@StrongBadActual Tweets 2022
From Homestar Runner Wiki
This is a list of all the @StrongBadActual Tweets from 2022.
[edit] December
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| Quick! This is the only night you can really use this Onion Bubs sticker! Erโฆ sorta!
| 31 Dec 2022
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| The Van Halen belt buckle assures me that The Cheat has found a happy home!
| 29 Dec 2022
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They been workin on it for a while! Let this pretty good live show recording tide you over:
old.homestarrunner.com/zeenlive08.html
| 28 Dec 2022
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In case you missed em, @VoodooPupMusic and @AustinNebbia Bandcamped all their Decemberweenvent cover songs so you can check em all out!
| 28 Dec 2022
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| A rare, hatless Anew App! Worth way more! Mint in box! VG condition!
| 27 Dec 2022
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| And now let us celebrate the rejected art from the Decemberweenvent Calendar.
| 27 Dec 2022
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 | Happy Shark-Tooth Dethemberween. (music by the incomparable @trott)
Video Transcript{Shark Tooth Bubs dressed as The Dethemberween Thnikkaman stands on a Decemberween Tree, while jazz music plays} | 25 Dec 2022
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I dunno if Junior is doing a Homestar impression or if he just sounds like that. Either way, Happy Decemberweeve @VoodooPupMusic and @AustinNebbia! Thanks for DโWeenventing along with me!
| 24 Dec 2022
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More Guaraldian Decemberweeve magic from @trott! I didnโt get weepy at the reprise at the end, YOU got weepy at the reprise at the end!
| 24 Dec 2022
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| Happy Decemberweeve! Hereโs the flash version of the big Day 24 culmination (in case you wanna watch like tโwere 2004).
homestarrunner.com/toons/december...
| 24 Dec 2022
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This is it! Day 24 is like a mini-Decemberweeve cartoon! Thanks for joining me on this musical, non-chocolate-filled holiday ride peoples!
Video Transcript | 24 Dec 2022
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| Now THIS is truly his big score! @VoodooPupMusic and @AustinNebbia, I can only hope some teens actually name their terrible nth-wave ska band โSka-gdorโ someday.
| 24 Dec 2022
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Anybody else havin this prob? The Cheat tested it on his Mac without issue. Canโt replicate.
| 23 Dec 2022
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A THIRD song from @trott?! He must be stopped! Go hang out with your family! Donโt encourage Videlectrix to make bad Trogdor games!
| 23 Dec 2022
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WHAT?! Two different versions from @trott in the same day?! The man is a machine! Or... a machine man. Er, maybe he is just a chine. But he is still @TROTT-doooor!
| 23 Dec 2022
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Check out this latest from @trott! Any mention of the Dancing Brothers is top notch in my book, though Guaraldi never shoulda trusted that Martbell. While The Killer Dynamo maybe have the best name, GLENN is the one you want when the styles are down.
| 23 Dec 2022
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Z and X on keyboard are your A and B. WASD or arrow keys to move. Select/SHIFT to mute music.
| 23 Dec 2022
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I blame those hacks at Cheap As Free Music! At least they botched the song to a lesser degree than they botched the drawing of Trogdor!
| 23 Dec 2022
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Mebbe I can get Bubs on it. Didn't think anybody'd wanna actually listen to those! Bonus!
| 23 Dec 2022
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Don't forget to waste 2-3 mins of your time with Videlectrix's rushed re-skin mini-game! Play on phones or in browzas!
| 23 Dec 2022
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like the plinky piano versions?
| 23 Dec 2022
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 | Twas the 23rd day of Decemberweenvent, and all the land was in ruinโฆ
(homestarrunner.com/toons/decemberweenvent-calendar)
Video Transcript | 23 Dec 2022
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From the Rankin-Bass holiday special โA Year Without Thnikkaman,โ comes this circus-time funjob from @VoodooPupMusic and @AustinNebbia!
| 22 Dec 2022
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And also donโt forget you can all @trottโs Decemberween finger plinkinโs at his Van DeKampโs fish sticks page:
| 22 Dec 2022
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Turn them bubblin holiday lights on and crackle up by the fake fireplace for this somber but bomber Dethemberween Thnikkaman from @trott.
| 22 Dec 2022
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Donโt forget, you can stream/buy this song and more on all the streamins. Put em in your holiday playlist and confuse and befuddle Grandmaw Auntpaw this Decemberween!
| 22 Dec 2022
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| Hereโs the one they didnโt use!
| 22 Dec 2022
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 | Weโre getting close! Day 22 can almost hold a candle to your cousin Deborah! Or even Debra!
https://homestarrunner.com/toons/december...
Video Transcript | 22 Dec 2022
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This obscure characters ornament-a-thon is getting nuts-go-nuts! Weird Snake Joe! Humidibot! Sweet Moves Thomas! And, not-so-obscure, ONION BUBS!
| 21 Dec 2022
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Listen to this! This 8-bit Stinkostyle is tri-wavulous! Imagine yourself on Decemberween morn in some footie pajamas and youโve taped the Videlectrix FunMachine to your head so none of the other kids can play it!
| 21 Dec 2022
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This Stinkomandolin version from @VoodooPupMusic and @AustinNebbia sounds like itโs from the failed โStinkotactics Fantasy RPG: The Caliber of Most Challenged Gentleman If Ever There Was One.โ
| 21 Dec 2022
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Itโs been busted since Flash died. Ruffle doesnโt support all its actionscript magic yet but hopefully someday. Or MAYBE youโll be able to play it some other way soooooon!
| 21 Dec 2022
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I donโt want HotPants Stinkoman to work, BUT HE TOTALLY DOES!
| 21 Dec 2022
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Ooh! This Stinkoman Level 1 from @trott could be the theme from the 80โs re-hash of a Stinkoman anime, redubbed and repackaged for western audiences!
| 21 Dec 2022
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Iโll get Bubs on it right away. Nice to know anybodyโs looking at that moldy olโ flash site at all!
| 21 Dec 2022
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You sure? I canโt replicate. Duzzit happen when you first get to the page? Or after listening to a song or click โback to menu?โ Any specifics?
| 21 Dec 2022
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 | Day 21 is thankful for favorite food, spiced bun, frozen bake, and allโat and allโat.
(https://homestarrunner.com/toons/december...)
Video Transcript | 21 Dec 2022
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Sadly that is not a thing. But maybe someday! The Puppet Squad has expanded but is not in fightin shape.
| 20 Dec 2022
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So melon-cauli! This sounds like a song you hear the house band at a hotel lounge play while you pace nervously in the lobby, trying to rebook your flight over the pay phone, as the snow begins to fall outside and no one, NO ONE, can locate grandma.
| 20 Dec 2022
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Letโs all cuddle up with a soft blanket, a cuppa Hot Jones (or Warm Jenkins for you lightweights), and the latest from @trott!
| 20 Dec 2022
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Not a phone numba. Donโt call it. Listen to this instead:
| 20 Dec 2022
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 | Day 20 of Decemberweenvent brings the greatest threat Dangeresque has ever faced!
(homestarrunner.com/toons/december...)
Video Transcript | 20 Dec 2022
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I can just see these barbershoppas standing around a game demo table in flaming robes at a depressing low-attendance midwestern con trying to attract attention to the Videlectrix booth! Pfft! Who would ever do that?! (Nice woik @VoodooPupMusic and @AustinNebbia)
| 19 Dec 2022
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Lookit all these obscure styles! I can almost taste the Sculpey-y clawmeats!
| 19 Dec 2022
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I kinda want @trottโs majestic version of todayโs Decemberweenvent song to be used in a junior high drama club production of Peasantโs Quest: The Rather Musical Adventure.
| 19 Dec 2022
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 | >open calendar to Day 19
_____________________________ | You open the calendar. Your face | | falls at the lack of chocolate. Not | | like, falls off. Just like, bummed. | ——————————————————–- (homestarrunner.com/toons/december...)
