Email Intros
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- This article is about the first DVD feature. For the other uses, see Email Intros (disambiguation).
Email Intros is a video on strongbad_email.exe. It's a compilation of the intros to each of the first 100* Strong Bad Emails (the little songs or other things Strong Bad says at the beginning of each email).
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner
Places: Computer Room, The Stick, The Cheat's Computer Room
Computer: Tandy 400, Pom Pilot, Tangerine Dreams, Compy 386
Running Time: 8:13
DVD Exclusive: strongbad_email.exe Disc One
Contents |
[edit] Transcript
| Number | Intro | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | some kinda robot | Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad. |
| 2 | homsar | I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo... |
| 3 | butt IQ | Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email. |
| 4 | homestar hair | I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo... |
| 5 | making out | Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do. |
| 6 | depressio | I check, you check, we all check for e... mail check... an email... |
| 7 | halloweener | I am going to check my email. |
| 8 | brianrietta | I remember the time when I checked my email. |
| 9 | i love you | I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email. |
| 10 | trevor the vampire | I'm totally checking my email. Total, man. |
| 11 | i rule | Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble... |
| 12 | credit card | Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. |
| 13 | i she be | Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh... |
| 14 | duck pond | Must... check... email... |
| 15 | the basics | Everybody... check your email... |
| 16 | band names | Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email... |
| 17 | studying | Ohh! Electronic mail! |
| 18 | stand-up | Something has compelled me to check my email. |
| 19 | tape-leg | Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... |
| 20 | spring cleaning | Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready? Go! |
| 21 | cartoon | This episode, Strong Bad checks his email. |
| 22 | sb_email 22 | {singing the background music of the first level of Donkey Kong} Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do... |
| 23 | little animal | Oh! What's this? An email? For me?! |
| 24 | the bird | Checkin' my email... Here at The Stick... That's pretty cool... |
| 25 | super powers | Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience. |
| 26 | CGNU | Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around. |
| 27 | 3 wishes | I got an email. I got an awesome email. |
| 28 | 1 step ahead | This one had better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one. |
| 29 | superhero name | All these... emails... I don't understand. |
| 30 | 12:00 | I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please. |
| 31 | sugarbob | Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email. |
| 32 | flag day | Riballa diballa check email. |
| 33 | gimmicks | Super great, super great... Check your email! |
| 34 | weird dream | Time to check the email... Time to check the email... |
| 35 | sisters | Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me? |
| 36 | guitar | Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight... |
| 37 | dullard | Mmmmm... fresh emails... |
| 38 | helium | Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll... |
| 39 | property of ones | Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this. |
| 40 | vacation | Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo... |
| 42 | action figure | Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo! |
| 43 | little questions | All the ladies want to know, who's checkin' that email? Was it Strong Bad? |
| 44 | lures & jigs | I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check... |
| 45 | techno | It's the email, the email, what what, the email. |
| 46 | your friends | {clears throat} {in a clear voice} Emaaaaaaaaaaaailllllllll. |
| 47 | new hands | Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo... |
| 48 | ghosts | Boy, is it ever Monday. |
| 49 | theme party | Oh! Man! Email! Ugh! |
| 50 | 50 emails | Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice. |
| 51 | website | Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL! |
| 52 | island | Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast. |
| 53 | comic | In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them. |
| 54 | morning routine | Augh. My mouth tastes like... emails. |
| 55 | cheat talk | Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh email. |
| 56 | current status | Oh! The email! |
| 57 | japanese cartoon | So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it. |
| 58 | dragon | Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female! |
| 59 | marzipan | There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while. |
| 60 | huttah! | Chee-wit, chee-wit, chee-wi-chee-wi-email. |
| 61 | monster truck | Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail.... |
| 62 | interview | Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails. |
| 63 | fingers | Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down! |
| 64 | english paper | Come on guys! Get your heads in the game. |
| 65 | unused emails | Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those... sbemails! |
| 66 | the show | Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls! |
| 67 | autobiography | This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You. |
| 68 | caper | strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter. |
| 69 | personal favorites | OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! {Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds} Whoa--that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again? |
| 70 | big white face | Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email! |
| 71 | 2 emails | What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt. |
| 72 | crazy cartoon | I'm intrigued by these... how you say... emails. |
| 73 | mascot | Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat. |
| 74 | privileges | Ohh-ho-oh ohh EEEEEMAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times! |
| 75 | funny | Watch me do a little bit o' email, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' [Compy 386: File Not Found.] uh—that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' e mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' {email loads} uh—that's never happened befo—oh wait, it's an email. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly. |
| 76 | sibbie | Email! Email! Email! Email! |
| 77 | suntan | I met her in the summertime. Her name was... {operatic voice} email. |
| 78 | anything | HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is {slowly, as he writes it with chalk on the monitor} Homestar Runner. {erases it} Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin. |
| 79 | the process | My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh. |
| 80 | stunt double | Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce. |
| 81 | date | Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tep. Tick. |
| 82 | impression | Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff. |
| 83 | labor day | Which email is your favorite? Mine is "the basics". |
| 84 | kids' book | Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbemail. |
| 85 | 2 years | Haselos, theselos, haselos, theselos! |
| 86 | no loafing | Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out! |
| 87 | mile | POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah— |
| 89 | local news | It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo. |
| 90 | colonization | Email me don't email me, email me don't email me. |
| 91 | caffeine | And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail! |
| 92 | kind of cool | Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal? |
| 93 | army | Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust. |
| 94 | video games | Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls... and no toilet. |
| 95 | the bet | Come on, big money! Big money! And... email! |
| 96 | lackey | So innocent and email free... That's you 'n me. |
| 97 | monument | Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye. |
| 98 | stupid stuff | Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words. |
| 99 | different town | Check your email and check your email. {looped} Check your email and check your email. |
| 100 | flashback | ONE TWO THREE FOUR— {Strong Bad starts singing hard rock with instruments in the background, and the following words appear as they are said:} EMAIL IS AWESOME {"AWESOME"}, EMAIL IS WEIRD {"WEiRD"}, EMAIL IS AWESOME {"AWESOME"} AND EMAIL IS WEIRD {"WEiRD"}! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL {"grrrl"}...uh! |
[edit] Fun Facts
[edit] Remarks
- The first seven email intros have Strong Bad's head in different places.
- Strong Bad stays in his fifth design for the remainder of the toon instead of going to his sixth design on the eighth intro.
- Strong Bad skips the intros for invisibility, current status, and couch patch.
[edit] See Also
- The transcripts for Strong Bad Email Intros
- Email Intros, Part Two
