Email Intros, Part Two
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- This article is about the second DVD feature. For other uses, see Email Intros (disambiguation).
Email Intros, Part Two is a video on strongbad_email.exe Disc Five. It's a compilation of the intros to each of the next 60 Strong Bad Email intros (the little songs or other things Strong Bad says at the beginning of each email), starting with email #101.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Sad
Places: Computer Room, Marzipan's House
Computer: Compy 386, Lappy 486, Tandy 400
Running Time: 6:07
DVD Exclusive: strongbad_email.exe Disc Five
[edit] Transcript
| Number | Intro | |
|---|---|---|
| 101 | car | The views expressed in the following email show do not necessarily reflect the opinions of anybody cool. Oh, except me. {lowers voice} I'm cool. |
| 102 | lunch special | Oh email, I'm gonna let you down easy... when I break up with you. |
| 103 | haircut | Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above. |
| 104 | theme park | Everybody loves this, everybody needs this, it's time for funny stuff. |
| 105 | replacement | Our next show is a family show. It... is... the email. |
| 106 | dangeresque 3 | Oh, here comes little email, with a gun in his hand... |
| 107 | cheatday | Let's check a Strong Bad Email, you and me. Together. Like we used to. Like a family. |
| 108 | pom pom | Oh, I'm an email gambler... that means I play cards with emails. Full house. |
| 109 | crying | {rapping} I'm not gonna sing an email song this week e—{realizes mistake, talking} Oh. Never mind. |
| 110 | for kids | {types "quit" into Peasant's Quest; a message responds, "You quitter."} I guess I should do the thing that I do. |
| 111 | other days | I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt. |
| 112 | old comics | Let's get it over with! With the email style, get it over with! |
| 113 | pizzaz | Here comes The Strong Baaaaad... Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad! |
| 114 | the facts | I'm checkin' email, I'm checkin' email. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' email, I'm checkin' email. |
| 115 | time capsule | Checkin' emails with a VISCOSITY since 2001, it's a Strong Bad Email. |
| 116 | extra plug | Ow ow ow... ow ow oww... ow ow owww... email... |
| 117 | montage | Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo. |
| 118 | virus | I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email. |
| 119 | animal | All right! Let's see if this bad boy can check some emails. |
| 120 | radio | I got miles and miles of the email style. Miles and miles of the email style. |
| 121 | part-time job | A lot of ladies and a lot of girls... some healthy ladies and some healthy girls! |
| 122 | dreamail | Oh oh, email's in the backyard, makin' some stew... |
| 123 | origins | This email is leaving the station. Please move to the center of the email, and away from the doors. |
| 124 | secret recipes | Email, na na, na na, na na, nanaNA... |
| 125 | rock opera | Checkin' email, now take it to the flip side! {repeats the previous sentence backwards} |
| 126 | best thing | You got to email, just to stay alive! |
| 127 | long pants | And if I email you! Girl, woman! {holds up pieces of paper that say "Girl." and "Woman." as he says those words} Oh, would you email me? Girl, woman! {holds up the papers again} |
| 128 | rampage | The email checker, come on and come on, y'all. The email checker, come on and come on, y'all! |
| 129 | garage sale | Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! |
| 130 | do over | Strong Bad Email! Makes money! Strong Bad Email! Gets paid! |
| 131 | boring (really) | {rapping} Email theme song! 1-2-3! A da-da-checka email wit' me, SB, y'all! |
| 132 | modeling | Can you handle my style? No, you can't handle my styyyyyle. Email! |
| 133 | bottom 10 | This email is making fun of you. |
| 134 | record book | Drape it over your aaaaaaarms, step out in styyyyyle, Strong Bad Emaaaaaaail... |
| 135 | lady...ing | {singing in falsetto} Why do I check emails the way I do? I don't know. |
| 136 | geddup noise | A little bit of email. Some you-and-me mail. |
| 137 | bedtime story | I'm still here, after all these years, checkin' my email. {in falsetto} Checkin' my email! |
| 138 | space program | Email is the sound that we make when a young girl cries... |
| 139 | portrait | Hey everybody, it's a musical Strong Bad Email this week! |
| 140 | high school | It's the email, baby, lunch juice! |
| 141 | death metal | Email, ah ooh, ooh, ooh ah ooh, email, ah ooh, email, ah ooh, ooh. |
| 142 | secret identity | Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon. |
| 143 | technology | Don't you wanna email, don't you need a email, don't you turn your life around! |
| 144 | narrator | I met this email on a north-bound train. We had some dinner then we danced in the rain. |
| 145 | myths & legends | I'm livin' the Strong Bad life, I take an email for my wife. I take an email for my wife. |
| 146 | pop-up | I was born to check emails and eat lots of cake! |
| 147 | lady fan | How many emails can you check? Five, twelve, seven, shut up. |
| 148 | disconnected | This week, I'm feeling my style! I've got confidence in my email! |
| 149 | candy product | {blows on microphone and taps it} Check one, check two. Sibilance. Sibilance. SBEmail. |
| 150 | alternate universe | I've been walkin' on clouds and flippin' off rainbows, on the wings of an email. {to Strong Sad} Thanks, man. STRONG SAD: No prob, Bob. |
| 151 | senior prom | Can you see that I've got email styles, c'mon c'mon, can you see that I've got email styles? |
| 152 | isp | A badaly-doo, it's time for email, bra-doop-da-dabadoo. |
| 153 | redesign | {This scene opens in a darkened computer room with yellow tape (reading "LELLOWTAPE") all over the Lappy.} {from offscreen} Email is nice, {the lights come on and Strong Bad sits down} habalubabulabada! {rips the tape away} Email is twice, habilastilbilasaw! |
| 154 | keep cool | I'll take you back to a time when email was king! |
| 155 | theme song | When email comes to town, you know, you know, it's like a rainstorm... in your browser. |
| 156 | road trip | Good morning, Mr. Email, there's a call for you on line 2. |
| 157 | trading cards | A-when you dribble down the court with an email, you leave your dreams at the top of the keeey. |
| 158 | cliffhangers | Oooh, it's a e-email, money, money, money. Oooh-ooh. Shut up. |
| 159a | retirement | Green lines, green, green lines. It's a Strong Bad Email again. |
| 159b | retirement | There's a big ol' hole inside my email, makin' it hard to cheeeeck... |
| 160 | coloring | Sippin' on a bottle of email, cold, having a picnic lunch with some co-workers. |
[edit] Fun Facts
- Strong Bad skips the intros for the second emails from dreamail and bottom 10.
- The disconnected intro is slightly cut off at the beginning.
- The intro used for senior prom is taken from an Easter egg as opposed as from the actual opening.
- At the end of each intro, Strong Bad presses the "enter" key, but instead of bringing up the email, it clears the screen for the next intro.
- At the end of the last intro, Strong Bad presses the "enter" key during the fade-out, but the "strongbad_email.exe" command stays up.
[edit] See Also
- The transcripts for Strong Bad Email Intros
- Email Intros