Video Transcript | 19 Dec 2022
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A double dose of smooth jazz today! @VoodooPupMusic and @AustinNebbia made the Zeen equivalent of that โHey, You Gave Me a Feverโ song or whatever!
| 18 Dec 2022
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Ahhhh! Stop making me like jazz @trott!! Why do I think this rules?! What is happening to me?!
| 18 Dec 2022
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 | Day 18?! More like Day EightZEEN!!
Video Transcript | 18 Dec 2022
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You askin me? The songs were all made by Cheap as Free music, prolly before their Decemberweenvent Calendar was printed. I dunno who the crap that frog is.
| 17 Dec 2022
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This 50's-style version of The Cheat is Not Dead from @VoodooPupMusic and @AustinNebbia makes me wonder if anybody ever wore a Mr. Poofers skirt with some of them blatant leather shoes or whatever.
| 17 Dec 2022
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DecemberweenDang! @trott got a real kids' choir to perform today's mash-em-up of "Hark! The Cheat is Not an Angel Singing (Which Would Seem To Indicate That He Is Dead)."
| 17 Dec 2022
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Lookit! You can get @trott's Guaraldian versions of our songs at his Bandcamp page. Gift em to pals for Decemberween! Scatter them amongst your holiday playlists like festive dander!
| 17 Dec 2022
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 | Decemberweenvent Day 17, manโฆ where did we go wrong? Seems like just yesterday we were putting stickers on Homestar's faceโฆ this one's for you.
(homestarrunner.com/toons/december...)
Video Transcript | 17 Dec 2022
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I love this! A fan-made ornament of an unnamed, non-speaking, non animated character that has only existed for a couple weeks and appeared like 3 times!
Fun Facts
| 16 Dec 2022
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It sounds like @VoodooPupMusic and @AustinNebbia made the theme to the live action romcom WatchInYourSweatpants Channel original holiday movie of Homestar Runner Presents: Presents. Starring Harry Hamlin, Lan Handermannek, and Cloris Leachman!
| 16 Dec 2022
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| More severely misinterpreted art from Cheap As Free Music's talented illustrators!
| 16 Dec 2022
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Maybe @trott will make today's song into a sport coat! It sure sounds ripe to me!
Fun Facts
| 16 Dec 2022
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 | Day 16 of Decemberweenvent is really sorry that it got you bad presents. (homestarrunner.com/toons/december...)
Video Transcript | 16 Dec 2022
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They used to call me the human stylophone! @VoodooPupMusic styles it out telephonically!
| 15 Dec 2022
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Gimme a C, a bouncy C for todayโs styles from @trott. This feels like itโd go over a montage of me and The Cheat somehow saving Decemberween for Strong Badia by vaguely painting and constructing something offscreen until we high five!
| 15 Dec 2022
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 | Would everyone please rise for day 15 of Decemberweenvent.
(homestarrunner.com/toons/december...)
Video Transcript | 15 Dec 2022
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He turned it into Monkey Island music!
| 14 Dec 2022
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More stuff from more people! I hope nobody loses their job due to making these things every day! Strong Sad says he knows who @VoodooPupMusic and @AustinNebbia are referencing here but I dunnoโฆ
| 14 Dec 2022
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Training sim like always.
| 14 Dec 2022
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 | 8-bit dang! @Gfdgsgxgzgdrc turned Strong Bad is a Bad Guy into the end boss music for the non-existent video game I always wanted the website's Games menu to be! Listen to the whole thing in the original tweet!
Video Transcript{the aforementioned music plays over the Stinkowing flying throug the space background of the Scrolling Shooter Games Menu. From the top of the screen Vector Strong Bad appears, who the Stinkowing shoots. Vector Strong Bad shoots out five energy spreadshots, the second to the left one hitting the Stinkowing. Vector Strong Bad shoots outs two more rounds of shots, which the Stinkowing is able to avoid, shooting Vector Strong Bad until he explodes} | 14 Dec 2022
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| What?!! Thatโs one of the few bands me and Strong Sad can agree on!
| 14 Dec 2022
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Videlectrix knows. Ruffle doesnโt support all the actionscript junk it was using yet. But perhaps there will be an alternative way to play this game someday sooooooooonโฆ
| 14 Dec 2022
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 | Todayโs rendition of Strong Bad is a Bad Guy from @trott makes perfect intro/outro music for Dangeresque!
Video TranscriptThe aforementioned song playing over the Intro and Credits of Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque. Fun Facts
| 14 Dec 2022
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Check it out! @trott put some of his Decemberweenvent remixes up on VanCampโs pork nโ beans website! (or something like that)
| 14 Dec 2022
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 | Get out your glowy box! Itโs the 14th day of Decemberweenvent!
(homestarrunner.com/toons/december...)
Video Transcript | 14 Dec 2022
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Today @VoodooPupMusic and @AustinNebbia bring out the Teen Girl Squad themesโs inner-Thunderstruck thatโs been hiding inside all this time! I truly do miss video games b/w my mom!
| 13 Dec 2022
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I could definitely see Sci-fi Greg leading a double life as Music Theory Greg and really digging the jazz education @trott is giving us all with these musical nuggs.
| 13 Dec 2023
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All nerdy sheet music issues should be taken up with the weirdos at Cheap As Free Music. You see what they made me look like? I think any mistakes are just the musical equivalent of adding human noses.
| 12 Dec 2022
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 | Day thirTEENโฆ
(homestarrunner.com/toons/december...)
Video Transcript | 12 Dec 2022
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Hereโs hoping you get this little a cappella gem from @AustinNebbia and @VoodooPupMusic in your holiday musical concert this year. Should def become a standard!
| 12 Dec 2022
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CCDOโs, roll, roll up your green sleeves for @trottโs latest styles!
| 12 Dec 2023
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Man you people are really trying to get me to just stop doing this arenโt ya?
| 12 Dec 2022
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| 12 Dec 2022
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No, but if you were a clueless illustrator from a childrenโs introductory piano lesson book publisher you might interpret him that way.
| 12 Dec 2022
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 | Day 12 of Decemberweenvent is a delicious part of this complete delicious breakfast! (other days and their dumb comments now archived here:
homestarrunner.com/toons/december...)
Video Transcript | 12 Dec 2022
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And check out this incredible 3 Times Halloween remix from @Gfdgsgxgzgdrc! It starts as a cover of sloshy's cover and then turns into a medley of EVERY ween toon theme song!
| 11 Dec 2022
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Another great Decemberweenvent remix from @VoodooPupMusic! You made it sound like No Probalo part 2! The Cardgagery is seeping into your pores!
| 11 Dec 2022
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This holiday season, summon dead plants and live relatives with smooth jazz from @trott.
| 11 Dec 2023
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 | Dayleven of Delemberveenwent Clamanderโฆ phew! All that Cardgage yesterday musta rubbed off on me! (Follow along at home: homestarrunner.com/toons/decemberweenvent-calendar)
Video Transcript | 11 Dec 2022
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 | Steel yourself, Dan, for @trottโs sitcom theme song-worthy version of todayโs Decemberweenvent entry!
(full version in original tweet)
Video Transcript{zoom in on the Weird Shrub} CAPTION: SENOR CARDGAGE starring in {Senor Cardgage starts to rise out of the shrub} CAPTION: NO PROBALO! {cut to Senor Cardgage standing in front of the shrub with a tent over it from Senorial Day. Cut again to Strong Bad and Cardgage next to a camera from too cool} CAPTION: with STRONG BAD {cut to Strong Mad running away from Cardgage from kind of cool} CAPTION: STRONG MAD {cut to The Cheat smiling while flying} CAPTION: featuring THE CHEAT {cut to the "Family Might Could"} CAPTION: and introducing THE FAMILY MIGHT COULD {cut to Strong Sad, Homestar, Strong Bad and Strong Bad screaming in the Basement of the Brothers Strong. Cut again to Strong Bad sitting on a fishing boat with Senor Cardgage} CAPTION: created by JAMES J. SPORTSINTERVIEWS {the TV turns off} Fun Facts
| 10 Dec 2022
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 | Get a leg up on the pile, Prestilmba! Itโs Dray 10 of Declemberweenbent!
