Strong Bad Email Outros
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Strong Bad sometimes closes his Emails with an outro, or closing remark, reminding viewers to check back next week immediately before The Paper comes down. This was especially common during the Tandy 400 era, but in recent years this tradition has died out a bit. However, he still occasionally does an outro, although it will often ask for The Paper to come down.
[edit] The Outros
| Number | Outro | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | some kinda robot | Okay, until next time. Keep sending me your questions, and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them. |
| 2 | homsar | Okay, so until next time, keep sending me your questions, and I will keep making fun of your punctuation and spelling. I mean, answer them. |
| 3 | butt IQ | Okay, so until next time, on a scale from one to awesome, I'm super great. |
| 4 | homestar hair | Forget you guys. {brings up Temple of Apshai} Oh, my hit points are, like, inexcusable in this dungeon, man. I need to find some elixir or something. |
| 5 | making out | All right, so until next time send me more questions. SEND ME MORE QUESTIONS!!! |
| 6 | depressio | Okay, so until next time, {singing} "Everybody email that guy!" "What guy?" "ME!" "Everybody email that guy!" |
| 7 | halloweener | Okay, so until next time, who put the "ween" in "Halloween"? I don't know. Probably you. ...you freakin' weirdo! |
| 8 | brianrietta | Okay, so until next week... 1, 2, 3, email me! 1, 2, 4, email me more! |
| 13 | i she be | Okay, so tune in next time: Same Strong Bad time, same Strong Bad channel. |
| 15 | the basics | There'll be another one next week... |
| 16 | band names | Okay, so tune in next week, when my guests will be Lemmy from Motörhead and the guys from Krokus! |
| 19 | tape-leg | All right, so until next week, send me some good ones. You know, some good ones. |
| 20 | spring cleaning | Okay, so until next time, ain't nobody dope as me. |
| 21 | cartoon | All right, so until next time send me a little email and I'll give you a little crap. |
| 23 | little animal | Okay so until next week, everything is awesome an— |
| 24 | the bird | Okay, so until next week send me your email and I will more than likely flip you off. |
| 27 | 3 wishes | Okay you guys, so until next week, it's not required that you sign your email, "Crapfully yours," or, "With a bunch of crap," or, "Crap in the times," or, "Crap is so great," "Everything is crap," "My middle name is Crapperson." You know, you could just put, "Sincerely"... or, "Yours truly," is another good one. Come on, guys. I'll still read them. |
| 30 | 12:00 | So... Join us next week when we'll be duct-taping clocks to all kinds of different stuff. |
| 31 | sugarbob | Okay, everybody. Bye. |
| 34 | weird dream | Uh... See you next week. |
| 41 | invisibility | Anyways. Remember, kids! Take your vitamins, pretend you're hilarious, and always, always, email Strong Bad. |
| 49 | theme party | So I guess I'm goin' to this frat party. That's pretty hilarious. Well, see ya next week. |
| 51 | website | Anyways, I gotta go work on my webpage. |
| 53 | comic | Okay, so, that's it! No more Strong Bad Emails. Nah, I'm just kiddin'... maybe. |
| 55 | cheat talk | Anyways, give it up for me! ...Guys? |
| 63 | fingers | Anyways, I don't wanna be around when this shrimp goes bad. Whooh! |
| 64 | english paper | Now it is my intention to sit down and play video games for several hours. |
| 66 | the show | Anyways, Tori, lemme know how the volleyball tounament turns out. Touns out. Er, learn to spell. |
| 67 | autobiography | Okay. Take it away, The Paper! Preeeeeeeeowwwww... Come on. Preeeeeeowwwwweeee. What's the d—? |
| 69 | personal favorites | Okay, so... OHHHHHH THAT'S THE END!! Oh man, which button was it? |
| 71 | 2 emails | I shoulda played it safe and gone back in time to where I know I'm awesome. But since I don't have a time machine, I guess I'll just have to wait it out. Backwards. |
| 74 | privileges | Well, C.C., The Cheat ended up in the crisper drawer. So until next week, so long, and thanks for all the privaleges... I guess. |
| 78 | anything | HOMESTAR RUNNER: Class dismissed! Except for you, Jerome! |
| 79 | the process | And that's it, Em. That's how we do things around here. Now you can answer emails like a true Strong Bad. Then right before the paper comes down, I usually mutter something... under my breath... about some girl named Beth. |
| 80 | stunt double | Remember to watch out in June 2004 for "Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective!" In 3D! |
| 81 | date | The Paper, would you bring this fine email to a close? |
| 82 | impression | So, until next time, all the ladies and dudes say: {singing} "Strong Bad is a cool guy! And we're not cool in the least!" |
| 84 | kids book | Well, some people need to go get an ice cream sandwich. Strong Bad needs to go get an ice cream sandwich. |
| 85 | 2 years | I should probably go let Strong Sad out of the dryer. He's been in there since breakfast. |
| 86 | no loafing | I'ma head over to Bubs' for one of his 30-cent lunch specials. |
| 87 | mile | POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: So, okay folks, I gotta go to my next show. See you later nice time! |
| 90 | colonization | Okay, so until next week, leave me alone! |
| 92 | kind of cool | I'm gonna go look up Senor Cardgage. See where that guy ended up. |
| 94 | video games | Until next time, Taylor, this one's for you, and all my peoples got sent up the river. |
| 95 | the bet | I'm gonna go make an indentured servant out of Strong Sad. And now, the get up noise. |
