Scroll Button Songs

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This article is about the list of all scroll button songs. For the DVD video featuring the first seventeen songs, see Scroll Button Songs (video).
"I'm always late for school 'cause your moms drive slow! Ooooooooooooh!"

Scroll Button Songs (also referred to as Strong Bad Email raps) are the songs that Strong Bad sings on the Strong Bad Email menu page. The list is ordered from the newest at the top, to the oldest at the bottom. A collection of the scroll button songs (from "Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons" to "Huzzah, on the mic...") was included on strongbad_email.exe Disc One. Many previous songs can be heard by clicking the small checkered box below the scroll bar, with the song depending on the computer the menu is on.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Coach Z

Contents

[edit] Strong Bad Email Menu

Song Time Featured Flash Mirror Sound File

[edit] Lappier

Is it Lappi-er or Lappi-ay? Scroll buttons, I hope you never scroll away! December 31, 2020 – present
the next april fools thing
Watch Listen

[edit] Compé

It's the Compé, and ya can't stop mé... when we join forces with the scrolla but-ton-és! August 31, 2009 – December 31, 2020
independentthe next april fools thing
No link Listen

[edit] Corpy NT6

{silence; Strong Bad is absent}
This has no sound, and is not accessible from the current menu.
July 13, 2009 – August 30, 2009
imaginaryindependent
View N/A

[edit] Lappy 486

{silence; Strong Bad is absent, possibly due to the Lappy's destruction in hremail3184}
This has no sound, and is not accessible from the current menu.
June 29, 2009 – July 12, 2009
hremail3184
View N/A
You've never seen anything quite like these buttons! Come on, y'all, give me a little scroll lovin'! April 21, 2008 – June 28, 2009
specially markedemail thunder
Watch Listen
Oh! You! Are! Now! Scrollin' with the best! Scroll buttons put your mouse-clickin' finger to the test! November 27, 2007 – April 20, 2008
yes, wrestlingrated
Watch Listen
{Music is playing} Control your scrolls. Click and hold with scroll buttons! Ungh... {Music ends}
This song is absent from the current menu.
August 13, 2007 – November 26, 2007
mini-golfbusiness trip
Watch No link
Look around, I think you'll find, that these... buttons, are the scrolling kind. January 22, 2007 – August 12, 2007
looking oldthe paper
Watch Listen
I'm scrollin' up high, you're scrollin' down low. I'm always late for school 'cause your moms drive slow. Ooooooooooooh! July 10, 2006 – January 22, 2007
redesignwhat I want
Watch Listen
Scroll buttons! Just do your job, just do your job, just do your job!
This song was never featured, but is on the current menu. It was first heard in the Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack.
N/A N/A Listen
Scroll buttons never looked so good! Scrollin' up and down like you knew they would... January 8, 2006 – July 10, 2006
highschoolisp
Watch Listen
Ooh, back on the scene! Scroll buttons gettin' mean, and I like to be a jerk, so we make a great team!
This song was never featured, but is on the current menu. It was first heard in the Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack.
N/A N/A Listen
Scroll buttons and random, you can't handle 'em! Just the way I planned 'em! Everybody likes... you... friend! September 12, 2005 – January 8, 2006
lady...ingportrait
Watch Listen
...and that's why I like to scroll with Scroll Buttons. June 6 – September 11, 2005
boring (really)lady...ing
Watch Listen
Scroll buttons and the Lappy, together at last. How you eva' learn to scriggy-scroll so fast? November 29, 2004 – June 5, 2005
animaldo over
Watch Listen

[edit] Compy 386

S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well! November 8 – November 28, 2004
montagevirus
Watch Listen
Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my email client. Huzzah! August 16 – November 7, 2004
other daysextra plug
Watch Listen
Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it! April 20 – August 15, 2004
carfor kids
Watch Listen
Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys!
This song is absent from the current menu.
March 16 – April 19, 2004
flashback
Watch No link
I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? Wha'. January 19 – March 15, 2004
the betdifferent town
Watch Listen
The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. November 25, 2003 – January 18, 2004
colonizationvideo games
Watch Listen
Chew-a chew-a scroll buttons! Chew-a chew-a rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! September 15 – November 24, 2003
kids' booklocal news
Watch Listen
Scroll button, scroll buttons, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! August 4 – September 14, 2003
stunt doublekids' book
Watch Listen
COACH Z: And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack!
STRONG BAD: Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack.
This song is absent from the current menu.
May 19 – August 3, 2003
mascotstunt double
Watch No link
Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! March 31 – May 18, 2003
capercrazy cartoon
Watch Listen
Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons 2.0. {The Paper comes down} January 20 – March 30, 2003
marzipanautobiography
Watch Listen
Scroll-a bot-ton-és!
This song is absent from the current menu.
Unknown – January 19, 2003
Unknown – dragon
Watch No link
Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities.
This song is absent from the current menu.
Unknown
Unknown
No link No link
'Sup, my scrollies? You guys are looking good.
This song is absent from the current menu.
September 9, 2002 – Unknown
invisibility – Unknown
No link No link

[edit] Tandy 400

Scroll buttons. What is UP? July 29, 2002 – August 5, 2002 – September 8, 2002
property of onesvacation (& sb_email 22)
No link Listen
Scroll buttons... you guys okay?
This song is absent from the current menu.
July 8, 2002 – July 29, 2002
sistershelium
Watch No link
Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together. Unknown – June 25, 2002
Unknown – gimmicks
No link Listen
Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons. March 4, 2002 – Unknown
band names – Unknown
No link Listen

[edit] Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack

COACH Z: Scroll buttons scrollin' off in a rage!
STRONG BAD: I'm on a rampage!
This song was never featured, and is absent from the current menu. It is only heard in the Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack.
N/A No link No link

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Trivia

  • The April 21st, 2008 song had been on the site for 14 months and 7 days, the longest period of time for any scroll button song. It has since been eclipsed by the Compé's run, though most of that time has been during a site-wide hiatus.
  • The "scrolla but-ton-és" in the August 31st, 2009 song is a callback to a much older "song", where that is all that Strong Bad said.

[edit] Remarks

  • The August 13th, 2007 song is the only one to include instrumental music, and the button to whatever is playing the music can be heard being pressed at about the time Strong Bad hits enter on his computer.
  • The April 20th, 2004 song references the addition of a draggable scroll bar with the line "Hold it, control it".

[edit] Inside References

[edit] Real-World References

  • In the November 8, 2004 rap, Strong Bad refers to Norman Rockwell, an early-20th-century painter.

[edit] External Links

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