Video Transcript | 10 Dec 2022
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New Pine-Flavored Fluffy Puffs! Hide some โneath your tree for creepy times!
| 10 Dec 2022
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Did you want a broadway inspirational lovestonk version of the Fluffy Puff jingle?! @VoodooPupMusic has got you covered!
| 9 Dec 2022
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 | Today @trott got all bump-da-da-dump with Marshieโs jingle so Marshie budder-a-dumped right back at him!
Video Transcript{Marshie is seen in extreme close-up. He is scatting "My Little Drum" by repeating "bump-da-da-dump" over and over.} {An extreme close-up of Homestar Runner fades in. He joins the tune, scatting "boo-doo-doo-doo" over and over again, his lips making an "ooh" shape.} {The scene alternates between Marshie and Homestar. At the end, Marshie scats an angry, discordant finale.} | 9 Dec 2022
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 | Everybody try the Puffety Technique (eww?) with Day 9 in our musical Decemberweenvent Calendar!
(homestarrunner.com/toons/decemberween...)
Video Transcript | 9 Dec 2022
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Today @trott delivers some hornless โSmells Like Teen Salt Peanuts Action Spirit!โ Dizzy Cobainspie would be, would be proud!
| 8 Dec 2022
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| You mean like-a these?!
| 8 Dec 2022
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 | On this day 8th- er, deighth of Decemberweenvent, let us ALL switch to our dispenser fists and ooze radioactive goo.
(homestarrunner.com/toons/decemberween...)
Video Transcript | 8 Dec 2022
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I StrongBadistar! I hunger!!@VoodooPupMusic is at it again with a remix that starts in the arcade and ends in the shredfactory!
| 7 Dec 2022
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Just sold outta stuff for the holidays! Itโll be back in the new year.
| 7 Dec 2022
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| If you still need to do some Decemberween shoppins, @Fangamer has a buncha exclusive merch! TGS stationery, collectorโs glasses, a talkin plush of me, & more!
fangamer.com/collections/ho... | 7 Dec 2022
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| This is like if StrongBadZone was one of those Rez-type games cept with smooth jazz and a giant beatnik vector Strong Bad head!
| 7 Dec 2022
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Cool. Iโll just stop then.
| 7 Dec 2022
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 | Good tidings and GOOD GRAPHICS to you on this 7th day of Decemberweenvent! (furlough along here: homestarrunner.com/toons/decemberween...)
Video Transcript | 7 Dec 2022
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| Oh man @VoodooPupMusic finally gave this guy his due! Check out this ska rendition of the CGNU fight song!
| 6 Dec 2022
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| Todayโs contribution from @trott is givin off some nice pre-movie โPlease Enjoy The Showโ vibes. That or DL Claborn Buick vibes. 0:25 in the vid below:
youtu.be/J-_Nn9OmcVo
| 6 Dec 2022
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 | Decemberweenvent Calendar Day 6! The man in the mascot brings you his famous fight song (with apologies to Gary Larson, Lord of all Ooh Lips)
homestarrunner.com/toons/decemberween...
Video Transcript | 6 Dec 2022
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@VoodooPupMusic has stolen my Vudโville!
| 5 Dec 2022
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Lookit that cleaver!! For when Trogdor wants to dice up his cottages and peasants before burninating.
| 5 Dec 2022
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More glade plug-ins from @trott! At this point I should just tear up the Decemberweenvent calendar and let him take over.
| 5 Dec 2022
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I believe Homestar received a graphical upgrade in both Luau and Jorb after the fact.
| 5 Dec 2022
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Sorry you missed out! You can tell @fangamer but I think that might be it for the olโ scarf nโ toque.
| 5 Dec 2022
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 | Let Day 5 of Decemberweenvent worsh away YOUR worries like the storm of โ28! (interactive menus here: homestarrunner.com/toons/decemberweenvent...)
Video Transcript | 5 Dec 2022
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Same!
| 4 Dec 2022
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| I heard that they never aired this crossover โcuz the sponsors pulled out due to fan anger over having Tuxworth speak in plunger-trombone voice. Blasphemy I say!
| 4 Dec 2022
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 | Day 4 of the Decemberweenvent Calendar digs deep and comes up with a Tuxworth of gold! (archiveth here: homestarrunner.com/toons/december...)
Video Transcript | 4 Dec 2022
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These awesome remixes you peoples are doing almost makes this calendar worth the not-chocolate!
| 3 Dec 2022
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More musicmagic from @trott adding holiday flavors to my Casio labors!
| 3 Dec 2022
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 | Day the 3rd of the sheetmusical Decemberweenvent calendar! Letโs open it together, shall we?
(btw the flashy version always goes up the night before: https://homestarrunner.com/toons/december...)
Video Transcript | 3 Dec 2022
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Thatโs insanely fast!! And at that scale, the little tree looks like a cool fishbone style or maybe a major surgery scar!!
| 2 Dec 2022
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My Hot Choco Toque-O! Itโs gone Crochet Time Jones! I love it! Now do my Decemberween holiday sweater!
| 2 Dec 2022
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Letโs just hope this person continues to make Vince Guaraldi Trio versions of these songs for the rest of Decemberweenvent! They should put THESE on loop in the mall food court!
| 2 Dec 2022
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 | Day 2 of the musical Decemberweenvent Calendar! Will it be one of YOUR faves?! Interactive flash-styles here:
https://homestarrunner.com/toons/december...
Video Transcript | 2 Dec 2022
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 | Tiz the seaz for a daily musical Decemberweenvent Calendar! Follow along every day for a different song to learn! I make music FUN!
https://homestarrunner.com/toons/december...
Video Transcript | 1 Dec 2022 |
[edit] November
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Why canโt play? Linux? Linus? Lucy?! Those dang Van Pelts!!
| 25 Nov 2022
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| Oh damp, just saw this. If you wanna give Videlectrix an extra 20 cents today only, go buy the fully voiced version of the Halloween Point n Click game for 2 bucks:
videlectrix.itch.io/hide-n-ween | 25 Nov 2022
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One time I glued 12 of them to Strong Sadโs chin while he was sleeping. Iโm sure one of those is lyin around still. Lemme look!
| 25 Nov 2022
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| Nothin special for Bubs Friday cept that Trogdor The Board Game (and everything else in the Shopify store) is STILL 50% OFF!
myshopify:homestore-runner.myshopify.com | 25 Nov 2022
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 | Gather โround the piano for a holiday classic!
Video Transcript | 23 Nov 2022
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Video Transcript
| 19 Nov 2022
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I gots this:
strongbadallthetimesogreat.com
| 18 Nov 2022
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Interesting! My brains went โฤ-dej for the ฤ-jed.โ Either way wins!
| 18 Nov 2022
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| I guess thereโs also my instant gramb account (same @strongbadactual) that I never update and features gems such as this.
| 18 Nov 2022
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| For everybody that keeps asking where to find me if this account goes away, donโt worry. Iโve made something calledโฆ a website.