| 97 | monument | I'm gonna go try and find some of that Technochocolate. That stuff sounds a-prettypretty good! |
| 99 | different town | I'm gonna go... place. |
| 101 | car | I don't own a car! Did you ever see me in a car? No! Bye. Talk to my man in the green and white stripes! |
| 103 | haircut | I have to go use my light pen on napping Strong Sad. Preeow. |
| 107 | cheatday | Happy The Cheat day, Ilko! May you never get the black lung. |
| 109 | crying | I think I've got a...food in the oven. Gotta go. |
| 110 | for kids | The Paper, please take us home. |
| 111 | other days | Now time for a refreshing glass of piemonade or, as we say around the office, p-nade. |
| 112 | old comics | I'm gonna go start the Who Put Pasta Salad in Strong Mad's Underdrawer Drawer Scare of '04. Or. |
| 113 | pizzaz | Here goes the Strong Bad! Here goes the Strong Bad! |
| 114 | the facts | HOMESTAR RUNNER: And that's the end of my show! Donk! |
| 119 | animal | The Paper, come on down and meet your new brother! |
| 122 | dreamail | Right now, I gotta fly! |
| 123 | origins | Well, I hope that makes you not email me anymore. |
| 129 | garage sale | Peow! MARZIPAN: More like, pree-ow. |
| 131 | boring (really) | If you're still bored, sit back, relax, and prepare to experience the fury of... me naming all the three letter words I can think of. |
| 133 | bottom 10 | And the Number One item on Strong Bad's Bottom 10 is... Th cleaning up your own puke off the keyboard. Simone, that'll be $7.50. And bring some paper towels. Eww. And some tweezers. I think I see a Fluffy Puff Nibblin' in there. |
| 135 | lady...ing | Old Strong Bad's got a date with a bowl of creme brulee ice creme. Cream. |
| 141 | death metal | While I'm gone, complete this worksheet I've prepared for you aspiring death metal types. And, uh, careful with that hot-glue gun, Dane. |
| 142 | secret identity | Now, if you'll excuse me, I have several butts to jettison from my home. |
| 144 | narrator | Now playing in select cities. This Strong Bad Email has been rated P for The Poopsmith and a graphic scene of The Paper. |
| 145 | myths & legends | Join us next week when we examine startling new evidence in the Biscuitdoughhandsman conspiracy. |
| 146 | pop-up | I'm gonna go eat my burgers. |
| 148 | disconnected | Well, time to go satisfy my sudden craving for tiny breads. |
| 150 | alternate universe | All my Strong Bad doppelgängers represent. Sesquicentenn-email, 2005. I-I mean six. |
| 151 | senior prom | I'm taking Delilelia to see David Coppafeel perform. |
| 153 | redesign | Join us next week when we show you how to knit your own splatter paints. All for under fifty bucks. |
| 155 | theme song | Allow me to leave you with the old standard 'When Email Comes to Town, You Know, You Know, It's Like a Rainstorm... In Your Browser.' {stops typing and starts singing} When email comes to town, you know, you know, it's like a rainstorm... in your browser. |
| 156 | road trip | Until next time, everybody, remember to stay J-large. |
| 161 | 4 branches | Now it's up to you to make your own informed decisions about the stupidest things Homestar's done. Get involved, write a letter to your local Homestarman, or throw a trash can through a plate glass window! HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} And that's how I become a law! |
| 163 | what i want | Happy Decemberween, everybloody! |
| 166 | unnatural | But Strong Badinians are a strong people. We will recover. We will rebuild. We will reduce, reuse, recycle! |
| 171 | underlings | Well, good luck with your smunderling, PranceyDirtGirl. I gotta get started making those "You Reek-A" t-shirts. Those things are gonna be awesome! |
| 172 | more armies | Well, I gotta go find the bicycle pump. Tito the Tophaticent's beautiful assistant's looking a little... lopsided. |
| 176 | hygiene | Now get outta here! None of the college hotties'll show up if you're hanging around, Mothmouth. |
| 177 | original | Come on, New Paper, disappoint me! |
| 178 | bike thief | See you next time! |
| 184 | diorama | Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go help that robot vaporize The Old Public Functionary! |
| 185 | nightlife | This has been Strong Bad, with Strong Bad Email 185. Thanks for listening. |
| 186 | environment | So until next week, my boat take... |
| 188 | fan club | Maybe fan clubs and fan fiction aren't so bad after all. In fact, I'm gonna go dabble in a little King of Town fan fiction right now. |
| 195 | love poems | So there you ha' it / My Homeless Roma'ic. / Love Poems 101 / Oh the hearts you will win. / Like this lavender scented plug-in / New paper, come on and get some! |
| 199 | being mean | But don't take it from me, let's hear from our resident parenting expert, Hungry Shark. HUNGRY SHARK: Sometimes the taste of blood in the water is just so sweet, makes me wanna... I just gon... {voice becomes no longer gravelly} uh, I'm gonna eat your kids. |
| 202 | imaginary | Your realginary pal, Strong Bad; or Your imaginary pal, Pumpy Clumpy |
| 203 | independent (YouTube version) | Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go raid Pom Pom's craft soivice table. Can't get enough of those artisinal cheeses and that extra healthy water. |
| 207 | too cool | Thanks for emailing me, Kristi Ann. Now Ima grab a sharpie and head to the bathroom. Try and make my own "family might/could." |
[edit] Outros for DVD Emails
| Number | Outro | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Greeting Cards | See ya later, 23. |
| 5 | Accent | So until next time, holy crop! |
| 6 | Comic Book Movie | CRACK STUNTMAN: This summer, preeeow! |
