23 May 2017
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![]() | Help me fill in the blanks. Winner gets both their ding AND their dang email checked.
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| 23 May 2017 |
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Video Transcript{A hand holds Shark-Tooth Bubs by the head in front of a grey couch. He has small, white, limp balloon attached to his face, obscuring most of it.} SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: Hey! Don't forgwet me! I still got the downstairs happenin'! {The hand drops Shark-Tooth Bubs, who falls onto the couch and bounces slightly on impact.} | 21 Mar 2017
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Happy World Puppet Day apparently!
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| 21 Mar 2017 |
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Here in Free Country USA, we've got something waaay betterworse than that naked ol' Cupid. Behold! #themakeromancer
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| 13 Feb 2017
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Found this horrifying snippet in a rusty film canister in the attic. Thought maybe you guys could ruin your exes' vamlumtimes with it.
Video Transcript{Sickly Sam stands in the middle of a black, Old-Timey void and sings a song.} SICKLY SAM: {singing slowly} Are we gonna make romance? And are we gonna make romance? Are we— {Dee slides in from the right and harmonizes.} DEE: {singing slowly} Are we— {Dee bumps into Sickly Sam and they recenter in frame. Sickly Sam slowly puts his arm around Dee.} BOTH: —gonna make romance? {Both disappear with a "pafh!" cloud of dust} Fun Facts
| 12 Feb 2017 |