Fun Facts
| 18 Nov 2022
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Ruffle doesnโt support enough old actionscript3 magic yet. Weโll get there eventually.
| 10 Nov 2022
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Are you clicking in the right spot to activates em?
| 10 Nov 2022
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| Btw did you know that for a couple years now the sbemail menu has been all fancy and html5-y and has all the old versions of my computers and scroll buttons songs hidden therein? Works on phones too.
| 10 Nov 2022
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All gone! That was fast! Thanks peoples! Everything else in the Shopify store is still halph off so maybe you can pick yourself up a consolation prize. For now, you can watch the cartoons the old FLASHioned way: on a website dot com.
homestarrunner.com/sbemails
| 10 Nov 2022
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Should be region free.
| 10 Nov 2022
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All the Easter eggs are intact in some way. Using either the ancient โalternate angleโ or โalternate audioโ features if you can find a player that still uses em.
| 10 Nov 2022
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| Thereโs less than a hundo left of my six disc Sbemail dvd set for 50% OFF! Someday I might print more but maybe Iโll just hold out for the 12K holo-brainchip VR release.
homestore-runner.myshopify.com | 10 Nov 2022
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Usually anything with โlofiโ in the name is more Strong Sadโs thing, but this studying/relaxation playlist of Hโญ๏ธR-related song remixes by
@TakaraPOV knocked me out for over 12 hours! Thanks to @Lilmiztrubl for slipping it in my Suudsu!
| 10 Nov 2022
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| Aw man, this new in-pantsventory system that Videlectrix is implementing for the PC port of Dangeresque is supreme! What other game lets you drop months-old coffee right into your drawers?!
Image TranscriptDANGERESQUE: Yeah, I might accidentally drink it if it's just sittin' there. {he pulls his waistband out and drops the coffee cup in his pants, they snap shut} | 9 Nov 2022
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| Apropos of nothing, Onion Bubs iMessage stickers!
https://apps.apple.com/us/app/onion-b... | 3 Nov 2022
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Sadly those are gone forever. We sold them for 17 years and that was it.
| 1 Nov 2022
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As far as I know, this is the first StrongBadZone tat on the planet. Can anyone prove me wrong?
| 1 Nov 2022
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50% OFF SALE! Get your Decemberween shopping done early! Everything in our Shopify store is HALF OFF! Thatโs CDโs, DVDโs, the board game and more!
homestore-runner.myshopify.com | 1 Nov 2022
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 | Found these deleted phrases from my Talkinโ Plush Doll. A real shame we couldnโt fit em all on the tiny voicebox inside my husky plush head.
Video Transcript{the head of the plush is continuously spun around with "TALKIN' STRONG BAD PLUSH - DELETED PHRASES" written above it. STRONG BAD: "Dear Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?" Oh allow me to demonstrate, ON YOUR FREAKING FACE! {a beep sound is heard as the screen cuts to white briefly before cutting to the next line, this is done after each line} STRONG BAD: {unenthusiastically} Holy crap. STRONG BAD: Let's say you and me go knock back a couple cold ones. STRONG BAD: {cutesy} You're my best friend. {speaking normally} Y'know, after The Cheat, Strong Mad, and... pretty much everybody else in the world STRONG BAD: That makes me uncomfortable! STRONG BAD: I see you jockin' me. Tryin' to play like, you know me. STRONG BAD: Once you've squeezed me a million times, I barf! STRONG BAD: {heavily distorted} I HAVE COME FOR YOUR SOUL!! {clears throat} 'Scuse me, had a little demon stuck in my throat. HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey kids, I'm Talkin' Homestar, {zoom in as Homestar's face appears above the Strong Bad doll and the colors become inverted} {distorted} and I've possessed your Strong Bad doll. | 1 Nov 2022 |
[edit] October
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 | This is definitely one of my favorite features (favfeech) of the game. I just keep making him injure himself with that ladder!!
Video Transcript{In a scene of Halloween Hide & Seek, Homestar is in the Spooky Woods, in front of the ladder.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Should I get that ladder? Or use that ladder? Syd Getman or Syd Useman? {A dialogue tree appears with choices of "Syd Getman!" and "Syd Useman!" A cursor selects "Syd Getman!" and Homestar picks up the ladder, which disappears into hammerspace behind him.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ow. | 31 Oct 2022
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Itโs a MINI point nโ click. And technically itโs not new cause it came out last Halloween just with no voices. But still, glad youโre psyched! Just didnโt wanna get your hopes up too high!
| 30 Oct 2022
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Videlectrix could output one, but Open Source Greg isnโt available to test it! He overclocked his Powerade-cooled Linux tower and it exploded blue electrolytes all over his 27 vintage mechanical keyboards.
| 30 Oct 2022
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For just 2 bucks, you can get our Halloween Hide nโ Seek mini point and click adventure game now with FULL Voice Acting!!
Get it for Mac or Win here: https://videlectrix.itch.io/hide-n-ween
Video Transcript | 30 Oct 2022
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Whoa! This could almost get me to reverse my stance on Paint Daubs!
| 30 Oct 2022
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| If you dress up as anything Hโญ๏ธR-related this year and would like to have your costume freshly roasted by me, tweet it here and Iโll consider it!
| 29 Oct 2022
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| There are lotsa reasons to get the Teen Girl Squad stationery set from @fangamer. But you only need these four.
fangamer.com/products/homes... | 27 Oct 2022
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| Crack open your chest cavity, and let a little jibblie into your heart.
| 26 Oct 2022
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 | Curses! The going rate for this can-kicking buffoon has been reduced to a mere 500 pennies!
(Kick the Can Old Timey Homestar pin on sale for five bucks) fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner/products/ho...
Video Transcript | 26 Oct 2022
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You do exceptional woik!
| 25 Oct 2022
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Couple hundo each
| 25 Oct 2022
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I hope dang so!
| 25 Oct 2022
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 | A buncha Homestar merch is on sale @Fangamer including this toque/scarf combo! Buy em ups here:
fangamer.com/collections/ho...
Video TranscriptHOMESTAR RUNNER: Ah it's finally toque weather, so I'm wearing a toque. I'm like, Benjamin Toqueweather over here. Ooh, and check out my cool scarf! {zoom into the scarf then cut to it lying flat on the ground, it then pans up the scarf} HOMESTAR RUNNER: You got my logo. HOMESTAR RUNNER: And then a Homestar Runner's gotta run! HOMESTAR RUNNER: And then, The Show! {a jingle from The Show plays} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Marzipan. {music from The Luau plays} {rotate around to show the scarf upside down} HOMESTAR RUNNER: And then we get to the central scarf vortex. STRONG BAD: And then I take over! There's me in the basement, I'm like {mumbles} Super Scarf Quest. STRONG BAD: {speaking normally} And then {yelling} TROGDOR! {Trogdor plays} {speaking normally} Look at that pathetic peasant. And then, whoa! I'm getting electrocuted! And then my awesome but oft-overlooked logo. {cut to show the other side of the scarf} HOMESTAR RUNNER: And this side is like, one of them scarves you wear to a football match. You know for like, Free Country USA FC United, uh, Emirates, probably. {cut to a picture of multiple pieces of merch from Fangamer that slowly grows larger} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {speaking fast}A buncha Homestar Runner stuff is on sale at Fangamer.com right now. STRONG BAD: {disclaimer appears} Scarf commentary not included. Fun Facts
| 25 Oct 2022
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| If you really wanna Homestarloween party like itโs 2000, hereโs the flash version of this yearโs Ween Toon:
homestarrunner.com/toons/ween22 Make with the clickety-clicks! | 25 Oct 2022
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| The new Halloween cartoon is an old Halloween cartoon with all-new DLC!
Watch it on out here: https://youtu.be/js5sPwVvNlg | 23 Oct 2022
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| I isolated these old 360 Teen Girl Squad animations and find them weirdly mesmerizing. Dunno WHATโS goin on with So and Soโs hair!
| 15 Oct 2022
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For all yโall swiffy flashy types hereโs this version:
https://homestarrunner.com/ween22teaser
| 13 Oct 2022
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 | Salloween Hillouettes!! A new Ween Toon is a-comin soon! Time to speculate so great!
Video TranscriptFun Facts
| 13 Oct 2022
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| The print-on-demand place added welcome mats and I couldnโt resist!
Get your own ifโn you want to jibblify all who approach your home! https://strongbadsspecialtyshoppe.com/listing/jibbli... | 4 Oct 2022
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| I mean, the Pee Pants-ometerโข๏ธ alone is such an incredible innovation. I canโt believe more modern horror survival games havenโt adopted it. Yโknow like Dark Seed, Alone in the Dark, Hunt the Wumpusโฆ ALL the triple-A titles.
Fun Facts
| 3 Oct 2022
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At this time of year, let us all remember that before Disk 4 of 12, we had one glorious week of โJoystick Wagglinโ with Videlectrix.โ We can only hope that one day they will return.
| 3 Oct 2022
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To cap this thread off, letโs not forget @LouBarlowโs fantastic cover of Round and Round. One of the rare times I was actually into a rec from Strong Sad:
| 1 Oct 2022
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| This plastic barf puddle/omelette was def the best part. A Kickstarter exclusive if I remember correctly.
| 1 Oct 2022
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If you have no idea what any of this is in reference to, itโs from my latest episode of Strong Bad Plays Old PC Games and Talks About Them At Length:
| 1 Oct 2022
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| And then, of course, here are the results for:
You are in the Torture Chamber. You see Ratt. Obvious exits are East and West. What a different one T can make!
| 1 Oct 2022
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| Here are all the results for:
You are in the Torture Chamber. You see Rat. Obvious exits are East and West.
| 1 Oct 2022
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| It weirdly added video gaminess to the images with no prompting! Did NOT get the same kinda results for:
You are in the Tower. You see Sledge Hammer, Parapets. Obvious exits are West.
| 1 Oct 2022
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| Plugged some Vampireโs Castle room descriptions into one of them ai image generators to see if it made better pictures than The Cheat.
Hereโs some for โYou are in the Alchemistโs Lab. You see Flask of Oil. Obvious exits are North and South.โ | 1 Oct 2022 |
[edit] September
| Text / Transcript | Date / Link | |
|---|---|---|
 
| No costume? No probalo! Grasp thyself a Jibblies or a Bad Graphics Ghost t-shirt and youโll be Weenโd up in no time! Pixel Ghost shirt even runs in BASIC (if you turn around).
Jibblies: https://strongbadsspecialtyshoppe.com/listing/jibbli.. Ghost: https://strongbadsspecialtyshoppe.com/listing/bad-gr... | 27 Sep 2022
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| Oh man! Everybody go vote for this fan made Lego Ideas set so Tiny Bricks Corporation can be like โUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm. No.โ
| 24 Sep 2022
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Oh man! These fan made action figures are mindblow central! Lookit those glow-in-the-dark abs! And the radioactive goo! How do I get one of these?! Comms friggin open??!
| 22 Sep 2022
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 | New Disk 4 of 12!! The Cheat adds his own visuals to the real text adventure that inspired Thy Dungeonman! Scrolls, parapets, flasks! Theyโre all here! Watch the whole thang ding: https://youtu.be/C3-0vXrBwwE
Video Transcript | 19 Sep 2022
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For those who are baffled, a bit of context:
| 12 Sep 2022
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Nope. Wrong one.
| 12 Sep 2022
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 | Rare Cannonmouth screen test! Oh what might have been!
Video Transcript{Cannonmouth bobs his head from side to side and opens and closes his mouth} CANNONMOUTH: It's me, Cannonmouth! {continues to look around} CANNONMOUTH: {babbling} | 12 Sep 2022
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Thereโs not much, but hereโs some context:
| 9 Sep 2022
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| The get-greating just doesnโt stop!
| 8 Sep 2022
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Iโm on board, Iโm not bored
| 5 Sep 2022
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| Homebrew-dang! @deater78 is at it again! Check out this awesome Atari 2600 port of Secret Collect that may or may not have been unearthed from a litter box!
| 3 Sep 2022
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Heโs real! Heโs REAL! Heโs fina-lully real!
| 1 Sep 2022 | |
[edit] August
| Text / Transcript | Date / Link | |
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 | Videlectrix sent me this dev footage from 2006. Wrenchburger! A butt! How did they cut these things from the final game?!
Video Transcript{Dangeresque stands in from of the Gremlin facing to the left} DANGERESQUE: {thinking} a butt {turns to face the Gremlin} DANGERESQUE: {thinking} a butt {turns to face the screen} DANGERESQUE: {thinking} a butt {cut to Dangeresque slightly further forward, a sewer cap is looked at} DANGERESQUE: great cap. {the inventory is open showing a boombox, a hamburger, and a wrench. The boombox has the description "I need some tapes for this". The boombox is moved on top of the burger, which has the description "Smells/tastes like ketchup".} DANGERESQUE: I can't use thems together. {the boombox is dragged onto the sewer cap} DANGERESQUE: I throwed it down the drain. {the wrench is moused over with the description "Good for fixin' crap". The wrench is dragged on top of the burger, combining them to form a wrenchburger with the description "Probably fixes ketchup". DANGERESQUE: Sweet! I made a wrenchburger! {the menu is closed} | 28 Aug 2022
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Aw craptangle. This was the better joke. I shoulda consulted Strong Sad. Heโs nerdy enough that he woulda known bout delta Vโs.
| 25 Aug 2022
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I said that capsule should pull consummate Gโs! CONSUMMATE!
| 25 Aug 2022
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 | Sunday! SUNDAY! Someday!
Video Transcript{A loop of a 3D The Cheat rolling in a tire jumping over a bucket of fried chicken and going past the stop sign and cinder block, while a metal version of the Awexome Cross music plays} | 15 Aug 2022
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Just under 3 hundo of each.
| 12 Aug 2022
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 | Less than 200 sets of Cheat Commandos figurines left with no plans to make more! Youโve almost bought ALL their playsets and toys!Get em before theyโre Rock, Rock GONE!
https://bit.ly/3SNbK8Q
Video TranscriptSINGERS: Cheat Commandos figurines | 12 Aug 2022
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| I dunno when this even happened, but thereโs an Onion Bubs t-shirt over here. Wear with caution. Spontaneous shrieking, fainting, and desperate fan-pleading may occur.
https://strongbadsspecialtyshoppe.com/listing/onion... | 9 Aug 2022
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| Iโve gone rogue and started drawing up my own dang cards! If youโre at @Gen_Con, come play Crime Scene Tamperer with me today from 2-6pm at @GTGamesLLCโs booth 1321!
| 6 Aug 2022
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| GenCon peoples! Come play Trogdor with me at @GTGamesLLC booth 1321 right friggin now until 6!
| 5 Aug 2022
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| Come to @GTGamesLLC booth 1321 and help me get ridda this pile!! Theyโre gonna make me eat what they donโt sell!!
| 4 Aug 2022
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| GenCon Attendees! Hereโs my 2022 Schedule of GenConnery!
Checka me out at @GTGamesLLCโs booth 1321! | 4 Aug 2022 |
[edit] July
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|---|---|---|
 | I hereby a-dang-nounce:
Dangeresque Crime Scene Tamperer! A party card game collabo with @GTGamesLLC coming soon-esque! Come play it with me at @Gen_Con booth 1321!
Video Transcript{Dangeresque in a crime scene with a body outline on the ground with curly fries in them. The scene is blocked off by police tape that says "Crime Scene - No Crossy".} DANGERESQUE: Oh this crime scene's been tampered with. Was it {turns towards camera} you? {zoom in and play music sting} DANGERESQUE: And up to five of your friends ages 14 and up? {cut to a file folder that has police tape on it that says "CRIME SCENE", with "DANGERESQUE" and "TAMPERER" appearing above and below it. A picture of Perducci and the DNA Evidence alongside two other file folders that say the same thing as the main one, with a boxing glove styled like a fingerprint on it} ANNOUNCER: Dangeresque Crime Scene Tamperer. {appears below} The party card game for guilty parties. {cut back to Dangeresque} DANGERESQUE: It's not a who dunnit, {takes of his cool shades and eyes the viewer suspiciously} because YOU dunnit. {cut to a back screen that says "COMING SOON" shortly after being changed to "COMING SOON...ESQUE". "PAY AT GEN CON BOOTH 1321" appears underneath with the Greater Than Games and Homestar Runner logo under that} | 28 Jul 2022
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 | WARNING: Everything is great in puppet land.
Video Transcript{Puppet Strong Bad is sitting on cardboard patterned like a stone wall as the camera slowly zooms out from his legs} PUPPET STRONG BAD: Ah, this is the life. Sittin' up here on the King of Town's castle {camera quickly zooms to show Puppet Strong Bad with a tiny head} gettin' great! {zoom out to show Puppet Homestar with tiny legs sitting next to Puppet Strong Bad} PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Boy I'll say Strong Bad, you and me are like the get great crew up here! PUPPET STRONG BAD: Total! Let's sing our theme song! PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay! {music starts playing as a cartoon moon appears in the top left corner} PUPPER STRONG BAD AND PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: We are the Get Great Crew
{The Get Great Crew title card appears}
| 25 Jul 2022
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Itโs Bring Your Expansion Deck To Work Day!
The HomeStore is back up and running and Trogdor and his Expando Deck are both in stock! https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com | 19 Jul 2022
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Hey! They Fhqwh-fied my Secret Collect! Somebody get that freakin duck away from both of my pixels!
| 15 Jul 2022
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The modeling clay or sculpo or pleistocene or whatever you used for these REALLY captures their innate dump-lumpiness. Nice woik!
| 12 Jul 2022
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Oh yeah, link prolly woulda been a good idea. I do tweetmakes good!
| 10 Jul 2022
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| If you see that unlicensed unlicensed D&D Trogdor shirt, donโt buy it and get this legit way more metal one from @Fangamer instead by the amaze-o @spacecoyotl! All proceeds benefit The Cheat!
| 9 Jul 2022
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| No but you can give them this drawing I just made.
| 8 Jul 2022
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| (no text)
| 8 Jul 2022
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| Looks like Iโm gonna have to do a teaser campaaaaaign!!
| 8 Jul 2022
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Oh I know! Letโs rip off a giant corporation AND a tiny independent wrestleman at the same time!!
| 5 Jul 2022
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It will be once the Homestar Store is done switchin fulfillment biz in a few days. Hold tight!
| 4 Jul 2022
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I will direct that question to @GTGamesLLC. You folks gonna be peddling my Expando styles at GenCon? Or have I gone triple platinum sold-out already?
| 4 Jul 2022
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| For all two of you that give a crap, Strong Sad has a new Six-Sadded Die explaining the Trogdor Expando Deck
https://youtu.be/EvkZfUXEUbs (watch for the debut of Too Much Talking Man Mark II)
| 4 Jul 2022
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| Who this guy?
| 4 Jul 2022
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| Now you can relive all those burninated summers you spent at Camp Scalding Lake, Peasantryโs finest camp for short-panted youth!
https://strongbadsspecialtyshoppe.com/listing/camp-s... | 2 Jul 2022
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| See now, if Homestar looked like this (and I had circular saw/toilet paper hands) then Iโd WANT to cut a record with him.
| 2 Jul 2022 |
[edit] June
| Text / Transcript | Date / Link | |
|---|---|---|
 
| How do you prefer your Dangeresque? Flishy-flashy cartoon? Or jangly-dangly puppet?
| 29 Jun 2022
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Sadly you gotta go digital for that one. No Sibbie on vinyl.
| 22 Jun 2022
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| This is a Retweet of @STSPhonoCo, which posted a picture of the green Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits vinyl and a link to buy it on their store. | 22 Jun 2022
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โLo, and when the children draweth first an S, and then -verily, forthwith, untoward, harpsichord- draweth a more different S, then shall the Trogdoor openeth, bringing sweet burnination unto the world.โ
-ancient Peasantry text
| 20 Jun 2022
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Does it let you customize the discarded meltshake cups that rattle around on the floor as you Forze your way towards the Horizon (Iโm assuming thatโs the gameplay here)?
| 18 Jun 2022
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I donโt know all the technicalities, but would โsew goodโ be invalid here? Even if this was hanging in a grandmaโs foyer type situation?
| 14 Jun 2022
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| Looks like he just read a "Dullard" comic too in the upper left there.
| 7 Jun 2022
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 | The alwaysawesome @JanelleCShane got the #dalle neural network to generate some hilarious images of "Strong Bad checking his email." So The Cheat and I animated and voiced our faves.
Video Transcript{An AI generated Strong Bad that looks like a red ball holding an envelope} AI STRONG BAD: Muy bad, bar bag cg {switches to another AI generated image of a red creature holding a cellphone with an e-mail program open} AI STRONG BAD: BALL! BALL! {pronounced baal} {switches to another AI generated image of a red oval creature with a mouth only opening on the left in front of a computer} AI STRONG BAD: Dalaband the wanichivv {switches to another AI generated image of a red oval creature with a square body and round head glaring at the screen, with a computer with an envelope on it next to him} AI STRONG BAD: Bdl! Bdl bdl bdl bdl bdl! Bdl! {switches to another AI generated image of a red creature with a wedge shaped head floating over the body} AI STRONG BAD: Bed in eald jof madet. {switches to another AI generated image of a small red creature with one eye holding a black object facing a computer screen with the nonsense email on it, with the screen on fire.} AI STRONG BAD: {reading the email} Baslo'ead. alasing xad.. Aavclte GArurgtuairlE tevel. {stops reading and looks towards the screen} I have a little remote control. {clicks the remote as the fire goes away and returns while speaking} It turns on and off the fire. {switches to another AI generated image of a Strong Badman-like character in front of a computer. A caption at the top of the panel reads "IMA BUMLDEEN..."} NARRATOR: In a bulding... AI STRONG BADMAN: Stiny! Bad Mamdia! Baamacied! {a Strong Badman comic appears titled "Thr Tolgl Adventrees oof BAAD MAMDIA" with "BAMAACIED?!" written next to the Strong Badman-like character} {switches to another AI generated image of a hunched over red creature with a long nose and claw hands} AI STRONG BAD: {heaving} Boad bck Hcand ba henton odclo. {looks down at his hand} I hate these magnet hands, {holds a floppy disk with his other hand} I'm always erasing my floppy diskettes. | 7 Jun 2022
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WE'LL BLOW UP THE MOCHA!!
| 7 Jun 2022
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| This is a Retweet of @JanelleCShane, who posted the image results of putting "Screenshot of a Flash animation of Trogdor burninating the countryside" into the DALL-E AI. | 5 Jun 2022
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| This is a Retweet of @JanelleCShane, who posted the image results of putting "screenshot of a flash animation of Strong Bad checking his email" into the DALL-E AI. | 5 Jun 2022 | |
[edit] May
| Text / Transcript | Date / Link | |
|---|---|---|
Iโve already gone on a legal rampage aimed at @Radrappy. I threw SEVERAL sub-poo-enaโs at him!
(also, I love how that drawing of trogdor is burninating theโฆ graduates? scholars?)
| 31 May 2022
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That cow clip on Homestarโs shoe is the mostmake.
| 30 May 2022
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This guy just straight DEMANDS you call him on his Selfoam. Itโs like, you donโt even get a choice.
| 30 May 2022
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Just take those old glasses off the shelf!
Blubb-O's Collector's glasses and Teen Girl Squad Stationery from @fangamer! fangamer.com/collections/ho...
Video Transcript{The Blubb-O's logo on a red background} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: New at participating Blubb-O's restaurants and Fangamer.com, {Fangamer logo and all four glasses appear} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: ...it's Homestar Runner collector's glasses. {glasses spin around} Featuring all of your favorite occasional cartoon characters: {cut to a glass with Homestar on it} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Enjoy a refreshing glass of melonade with Homestar Runner! {Ice appears in the glass and Melonade is poured in, while the Melonade logo comes in from left.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {mouth on glass moves} {monotone, in old-style voice} I'm finally drowning in melonade! {normal voice} I've had this dream so many times! {cut to the Strong Sad glass} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Pep yourself up with Strong Sad and a cup of our Nitro Room Temperature Brew. {logo for Nitro Room Temperature Brew appears to "fill up" while the drink is being poured into the glass} STRONG SAD: This little scribble cloud in my thought balloon has got my torpor all in a stupor. {cut to marzipan glass with green liquid is sloppily poured into it} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Have a... {queasy murmur} "healthy" glass of Smarty Juice {logo appears} with Marzipan. ANNOUNCER 2: {spoken quickly, text appears with asterisk on bottom} Mrs. Pan unavailable for witty dialog due to ongoing litigation with Blubb-O's Restaurant Corporation {Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat glass} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: And chug down our new Suudsu Meltshake {logo appears} with Strong Bad and The Cheat. {gummy bears are dropped into the cup while milkshake is sloppily poured in} STRONG BAD: The Cheat, I told you to order us a Piemonade Meltshake. THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises} {a slice of pie is thrown at the cup, most of it missing} STRONG BAD: Oh, the best of both woilds! {a hand appears and scrapes the pie off the table and puts it in the cup} STRONG BAD: Yeah that's—that's good. Just, just scrape that up there, with your hairy arm... just plop it— plop it right in. {the liquid-filled glasses slide in from the top and bottom} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Homestar Runner Collector's Glasses. Collect them all, because you don't get a choice! {"*GLASSES NOT SOLD SEPARATELY" slides in from the left} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Also from Fangamer.com: {cut to a scene from Teen Girl Squad Issue 1} CHEERLEADER: Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK— {the Teen Girl Squad stationery redesigns cover the girls, knocking them down} ANNOUNCER STRONG BAD: MERCHANDiE!!... 's'd {cut to Teen Girl Squad stationery} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Teen Girl Squad Stationery! {cut and pan down one of the notepads} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Notepads, {cut to the other notepad, then cut to the stickers and tape} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Stickers and washi tape, {cut to close up of the tape, the cut to the pencils} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Pencils, {cut to Post-It page markers} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: And these little... bookmark-y... strip things. I dunno what you'd— I don't know what they're for either. {cut to all products on a red background} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Collector's glasses and stationery. Nei—neither of these things are edible! {cut to Blubb-O's logo} DRIVE-THRU WHALE: {appears in speech bubble}Offer not malleable in all 50 steaks. Remember to tape it to your forehead. | 24 May 2022
|
 
| Controversial fan theory:
First guy grows up to become second guy. | 23 May 2022
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MORTARBOARDโD!! (ow! my debate team sash!)
| 14 May 2022
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Just gonna leave this right here:
| 12 May 2022
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That carpet! I can smell the cigarette smoke and cold ones that are stinkstained into it even though neither are allowed at SPC!!
| 10 May 2022
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I feel the same way! The whole thing will get all HTML5, non-flash updated like the Toons and Sbemail menu, itโs just taking a while.
| 5 May 2022
| |
 | Member, like, 20 freakin years ago when The Skate Party made this song? The Cheat was always gonna make a video for it until he realized, y'know... Strong Sad. [LOUD WHINY EMO WARNING]
Video TranscriptEach Day They make fun of me (in my dreams) Each Day Each Day {guitar solo} Each Day Each Day | 3 May 2022
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Workin on it! This summer we should have global styles by the miles!
| 2 May 2022
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 | New Expando Deck for Trogdor The Board Game!
More Action Cards! Emergency Cards! Spell Cards?! Buy it and any other item (including the base game) and get $5 off your wholedang order. bit.ly/39xwBe6
Video Transcript | 2 May 2022
|
Jimmy McGill is basically Bubs and Coach Z in one.
| 1 May 2022
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Jimmy and Kim are just not in the right demo. Those A/V kids though. They should know.
| 1 May 2022 | |
[edit] April
| Text / Transcript | Date / Link | |
|---|---|---|
| For those of you worried that The Cheat is getting too good at animation, never fear. He's still got it when he wants it.
| 29 Apr 2022
|
| The napkin doodle in question. Circa 2004? The Cheat made Homsar play lefty in his animation for accuracy.
| 28 Apr 2022
|
| To commemorate @tmbg using an old napkin doodle of Homestar and Homsar in their fan club mailing list today, The Cheat decided to animate it.
| 28 Apr 2022
|
You should ask @Fangamer! I only have access to Bubs and I don't trust his customer service!
| 25 Apr 2022
| |
 | How do I win handheld games with boxing gloves on? Watch my Strong-Play of Marzipan Beef Reverser to find out! Full vid here:
https://youtu.be/i14Oi9Fcvwo *spoilers for Beef Reverser. spoiled beef, as it were*
Video Transcript | 25 Apr 2022
|
This rules! Check out that clickety-clackity LASORB beam! Light Awesomplification by the Stimulated Omission of Robotic Burnination!
| 23 Apr 2022
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| Whoa @lightmanx5! That concrete paver looks just like me from the short-lived landscape planning game "StrongBadZone: Hardscape!"
Image TranscriptSTRONG BAD PAVER: YOUR YARD A SPLODE | 20 Apr 2022
|
Check out these incredulous custom Lemmings levels for the Apple ][ !! From the same progrumming magician responsible for the Peasant's Quest Apple ][ port!!
| 17 Apr 2022
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| Don't forget to microwave one of these little guys today!
| 17 Apr 2022
|
| Oh man! Is Daffodil part The Cheat?
| 15 Apr 2022
|
| Thanks for forwarding this @DeanTheAdequate!
It's just like that limited edition, mail order-only re-color of the Cheat Commandos Troop Transport! I got to be a decal!
| 15 Apr 2022
|
| Since itโs the season, donโt forget your all-time fave Spring Break destination back in โ94 with this incredible @kee_fry t-shirt design!
bit.ly/3KOBNYz | 15 Apr 2022
|
This is the @leepetty equivalent of checking that "touch up my appearance" box in those fancy video calls.
| 12 Apr 2022
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| What browser you using? If you give it a sec, you should get a big play button like this. Thatโs Ruffle working its post-flash magic. Click it to watch. If nothingโs showing up, call Bubsโ customer service.
| 8 Apr 2022
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 | Lookit my extra husky, extra circular head! Lovingly cross-stitched by @CraftingGeek!
Video TranscriptSTRONG BAD: Whoa, it's like you peeled off my face and stretched it across this frame! Or under one of those glass display cases depicting a prime specimen. Here we see the {"fig1a:" appears at the bottom, and the words spoke appear} fortis malus luctatio. Which was known for catching its prey by regurgitating its own style. {cut to the Strong Bad cross-stich hanging from a tree} NARRATOR: Yes, it's the fortis malus luctatio. {zooms into the cross-stitch} NARRATOR: Colloquially known as Strong Bad, who's known at times to regurgitate its own style. Don't ask me to explain what that means, 'cuz I'm just really tired, and I'd like to have a lie down. | 7 Apr 2022
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| For all you purists, here's the Flash version of sbemail 209 complete with compressed audio and clicky-clicky easter eggs!
homestarrunner.com/sbemails/209-p... Including a Flash-exclusive easter egg to replace the one with video footage in it that Ruffle doesn't like. | 7 Apr 2022
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| 7 Apr 2022
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dunno where this link came from but maybe it will help.
tinkercad.com/things/f7ymdas... better hurry and download before it becomes private again!
| 6 Apr 2022
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| 6 Apr 2022
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Psst! Next time try and hit Homestar!
| 6 Apr 2022
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It was available for free on my downloads page for 20 years.
old.homestarrunner.com/songs/Everybod...
| 6 Apr 2022
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| With the recent re-stock of Strong Bad Sings on vinyl, donโt forget you can stream/buy ALL of my awesome musical styles from your fave streamins services here! 100โs of songs! Severals of classics!
songwhip.com/strong-bad | 6 Apr 2022
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Sorry, it's a Gizmondo exclusive!
| 6 Apr 2022
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| Big update for Marzipan Beef Reverser!
videlectrix.itch.io/marzipan-beef-... -mini platformy levels -randomized beef! -Milkwave! -random health drops -hidden bonus levels -hidden BOSS -PAUSE BUTTON Play on phone, in browser, or download for GameBoy or Analogue Pocket! Made with @GBStudioDev! | 6 Apr 2022
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| Also, letโs talk about how @leepetty made me the perfect blend of The Beast from Krull and that creeptake from Xtro!
| 5 Apr 2022
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| I shoulda mentioned that my awesome cyberalien visage (and all artwork) are by the amazing @leepetty! You wonโt believe how shiny he made my butt look on the back cover!
| 5 Apr 2022
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 | Also available in GREEN splatter vinyl variant from @STSPhonoCo!
shiptoshoremedia.com/collections/fe...
Video Transcript{Strong Bad and Strong Sad are in what appears to be Homestar Runner's living room. Strong Sad holds the vinyl in front of a bookshelf with a record player on it, while Strong Bad looks over the vinyl.} STRONG BAD: {pointing at the record and turning his head to inspect it} Whoa, it's like the record was made with the splattered barf of Trogdor's enemies. | 5 Apr 2022
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Strong Bad Sings on Vinyl is finally BACK IN STOCK!
https://fanga.me/r/strongbadvin... From Cheap As Free Recordings and @Fangamer!
Video TranscriptALBUM ART STRONG BAD: {with a lisp due to his large pointy teeth} Hey kids, remember me? I'm back in stock! {zooms out to show the entire album art} NARRATOR: That's right. Strong Bad Sings on vinyl is back in stock. {the vinyl comes out of the album case, with "BACK N' STOCK!" at the top right corner, and the Fangamer and Cheap as Free logos in the bottom left and bottom right corners respectively.} ALBUM ART STRONG BAD: {cut to zoomed in album art} Now just let me back into your heart. {smiles} Hee! {zoom back out to full album art and vinyl} NARRATOR: {top right text replaced} Oh man!! {Fangamer logo replaced} No way. {Cheap as Free logo replaced} No way at all. There's gotta be some consonant clusters that are really difficult to pull off with a mouth like that. ALBUM ART STRONG BAD: {cut to zoomed in album art} Look for the record with me on the cover! | 5 Apr 2022
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Itโs comin. Flash doesnโt like long toons. Itโs beโsing weird about it.
| 3 Apr 2022
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Weird. Try going to it from the sbemail menu:
https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails (did you know the new sbemail menu has all my old computers and scroll buttons songs hidden on it?)
| 2 Apr 2022
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This is just magical! The last time you got your driverโs license renewed, did you remember to check the box that says:
โ โWhen I die, chop off my cool tattoo arm and send it in a big gross jar to the Coolsonian Museum of Style-havery?โ
| 2 Apr 2022
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| 1 Apr 2022
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| NEW STRONG BAD EMAIL
I started checking this email 4 years ago. So I decided to finish checking it for April Fools'. It is checked. https://youtu.be/qUDejhGOG6s
Fun FactsThis Tweet announces the release of parenting. | 1 Apr 2022 |
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This is the closest I gots for now:
...s-specialty-shoppe.creator-spring.com/listing/homest...
| 26 Mar 2022
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Already do thanks to @Fangamer!
| 26 Mar 2022
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| Tis true. He has been down there.
| 26 Mar 2022
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Try it up now! Should be fixรฉd!
| 26 Mar 2022
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Looking into this right now! He's tryin to throttle us all down!
| 26 Mar 2022
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| Stuffbuy! This weekend only (3/26-3/27) use promo code MERCH10 to get 10% everything in my print-on-demand store! Shirts, face masks, mugs, pillows, crap!
...s-specialty-shoppe.creator-spring.com | 26 Mar 2022
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| Just you wait!
| 26 Mar 2022
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Nothing official but @MarcusRaven86 made an awesome mod:
| 22 Mar 2022
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They restored the hidden bonus level. Working on getting the other features back in stable-style.
| 22 Mar 2022
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Videlectrix takes it all back! Too much Kernel Panic! Went back to last stable release until they can graphic it up twice!
| 22 Mar 2022
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You win!
| 22 Mar 2022
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Videlectrix may have tried to cram too many graphics at once into a tiny box! Iโll report at once!
| 22 Mar 2022
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Iโll send to Videlectrix. Do you remember where you were or whom you were with during the Kernal Panic in question?
| 22 Mar 2022
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| Day 2 Patch! Milkwave obstacle! Secret way to regain health! Can you unlock the bonus stage?!
https://videlectrix.itch.io/marzipan-beef-... | 22 Mar 2022
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| In celebration of MAR21 (marzi) Day, Videlectrix made another playable micro game! I give you:
Marzipan Beef Reverser! https://videlectrix.itch.io/marzipan-beef-... | 21 Mar 2022
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Once again, @JanelleCShane proves that all internet-trained neural networks eventually lead to Trogdor!
| 18 Mar 2022
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Man, what if THIS was your entry point to me and my dumb animal character friendsโ exploits? How might these diaps color the remainder of your experience? OR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE for that matter?!!
Fun Facts
| 18 Mar 2022
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Oh craftdang! Calling needlepoint โstabsโ almost -ALMOST- makes me want to get into it. Can you make it so the canvas, like, screams with each stitch? Def be on board then.
| 17 Mar 2022
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Which, coincidentally, ALSO uses the slogan โCover The Earth.โ
| 16 Mar 2022
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Hydrogdor. Doubles as the logo for the Hydrogenated Oil lobby.
| 16 Mar 2022
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Based on what my crappy notebook paper drawing elicits, I canโt even imagine what would happen to Homestar if I tossed one of these plushies at him!
| 14 Mar 2022
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Cold, hot, fresh Trogdor Board Games!
Get em before I have to preorder another batch that'll sit on a mysterious boat for 6-24 weeks! Buy it up so great: https://bit.ly/3vTbThH | 9 Mar 2022
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 | This is what things have come to, people!!
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I didnโt do it! It was the curse!
| 25 Feb 2022
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| Dang. Those lips have some แนฐฬตอฬฌฬฬ
อEฬธฬนอลฬถฬญฬฬออ
แนชฬตฬออฬณIฬทฬฆฬบอฬอฬฬฬAฬตฬกอฬบอฬฬฬฬอRฬทฬกอฬYฬถฬฬญฬอฬฬ styles goin on.
| 24 Feb 2022 |
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The 3D notebook paper shopping cart really elevates this to another level.
That, and Uggs with a High Life. She def snuck that from Manolios' moldy garage fridge that's weirdly full of videotapes.
| 28 Jan 2022
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sbemail209 is the new Stinkoman level 10! You got 12-15 years to spare?
| 26 Jan 2022
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Click on the actual game screen first mebbe.
| 22 Jan 2022
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This is what I like to see!
| 20 Jan 2022
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Already sent this to Videlectrix! Should be fixed. Thanks!
| 20 Jan 2022
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Keep in mind, it's a MICRO game. Hopefully you're not THAT terrible at games.
| 20 Jan 2022
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| A full week late, Videlectrix celebrates Trogdor's 19th Trogday with a free GameBoy Color micro game!
videlectrix.itch.io/trogday-micro-... Play in browser, on phone, or even an emulator! | 20 Jan 2022
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A worthy bday Stinkopresent inspired by the animational stylings of @SmallBuStudio!!
| 9 Jan 2022
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Itโs the long lost Shroud of Strong Badia! From that one time my head AND a jar of Strong Sadโs sunbutter got stuck in a sweatshirt together!
| 7 Jan 2022
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Hot stamps! I gotta yell at Bubs!
| 3 Jan 2022
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These, THESE, are the good graphics Videlectrix has been ranting about for years! Thanks for passing this along
@HeadZonkStudios!
| 2 Jan 2022
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Um, yes please.
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